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(Examiner)   Blogger calls the office of Fark favorite Sheila Jackson Lee to get a comment regarding her prevarica...misspeak regarding articles of impeachment against Dubya and is promptly threatened with IRS action   (examiner.com) divider line 217
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2014-08-02 04:33:16 PM  

i1123.photobucket.com


Don't fark with the Queen.

 
2014-08-02 04:46:07 PM  
"Horner said he never identified himself and the staffer simply made assumptions while attacking him. 'I doubt you even pay taxes and the IRS will find you soon enough,' the man said when Horner reminded him that his salary is provided by the taxpaying public. After issuing the veiled threat, the man hung up, Horner added."

Heh. Yeah, that's a horrible abuse of power right there.
 
2014-08-02 04:48:49 PM  
This is the woman who asked why an emergency call wasn't made from Malaysia 370.

The woman who asked NASA if the Mars Pathfinder took a picture of the US flag Neil Armstrong left there.  Her staff alter told an editor it was racist to point out the error.

The woman who said, "I stand here as a freed slave"...

The woman who said the US was 400 years old.  Who indicated that Executive Orders were presented to the President for signature by Congress.  Who told her driver to outrun a chase by the Secret Servie, park illegally against their orders, and when confronted by the Secret Service pulled the old, "I'm SHEILA JACKSON LEE!  WHO DO YOU TINK YOU ARE?"  Who indeed did say, "I am a queen and I demand to be treated like a queen."

Yeah, I was a Democrat, but she's a farking embarrassment.
 
2014-08-02 05:31:22 PM  
Looks like her impeachment claim sorta depends on your definition of "We".

Jackson Lee say 'we did not seek an impeachment of President Bush' but she co-sponsored '08 bill

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, I was a Democrat, but she's a farking embarrassment.


Agreed. But hey, it's Texas, what are you going to do?
 
2014-08-02 05:37:02 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: This is the woman who asked why an emergency call wasn't made from Malaysia 370.

The woman who asked NASA if the Mars Pathfinder took a picture of the US flag Neil Armstrong left there.  Her staff alter told an editor it was racist to point out the error.

The woman who said, "I stand here as a freed slave"...

The woman who said the US was 400 years old.  Who indicated that Executive Orders were presented to the President for signature by Congress.  Who told her driver to outrun a chase by the Secret Servie, park illegally against their orders, and when confronted by the Secret Service pulled the old, "I'm SHEILA JACKSON LEE!  WHO DO YOU TINK YOU ARE?"  Who indeed did say, "I am a queen and I demand to be treated like a queen."

Yeah, I was a Democrat, but she's a farking embarrassment.


That's the thing. Democrats admit embarrassments.

Having said that, she'd surpass Palin and Bachmann if she turned Republican.
 
2014-08-02 05:41:58 PM  
She is a national treasure. Truly.
 
2014-08-02 05:45:21 PM  

djkutch: Benevolent Misanthrope: This is the woman who asked why an emergency call wasn't made from Malaysia 370.

The woman who asked NASA if the Mars Pathfinder took a picture of the US flag Neil Armstrong left there.  Her staff alter told an editor it was racist to point out the error.

The woman who said, "I stand here as a freed slave"...

The woman who said the US was 400 years old.  Who indicated that Executive Orders were presented to the President for signature by Congress.  Who told her driver to outrun a chase by the Secret Servie, park illegally against their orders, and when confronted by the Secret Service pulled the old, "I'm SHEILA JACKSON LEE!  WHO DO YOU TINK YOU ARE?"  Who indeed did say, "I am a queen and I demand to be treated like a queen."

Yeah, I was a Democrat, but she's a farking embarrassment.

That's the thing. Democrats admit embarrassments.

Having said that, she'd surpass Palin and Bachmann if she turned Republican.


ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-08-02 05:51:51 PM  
In a sane world Sheila Jackson Lee would lose an election to serve on the wood selection subcommittee of the county fair brisket smoke-off.
 
2014-08-02 06:10:03 PM  

Nabb1: She is a national treasure. Truly.


Come on, you can't just bury her. There are laws!
 
