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(BBC)   Bristol waste recycling plant would like to advise their customers that they do not currently have a Soylent Green production facility. It would appear one customer is not aware of this fact   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 21
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2014-08-02 12:01:51 AM  
"At this stage we cannot confirm whether or not the remains are human."

Soylent Green is people?
 
2014-08-02 12:33:10 AM  
Someone threw out a perfectly good white boy again?
 
2014-08-02 12:39:16 AM  
He probably got tired of peddling that farking bicycle all the time.
 
2014-08-02 12:44:30 AM  
"Bristol waste recycling plant"

What would be Levi Johnson's semen receptacle?
 
2014-08-02 12:47:13 AM  
It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and
 become one with all the people.


-Chairman Sheng-ji Yang,
"Ethics for Tomorrow"
 
2014-08-02 12:52:08 AM  

Harry_Seldon: "Bristol waste recycling plant"

What would be Levi Johnson's semen receptacle?


Bristol is an old slang word for "tits" in the UK
 
2014-08-02 12:56:16 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-02 01:11:29 AM  
What a Bristol waste recycling plant might look like:

media.komonews.com
 
2014-08-02 01:34:54 AM  

whatshisname: Bristol is an old slang word for "tits" in the UK


this

DISCLAIMER: it's been years since I (thoroughly) researched 'Cockney Eye Slang,' in which I found that "Bristol Cities" is slang for "titties;" i.e. with Cockney Eye Slang, bloats use rhyming to imply what they are speaking about. So 'Bristol Cities' rhymes with 'titties,' as example, 'check out that girl's Bristol Cities' would equate to 'Check out that girl's titties.'

This is your first and only lesson.

/bristol... call me!
 
2014-08-02 01:40:08 AM  
"An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman said part of the site had been cordoned off while inquiries are under way."

I had no idea Avon had such power in the UK.  Their own fashion police force?

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-02 01:46:02 AM  
hah. just watched part of that movie at a bad movie marathon that my buddies host every few months. got there during the last like 20-25min of the movie.
 
2014-08-02 03:17:47 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-02 04:40:22 AM  

whatshisname: Harry_Seldon: "Bristol waste recycling plant"

What would be Levi Johnson's semen receptacle?

Bristol is an old slang word for "tits" in the UK


My Brit friend calls them "mildreds".

fusillade762: "At this stage we cannot confirm whether or not the remains are human."

Soylent Green is people?


I didn't know that either.  I don't think I ever saw the movie, although I've heard about it.
 
2014-08-02 05:17:20 AM  
"At this stage we cannot confirm whether or not the remains are human."

If the arm has a wrist watch then it is likely human.
 
2014-08-02 06:02:57 AM  

whatshisname: Harry_Seldon: "Bristol waste recycling plant"

What would be Levi Johnson's semen receptacle?

Bristol is an old slang word for "tits" in the UK


No, it really isn't.

Back on topic, there are at least ten dumps in Bristol, if they search the whole lot they might be able to  complete the puzzle find more parts.
 
2014-08-02 06:27:15 AM  

bekovich: whatshisname: Harry_Seldon: "Bristol waste recycling plant"

What would be Levi Johnson's semen receptacle?

Bristol is an old slang word for "tits" in the UK

No, it really isn't.


It's rhyming slang (Bristol City - work out the rest). Having said that it's one of those things I've heard of as an example but have never heard used in earnest.
 
2014-08-02 06:59:30 AM  
"Is there a sign out front that reads Dead (person) storage? Cuz storing dead (people) ain't my effin' business!"
 
2014-08-02 07:29:27 AM  

Cepheus Crater: "An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman said part of the site had been cordoned off while inquiries are under way."

I had no idea Avon had such power in the UK.  Their own fashion police force?

[img.fark.net image 300x168]


Bit of a fail there. That police car appears to be from Avon, CT.

/As if you couldn't tell from the steering wheel being on the wrong side.
 
2014-08-02 07:42:57 AM  

sforce: What a Bristol waste recycling plant might look like:

[media.komonews.com image 405x304]


Is that the same as a cum-dumpster. Just askin.
 
2014-08-02 10:46:10 AM  
fitterlondon.co.uk
 
2014-08-02 02:22:49 PM  

iron de havilland: Cepheus Crater: "An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman said part of the site had been cordoned off while inquiries are under way."

I had no idea Avon had such power in the UK.  Their own fashion police force?

[img.fark.net image 300x168]

Bit of a fail there. That police car appears to be from Avon, CT.

/As if you couldn't tell from the steering wheel being on the wrong side.


Just a harmless prop, not really going for accuracy as there is no actual AVON cosmetics police of course.  Late night drunk post.
 
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