FizixJunkee: Cocoa butter doesn't prevent stretch marks:
syrynxx: Why didn't she just say that to the person's face? Does she think a random jerk from a beach is going to just spontaneously stumble upon her Facebook page without even knowing her name?
John Buck 41: syrynxx: Why didn't she just say that to the person's face? Does she think a random jerk from a beach is going to just spontaneously stumble upon her Facebook page without even knowing her name?This.And WTF is a kilogram?
Mad_Radhu: BigLuca: I have an uncle that has burn marks on his chest from an accident he had when he was a kid. He wears shirt to the pool. He doesn't do that because he is ashamed or embarrassed about his body, he does that to make other people more comfortable when they interact with him. He has not made a facebook post about it.I similarly avoid waking around shirtless outside in the summer because I just don't think the world wants to see my hairy man boobs.
destrip: Five kids? That qualifies for 'breeder' in my book.
Gunther: Relatively Obscure: I'd bet money that this story never happened.I ain't taking that bet.The actual Facebook post never says that she was "mocked", it just says "I'm sorry if... it grossed you out". The MSM's just making a story out of nothing because there haven't been any recent plane crashes and those danged middle-Easterners are having a 72 hour ceasefire instead of blowing each other up, so there's nothing newsworthy to talk about.
gfid: blatz514: [mrwgifs.com image 450x306]/my breakfast beer weeps for you, lady.My sentiments exactly and I actually am having a beer for breakfast.Look lady. Get over yourself. You don't have a hot body. Some people are cruel and insensitive. I've been mocked for the state of my body too. I got over it. I didn't know the people making fun of me and I decided I really didn't give a shiat although I sort of wished I had yelled at them "Oh yeah? Let's see what you look like 25 years from now."It's not worth getting worked up over.
Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Or people could just respect each other. Don't like it? Don't look at it.
The Goddamn Batman: There's a hole in your life stomach you're never going to be able to fill, lady
Zombalupagus: Stretch marks, while unattractive, are the scars left from a noble sacrifice.
Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: EvilEgg: It's not my job to make you feel good about yourself.It's also not your job to be rude. Crass comments are not necessary.
abhorrent1: I thought the republicans shot that down?
brap: My efforts to battle body shaming include posting photos of my anal abscess with the word JEALOUS? under it.Sure there are people that write "PLEASE DIE, THANKYOU" and "UNFRIENDED - by the way WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"But then my TRUE friends all write stuff like "You go girl!" and "Haterz gonna hate" and "Your possibly life-threating infection is what makes you you. Don't ever change. Well maybe change your underwear once in a while, it may help with the inflammation" and all is right in the world.
bearded clamorer: [resources3.news.com.au image 650x488]Waiting for the Caddyshack gopher to pop up out of there.
Panty Sniffer: Zombalupagus: Stretch marks, while unattractive, are the scars left from a noble sacrifice. They should be considered a badge of honor.So getting knocked up is a heroic endeavor.
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: I remember when people had the stones to confront people in person.Now it's I went to the beach, dressed like a moldy old tart, a 13 year old boy raised an eyebrow at me, so I'm BEING SHAMED by the WORLD and I've taken to the internet because I'm ENTITLED to feel good about myself and it's your responsibility and I need justice because you are all WRONG so change EVERYTHING for me.
Mrs.Sharpier: She's claiming that all 5 of her children are beautiful and intelligent. BS. Statistically one of those kids is an ugly simpleton. She doesn't have to...stretch the truth.
Relatively Obscure: I'd bet money that this story never happened.
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