2014-08-02 06:16:12 PM  
The Difference between Democrats and Republicans is that most of the Democratic public laugh at our nut jobs....and Republicans run theirs for bigger and better offices and give them talk shows.
 
2014-08-02 06:20:44 PM  

optikeye: The Difference between Democrats and Republicans is that most of the Democratic public laugh at our nut jobs....and Republicans run theirs for bigger and better offices and give them talk shows.


We know. Y'all say it over and over in every single thread about Lee that gets green lit, without fail.
 
2014-08-02 06:36:51 PM  

IronTom: djkutch: Benevolent Misanthrope: This is the woman who asked why an emergency call wasn't made from Malaysia 370.

The woman who asked NASA if the Mars Pathfinder took a picture of the US flag Neil Armstrong left there.  Her staff alter told an editor it was racist to point out the error.

The woman who said, "I stand here as a freed slave"...

The woman who said the US was 400 years old.  Who indicated that Executive Orders were presented to the President for signature by Congress.  Who told her driver to outrun a chase by the Secret Servie, park illegally against their orders, and when confronted by the Secret Service pulled the old, "I'm SHEILA JACKSON LEE!  WHO DO YOU TINK YOU ARE?"  Who indeed did say, "I am a queen and I demand to be treated like a queen."

Yeah, I was a Democrat, but she's a farking embarrassment.

That's the thing. Democrats admit embarrassments.

Having said that, she'd surpass Palin and Bachmann if she turned Republican.


Is the facepalm at Palin? What did she do now?
 
2014-08-02 06:51:30 PM  
our tax dollars at work, swell.
 
2014-08-02 06:53:52 PM  
Sheila Jackson Lee is an embarrassment to the nation in general.

And the examiner is a derp site, so I have doubts that any of that actually happened.
 
2014-08-02 06:56:43 PM  

optikeye: The Difference between Democrats and Republicans is that most of the Democratic public laugh at our nut jobs....and Republicans run theirs for bigger and better offices and give them talk shows.


Or just abandon all pretense and commit the sin of idolatry with them.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-02 07:01:50 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Sheila Jackson Lee is an embarrassment to the nation in general.

And the examiner is a derp site, so I have doubts that any of that actually happened.


Oh, I don't. That sounds 110% true.

"I was transferred to a gentleman on Lee's staff," Horner wrote. "When I again asked him about the contradiction and stated that perhaps I was confused, the man said 'Oh look it here, we have one of those right wing, tea-bagger nut jobs on the phone taking his cues from FOX News.'"

This is about what you'd expect when the right-wing teabagger nutjob blood that flows in all Texans' veins gets a transfusion of libby-lib demo-rat idealism and wingnut brain-damaged lunacy at the same time: A derp meltdown of stellar proportions.
 
2014-08-02 07:16:12 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Sheila Jackson Lee is an embarrassment to the nation in general.

And the examiner is a derp site, so I have doubts that any of that actually happened.


FTA:  When PJMedia's Dwayne Horner contacted her office...

Now there's a site to trust absolutely when it comes to unrecorded and unsubstantiated reports of left-wing malfeasance...
 
2014-08-02 07:16:52 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: the examiner is a derp site, so I have doubts that any of that actually happened.


You're not doubting hard enough, it's the Examiner quoting Pajamas Media, .
 
2014-08-02 07:22:13 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Democrat Michele Bachmann.
 
2014-08-02 07:22:56 PM  

optikeye: The Difference between Democrats and Republicans is that most of the Democratic public laugh at our nut jobs....and Republicans run theirs for bigger and better offices and give them talk shows.


Really? I could've sworn Democrats were oblivious of their nutjobs and any one who suggested otherwise was some stupid racist hick who masturbated to Limbaugh.
 
2014-08-02 07:23:23 PM  
Nice to see her staff is just as stupid as she is.
 
2014-08-02 07:24:24 PM  

AirForceVet: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Democrat Michele Bachmann.


The difference being, Democrats won't try to nominate her for President.
 
2014-08-02 07:28:07 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: AirForceVet: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Democrat Michele Bachmann.

The difference being, Democrats won't try to nominate her for President.


And this again.
 
