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(TMZ)   Zac Efron needed to be stone cold drunk when he made out with Michelle Rodriguez   (tmz.com) divider line 26
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2014-08-02 08:36:56 AM  
How drunk did she have to be to make out with him?

/DNRTFA
 
2014-08-02 09:32:57 AM  
What's a Zac Efron, and why should we care how it can't handle its liquor?
 
2014-08-02 10:22:51 AM  

BizarreMan: How drunk did she have to be to make out with him?

/DNRTFA



Not a problem. She had contact inebriation.
 
2014-08-02 01:19:38 PM  
You know I was going to say something funny but decided I don't give a fark.
 
2014-08-02 01:27:21 PM  
M-Rod likes the booze.  She might have insisted.
 
2014-08-02 01:36:44 PM  
Sounds like he only sobers up to shoot films. Nothing to do with Michelle.
 
2014-08-02 02:15:58 PM  

Alphax: Sounds like he only sobers up to shoot films. Nothing to do with Michelle.


He's no Peter O'Tool or Oliver Reed.
 
2014-08-02 03:42:35 PM  
She is nasty.
 
2014-08-02 03:57:56 PM  
For some reason I thought they were just beards for each other.

The saddest thing is they both had promising careers at one point and then seemed to disappear.  I know they pop up in stuff sometimes (I know Zac had some recent movie), but neither seems to be the big star they were expected to be.  Okay this more applies to Zac, but she was an it girl for a moment there.

/Then again, I guess people know who they are so they aren't doing too badly.
 
2014-08-02 04:31:43 PM  
Uhhhh he's gay, she's gay, and is acting as his beard while he hangs out with a rich old Italian guy. Get hip.

http://www.queerty.com/zac-efron-snuggles-up-to-italian-businessman- pe rforms-ritual-mating-dance-on-table-20140701
 
2014-08-02 04:37:17 PM  
Dear Zach & M-Rod,

Bearding only works if the whole world doesn't already know you have teh gay.
 
2014-08-02 04:41:28 PM  
huh.. video of them making out.  maybe they've decided to try the other  way.  it could happen.
 
2014-08-02 04:48:46 PM  

Walker: Uhhhh he's gay, she's gay, and is acting as his beard while he hangs out with a rich old Italian guy. Get hip.

http://www.queerty.com/zac-efron-snuggles-up-to-italian-businessman- pe rforms-ritual-mating-dance-on-table-20140701


nimawai: Dear Zach & M-Rod,

Bearding only works if the whole world doesn't already know you have teh gay.


ekdikeo4: huh.. video of them making out.  maybe they've decided to try the other  way.  it could happen.


Michelle Rodriguez is bi, you clods, and has been open about it for years. Here, let me Google it for you.
 
2014-08-02 04:53:43 PM  
Blind gossip item:

"He's had his problems over the last year. He's found himself in some sh-tty situations because of it. Why the darkness? It was stress. The stress of feeling that he can't come out publicly.
Lately though...there's been a turnaround. Career is in good shape. And there's someone new in his life. What's she doing for him? They get along well. They both party...HARD. But she's not his lover, she's his front. Because when she's around, he can hook up with men. And she's happy to cover for him. She's playing her part so that no one's looking at what's really going on - which is that he's been messing around with a wealthy older man who spoils him...with sex and drugs.
So the stress is gone. But not the habits."

Obvious it's about him. Problems were drugs. Career now in turnaround with new movie. They both party hard. He's now messing around with wealthy older guy.

i.dailymail.co.uk

s.ok-magazin.de
 
2014-08-02 05:15:52 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Walker: Uhhhh he's gay, she's gay, and is acting as his beard while he hangs out with a rich old Italian guy. Get hip.

http://www.queerty.com/zac-efron-snuggles-up-to-italian-businessman- pe rforms-ritual-mating-dance-on-table-20140701

nimawai: Dear Zach & M-Rod,

Bearding only works if the whole world doesn't already know you have teh gay.

ekdikeo4: huh.. video of them making out.  maybe they've decided to try the other  way.  it could happen.

Michelle Rodriguez is bi, you clods, and has been open about it for years. Here, let me Google it for you.


She actually hasn't been open about it for years, she denied it left and right until recently.
 
2014-08-02 05:16:47 PM  
It should be girl/dude/girl/dude.
 
2014-08-02 05:40:43 PM  
Only rich people are allowed to can a furious cocaine addiction a "drinking problem"
 
2014-08-02 05:41:18 PM  
*call
 
2014-08-02 06:43:02 PM  

Walker: Blind gossip item:

"He's had his problems over the last year. He's found himself in some sh-tty situations because of it. Why the darkness? It was stress. The stress of feeling that he can't come out publicly.
Lately though...there's been a turnaround. Career is in good shape. And there's someone new in his life. What's she doing for him? They get along well. They both party...HARD. But she's not his lover, she's his front. Because when she's around, he can hook up with men. And she's happy to cover for him. She's playing her part so that no one's looking at what's really going on - which is that he's been messing around with a wealthy older man who spoils him...with sex and drugs.
So the stress is gone. But not the habits."

Obvious it's about him. Problems were drugs. Career now in turnaround with new movie. They both party hard. He's now messing around with wealthy older guy.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x444]

[s.ok-magazin.de image 456x505]


Damn, that sure looks like a goddamn good time. Why cant a wealthy fit older italian businesswoman spoil me?
 
2014-08-02 10:57:32 PM  
I'm not entirely sure what this thread is about after reading it.

I know it SHOULD be about Michelle Rodriguezs titties ... but its not so im leaving.
 
2014-08-02 11:19:19 PM  
Not a conventional beauty, but damn she has her moments!

i291.photobucket.com

/damn, that dirty work shirt in Avatar
//fap
///zzzzzzz
 
2014-08-02 11:53:10 PM  

BalugaJoe: She is nasty.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-08-03 03:09:29 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Not a conventional beauty, but damn she has her moments!

[i291.photobucket.com image 547x800]

/damn, that dirty work shirt in Avatar
//fap
///zzzzzzz


MRod is only hot when she has her GI Jane going on.
 
2014-08-03 04:45:12 AM  
Not gay at all. Not that theres anythjng wrong with that.
 
2014-08-03 09:06:40 AM  

BalugaJoe: She is nasty.


Right? She could put an eye out those knees

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-03 10:46:31 AM  
I would fark the shiat out of her.
 
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