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(AP)   Bibi is tired of Obama's shiat and lets him know it   (hosted.ap.org ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel, Palestinian militants, White House, Secretary of State John Kerry, cease-fire, Benjamin Netanyahu, Gaza  
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2014-08-02 09:15:53 AM  
I think he should refuse all U.S. aid. That would show us!
 
2014-08-02 09:23:58 AM  
Oh yeah? How about we go ahead and cancel that 225 million dollar restocking of your Iron Dome then? You know, seeing as you have this all figured out.
 
2014-08-02 09:24:35 AM  

Snarfangel: I think he should refuse all U.S. aid. That would show us!


Much like an out of control college kid of rich parents, I think six months without any support from us (no bailing out of jail, no paying for damages caused by their petty graffiti, no paying of the credit card bills) would go a long way to helping Israel learning their place in the pecking order.
 
2014-08-02 09:27:19 AM  
Bibi can fark right the hell off.
 
2014-08-02 09:51:04 AM  
Is this the meeting of the Fark Anti-Semitic Response Team?

/where's the donuts?
//and f*ck you, "Bibi"
 
2014-08-02 10:01:57 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is this the meeting of the Fark Anti-Semitic Response Team?

/where's the donuts?
//and f*ck you, "Bibi"


Is this where idiots come to demonstrate their inability to differentiate the Israeli government from Jewish people?
 
2014-08-02 10:02:31 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is this the meeting of the Fark Anti-Semitic Response Team?


Are we responding *to* or *with* antisemitism?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /where's the donuts?


I brought bacon/cheese danishes. Will they work?
 
2014-08-02 10:04:39 AM  
If there's a foreign head of state that right wingers won't root for over the Unites States, they haven't heard of him.
 
2014-08-02 10:07:47 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is this the meeting of the Fark Anti-Semitic Response Team?

Are we responding *to* or *with* antisemitism?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /where's the donuts?

I brought bacon/cheese danishes. Will they work?


Beats me

/I got called anti-Semitic the other day
//figured I could get a donut out of it, at least
///and maybe troll a little
 
2014-08-02 10:12:47 AM  
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2014-08-02 10:41:43 AM  
netanyahu is a farking butcher who should be locked up in the hague.
 
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2014-08-02 10:43:30 AM  

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R I P

 
2014-08-02 10:43:45 AM  

FlashHarry: netanyahu is a farking butcher who should be locked up in the hague.


Or given the Peace Prize.
 
2014-08-02 10:48:52 AM  
The U.S. should stop sending aid.  This quarrel is none of our concern.
 
2014-08-02 10:56:18 AM  

nekom: The U.S. should stop sending aid.  This quarrel is none of our concern.


Our aid is a Cold War relic. Israel used to be the only "democracy" in the Middle East, so we supported them to forestall Russian expansion. Why we continue to do it now is anyone's guess.
 
2014-08-02 10:57:00 AM  

MmmmBacon: Why we continue to do it now is anyone's guess.


*cough*AIPAC*cough*
 
2014-08-02 11:11:00 AM  
MmmmBacon:
Our aid is a Cold War relic. Israel used to be the only "democracy" in the Middle East, so we supported them to forestall Russian expansion. Why we continue to do it now is anyone's guess.

Just like the embargo on Cuba we still maintain, perhaps it's time to revisit that.
 
2014-08-02 11:13:00 AM  

nekom: MmmmBacon:
Our aid is a Cold War relic. Israel used to be the only "democracy" in the Middle East, so we supported them to forestall Russian expansion. Why we continue to do it now is anyone's guess.

Just like the embargo on Cuba we still maintain, perhaps it's time to revisit that.


Keep that kind of thinking up and politicians will start running out of small voting blocs to pander to
 
2014-08-02 11:22:54 AM  
President Barack Obama demanded that those responsible release the soldier.  Obama and other U.S. officials did not directly blame Hamas for the abduction.

So Hamas didn't break the truce, it was "those responsible" who did it.  That complicates things.
 
2014-08-02 12:58:28 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is this the meeting of the Fark Anti-Semitic Response Team?

Are we responding *to* or *with* antisemitism?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /where's the donuts?

I brought bacon/cheese danishes. Will they work?


Bacon? Anti-Semite.
 
2014-08-02 01:40:51 PM  
FTFA: He added that it would be difficult to revive the cease-fire without the captive's release.

It will probably also be difficult to revive the cease-fire without resurrecting all those dead kids, too.
 
2014-08-02 01:47:30 PM  

Snarfangel: I think he should refuse all U.S. aid. That would show us!

 
2014-08-02 01:49:12 PM  
vartian: How about we go ahead and cancel that 225 million dollar restocking of your Iron Dome then?

Pull all aid from Israel and Arab states both. And ixnay that U.S. munitions cache too. Tired of having client states to begin with. Bibi doesn't need subsidizing for his wars of choice.
 
2014-08-02 01:53:37 PM  

propasaurus: Bacon? Anti-Semite.


And dairy on the same plate.
 