2014-08-02 07:29:04 PM  

AirForceVet: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Democrat Michele Bachmann.


more like the democrat Louie Gohmert.
 
2014-08-02 07:31:28 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, I was a Democrat, but she's a farking embarrassment.


Agreed. There are flaming idiots on both sides, and she is right up there with Bachman and Palin on both the 'insanity' and 'walking human embarrassment' scales, but I at least give the Dems credit for not promoting their flaming morons into the top policy makers and presidential candidates.
 
2014-08-02 07:33:04 PM  
Fark favorite


I'm genuinely surprised to learn of this. I really need to visit the Politics tab more often.
 
2014-08-02 07:33:53 PM  
So would any Fark Republican/Independent dare to say that Palin and/or Bachmann are idiots?
I dare to say that Sheila Jackson Lee is an idiot and I am a Democrat.
Come on guys!
 
2014-08-02 07:39:12 PM  

Pharque-it: So would any Fark Republican/Independent dare to say that Palin and/or Bachmann are idiots?
I dare to say that Sheila Jackson Lee is an idiot and I am a Democrat.
Come on guys!


Being an idiot is not relegated to either party.
 
2014-08-02 07:41:01 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, I was a Democrat, but she's a farking embarrassment.

Agreed. There are flaming idiots on both sides, and she is right up there with Bachman and Palin on both the 'insanity' and 'walking human embarrassment' scales, but I at least give the Dems credit for not promoting their flaming morons into the top policy makers and presidential candidates.


Well, maybe except for John Edwards and former Presidential candidate and current Politics Nation host Al Sharpton.

And I think Jesse ran twice.

And how many times did Nader go?

Trial lawyer whores and race baiters. And let's not go into some of the great urban mayors like Daley, Kilpatrick and Barry. But only one sides bad.
 
2014-08-02 07:44:19 PM  

Minimum: Pharque-it: So would any Fark Republican/Independent dare to say that Palin and/or Bachmann are idiots?
I dare to say that Sheila Jackson Lee is an idiot and I am a Democrat.
Come on guys!

Being an idiot is not relegated to either party.


Did I say it was?
 
2014-08-02 07:44:53 PM  
Shelia Jackson in not my mother, I am not her son.

images.taragana.com
 
2014-08-02 07:49:14 PM  

Pharque-it: So would any Fark Republican/Independent dare to say that Palin and/or Bachmann are idiots?
I dare to say that Sheila Jackson Lee is an idiot and I am a Democrat.
Come on guys!


Uh yeah, both of them are.

Add Ted Cruz to that list as well as Gingrich, Rick Scott, Rush, Perry and that smarmy little opportunist Rubio.

There's plenty more on both sides.
 
2014-08-02 07:56:12 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: And how many times did Nader go?


Nader may be a lot of things, but an idiot is not one of them. He's also never run as a Democrat.
 
2014-08-02 07:57:15 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: [i1123.photobucket.com image 550x397]
Don't fark with the Queen.


Gods, she willingly dressed like that?
 
2014-08-02 08:00:24 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, I was a Democrat, but she's a farking embarrassment.

Agreed. There are flaming idiots on both sides, and she is right up there with Bachman and Palin on both the 'insanity' and 'walking human embarrassment' scales, but I at least give the Dems credit for not promoting their flaming morons into the top policy makers and presidential candidates.


Adding to that... To Representative Lee and your staff, I think I speak for most Fark Libs when posting this:

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-02 08:01:08 PM  
1) Dems don't hold Jackson in high regard.
2) I have doubts as to the validity of the blogger's account.
3) Who gives two shiats?

////4 slashies, because fark you.
 
2014-08-02 08:02:51 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Add Ted Cruz to that list as well as Gingrich, Rick Scott, Rush, Perry and that smarmy little opportunist Rubio.

There's plenty more on both sides.


Perry might be an idiot. The others are assholes but they aren't idiots.

/ Perry is an asshole, too.
 
2014-08-02 08:03:03 PM  

friday13: Dancin_In_Anson: [i1123.photobucket.com image 550x397]
Don't fark with the Queen.

Gods, she willingly dressed like that?


