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2014-08-02 12:43:29 PM
This headline is BLASPHEMY!
 
2014-08-02 01:48:45 PM
Isn't there a case of Bud Light with your name on it somewhere, swillmitter?
 
2014-08-02 01:54:50 PM
 johnford.net
 
2014-08-02 02:02:00 PM
We're supposed to hate Guinness now? Fark that. It's both my favorite beer and my favorite Obi Wan.
 
2014-08-02 02:05:41 PM
That's some decent trollin', right there ...

media0.giphy.com
 
2014-08-02 02:34:49 PM
Guinness is my favorite light beer.

Seriously it is the tastiest low-calorie beer on the market, it just isn't marketed as such.
 
2014-08-02 02:52:03 PM
Is it going to taste like fat chicks and cheese?
 
2014-08-02 02:52:16 PM
choke on a widget subbs.
 
2014-08-02 02:52:44 PM
Something to dry your tears, perhaps?

i27.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-02 02:54:06 PM
Leave it to Diageo to look at an already crowded market space and say, "me too"
 
2014-08-02 02:54:41 PM
Love the black stuff; it's the whole point of Guinness being Guinness. This other stuff is just "new Coke."
 
2014-08-02 02:54:48 PM

HighlanderRPI: Something to dry your tears, perhaps?

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No wonder I didn't get mine. You stole it!!
 
2014-08-02 02:55:36 PM
I'm not a fan of dark beers, but I like Guinness*. It has a nice creamy texture.

*Firefox spell checker does too, apparently.
 
2014-08-02 02:56:05 PM
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2014-08-02 02:58:42 PM
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2014-08-02 03:00:02 PM
City Brewing Company, a contract brewery? Yeah, that's American, alright.
 
2014-08-02 03:00:34 PM

Giltric: [totalbeverage.net image 400x455]>[img1.targetimg1.com image 410x410]


You're a good one Giltric. I prefer Murphy's when I can get it, but Guiness can be had at most groceries where I live.
 
2014-08-02 03:02:32 PM
American Blonde Lager?? So they're basically mocking us and having a good laugh by sending over more horse piss in a can to go along with the other crap we make here. Send us the dark stuff!

/or a good strong Ale at least
 
2014-08-02 03:02:41 PM
So this one will be a snack instead of the meal that regular Guinness is?
 
2014-08-02 03:03:05 PM
Guinness is a great choice when making beer bread, btw.
 
2014-08-02 03:03:46 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: Giltric: [totalbeverage.net image 400x455]>[img1.targetimg1.com image 410x410]

You're a good one Giltric. I prefer Murphy's when I can get it, but Guiness can be had at most groceries where I live.


The sweetness in Murphys allows me to drink double or triple what my tastebuds will tolerate with Guinness.

For that I am willing to drive tens of miles.
 
2014-08-02 03:03:53 PM
Well, there go all the visits from various heads of state. If they have to choose one brew over another, they'll lose their backers.
 
2014-08-02 03:04:25 PM
Outside of the trio of named ingredients, nothing in the description gives me any sense of the flavor profile of this beer, and the ambiguous style of 'blonde' anything plus lighter flavors of lagers makes me wary about actual use of mosaic hops which are rather new and high in alphas.
 
2014-08-02 03:05:02 PM
Guinness has been producing one of the world's great beers for many years. Let's troll some consumers.

Ric Romero
 
2014-08-02 03:08:27 PM
Guinness, condensed, sweetened milk, cinnamon, nutmeg: Guinness Punch.
 
2014-08-02 03:10:01 PM
Guess Trollmitter has never heard of Harp
 
2014-08-02 03:12:14 PM
Guinness makes Guinness, Smithwick's, and that Black Lager, right?  I don't have a particular problem with ANY of those.  None are the Best Thing Ever, but I wouldn't turn my nose up at any of 'em.
 
2014-08-02 03:12:17 PM
Another Guinness lover here in Jakarta. While the Javanese / Sundanese are some of the least enthusiastic drinkers on the planet (I suspect it's biochemical - doesn't seem to agree with their metabolism) the Singaporeans and Malaysians next door, in fine British tradition, do enjoy their Guinness tipple.

I was in the Philippines in the late 1970s when San Miguel valiantly attempted to get male beer drinkers to start drinking San Miguel dark beer, using gimmicks like Hong Kong kung-fu stars endorsing it. Problem was that historically it was only pregnant women who were customarily known to like black beer, so any male who drank one would be ribbed by his buddies.

