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(Bay News 9)   Geraldo Rivera arrested for fatal hit & run in Tampa. Charges for reckless reporting still pending   (baynews9.com) divider line 62
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2014-08-02 12:39:25 PM  
He should be given the chair!
 
2014-08-02 01:16:13 PM  
treasure.diylol.com
 
2014-08-02 03:04:27 PM  
Man, he really let himself go!

/was really hoping for...well, you know
 
2014-08-02 03:05:15 PM  
Ah. Aaah. AAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAHAHAHA  A DIFFERENT PERSON WITH THE SAME NAME HAHAHA BRILLIANT!111

:-|
 
2014-08-02 03:05:40 PM  
As he was being lead away he was heard crying over and over "The vault was empty!"
 
2014-08-02 03:06:09 PM  

The Iconoclast: He should be given the chair!


Lock him away in an empty vault
 
2014-08-02 03:06:32 PM  
Wow, he went as far as shaving his mustache to try and avoid being recognized.
 
2014-08-02 03:06:58 PM  
Ten bucks says he blames it on the KKK.
 
2014-08-02 03:07:58 PM  
Here he is supporting the troops with Fox News.

thepoliticalcarnival.net
 
2014-08-02 03:09:30 PM  
Guys, I don't think that's the Geraldo Rivera that we all thought it would be.
 
2014-08-02 03:11:51 PM  
There was nothing in Al Capone's vault...
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault...

DOH!
 
2014-08-02 03:13:06 PM  

SBinRR: Guys, I don't think that's the Geraldo Rivera that we all thought it would be.


uh, you. Sure? I thought he was the guy who saved that Lindbergh baby from the zeppelin fire?
 
2014-08-02 03:14:34 PM  
img.fark.net


Was kinda hoping it was the other one.
 
2014-08-02 03:14:38 PM  
Well I'm glad it's not the Geraldo Rivera.  Sure, he's kind of an ass - but he's not at "run over a child and leave her dead in the street" level of assness.
 
2014-08-02 03:15:25 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: There was nothing in Al Capone's vault...
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault...

DOH!


the only thing they found in the glovebox were roadmaps!!!
pics.imcdb.org
 
2014-08-02 03:16:45 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: Man, he really let himself go!

/was really hoping for...well, you know


No shiat, he aged like milk.
 
2014-08-02 03:18:15 PM  

SBinRR: Guys, I don't think that's the Geraldo Rivera that we all thought it would be.


Oh, like the REAL Geraldo Rivera never proceeded on a false assumption before!
 
2014-08-02 03:18:46 PM  
So Geraldo does something and they arrest him right away,  but Glen Beck is still out there after raping and killing a girl,  RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY!
 
2014-08-02 03:18:54 PM  
He was just standing his ground!!  A hoodie, we have to get rid of the hoodie!
 
2014-08-02 03:20:00 PM  
That looks just like guy that looked like Kurt Angle in Sharknado 2.
 
2014-08-02 03:20:41 PM  
Wait, that's not Horrendo Revolver!
 
2014-08-02 03:22:47 PM  

Cosmic Cowboy: Well I'm glad it's not the Geraldo Rivera.  Sure, he's kind of an ass - but he's not at "run over a child and leave her dead in the street" level of assness.


if it had been Nancy Grace I would hope they go for the death penalty. Twice.
 
2014-08-02 03:26:18 PM  
That will teach him for getting and Ice Tea & Skittles. Rat bastard...................

/al capone smiling.
 
2014-08-02 03:26:29 PM  
They should lock him up in Al Capone's vault and throw away the key.
 
2014-08-02 03:32:34 PM  
Leonard became lodged under Rivera's 1999 Ford van and was dragged about 200 feet, police said. She was taken to Tampa General Hospital, where she was pronounced dead.
Rivera fled the scene and returned to his home on the 900 block of East 26th Avenue, where he was located by officers, police said.


WTF?

*BAM*
Crap, hit a kid on a bike... well... I already hit her, might as well keep going.... shiat she's stuck under the car.... just a little more... she's gotta pop out the back aaaaaaaaaany time now....
There we go, all good.


What a horrible way to die. Farking scumbag. He should be tortured to death.
 
