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(Huffington Post)   We've hit peak bacon, people. EVERYBODY PANIC   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 74
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2014-08-02 01:45:22 PM
...it turns out that bacon prices have consistently surpassed previous all-time highs, even after accounting for inflation.

media.tumblr.com

/Stay Calm and PASS THE bacon!
 
2014-08-02 04:27:23 PM
Again? Didn't we just hit Peak Bacon a couple of weeks ago?
 
2014-08-02 04:28:20 PM
GMO's will save us. What about a pig that's all belly
 
2014-08-02 04:29:10 PM
thinknsmile.com
 
2014-08-02 04:30:11 PM
well, thank fark for that.

I was honestly wondering when the game was going to need to be changed and, just maybe, now is the start.

So, Where do we go from here?, I might hear you ask.

Well, isn't it OBVIOUS?!?
 
2014-08-02 04:31:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-02 04:32:42 PM
You mean when the internet becomes obsessed with putting bacon on/in ALL THE FOOD, thus increasing demand, bacon prices will keep rising instead of leveling off or decreasing?

Where did I leave my fainting couch?
 
2014-08-02 04:32:53 PM
I've been stockpiling bacon in my shed.... soon...
 
2014-08-02 04:33:37 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2014-08-02 04:36:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-02 04:37:17 PM
Yet free bacon is running around wild.

http://primetexasranches.com/huntinghog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/0 2 /hog-hunting-texas-022713.jpg

It's there for the taking.
 
2014-08-02 04:38:16 PM

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


Pigs don't actually do this unless penned in an area where they are forced to.
 
2014-08-02 04:38:46 PM
www.foodiggity.com
 
2014-08-02 04:39:11 PM
A pound of Oscar-Meyer is 7.99 where I live.

Can you prepare bacon at home in a wood smoker to get the hickory flavor?
 
2014-08-02 04:39:15 PM
Did something happen to the swine reproduction rate? Are they having fewer litters?
 
2014-08-02 04:40:28 PM
Thanks Obama!
 
2014-08-02 04:41:24 PM
I will pay any price for bacon
 
2014-08-02 04:42:47 PM
Yeah, I literally stopped buying bacon because it's so god damn expensive now. I've switched to turkey sausage as my breakfast meat and I ain't lookin' back.
 
2014-08-02 04:43:04 PM
We must not allow a bacon gap.
 
2014-08-02 04:43:06 PM
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2014-08-02 04:44:12 PM

dj_spanmaster: Did something happen to the swine reproduction rate? Are they having fewer litters?


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2014-08-02 04:44:39 PM

dj_spanmaster: Did something happen to the swine reproduction rate? Are they having fewer litters?


Some nasty flu keeps killing a bunch of them and droughts have increased food prices,  read the farking article man!
 
2014-08-02 04:44:54 PM

Circusdog320: I will pay any price for bacon


Well now it's time to test if bacon is a drug... You ever suck dick for bacon?
 
2014-08-02 04:46:42 PM
I just happened to buy a pound of bacon at the deli counter yesterday to cover a turkey I'm currently smoking, and for six bucks I happen to think it's still a damn lot of bacon.  I covered the turkey and still have a good ten slices left, and they're the really big, thick slices.

/fresh sliced is so much better than pre-packaged
//plus it looks cool in the butcher paper
 
2014-08-02 04:47:37 PM
www.ufunk.net
Bacon babby‽‽
www.ofmind.co.za
 
2014-08-02 04:48:19 PM
The cafeteria at work rations bacon at breakfast. No more than three strips per meal. They are very fluid on what they define as a strip. Also, I swear it is microwave bacon.
 
2014-08-02 04:49:14 PM

Oldiron_79: Circusdog320: I will pay any price for bacon

Well now it's time to test if bacon is a drug... You ever suck dick for bacon?


That's not a fair question.  I was in college.  And my scholarship money hadn't come through yet.  Times were tight!
 
2014-08-02 04:50:16 PM

CruJones: I just happened to buy a pound of bacon at the deli counter yesterday to cover a turkey I'm currently smoking, and for six bucks I happen to think it's still a damn lot of bacon.  I covered the turkey and still have a good ten slices left, and they're the really big, thick slices.

/fresh sliced is so much better than pre-packaged
//plus it looks cool in the butcher paper


YEP!

Tried butcher bacon, and I will never go back to packaged.  The bacon itself is a totally different (better) product.
 
