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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-02 10:23:20 AM
A marijuana activist would have flown a green cross or a leaf.
 
2014-08-02 11:00:26 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-02 11:02:34 AM

ZAZ: A marijuana activist would have flown a green cross or a leaf.


Or even a solid green flag.
 
2014-08-02 11:03:26 AM
I have been watching with some interest, though really no dog in the fight, in the difference between the way e-cigs and marijuana have been treated by the media over the past couple of years.  There have been few stories of how marijuana could be worse for you than smoking cigarettes or the downside of legalization, yet the vapor industry mostly gets pretty bad press, though in the end it's simply a case that there is little long-term research.  Just kind of interesting.  I think the e-cig people are still pretty disorganized and bring no taxes to speak of to the table, while pro-pot folks are well organized and funded. Love to hear your thoughts.
 
2014-08-02 11:09:03 AM
That's a lie. I put them there to protest apartheid and the McRib.
 
2014-08-02 11:20:59 AM
Whats sad is that the NYPD did a tower dump of all phone calls in that area.

You dont need probable cause to get a warrant for millions of cell users calls either the rules are different for that info.
 
2014-08-02 11:30:06 AM

Giltric: Whats sad is that the NYPD did a tower dump of all phone calls in that area.

You dont need probable cause to get a warrant for millions of cell users calls either the rules are different for that info.


And why did the NYPD do this? Was it to track down and apprehend some dangerous criminals, or was it to get even with the people who made them look like a bunch of incompetent fark ups?
 
2014-08-02 11:35:36 AM
I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.
 
2014-08-02 11:38:32 AM

ReverendJynxed: ZAZ: A marijuana activist would have flown a green cross or a leaf.

Or even a solid green flag.


And be confused for Libya?
 
2014-08-02 11:43:21 AM

Giltric: Whats sad is that the NYPD did a tower dump of all phone calls in that area.

You dont need probable cause to get a warrant for millions of cell users calls either the rules are different for that info.


Would the freak flag flyer need to have made a cell call while in the act, for the cops to pick up that he was there?  Or can they get a GPS reading off the phone on his person?

Just curious.
 
2014-08-02 11:48:50 AM

Giltric: Whats sad is that the NYPD did a tower dump of all phone calls in that area.

Any body got a number that'll ping that tower? I don't want to talk to any one, I just want to stretch out their

investigations...

/the more, the more costlier
 
2014-08-02 12:05:45 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net
Wrong flag.
 
2014-08-02 12:08:39 PM
Good one subby. As many times as the French surrender thing has been done, I didn't see that coming.
 
2014-08-02 12:08:47 PM
He's just taking credit for something he didn't do. Climbing the bridge looks like way too much effort for a stoner.
 
2014-08-02 12:12:36 PM
Pot heads dont have the energy to do anything.
 
2014-08-02 12:18:43 PM

BalugaJoe: Pot heads dont have the energy to do anything.


It's called sativa.
 
2014-08-02 12:30:09 PM

rebelyell2006: ReverendJynxed: ZAZ: A marijuana activist would have flown a green cross or a leaf.

Or even a solid green flag.

And be confused for Libya?


Better than France.
 
2014-08-02 12:32:08 PM

BalugaJoe: Pot heads dont have the energy to do anything.


x1.fjcdn.com
 
2014-08-02 12:41:31 PM

CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.


So were the Ottomans.   and now it is just something we put our feet on, while french, thats for deep frying potatoes and salting them so fat hippos can eat them.
 
2014-08-02 12:42:44 PM

ReverendJynxed: ZAZ: A marijuana activist would have flown a green cross or a leaf.

Or even a solid green flag.


the pants shiatting on a solid green flag would have been hilarious considering green's importance to islam
 
2014-08-02 12:45:48 PM
Was it those dready Matrix ghosts?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-02 12:48:44 PM

CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.


Just look at the casualties in WW1. France, as a percentage of its population, took nearly fifteen per cent casualties, higher than any other country either side. By way of contrast even Russia took only about four, Canada about 3, Australia about 5 largely due to Churchill's screwup in Gallipoli, and as for the USA, one-third of one percent. When the lines broke in France in 1940, largely due to poor training of both officers and men and piss-poor leadership from the government the whole collapse snowballed and with memories of the losses barely a generation earlier there was little enthusiasm for a "last-ditch" effort.
 
