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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   If you are running for Governor, try not to be caught "getting lost" at 4:30am in an industrial park with a woman not your wife   ( divider line
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2014-08-01 09:42:11 PM  
3 votes:

mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.

It says he was caught with a woman...of course he's a Democrat.
2014-08-02 10:45:14 AM  
2 votes:

mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.

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2014-08-01 09:40:43 PM  
2 votes:
Woman?  Must be a Democrat.
2014-08-02 03:10:21 PM  
1 vote:

fasahd: So what was the concern? Terrorism? This electrician, unsupervised at 4:30 am could have been a voyeur and fapped or gone back to his damn wiring and done his job. People parked in the middle of a lot at night is no reason to call the cops. Guy is a douche.

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2014-08-02 08:15:08 AM  
1 vote:

OscarTamerz: She's reasonably good looking unlike the shaved bigfoots like Michelle Obama and everyone that Billy Jeff Clinton ever did not have relations with like Lewinsky, Flowers and the pants suited lezbo harpy he's married to. I thought porking ugos and feeding into the wymyn's studies all women are beautiful line was a basic plank in the democrats platform. I'm just waiting for his explanation of how he got lost in his own county in this age of cell phone GPS navigation because operational ability is not a prerequisite for an FBI agent.

Dude, slow down, apply some punctuation, and think hard before you type. No idea what this word jumble means, and I read it twice. Stop drinking.
2014-08-02 08:12:53 AM  
1 vote:

mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.

It isn't that he did no wrong, it's that the offense is pretty plain vanilla. If it were a conservative politician, he would have been caught wearing a nightgown and with a rent boy, a gallon of lube, and a terrified farm animal, all the car stereo was blasting the latest episode of his family values radio program/fundraiser.
2014-08-02 07:11:08 AM  
1 vote:

"And the Senator, while admitting he was intoxicated, could not explain his nudity."

/I know this ain't obscure to you.
2014-08-01 09:23:50 PM  
1 vote:
Overzealous staffer.

/dead girl or live boy or GTFO
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