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(Just Jared)   Jennifer Lawrence breaks up with her boyfriend. Calm down, you still have no chance   ( justjared.com) divider line
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2014-08-02 09:33:02 AM  
Y'all can argue who has a chance or not....I am gonna post pics.

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2014-08-02 09:47:17 AM  
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2014-08-02 10:44:11 AM  
By "NO CHANCE" I'll bet Subby really meant "NOT much of a CHANCE" but the Fark headline maker thingy accidentally the whole thing.

Which, you know, happens.

What I'm I'm saying here is there is still a chance.

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2014-08-02 11:20:02 AM  
But we can dream... or daydream... or wet dream. One or more of those.
 
2014-08-02 11:26:09 AM  
I'm just here for the pics...
 
2014-08-02 11:30:54 AM  
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2014-08-02 11:31:28 AM  
What a load of bunk, subby!

/which is what I'm gonna shoot and where I'm gonna go shoot it
 
2014-08-02 11:32:47 AM  
What do you mean, she's breaking up with me?

*checks voice mail*

God damn it!
 
2014-08-02 11:33:15 AM  
"Amicable split" due to work issues?

Yeah, they're still farking.
 
2014-08-02 11:48:08 AM  
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2014-08-02 11:53:37 AM  
So she finally figured out she's a supernova of a movie star who can actually act, and the best this guy can hope for is dressing up as Beast for the Con circuit? (Seriously, the dude can't act).
 
2014-08-02 11:59:59 AM  
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2014-08-02 12:04:00 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence has no chance with me.
 
2014-08-02 12:04:08 PM  
Goodness, that's an attractive young lady.
 
2014-08-02 12:18:04 PM  

plecos: [img.fark.net image 240x128]


Whoa! What was all that one in a million talk?
 
2014-08-02 12:19:21 PM  
Ah, Kentucky girls.
 
2014-08-02 12:19:45 PM  
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"Jennifer Lawrence reeeeaally wants to go out with me, but I wouldn't want to upset my two wives, Kate Upton and Scarlett Johanssen. Yeah, that's the ticket!"
 
2014-08-02 12:21:58 PM  
Too young for me.  Now, her sister Vicki.......

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2014-08-02 12:23:10 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]


Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

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2014-08-02 12:33:38 PM  

jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

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It not the camera that composes a picture...
 
2014-08-02 12:38:23 PM  
Well Ill still do a full manscaping just in case.
 
2014-08-02 12:47:20 PM  

jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

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DSLR cameras are too mainstream.
 
2014-08-02 12:53:53 PM  
There are better actresses, there are hotter actresses; but there is no one who is as pretty and as good as an actress like Jennifer.
 
2014-08-02 12:56:12 PM  
J.Law is adorable, but this is just a terrible look for her:
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2014-08-02 01:11:23 PM  
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass.
I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.


Well, not me personally, but a guy I know. Him and her got it on.


But you can imagine what it'd be like if they did, right? Huh?
 
2014-08-02 01:16:34 PM  

Pharque-it: jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

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It not the camera that composes a picture...


But usually if you're going to hire a photographer to shoot a cover for a magazine, one of the qualifications you look for is a basic understanding of light.
 
2014-08-02 01:19:18 PM  

Theaetetus: J.Law is adorable, but this is just a terrible look for her:
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I agree. Far too much clothing.
 
2014-08-02 01:21:52 PM  
 
2014-08-02 01:24:39 PM  
 
2014-08-02 01:30:43 PM  

Summoner101: Pharque-it: jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

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It not the camera that composes a picture...

But usually if you're going to hire a photographer to shoot a cover for a magazine, one of the qualifications you look for is a basic understanding of light.


I'm guessing that overexposed was the look they were going for.
 
2014-08-02 02:04:25 PM  

Pharque-it: jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

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It not the camera that composes a picture...


And that's one shiattily composed photo.
 
2014-08-02 02:14:42 PM  

jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

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I like the picture of the guy taking the picture posted above better than than I like the picture on the cover.
 
2014-08-02 02:22:35 PM  

Pentaxian: There are better actresses, there are hotter actresses; but there is no one who is as pretty and as good as an actress like Jennifer.