2014-08-02 12:49:21 PM
 
2014-08-02 12:53:01 PM
The French lost 1.5 million men in WWI.  Not much surrendering going on there.
 
2014-08-02 12:58:34 PM

cynicalbastard: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

Just look at the casualties in WW1. France, as a percentage of its population, took nearly fifteen per cent casualties, higher than any other country either side. By way of contrast even Russia took only about four, Canada about 3, Australia about 5 largely due to Churchill's screwup in Gallipoli, and as for the USA, one-third of one percent. When the lines broke in France in 1940, largely due to poor training of both officers and men and piss-poor leadership from the government the whole collapse snowballed and with memories of the losses barely a generation earlier there was little enthusiasm for a "last-ditch" effort.


WTF? That is about as meaningless as it gets. Don't forget the only reason this French bullshiat started was because they told George Bush he couldn't use their airspace for his (and his son's) stupid wars. And they were correct to do so. Too bad Americans didn't have the balls to stand up to him.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France
 
2014-08-02 12:59:40 PM

CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.


cynicalbastard: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

Just look at the casualties in WW1. France, as a percentage of its population, took nearly fifteen per cent casualties, higher than any other country either side. By way of contrast even Russia took only about four, Canada about 3, Australia about 5 largely due to Churchill's screwup in Gallipoli, and as for the USA, one-third of one percent. When the lines broke in France in 1940, largely due to poor training of both officers and men and piss-poor leadership from the government the whole collapse snowballed and with memories of the losses barely a generation earlier there was little enthusiasm for a "last-ditch" effort.


Why d'you guys even bother? The mouth breathers who keep using the joke seriously will never stop no matter how many times you post actual historical fact, some others will keep using the same joke for cheap trolling and the remaining 90% of the internet's population still won't give a rat's ass either way. There's really no use getting worked up over it.
Just crack open a bottle of whatever you like and ignore the whole thing. I know I will.
 
2014-08-02 01:04:40 PM

CMYK and PMS: cynicalbastard: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

Just look at the casualties in WW1. France, as a percentage of its population, took nearly fifteen per cent casualties, higher than any other country either side. By way of contrast even Russia took only about four, Canada about 3, Australia about 5 largely due to Churchill's screwup in Gallipoli, and as for the USA, one-third of one percent. When the lines broke in France in 1940, largely due to poor training of both officers and men and piss-poor leadership from the government the whole collapse snowballed and with memories of the losses barely a generation earlier there was little enthusiasm for a "last-ditch" effort.

WTF? That is about as meaningless as it gets. Don't forget the only reason this French bullshiat started was because they told George Bush he couldn't use their airspace for his (and his son's) stupid wars. And they were correct to do so. Too bad Americans didn't have the balls to stand up to him.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France


I think the whole "French Surrender" meme started with the Onion's Our Dumb Century or the Simpson's "Cheese eating surrender monkeys" episode (where the French ended up nuking Springfield anyway).  The Bushiates seized on this meme when defending the Iraq invasion.  And, yes, it's totally stupid.
 
2014-08-02 01:10:53 PM

CMYK and PMS: WTF? That is about as meaningless as it gets. Don't forget the only reason this French bullshiat started was because they told George Bush he couldn't use their airspace for his (and his son's) stupid wars. And they were correct to do so. Too bad Americans didn't have the balls to stand up to him.


yes, it's too bad that we all just cheered when he told us that we'd be invading Iraq.

www.abc.net.au

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-02 01:14:50 PM

CMYK and PMS: cynicalbastard: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

Just look at the casualties in WW1. France, as a percentage of its population, took nearly fifteen per cent casualties, higher than any other country either side. By way of contrast even Russia took only about four, Canada about 3, Australia about 5 largely due to Churchill's screwup in Gallipoli, and as for the USA, one-third of one percent. When the lines broke in France in 1940, largely due to poor training of both officers and men and piss-poor leadership from the government the whole collapse snowballed and with memories of the losses barely a generation earlier there was little enthusiasm for a "last-ditch" effort.

