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(Greeley Tribune)   Prize-winning goat reported missing from county fair, no information on whether it was to be used for any fraternity rituals   ( ) divider line 24
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2014-08-02 01:40:01 PM

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2014-08-02 02:15:55 PM  
That goat doesn't love you!
2014-08-02 02:51:59 PM  

EngineerBoy: That goat doesn't love you!

This one does
2014-08-02 03:07:59 PM  
Or Santeria rituals.
2014-08-02 04:52:56 PM  
You goata be kidding me.
2014-08-02 04:58:30 PM  
Uhhhh....Why the SCARY tag?
2014-08-02 05:00:27 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Uhhhh....Why the SCARY tag?

For Greeley, CO
2014-08-02 05:04:02 PM

"I want my goat back!"
2014-08-02 05:06:51 PM  
Chicago Cubs unavailable for comment.
2014-08-02 05:07:09 PM  
Quite a few people had a lot riding on this goat, see. This is baaad news. I'm not kidding.
2014-08-02 05:09:34 PM  
Curry Goat, Jamaican style
2014-08-02 05:11:15 PM  
Sometimes when you stare at the goat, the goat stares back.
2014-08-02 05:12:26 PM  
Oh, I thought you said " ghost ".
2014-08-02 05:13:34 PM
2014-08-02 05:17:40 PM  
Just hope the old man doesn't see that picture of him riding a roller-coaster.
2014-08-02 05:20:02 PM  
totes cray cray!
2014-08-02 05:21:09 PM  
We had a situation somewhat locally where a jerk reached into a rabbit cage and walked out with a couple of prize younger rabbits, gave them to a passing kid who didn't realize they were stolen and brought them home as pets. After it hit the news, she contacted the distraught owner to return them. Needless to say, cages are now wired shut, security is higher, etc.
2014-08-02 05:28:33 PM  
With any luck for some, it'll be used for Greek or Lebanese dining rituals.
2014-08-02 06:02:56 PM  
It's time to call out the big guns.
2014-08-02 06:07:21 PM  

buckler: With any luck for some, it'll be used for Greek or Lebanese dining rituals.

I misread that and now I'm picturing Lesbian dining rituals. I'll be in my bunk.
2014-08-02 06:45:59 PM
2014-08-02 09:14:26 PM  
Probably trafficked for its looks.  One below has everything but a cute harness under which the sons of the prophet can jam their Riyals
2014-08-02 11:02:15 PM  

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Loooove that movie! Came to make sure this was covered.... Gud jorb!

"For the final touch to our brew tonight... a pristine virgin in a gown of white. Evil bringeth here our plea, she's as pure as she can be! White and clean as driven snow, from Orange County, here we go!"
2014-08-03 02:20:55 AM  
I like my goats like I like my women: inflated and plastic.
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