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(New York Daily News)   Man shot several times while filming a rap video because the group couldn't agree as to which one of them was the star   (nydailynews.com) divider line 80
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2014-08-02 10:44:08 PM  
When "keeping it real" goes wrong.
 
2014-08-02 11:51:22 PM  
I think I've seen this Boondocks episode.
 
2014-08-03 12:16:21 AM  
So now he's a... shooting star?
 
2014-08-03 12:24:39 AM  
Number One with a bullet.
 
2014-08-03 01:23:18 AM  
This is why you shouldn't have rap GROUPS.  Pairs are doable, but anymore more than that and you're sharing the spotlight with too many people and feathers get ruffled.
 
2014-08-03 01:29:28 AM  
farking man children.

WAAAAHHH I WANNA BE THE STAR
 
2014-08-03 01:30:40 AM  
Whuuuuuurlstar!
 
2014-08-03 01:31:30 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So now he's a... shooting star?


And all the girls will love him just as long as he are.
 
2014-08-03 01:32:57 AM  

TomD9938: MaudlinMutantMollusk: So now he's a... shooting star?

And all the girls will love him just as long as he are.


You're doing God's work.
 
2014-08-03 01:33:30 AM  
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2014-08-03 01:33:42 AM  
Sounds like thuggin' love.

cdn.tss.uproxx.com
 
2014-08-03 01:36:30 AM  
Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing Ta F*ck Wit
 
2014-08-03 01:37:21 AM  
fumaga.com
 
2014-08-03 01:40:37 AM  
He isn't a real rapper.  He wasn't wearing body armor.
 
2014-08-03 01:43:06 AM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
We all have them.
 
2014-08-03 01:43:15 AM  
Guys it is 2014. Being a rapper and shooting each other is so old. You might as well die in a single-engine plane crash in the hills of Tennessee. That's how behind the times you are.
 
2014-08-03 01:43:40 AM  
First thing I thought of...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-03 01:43:46 AM  
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-08-03 01:44:35 AM  

Ambivalence: This is why you shouldn't have rap GROUPS.  Pairs are doable, but anymore more than that and you're sharing the spotlight with too many people and feathers get ruffled.


upload.wikimedia.org

www.waragainstwork.com

images1.mtv.com

Frown upon your shenanigans.
 
2014-08-03 01:45:11 AM  

SilentStrider: When "keeping it real" goes wrong.


Yup.
 
2014-08-03 01:48:16 AM  

Foxxinnia: Guys it is 2014. Being a rapper and shooting each other is so old. You might as well die in a single-engine plane crash in the hills of Tennessee. That's how behind the times you are.


To be fair, rap hasn't really changed it's message, content, approach or had any new ideas in almost 25 years.  It's the Freebird of "R&B".  Less whiskey, more blow and Glocks.
 
2014-08-03 01:48:57 AM  
Every time I see that Boondocks animation of shooting wildly, I think of Chicago. Lots of illegal guns, gunplay, a lot of people getting hit, though nowhere near as many shot at.
 
2014-08-03 01:52:42 AM  
Thug culture? NRA? What should we blame?
 
2014-08-03 01:54:33 AM  
If you're in your 30s and you still haven't made it as a rapper, it's time to focus on drug dealing full-time.
 
2014-08-03 01:55:55 AM  

stirfrybry: Thug culture? NRA? What should we blame?


Liberalism
 
2014-08-03 01:56:33 AM  

you are a puppet: If you're in your 30s and you still haven't made it as a rapper, it's time to focus on drug dealing full-time.


or get a real job

but that sounds like work
 
2014-08-03 01:59:30 AM  
Gangster rap is so passé.
 
2014-08-03 02:00:55 AM  

stirfrybry: Thug culture? NRA? What should we blame?


Bush.  Not George Dubya.  I mean the rose bush in the front yard of the candy lady's house.  Little black boys weren't paying attention while running up to her door, nickels and dimes in hand, only to cry out in pain as thorns tore gashes in their Knight Rider shirts.

Some wounds never heal.
 
