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...it turns out that bacon prices have consistently surpassed previous all-time highs, even after accounting for inflation.

/Stay Calm and PASS THE bacon!

Again? Didn't we just hit Peak Bacon a couple of weeks ago?

GMO's will save us. What about a pig that's all belly

well, thank fark for that.

I was honestly wondering when the game was going to need to be changed and, just maybe, now is the start.

So, Where do we go from here?, I might hear you ask.

Well, isn't it OBVIOUS?!?

You mean when the internet becomes obsessed with putting bacon on/in ALL THE FOOD, thus increasing demand, bacon prices will keep rising instead of leveling off or decreasing?

Where did I leave my fainting couch?

I've been stockpiling bacon in my shed.... soon...

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Yet free bacon is running around wild.

It's there for the taking.

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Pigs don't actually do this unless penned in an area where they are forced to.

A pound of Oscar-Meyer is 7.99 where I live.

Can you prepare bacon at home in a wood smoker to get the hickory flavor?

Did something happen to the swine reproduction rate? Are they having fewer litters?

Thanks Obama!

I will pay any price for bacon

Yeah, I literally stopped buying bacon because it's so god damn expensive now. I've switched to turkey sausage as my breakfast meat and I ain't lookin' back.

We must not allow a bacon gap.

dj_spanmaster: Did something happen to the swine reproduction rate? Are they having fewer litters?

dj_spanmaster: Did something happen to the swine reproduction rate? Are they having fewer litters?

Some nasty flu keeps killing a bunch of them and droughts have increased food prices,  read the farking article man!

Circusdog320: I will pay any price for bacon

Well now it's time to test if bacon is a drug... You ever suck dick for bacon?

I just happened to buy a pound of bacon at the deli counter yesterday to cover a turkey I'm currently smoking, and for six bucks I happen to think it's still a damn lot of bacon.  I covered the turkey and still have a good ten slices left, and they're the really big, thick slices.

/fresh sliced is so much better than pre-packaged
//plus it looks cool in the butcher paper

Bacon babby‽‽

The cafeteria at work rations bacon at breakfast. No more than three strips per meal. They are very fluid on what they define as a strip. Also, I swear it is microwave bacon.

Oldiron_79: Circusdog320: I will pay any price for bacon

Well now it's time to test if bacon is a drug... You ever suck dick for bacon?

That's not a fair question.  I was in college.  And my scholarship money hadn't come through yet.  Times were tight!

CruJones: I just happened to buy a pound of bacon at the deli counter yesterday to cover a turkey I'm currently smoking, and for six bucks I happen to think it's still a damn lot of bacon.  I covered the turkey and still have a good ten slices left, and they're the really big, thick slices.

/fresh sliced is so much better than pre-packaged
//plus it looks cool in the butcher paper

YEP!

Tried butcher bacon, and I will never go back to packaged.  The bacon itself is a totally different (better) product.

We hit peak Bacon a decade ago.

Oldiron_79: Circusdog320: I will pay any price for bacon

Well now it's time to test if bacon is a drug... You ever suck dick for bacon?

Bacon is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.

Yogimus: CruJones: I just happened to buy a pound of bacon at the deli counter yesterday to cover a turkey I'm currently smoking, and for six bucks I happen to think it's still a damn lot of bacon.  I covered the turkey and still have a good ten slices left, and they're the really big, thick slices.

/fresh sliced is so much better than pre-packaged
//plus it looks cool in the butcher paper

YEP!

Tried butcher bacon, and I will never go back to packaged.  The bacon itself is a totally different (better) product.

I want to smoke my own bacon but I can't justify buying the meat slicer I'd need just yet

Guilty_plea_bargain: Oldiron_79: Circusdog320: I will pay any price for bacon

Well now it's time to test if bacon is a drug... You ever suck dick for bacon?

Bacon is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.

I hear ya man.
And have you heard what happens to moody kids that ask for a pepsi?
that's just insane.

Guilty_plea_bargain: A pound of Oscar-Meyer is 7.99 where I live.

Can you prepare bacon at home in a wood smoker to get the hickory flavor?

Yup

DIY Bacon

Bacon is good, but it's not $7/lb good. Most of what makes it good is salt, but it's been cool to put bacon in/on everything for a while now. Maybe the pendulum will swing the other way soon and bacon will become too mainstream, or something. CruJones: I want to smoke my own bacon Dude, who doesn't? The problem is flexibility. oh_please: CruJones: I want to smoke my own bacon Dude, who doesn't? The problem is flexibility. You said it brother. My back is killing me. Oh, bacon, bacon, bacon I want to eat today And when you're cooked and ready Oh bacon we'll put away oh_please: Bacon is good, but it's not$7/lb good. Most of what makes it good is salt, but it's been cool to put bacon in/on everything for a while now.

Maybe the pendulum will swing the other way soon and bacon will become too mainstream, or something.

I liked bacon before it was cool.

/so did everyone else

Brainsick: Guilty_plea_bargain: A pound of Oscar-Meyer is 7.99 where I live.

Can you prepare bacon at home in a wood smoker to get the hickory flavor?

Yup

DIY Bacon
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That article made the smoking aficionado in me very angry. And slicing it is still the problem.

/cherry wood is also good for bacon

This is why I try and convert everyone I meet to Judaism.  Less competition for bacon.

johnnyrocket: [thinknsmile.com image 800x1215]

Lisa just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Bacon, earl grey, hot.

This was predicted by the Wilbur Curve in 1956.

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\in other words, it's cheaper now adjusted for inflation.

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces.

BigLuca: This is why I try and convert everyone I meet to Judaism.  Less competition for bacon.

Insha'Allah

/wait, wut?

I'll coupon it, or buy it on sale, but when it's not holy hell it's expensive and after it's cooked it's a quarter of the size it was before I bought it.

Yogimus: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Pigs don't actually do this unless penned in an area where they are forced to.

This

Swine Flu. Got nothin'.................

/been buying the good stuff - \$9.00 for 1 1/2lbs.

/That's right,  I went there.

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