Where is the TEXAS tag?
 
2014-08-02 08:03:25 PM  

Nabb1: optikeye: The Difference between Democrats and Republicans is that most of the Democratic public laugh at our nut jobs....and Republicans run theirs for bigger and better offices and give them talk shows.

We know. Y'all say it over and over in every single thread about Lee that gets green lit, without fail.


You know, if you're upset at that always being mentioned, there's a very simply solution:

www.wrhammons.com

Ungerrymander the fark out of her district.
 
2014-08-02 08:03:44 PM  

clkeagle: Adding to that... To Representative Lee and your staff, I think I speak for most Fark Libs when posting this:

img.fark.net


In the morons (Lee) defense, do you really think any of this actually happened?
 
2014-08-02 08:04:00 PM  

fusillade762: Looks like her impeachment claim sorta depends on your definition of "We".

Jackson Lee say 'we did not seek an impeachment of President Bush' but she co-sponsored '08 bill


It also depends on your definition of "seek."

Your blog sucks, subby. And your efforts to spin this non-event into some kind of scandal prove you are stupid and evil. That is all.
 
2014-08-02 08:04:31 PM  

Nabb1: optikeye: The Difference between Democrats and Republicans is that most of the Democratic public laugh at our nut jobs....and Republicans run theirs for bigger and better offices and give them talk shows.

We know. Y'all say it over and over in every single thread about Lee that gets green lit, without fail.


But you will keep voting for her and Rangel and will not dare call those that do vote for them tards,
 
2014-08-02 08:04:35 PM  
I'm shocked that this unidentified person that is totally not a fabrication would dare to mention the IRS to this person.

The only thing missing from this derp is ACORN and FEMA camps.
 
2014-08-02 08:07:49 PM  
I totally get what this blogger is saying.  I had to write a check to the IRS earlier this year and I didn't even call Rep. Jackson Lee!

Will Obama's tyranny never end?
 
2014-08-02 08:08:27 PM  

fusillade762: IamKaiserSoze!!!: And how many times did Nader go?

Nader may be a lot of things, but an idiot is not one of them. He's also never run as a Democrat.


Also, John Edwards is not an idiot.  Take away a few character flaws, and he could be a leader for this nation.
 
2014-08-02 08:10:26 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Nabb1: optikeye: The Difference between Democrats and Republicans is that most of the Democratic public laugh at our nut jobs....and Republicans run theirs for bigger and better offices and give them talk shows.

We know. Y'all say it over and over in every single thread about Lee that gets green lit, without fail.

But you will keep voting for her and Rangel and will not dare call those that do vote for them tards,


Engrish?
 
2014-08-02 08:11:34 PM  

rjakobi: optikeye: The Difference between Democrats and Republicans is that most of the Democratic public laugh at our nut jobs....and Republicans run theirs for bigger and better offices and give them talk shows.

Really? I could've sworn Democrats were oblivious of their nutjobs and any one who suggested otherwise was some stupid racist hick who masturbated to Limbaugh.


Find one person in this thread defending her comments.
 
2014-08-02 08:12:44 PM  
How to show people that you are not batshiat: have a staffer be batshiat for you.
 
2014-08-02 08:24:41 PM  

Karac: Nabb1: optikeye: The Difference between Democrats and Republicans is that most of the Democratic public laugh at our nut jobs....and Republicans run theirs for bigger and better offices and give them talk shows.

We know. Y'all say it over and over in every single thread about Lee that gets green lit, without fail.

You know, if you're upset at that always being mentioned, there's a very simply solution:



Ungerrymander the fark out of her district.


I'm not upset. I think it's just a lot of insecurity on display. Rational people know Lee's stupidity speaks for her stupidity, and, well, her constituents. But, mention Lee and y'all get real defensive.
 
2014-08-02 08:24:51 PM  
Sheila Jackson Lee is terrible, she's like Boehner. Or Issa. Or Inhofe. Comparable to Bachmann, and West. Perry as well. Not as crazy as Ghomert, but he's pretty hard to beat.

Seriously though, she stands out because other Democrats are not that crazy. If she was a Republican congressional rep, nobody would bat an eye.
 
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