2014-08-02 04:52:08 PM
We hit peak Bacon a decade ago.

writing.pinartarhan.com
 
2014-08-02 04:52:42 PM

Oldiron_79: Circusdog320: I will pay any price for bacon

Well now it's time to test if bacon is a drug... You ever suck dick for bacon?


Bacon is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.
 
2014-08-02 04:53:40 PM

Yogimus: CruJones: I just happened to buy a pound of bacon at the deli counter yesterday to cover a turkey I'm currently smoking, and for six bucks I happen to think it's still a damn lot of bacon.  I covered the turkey and still have a good ten slices left, and they're the really big, thick slices.

/fresh sliced is so much better than pre-packaged
//plus it looks cool in the butcher paper

YEP!

Tried butcher bacon, and I will never go back to packaged.  The bacon itself is a totally different (better) product.


I want to smoke my own bacon but I can't justify buying the meat slicer I'd need just yet
 
2014-08-02 04:54:43 PM

Guilty_plea_bargain: Oldiron_79: Circusdog320: I will pay any price for bacon

Well now it's time to test if bacon is a drug... You ever suck dick for bacon?

Bacon is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.


I hear ya man.
And have you heard what happens to moody kids that ask for a pepsi?
that's just insane.
 
2014-08-02 04:55:09 PM

Guilty_plea_bargain: A pound of Oscar-Meyer is 7.99 where I live.

Can you prepare bacon at home in a wood smoker to get the hickory flavor?


Yup

DIY Bacon
www.finecooking.comwww.nueskes.com
 
2014-08-02 04:56:19 PM
Bacon is good, but it's not $7/lb good. Most of what makes it good is salt, but it's been cool to put bacon in/on everything for a while now.

Maybe the pendulum will swing the other way soon and bacon will become too mainstream, or something.
 
2014-08-02 04:57:59 PM

CruJones: I want to smoke my own bacon


Dude, who doesn't? The problem is flexibility.
 
2014-08-02 05:03:26 PM

oh_please: CruJones: I want to smoke my own bacon

Dude, who doesn't? The problem is flexibility.


You said it brother. My back is killing me.
 
2014-08-02 05:05:30 PM
Oh, bacon, bacon, bacon
I want to eat today
And when you're cooked and ready
Oh bacon we'll put away

img.chan4chan.com
 
2014-08-02 05:06:59 PM

oh_please: Bacon is good, but it's not $7/lb good. Most of what makes it good is salt, but it's been cool to put bacon in/on everything for a while now.

Maybe the pendulum will swing the other way soon and bacon will become too mainstream, or something.


I liked bacon before it was cool.

/so did everyone else
 
2014-08-02 05:07:08 PM

Brainsick: Guilty_plea_bargain: A pound of Oscar-Meyer is 7.99 where I live.

Can you prepare bacon at home in a wood smoker to get the hickory flavor?

Yup

DIY Bacon
[www.finecooking.com image 600x500][www.nueskes.com image 511x370]


That article made the smoking aficionado in me very angry. And slicing it is still the problem.

/cherry wood is also good for bacon
 
2014-08-02 05:09:53 PM
This is why I try and convert everyone I meet to Judaism.  Less competition for bacon.
 
2014-08-02 05:10:01 PM

johnnyrocket: [thinknsmile.com image 800x1215]


Lisa just don't dig on swine, that's all.
 
2014-08-02 05:10:33 PM
Bacon, earl grey, hot.
manolofood.com
 
2014-08-02 05:13:59 PM
This was predicted by the Wilbur Curve in 1956.
 
2014-08-02 05:15:41 PM

Danger Avoid Death: [media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 550x600]


Inflation calculators are your friend.

\in other words, it's cheaper now adjusted for inflation.
 
2014-08-02 05:15:47 PM

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces.
 
2014-08-02 05:16:03 PM

BigLuca: This is why I try and convert everyone I meet to Judaism.  Less competition for bacon.


Insha'Allah

/wait, wut?
 
2014-08-02 05:19:53 PM
I'll coupon it, or buy it on sale, but when it's not holy hell it's expensive and after it's cooked it's a quarter of the size it was before I bought it.
 
2014-08-02 05:22:10 PM

Yogimus: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Pigs don't actually do this unless penned in an area where they are forced to.


This
 
2014-08-02 05:23:18 PM
Swine Flu. Got nothin'.................

/been buying the good stuff - $9.00 for 1 1/2lbs.
 
2014-08-02 05:24:27 PM
virtualcheeseblogger.com
/That's right,  I went there.
 
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