Kerry Washington.  But she and JLaw are pretty much the entire list.
 
2014-08-02 02:24:26 PM  
Was Nick intimidated by Jen's butt plug collection?
 
2014-08-02 02:34:38 PM  

BATMANATEE: Summoner101: Pharque-it: jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

[i.perezhilton.com image 450x561]

It not the camera that composes a picture...

But usually if you're going to hire a photographer to shoot a cover for a magazine, one of the qualifications you look for is a basic understanding of light.

I'm guessing that overexposed was the look they were going for.


There's more to light in photography than just exposure.
 
2014-08-02 02:35:09 PM  

CMYK and PMS: Theaetetus: J.Law is adorable, but this is just a terrible look for her:
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People who say things like J. Law really don't deserve to live. Just sayin.


People who use Just sayin don't deserve to live either.
 
2014-08-02 02:44:20 PM  

jaytkay: Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!


I like how the art director made sure that every single bit of text is knocked out, set in a high-contrast face, and placed on top of a busy background just to make sure it's completely impossible to read.
 
2014-08-02 03:28:30 PM  

dionysusaur: Pentaxian: There are better actresses, there are hotter actresses; but there is no one who is as pretty and as good as an actress like Jennifer.

Kerry Washington.  But she and JLaw are pretty much the entire list.


Don't you mean K-Wash?
 
2014-08-02 03:28:34 PM  
theorellior:

I like how the art director made sure that every single bit of text is knocked out, set in a high-contrast face, and placed on top of a busy background just to make sure it's completely impossible to read.

you're killing my boner, dude.
 
2014-08-02 03:37:35 PM  

quatchi: jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

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I like the picture of the guy taking the picture posted above better than than I like the picture on the cover.





I agree, it's a much better photo.
 
2014-08-02 03:39:36 PM  

Summoner101: BATMANATEE: Summoner101: Pharque-it: jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

[i.perezhilton.com image 450x561]

It not the camera that composes a picture...

But usually if you're going to hire a photographer to shoot a cover for a magazine, one of the qualifications you look for is a basic understanding of light.

I'm guessing that overexposed was the look they were going for.

There's more to light in photography than just exposure.


The more exposure in Jennifer Lawrence photoshoots the better
 
2014-08-02 03:45:44 PM  
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2014-08-02 03:54:13 PM  

jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

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It's a range-finder....and it's hip, OK?
 
2014-08-02 04:22:43 PM  

Theaetetus: J.Law is adorable, but this is just a terrible look for her:
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That's a bad look for anyone.  It looks like a Michelin Man thong.
 
2014-08-02 04:39:17 PM  

FDR Jones: dionysusaur: Pentaxian: There are better actresses, there are hotter actresses; but there is no one who is as pretty and as good as an actress like Jennifer.

Kerry Washington.  But she and JLaw are pretty much the entire list.

Don't you mean K-Wash?


I'm a sufficiently poor typist that the abbreviation appealed.
Besides, rinsing in Potassium makes my skin fall off.

/ I've got blisters on me fingers!
 
2014-08-02 04:48:08 PM  
Notice how they were "dating" for First Class then broke up. When publicity started for DOFP they started "dating" again. Now that it's over they've broken up again. Yeah I'm thinking this was a studio relationship. Not an actual one.
 
2014-08-02 04:48:41 PM  

Life_is_a_carnivore: jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Point and shoot camera with on-camera flash for a cover shoot? Spare no expense, W magazine!

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It's a range-finder....and it's hip, OK?


It's a flash on top of a Contax G2 camera
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/ The photographer is Juergen Teller
 
2014-08-02 04:50:48 PM  
Too young for me anyway. I'd never be able to keep up with her!
 
2014-08-02 05:48:27 PM  

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2014-08-02 05:50:17 PM  

Billy Liar: Theaetetus: J.Law is adorable, but this is just a terrible look for her:
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That's a bad look for anyone.  It looks like a Michelin Man thong.


Or a black one-piece swimsuit with patches of human skin glued to the sides.
 
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