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2014-08-02 09:48:19 AM  
Awful book.
 
2014-08-02 11:05:23 AM  
Awful book, stupid school administrators .. but great lede, subby
 
2014-08-02 11:08:36 AM  
Yup, his right to drown out everybody else's free speech was definitely infringed.

Thank goodness there are strong, brave people like this man to stand up and Protect Our Children from written depictions of sexual activity. As opposed to all the parts about bullying and emotional abuse and shooting, which are just good traditional American values.
 
2014-08-02 11:11:40 AM  
$10 says that his high school aged daughter has already tried those sexually explicit maneuvers.
 
2014-08-02 11:14:59 AM  
Here you go Farkers:

"'RELAX,' MATT MURMURED, AND THEN HE SANK HIS TEETH INTO HER SHOULDER. HE PINNED HER HANDS OVER HER HEAD AND GROUND HIS HIPS AGAINST HERS. SHE COULD FEEL HIS ERECTION, HOT AGAINST HER STOMACH.
" ... SHE COULDN'T REMEMBER EVER FEELING SO HEAVY, AS IF HER HEART WERE BEATING BETWEEN HER LEGS. SHE CLAWED AT MATT'S BACK TO BRING HIM CLOSER.
"'YEAH,' HE GROANED, AND HER PUSHED HER THIGHS APART. AND THEN SUDDENLY MATT WAS INSIDE HER, PUMPING SO HARD THAT SHE SCOOTED BACKWARD ON THE CARPET, BURNING THE BACKS OF HER LEGS. ... (H)E CLAMPED HIS HAND OVER HER MOUTH AND DROVE HARDER AND HARDER UNTIL JOSIE FELT HIM COME.
"SEMEN, STICKY AND HOT, POOLED ON THE CARPET BENEATH HER."


/giggity
 
2014-08-02 11:20:50 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: stupid school administrators


Are there any other kind?
 
2014-08-02 11:21:00 AM  
 
2014-08-02 11:28:47 AM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Here you go Farkers:

"'RELAX,' MATT MURMURED, AND THEN HE SANK HIS TEETH INTO HER SHOULDER. HE PINNED HER HANDS OVER HER HEAD AND GROUND HIS HIPS AGAINST HERS. SHE COULD FEEL HIS ERECTION, HOT AGAINST HER STOMACH.
" ... SHE COULDN'T REMEMBER EVER FEELING SO HEAVY, AS IF HER HEART WERE BEATING BETWEEN HER LEGS. SHE CLAWED AT MATT'S BACK TO BRING HIM CLOSER.
"'YEAH,' HE GROANED, AND HER PUSHED HER THIGHS APART. AND THEN SUDDENLY MATT WAS INSIDE HER, PUMPING SO HARD THAT SHE SCOOTED BACKWARD ON THE CARPET, BURNING THE BACKS OF HER LEGS. ... (H)E CLAMPED HIS HAND OVER HER MOUTH AND DROVE HARDER AND HARDER UNTIL JOSIE FELT HIM COME.
"SEMEN, STICKY AND HOT, POOLED ON THE CARPET BENEATH HER."


/giggity


Creepy and poorly written.  In my day, we had to read A Wrinkle in Time or A Separate Peace for that.
 
2014-08-02 11:29:45 AM  
Aw waah - wait till they have to read Kite Runner

/Had to read a book in HS that included allusions to masturbation by a guy who failed in a suicide attempt when he slit his wrists
//can't remember the name
 
2014-08-02 11:44:20 AM  
For those who got hit with the "this site requires javascript to view," (or anybody interested in the story), here is a better link:

http://bit.ly/1nYJRsX

That's the Bitly link from TFA.  It redirects to: http://thecitizen.villagesoup.com/p/book-protester-seeks-dismissal-of - charges/1220039
 
2014-08-02 11:44:41 AM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Here you go Farkers:

"'RELAX,' MATT MURMURED, AND THEN HE SANK HIS TEETH INTO HER SHOULDER. HE PINNED HER HANDS OVER HER HEAD AND GROUND HIS HIPS AGAINST HERS. SHE COULD FEEL HIS ERECTION, HOT AGAINST HER STOMACH.
" ... SHE COULDN'T REMEMBER EVER FEELING SO HEAVY, AS IF HER HEART WERE BEATING BETWEEN HER LEGS. SHE CLAWED AT MATT'S BACK TO BRING HIM CLOSER.
"'YEAH,' HE GROANED, AND HER PUSHED HER THIGHS APART. AND THEN SUDDENLY MATT WAS INSIDE HER, PUMPING SO HARD THAT SHE SCOOTED BACKWARD ON THE CARPET, BURNING THE BACKS OF HER LEGS. ... (H)E CLAMPED HIS HAND OVER HER MOUTH AND DROVE HARDER AND HARDER UNTIL JOSIE FELT HIM COME.
"SEMEN, STICKY AND HOT, POOLED ON THE CARPET BENEATH HER."