WTF? That is about as meaningless as it gets. Don't forget the only reason this French bullshiat started was because they told George Bush he couldn't use their airspace for his (and his son's) stupid wars. And they were correct to do so. Too bad Americans didn't have the balls to stand up to him.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France




And yet, last year, when Obama told the French to tell the President of Bolivia they would shoot down his plane is he entered French air space, they did as ordered.
 
2014-08-02 01:17:31 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

cynicalbastard: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

Just look at the casualties in WW1. France, as a percentage of its population, took nearly fifteen per cent casualties, higher than any other country either side. By way of contrast even Russia took only about four, Canada about 3, Australia about 5 largely due to Churchill's screwup in Gallipoli, and as for the USA, one-third of one percent. When the lines broke in France in 1940, largely due to poor training of both officers and men and piss-poor leadership from the government the whole collapse snowballed and with memories of the losses barely a generation earlier there was little enthusiasm for a "last-ditch" effort.

Why d'you guys even bother? The mouth breathers who keep using the joke seriously will never stop no matter how many times you post actual historical fact, some others will keep using the same joke for cheap trolling and the remaining 90% of the internet's population still won't give a rat's ass either way. There's really no use getting worked up over it.
Just crack open a bottle of whatever you like and ignore the whole thing. I know I will.


Not worked up at all, its raining and I'm board so I thought I would point out how unfunny and worn out this schtick is. I'm glad to see some agree with me.
 
2014-08-02 01:35:38 PM

rebelyell2006: ReverendJynxed: ZAZ: A marijuana activist would have flown a green cross or a leaf.

Or even a solid green flag.

And be confused for Libya?


What? BENGHAZI!!1!1
 
2014-08-02 01:36:30 PM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: CMYK and PMS: cynicalbastard: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

Just look at the casualties in WW1. France, as a percentage of its population, took nearly fifteen per cent casualties, higher than any other country either side. By way of contrast even Russia took only about four, Canada about 3, Australia about 5 largely due to Churchill's screwup in Gallipoli, and as for the USA, one-third of one percent. When the lines broke in France in 1940, largely due to poor training of both officers and men and piss-poor leadership from the government the whole collapse snowballed and with memories of the losses barely a generation earlier there was little enthusiasm for a "last-ditch" effort.

WTF? That is about as meaningless as it gets. Don't forget the only reason this French bullshiat started was because they told George Bush he couldn't use their airspace for his (and his son's) stupid wars. And they were correct to do so. Too bad Americans didn't have the balls to stand up to him.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France

And yet, last year, when Obama told the French to tell the President of Bolivia they would shoot down his plane is he entered French air space, they did as ordered.


[citation needed]
 
2014-08-02 01:44:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDx9RbTj7I0

French guys dont quit.

OMG stop hitting me I quit.
 
2014-08-02 01:54:25 PM
?
 
2014-08-02 01:55:16 PM

Splish: That's a lie. I put them there to protest apartheid and the McRib.


I support your platform.
 
2014-08-02 01:56:47 PM
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio called the security breach at the bridge "a wake-up call" and said he was "absolutely concerned."

WTF?  It's a bridge.  It's designed for cars and people to be all the hell over it.  If you're worried about "security", just block it off at both ends and keep everyone the hell away from it.

Moron.
 
2014-08-02 01:58:43 PM

CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.


Uh huh.

Well Saturday Night Live used to be funny too.

Doesn't mean that it doesn't suck now and just cause the French used to be fierce fighters doesn't mean they ain't cheese eating surrender monkeys now...
 
2014-08-02 02:02:00 PM

cbathrob: I think the whole "French Surrender" meme started with the Onion's Our Dumb Century or the Simpson's "Cheese eating surrender monkeys" episode (where the French ended up nuking Springfield anyway). The Bushiates seized on this meme when defending the Iraq invasion. And, yes, it's totally stupid.