Failed to catch on. Now what is parenthetically interesting about this local custom is that while the alcohol in dark beer is not so healthy for babby, it does give you a nice recharge of B vitamins, particularly B6, and other beneficial effects.

In moderation, of course. Guinness is not a fighting beer.
 
2014-08-02 03:12:50 PM

jpo2269: Harp


Oh yeah, that too.
 
2014-08-02 03:13:07 PM
I finally found my official Guiness bar towels...when I was in the small town of Lecco in Italy a year ago.
 
2014-08-02 03:14:43 PM

Giltric: DreamyAltarBoy: Giltric: [totalbeverage.net image 400x455]>[img1.targetimg1.com image 410x410]

You're a good one Giltric. I prefer Murphy's when I can get it, but Guiness can be had at most groceries where I live.

The sweetness in Murphys allows me to drink double or triple what my tastebuds will tolerate with Guinness.

For that I am willing to drive tens of miles.


Murphy's in a can is better than Guinness on tap. That says something...
 
2014-08-02 03:15:43 PM
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
 
2014-08-02 03:18:51 PM

Beerguy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x479]


Dude...thanks for an afternoon of *seizures*
 
2014-08-02 03:20:16 PM
Guinness cake with Bailey's frosting. Delish.
 
2014-08-02 03:21:30 PM

m0ther_farker: Giltric: DreamyAltarBoy: Giltric: [totalbeverage.net image 400x455]>[img1.targetimg1.com image 410x410]

You're a good one Giltric. I prefer Murphy's when I can get it, but Guiness can be had at most groceries where I live.

The sweetness in Murphys allows me to drink double or triple what my tastebuds will tolerate with Guinness.

For that I am willing to drive tens of miles.

Murphy's in a can is better than Guinness on tap. That says something...


Murphy's on tap is heaven in a glass.

/Tensof miles
 
2014-08-02 03:23:51 PM

Mugato: We're supposed to hate Guinness now? Fark that. It's both my favorite beer and my favorite Obi Wan.


God I love Fark.
 
2014-08-02 03:24:20 PM
well, this is the same company that gives Diddy 50% of its profits from Ciroc, so..
 
2014-08-02 03:24:31 PM
as a general rule, fark lagers.
 
2014-08-02 03:25:07 PM
I am not a beer drinker, I prefer rum, vodka, and tequila. However, Guinness Extra Stout is the closest thing I come to actually liking a beer. And good lord, it makes the BEST beer batter ever. Fries up dark and rich.....love it.
 
TWX
2014-08-02 03:26:07 PM
Guinness finally working on making a tolerable beer


Shut your whore mouth!
 
2014-08-02 03:27:24 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: Giltric: [totalbeverage.net image 400x455]>[img1.targetimg1.com image 410x410]

You're a good one Giltric. I prefer Murphy's when I can get it, but Guiness can be had at most groceries where I live.


As Irish Firefighters, the Mrs and I actually like both...at *room temp* pls thx!
 
2014-08-02 03:34:09 PM
Guinness finally working on making a tolerable beer

So, instead of the nectar of the gods that their Extra Stout has been for a couple of centuries now, they're going to make an American lager, a barely tolerable beer.

No, I think subby's headline is spot on.
 
2014-08-02 03:35:57 PM

jpo2269: Guess Trollmitter has never heard of Harp


Came to say this. Now I don't have to. Why am I here?
 
2014-08-02 03:36:14 PM
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2014-08-02 03:36:19 PM
Guinness finally working on making a tolerable beer

 Careful, boy.  In some counties, them's fightin' words!
 
2014-08-02 03:40:08 PM

Lochsteppe: I'm not a fan of dark beers, but I like Guinness*. It has a nice creamy texture.

*Firefox spell checker does too, apparently.


The creaminess comes from being nitrogenated rather than carbonated. Nitrogen forms smaller bubbles than carbon dioxide, giving it a creamier mouthfeel. Some bars will have other stouts on a nitro tap, and if you find one that does, give it a shot!

Old Rasputin is MIND BLOWING on nitro.
 
2014-08-02 03:40:44 PM
But what are words without pictures?  Let the pics prove the point...
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2014-08-02 03:41:02 PM
If a beer needs to be made more palatable to Americans, then it ain't beer
 
2014-08-02 03:41:47 PM
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2014-08-02 03:42:30 PM
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