2014-08-02 03:35:51 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Here he is supporting the troops with Fox News.

[thepoliticalcarnival.net image 400x241]


Shouldn't he have been shot for doing that treasonous sort of thing? Is it too late now?
 
2014-08-02 03:37:45 PM  
i59.tinypic.com
/obligatory
 
2014-08-02 03:39:56 PM  
With helpful pic that, combined with the sheriff's watermark, makes him look a little like a hispanic Allister crowley...
 
2014-08-02 03:43:35 PM  

SBinRR: Guys, I don't think that's the Geraldo Rivera that we all thought it would be.


www.rankopedia.com

That is the Geraldo Rivera that you thought it would be.
 
2014-08-02 03:46:02 PM  
I should've known not to click. But, hindsight is 20/20.
 
2014-08-02 03:48:09 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: That will teach him for getting and Ice Tea & Skittles. Rat bastard...................

/al capone smiling.


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-02 03:53:59 PM  
Police say the airbag was working...
*puts on sunglasses* ...And he's still working, at Fox news!

/Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
 
2014-08-02 03:56:28 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Here he is supporting the troops with Fox News.


Did it happen two days ago and 500 miles away?
 
2014-08-02 03:57:28 PM  
Is it really a hit and run if he brings her along
 
2014-08-02 04:05:36 PM  
izquotes.com
 
2014-08-02 04:08:30 PM  
Hispanic man keeps running after crossing the boarder.
 
2014-08-02 04:12:09 PM  
The guy is an ass but what the hell is a 12-year-old doing riding on a bicycle at 10 on a Friday night.

I saw some idiot riding last night too. It was a high speed 2-lane road, raining, dark as shiat, and you couldn't even see where the lanes were. He/she had no lights at all on their bike and was invisible. Dumbass award.
 
2014-08-02 04:16:19 PM  

Somaticasual: With helpful pic that, combined with the sheriff's watermark, makes him look a little like a hispanic Allister crowley...


Hey, just be glad is wasn't this pic:

salemfrench.org
 
2014-08-02 04:17:59 PM  
What kind of insane inhuman garbage hits anyone - and a kid fercrissakes! - and then just keeps on trucking? I read TFA expecting to read that he had a BAC of 0.2 or was wanted in 3 states for illegal firearm possession or something. Surely there's some reason he felt he needed to be so incredibly, jaw-droppingly horrible.
 
2014-08-02 04:18:09 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Somaticasual: With helpful pic that, combined with the sheriff's watermark, makes him look a little like a hispanic Allister crowley...

Hey, just be glad is wasn't this pic:


Came here to say "I wonder if his mugshot is a selfie."

Heck, if I was as fit as him at that age I'd take pics and distribute them, too.
 
2014-08-02 04:18:52 PM  
Wow, he looks really different without a mustache!

I'm getting a kick out of this thread because last night I was reading a Fark link and the perp had the same name as me (but less facial hair).
 
2014-08-02 04:18:53 PM  
Would have been more funny with a reference to the Witcher.
 
2014-08-02 04:19:00 PM  
Amateur, you can get more killed by drawing lines in the sand.
 
2014-08-02 04:27:44 PM  
Must have hit her really hard, knocked the mustache clean off his face!
 
2014-08-02 04:30:57 PM  

vodka: The guy is an ass but what the hell is a 12-year-old doing riding on a bicycle at 10 on a Friday night.

I saw some idiot riding last night too. It was a high speed 2-lane road, raining, dark as shiat, and you couldn't even see where the lanes were. He/she had no lights at all on their bike and was invisible. Dumbass award.


I've nearly hit people like that too, especially along a wooded area. They blend right in to shadows and foliage.
 
2014-08-02 04:34:27 PM  
Subby is all mixed up like pasta primavera.
 
2014-08-02 04:36:01 PM  

bighairyguy: Must have hit her really hard, knocked the mustache clean off his face!


media.nj.com
 
2014-08-02 05:10:00 PM  
Goddammit, subby.
 
2014-08-02 05:10:59 PM  
Dammit.  And I was all set to be all happy ;)
 
2014-08-02 05:50:48 PM  
When Rick Sanchez does it, it really is Rick Sanchez.
 
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