I thought it was this...
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-02 02:09:27 PM

CMYK and PMS: Cheese eating surrender monkey: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

cynicalbastard: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

Just look at the casualties in WW1. France, as a percentage of its population, took nearly fifteen per cent casualties, higher than any other country either side. By way of contrast even Russia took only about four, Canada about 3, Australia about 5 largely due to Churchill's screwup in Gallipoli, and as for the USA, one-third of one percent. When the lines broke in France in 1940, largely due to poor training of both officers and men and piss-poor leadership from the government the whole collapse snowballed and with memories of the losses barely a generation earlier there was little enthusiasm for a "last-ditch" effort.

Why d'you guys even bother? The mouth breathers who keep using the joke seriously will never stop no matter how many times you post actual historical fact, some others will keep using the same joke for cheap trolling and the remaining 90% of the internet's population still won't give a rat's ass either way. There's really no use getting worked up over it.
Just crack open a bottle of whatever you like and ignore the whole thing. I know I will.

Not worked up at all, its raining and I'm board so I thought I would point out how unfunny and worn out this schtick is. I'm glad to see some agree with me.


An unfunny worm out schtick on Fark? Surely you're not serious!
 
2014-08-02 02:10:21 PM

CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.


..."but you fark one goat..."
 
2014-08-02 02:15:46 PM

CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.


True, but with the invention of modern deodorants and antiperspirants, they have lost most of their effectiveness.
 
2014-08-02 02:20:45 PM

CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.


Danegeld laughs at your assertion

/three times
 
2014-08-02 02:25:47 PM

Jack Lambert's Missing Teeth: CMYK and PMS: Cheese eating surrender monkey: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

cynicalbastard: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

Just look at the casualties in WW1. France, as a percentage of its population, took nearly fifteen per cent casualties, higher than any other country either side. By way of contrast even Russia took only about four, Canada about 3, Australia about 5 largely due to Churchill's screwup in Gallipoli, and as for the USA, one-third of one percent. When the lines broke in France in 1940, largely due to poor training of both officers and men and piss-poor leadership from the government the whole collapse snowballed and with memories of the losses barely a generation earlier there was little enthusiasm for a "last-ditch" effort.

Why d'you guys even bother? The mouth breathers who keep using the joke seriously will never stop no matter how many times you post actual historical fact, some others will keep using the same joke for cheap trolling and the remaining 90% of the internet's population still won't give a rat's ass either way. There's really no use getting worked up over it.
Just crack open a bottle of whatever you like and ignore the whole thing. I know I will.

Not worked up at all, its raining and I'm board so I thought I would point out how unfunny and worn out this schtick is. I'm glad to see some agree with me.

An unfunny worm out schtick on Fark? Surely Shirley you're not serious!


Stop calling me Surely!
 
2014-08-02 02:37:30 PM

CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.


Also this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_in_the_American_Revolutionary_War
 
2014-08-02 02:38:08 PM
And yet France repeatedly sends its armed forces into former colonies to sort out their messes, bloodily when necessary, with hardly a peep from "the usual suspects."
 
2014-08-02 02:38:22 PM

Truther: CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.

Uh huh.

Well Saturday Night Live used to be funny too.

Doesn't mean that it doesn't suck now and just cause the French used to be fierce fighters doesn't mean they ain't cheese eating surrender monkeys now...


And just cause you can quote the Simpsons doesn't mean you're not an idiot.
 
2014-08-02 02:55:02 PM
For shame, Fark.  For shame.
cps-static.rovicorp.com
 
2014-08-02 02:59:53 PM

lewismarktwo: BalugaJoe: Pot heads dont have the energy to do anything.

It's called sativa.


For people that don't know, it's just all POT.

lol
 
2014-08-02 03:03:38 PM

BalugaJoe: Pot heads dont have the energy to do anything.


static.tvtropes.org

noooo.... energy.....
 
2014-08-02 03:37:18 PM

CMYK and PMS: I get it because The French are all cowards and they always surrender right subby? Man that is a super funny joke that never gets old. I sure hope to see it at least once a day on fark because it is so smart and funny.


/French throughout history have been one of the fiercest fighting forces.


You see that bridge over there? Well i built that bridge, and do they call me John the bridge builder? No

You see that building over there? I built that also, but again i am not known as John the carpenter. Heck I've just about built everything in this town!

But let em catch you farking one sheep...
 
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