2014-08-02 02:06:06 PM  
Cut off aid and stop US weapon sales. Have fun with that.
 
2014-08-02 02:06:10 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is this the meeting of the Fark Anti-Semitic Response Team?

/where's the donuts?
//and f*ck you, "Bibi"


I heard there would be blintz.
 
2014-08-02 02:06:38 PM  
Can we quit cockblocking the U.N. too?
 
2014-08-02 02:07:36 PM  
Remember, when the IDF takes a prisoner, it's a capture.  When a Palestinian takes a prisoner, it's a kidnapping.
 
2014-08-02 02:07:49 PM  
An American President who isn't Israel's lapdog? Gosh, that's gotta sting.
 
2014-08-02 02:07:55 PM  
To: bibi
from: most of US

Until you can defend yourself with your own money shut the fark up and be happy that you exist mostly because of our largesse. You don't get to bite the hand that is the only reason you exist. fark you and suck a dick(an uncut one).
 
2014-08-02 02:09:37 PM  
That's right, America... be a good little doggy and hand over that cash and weaponry and stop mildly criticizing the slaughter of Palestinian civilians by the IDF.

farking disgusting.
 
2014-08-02 02:09:59 PM  
If Mittens were prez, troops would be in Ukraine, Israel, back in Iraq and Afghanistan, Syria(?), and Libya.

/Where am I missing?
 
2014-08-02 02:10:16 PM  
How about we never give him any of our tax payer money ever again?
 
2014-08-02 02:12:15 PM  

thehobbes: Can we quit cockblocking the U.N. too?


What's the point? The UN has always been a eunuch.
 
2014-08-02 02:13:53 PM  

whither_apophis: If Mittens were prez, troops would be in Ukraine, Israel, back in Iraq and Afghanistan, Syria(?), and Libya.

/Where am I missing?


He would have had to reactivate the draft, but I'm sure he would have allowed an opt out for those who could afford a $100K donation to the Republican party.
 
2014-08-02 02:14:08 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-08-02 02:14:54 PM  
my Weeners - most of the above

GOP response? "Isolationist Obama"

We still taking bets on who says the "n-word" out loud in public first? Cuz I may update my pick.
 
2014-08-02 02:15:37 PM  

whither_apophis: If Mittens were prez, troops would be in Ukraine, Israel, back in Iraq and Afghanistan, Syria(?), and Libya.

/Where am I missing?


Utah. They're about to let gays marry now.
 
2014-08-02 02:15:49 PM  
What a coinky-dink, I'm tired of Bibi's shiat.

/pretty sure Obama is too
 
2014-08-02 02:16:02 PM  

MmmmBacon: Why we continue to do it now is anyone's guess.


Because too many people read Left Behind and thought it was an instruction manual.
 
2014-08-02 02:20:57 PM  
I find it interesting that they are still all over this "It' Hamas' fault, 100%" thing, with apparently STILL no evidence as to where the missing soldier is, or what exactly happened with the attack. Was it Hamas, was it just some disorganized Palestinians taking advantage? Was it people who were out on patrol and didn't get the message? Normally, people wait until they have more of an idea what happened before they jump right back in with both feet and start blowing others up.

It just seems like more of the stuff that pisses me off about this whole Israel thing, as well as more of the same shiat they keep getting away with because people fell guilty about something that ended over 70 years ago.
 
2014-08-02 02:21:14 PM  
Meanwhile we continued funding their Iron Dome. He won't quit us and we won't quit him.
 
2014-08-02 02:21:34 PM  

grumpfuff: What a coinky-dink, I'm tired of Bibi's shiat.

/pretty sure Obama is too


wonder why this "leak" appeared?
 
2014-08-02 02:22:21 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: FlashHarry: netanyahu is a farking butcher who should be locked up in the hague.

Or given the Peace Prize.


SkinnyHead: President Barack Obama demanded that those responsible release the soldier.  Obama and other U.S. officials did not directly blame Hamas for the abduction.

So Hamas didn't break the truce, it was "those responsible" who did it.  That complicates things.


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2014-08-02 02:23:08 PM  

iq_in_binary: whither_apophis: If Mittens were prez, troops would be in Ukraine, Israel, back in Iraq and Afghanistan, Syria(?), and Libya.

/Where am I missing?

Utah. They're about to let gays marry now.


good point
 
2014-08-02 02:23:13 PM  
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2014-08-02 02:27:47 PM  
I think everyone xan agree that Israel is really bad at PR
 
2014-08-02 02:28:58 PM  

Somacandra: Pull all aid from Israel and Arab states both.


That's a nice Suez Canal we've got here. Be a shame if something happened to it.
 
2014-08-02 02:30:35 PM  

DeaH: An American President who isn't Israel's lapdog? Gosh, that's gotta sting.


When is that going to happen? Obama making a statement is to following through like a kitten is to emergency military aid.  Maybe he can set up another red line.
 
2014-08-02 02:32:38 PM  
Bad analogy.

/ brunch booze
// we sure like giving Israel weapons
 
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