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(E! Online)   Florence Henderson wants to guest star on Law & Order: SVU. Maybe we'll finally learn what happened to Alice   (eonline.com) divider line 34
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2014-08-02 01:01:20 PM  
Alice saw Mike nailing Sam the Butcher, which led Mike to kill Alice and feed her to Tiger.

/he couldn't bury her in the backyard, because it was AstroTurf.
 
2014-08-02 02:23:43 PM  
I think celebrities should guest star as the nude dead person on the slab. It's in every show.
 
2014-08-02 03:22:04 PM  
She became a trucker dyke
 
2014-08-02 03:54:40 PM  
That has definitely become the show that will give a paycheck to anyone who begs. Which isn't a bad thing.
 
2014-08-02 03:58:58 PM  
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\the murderer identified in the last 5 minues
 
2014-08-02 04:03:07 PM  
She should guest star as the executive who cancels it.

I saw a commercial for an episode a few years ago where Cragen was 'the perp' in the interrogation room. When you're even spitballing that idea, it's time to admit you got nothing and maybe time to pack it all in. Although I laughed at the idea of the detectives in there being like "Yeah, you like little girls don't ya?" which is the extent of their interrogative abilities.
 
2014-08-02 04:04:31 PM  
A hookah-smoking caterpillar has given her the call.
 
2014-08-02 04:17:33 PM  
I pray they get rid of Rollins.. She is the worst character on SVU ever.  That dumb deer in headlights gaze she gives in nearly every seen in punchable.  Then her acting is just cringe.
 
2014-08-02 04:29:54 PM  
It'll be awesome when she speaks jive again.
 
2014-08-02 04:30:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Alice saw Mike nailing Sam the Butcher, which led Mike to kill Alice and feed her to Tiger.

/he couldn't bury her in the backyard, because it was AstroTurf.


Sounds legit!

/Really
//maybe not the Tiger part, but you didn't say how long it took her
 
2014-08-02 04:35:00 PM  

whither_apophis: It'll be awesome when she speaks jive again.


I hope she brings the psychedelic painted bus!
 
2014-08-02 04:40:24 PM  

peacheslatour: whither_apophis: It'll be awesome when she speaks jive again.

I hope she brings the psychedelic painted bus!


If the Partridge Family loans it to them.
 
2014-08-02 04:51:35 PM  

Li'l Robbie: peacheslatour: whither_apophis: It'll be awesome when she speaks jive again.

I hope she brings the psychedelic painted bus!

If the Partridge Family loans it to them.


thasthejoke.jpg
 
2014-08-02 04:55:58 PM  
I've always liked Florence Henderson, because she's got Wessonality!
 
2014-08-02 05:09:13 PM  

Li'l Robbie: peacheslatour: whither_apophis: It'll be awesome when she speaks jive again.

I hope she brings the psychedelic painted bus!

If the Partridge Family loans it to them.

whoosh

 
2014-08-02 05:21:45 PM  

albert71292: I've always liked Florence Henderson, because she's got Wessonality!


and she likes to get farked by clowns
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-02 05:24:32 PM  
Didn't she do a porn video with Wesson & a black guy?
 
2014-08-02 05:38:20 PM  
Wikipedia says Alice died a couple of months ago.
 
2014-08-02 05:41:54 PM  

CheapEngineer: [d1w7nqlfxfj094.cloudfront.net image 460x460]

\the murderer identified in the last 5 minues


John Denver??
 
2014-08-02 05:41:58 PM  
i245.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-02 05:43:49 PM  
Alice?  I want to know what happened to Tiger.
 
2014-08-02 05:57:14 PM  

elvisaintdead: albert71292: I've always liked Florence Henderson, because she's got Wessonality!

and she likes to get farked by clowns
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]


They could have done so much with that, but they did do enough to make it creepy and weird.
 
2014-08-02 06:34:07 PM  
Don't fool yourself.  We will NEVER find out what really happened to Alice.

// grassy knoll
 
2014-08-02 07:23:29 PM  
Alice? Who the fark is Alice?
 
2014-08-02 07:54:26 PM  

thepeterd: Alice? Who the fark is Alice?


Don't worry.  Alice doesn't live here anymore.
 
2014-08-02 08:39:57 PM  
Florence Henderson is still alive???
 
2014-08-02 11:22:17 PM  
Alice died from a fall and blow to the head. From the description, is was a nice way out. "Oops, ouch" and nothing ever again.
 
2014-08-02 11:49:25 PM  

knbwhite: elvisaintdead: albert71292: I've always liked Florence Henderson, because she's got Wessonality!

and she likes to get farked by clowns
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]

They could have done so much with that, but they did do enough to make it creepy and weird.


According to Bobcat, a lot of it was her idea...
 
2014-08-03 01:28:59 AM  
Maybe she'll reprise her role as an Amish wife:
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2014-08-03 01:29:14 AM  
Florence Henderson wants to guest star on Law & Order: SVU any program on TV. She just wants to be relevant again.
 
2014-08-03 07:53:26 AM  
The headline missed the joke by this much.......
We'll find out what really happened to the first Mrs. Brady
 
2014-08-03 01:47:34 PM  
"Locked up a broad?"

//so many bad sixties TV pun possibilities...
//mostly misogynistic, granted.
 
2014-08-03 03:06:24 PM  

MBrady: She should be a Special Guest Star that gets shot during a musical number in the opening credits

/too vague?


I loved that series!
 
2014-08-03 06:13:03 PM  

styckx: I pray they get rid of Rollins.. She is the worst character on SVU ever.  That dumb deer in headlights gaze she gives in nearly every seen in punchable.  Then her acting is just cringe.


and replace her with Rollins.....Henry Rollins.  He would do well.
 
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