2014-08-03 02:04:27 AM  

stirfrybry: Thug culture? NRA? What should we blame?


Stupidity and ego works for me.
 
2014-08-03 02:07:08 AM  

Ex-Texan: Every time I see that Boondocks animation of shooting wildly, I think of Chicago. Lots of illegal guns, gunplay, a lot of people getting hit, though nowhere near as many shot at.


Say that again? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shiattin' myself.
 
2014-08-03 02:09:10 AM  
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2014-08-03 02:12:30 AM  
Please Hammer, don't hurt em
 
2014-08-03 02:12:57 AM  
"The clerk said he recognized both men from the neighborhood and they had always appeared to be "best friends." "

This, among many other reasons, is why gangsta rap has catapulted into ridiculousness.
 
2014-08-03 02:14:08 AM  
Wait, you mean a rapper actually hit what he was shooting at?
 
2014-08-03 02:17:16 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [assets1.ignimgs.com image 850x478]


That show was cancelled for a reason.
 
2014-08-03 02:17:48 AM  

ElLoco: Ex-Texan: Every time I see that Boondocks animation of shooting wildly, I think of Chicago. Lots of illegal guns, gunplay, a lot of people getting hit, though nowhere near as many shot at.

Say that again? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shiattin' myself.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-08-03 02:18:38 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Wait, you mean a rapper actually hit what he was shooting at?


Only had to reload twice
 
2014-08-03 02:18:45 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: Frown upon your shenanigans.


NWA only has two surviving members. Anyone know the breakdown on the other two groups he posted?
 
2014-08-03 02:21:01 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Wait, you mean a rapper actually hit what he was shooting at?


He forgot to hold his gun sideways.
 
2014-08-03 02:24:56 AM  

UsikFark: Bith Set Me Up: Frown upon your shenanigans.

NWA only has two surviving members. Anyone know the breakdown on the other two groups he posted?


2/3 and 8/9 (or 9/10, depending on your school of thought)
 
2014-08-03 02:28:51 AM  
 
2014-08-03 02:29:43 AM  

you are a puppet: UsikFark: Bith Set Me Up: Frown upon your shenanigans.

NWA only has two surviving members. Anyone know the breakdown on the other two groups he posted?

2/3 and 8/9 (or 9/10, depending on your school of thought)


I was told there would be no math.
 
2014-08-03 02:34:59 AM  
.... and now they've got press. You cant buy notoriety!

heck, half of you have read the article.


/half? lol right.
//notoriety can be billed in separate installments with no interest the first year.
 
2014-08-03 02:35:15 AM  

you are a puppet: UsikFark: Bith Set Me Up: Frown upon your shenanigans.

NWA only has two surviving members. Anyone know the breakdown on the other two groups he posted?

2/3 and 8/9 (or 9/10, depending on your school of thought)


The only dead o.g. from N.W.A. is Easy-E.
 
2014-08-03 02:49:11 AM  
Love these feel good, happy articles.  Makes me think we may just have a chance.
 
2014-08-03 02:54:25 AM  
Angry music + angry musicians + guns = BANG!
 
2014-08-03 02:58:20 AM  

dantheman195: you are a puppet: If you're in your 30s and you still haven't made it as a rapper, it's time to focus on drug dealing full-time.

or get a real job

but that sounds like work


Apparently it's easier than learning how to sing
 
2014-08-03 03:03:05 AM  
Actually, in rap, we may have found a template that's actually more limiting than 12 bar 1 -3 -5 turnaround or verse, chorus, verse, chorus, verse, chorus chorus, chorus, fade.
 
2014-08-03 03:28:34 AM  

bunner: Actually, in rap, we may have found a template that's actually more limiting than 12 bar 1 -3 -5 turnaround or verse, chorus, verse, chorus, verse, chorus chorus, chorus, fade.


No one needs a verse. Alternate chorus and pre-chorus.
 
2014-08-03 03:29:00 AM  

stirfrybry: Thug culture? NRA? What should we blame?



Whitey. Obviously..
 
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