/giggity


I'm gonna say that next time I get my freak on.
 
2014-08-02 11:55:39 AM  
Yeah, fark him.  I remember seeing this a while back.  He was an ass and begging to be arrested.    He went too far and when they tried to kick him out of the meeting he couldn't see reason and that he had made his point and it was futile.

I saw some excerpts from the book.  It was explicit and arguably inappropriate for someone his daughter's age but his time would have been better spent being a parent to his daughter rather than being an attention whore.

I'm curious what she thinks of all this.  She probably wishes her dad would just STFU.  She's also probably secretly fantasizing about sex with a boy.
 
2014-08-02 12:07:03 PM  

veale728: I'm gonna say that next time I get my freak on.



Keep in it the third person narration for maximum effect.


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"HE WAS LYING TO ME."
 
2014-08-02 01:41:51 PM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Here you go Farkers:

"'RELAX,' MATT MURMURED, AND THEN HE SANK HIS TEETH INTO HER SHOULDER. HE PINNED HER HANDS OVER HER HEAD AND GROUND HIS HIPS AGAINST HERS. SHE COULD FEEL HIS ERECTION, HOT AGAINST HER STOMACH.
" ... SHE COULDN'T REMEMBER EVER FEELING SO HEAVY, AS IF HER HEART WERE BEATING BETWEEN HER LEGS. SHE CLAWED AT MATT'S BACK TO BRING HIM CLOSER.
"'YEAH,' HE GROANED, AND HER PUSHED HER THIGHS APART. AND THEN SUDDENLY MATT WAS INSIDE HER, PUMPING SO HARD THAT SHE SCOOTED BACKWARD ON THE CARPET, BURNING THE BACKS OF HER LEGS. ... (H)E CLAMPED HIS HAND OVER HER MOUTH AND DROVE HARDER AND HARDER UNTIL JOSIE FELT HIM COME.
"SEMEN, STICKY AND HOT, POOLED ON THE CARPET BENEATH HER."


/giggity


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2014-08-02 02:03:29 PM  
I bet I can think of at least one kid who would rather sink into a hole in the ground than go to school and be known as that guy's daughter.
 
2014-08-02 03:30:11 PM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Here you go Farkers:

"'RELAX,' MATT MURMURED, AND THEN HE SANK HIS TEETH INTO HER SHOULDER. HE PINNED HER HANDS OVER HER HEAD AND GROUND HIS HIPS AGAINST HERS. SHE COULD FEEL HIS ERECTION, HOT AGAINST HER STOMACH.
" ... SHE COULDN'T REMEMBER EVER FEELING SO HEAVY, AS IF HER HEART WERE BEATING BETWEEN HER LEGS. SHE CLAWED AT MATT'S BACK TO BRING HIM CLOSER.
"'YEAH,' HE GROANED, AND HER PUSHED HER THIGHS APART. AND THEN SUDDENLY MATT WAS INSIDE HER, PUMPING SO HARD THAT SHE SCOOTED BACKWARD ON THE CARPET, BURNING THE BACKS OF HER LEGS. ... (H)E CLAMPED HIS HAND OVER HER MOUTH AND DROVE HARDER AND HARDER UNTIL JOSIE FELT HIM COME.
"SEMEN, STICKY AND HOT, POOLED ON THE CARPET BENEATH HER."


/giggity


Is that from the real book?

Sounds like the author never had sex before.
 
2014-08-02 05:00:17 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Sounds like the author never had sex before.


Maybe with David Caruso.
 
2014-08-03 12:13:28 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Here you go Farkers:

"'RELAX,' MATT MURMURED, AND THEN HE SANK HIS TEETH INTO HER SHOULDER. HE PINNED HER HANDS OVER HER HEAD AND GROUND HIS HIPS AGAINST HERS. SHE COULD FEEL HIS ERECTION, HOT AGAINST HER STOMACH.
" ... SHE COULDN'T REMEMBER EVER FEELING SO HEAVY, AS IF HER HEART WERE BEATING BETWEEN HER LEGS. SHE CLAWED AT MATT'S BACK TO BRING HIM CLOSER.
"'YEAH,' HE GROANED, AND HER PUSHED HER THIGHS APART. AND THEN SUDDENLY MATT WAS INSIDE HER, PUMPING SO HARD THAT SHE SCOOTED BACKWARD ON THE CARPET, BURNING THE BACKS OF HER LEGS. ... (H)E CLAMPED HIS HAND OVER HER MOUTH AND DROVE HARDER AND HARDER UNTIL JOSIE FELT HIM COME.
"SEMEN, STICKY AND HOT, POOLED ON THE CARPET BENEATH HER."


/giggity

Is that from the real book?

Sounds like the author never had sex before.


Well I didn't make it up.   GIS said it was on page 313 of the book.
Not sure the dad's angst was worth jail time.   Could he not have just ripped that page out of the book if it bothered him that much?
 
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