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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   If you are running for Governor, try not to be caught "getting lost" at 4:30am in an industrial park with a woman not your wife   (cleveland.com) divider line 67
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2014-08-01 09:13:38 PM  
He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.
 
2014-08-01 09:23:50 PM  
Overzealous staffer.

/dead girl or live boy or GTFO
 
2014-08-01 09:27:01 PM  
He was just looking for the bridge

/has anyone seen the bridge?
//where's that confounded bridge?
 
2014-08-01 09:40:10 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He was just looking for the bridge

/has anyone seen the bridge?
//where's that confounded bridge?


She's only MOSTLY dead.

/still kicking around all these years past it seems
//one in a million
 
2014-08-01 09:40:43 PM  
Woman?  Must be a Democrat.
 
2014-08-01 09:42:11 PM  

mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.


It says he was caught with a woman...of course he's a Democrat.
 
2014-08-01 10:00:27 PM  

optikeye: mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.

It says he was caught with a woman...of course he's a Democrat.


Zing!
 
2014-08-01 11:35:01 PM  
The real question is, who is the chick? Is she trailer-trash (Lewinsky?) or hot? Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2014-08-02 12:00:59 AM  
That's probably also good advise for anyone not running for Governor.
 
2014-08-02 12:05:00 AM  
I can't believe I read through that whole article, which was way too thorough and about something that happened 2 years ago and was only interesting from what it implied, of which there was zero evidence.

For that matter, he could have anal banged a hooker on public television and if I were from Ohio I'd still vote for him over Kasich.
 
2014-08-02 12:39:17 AM  

mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.


Apparently the cops found nothing wrong, didn't even bother writing a report.
 
2014-08-02 12:58:05 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.

Apparently the cops found nothing wrong, didn't even bother writing a report.


You actually trust the cops to write/not write a report against a Democrat, bought & paid for with their union dues?
 
2014-08-02 01:27:41 AM  
I thought that's what you need to do to ensure you GET elected.
 
2014-08-02 01:49:46 AM  

Ambivalence: That's probably also good advise for anyone not running for Governor.


Which at the time he wasn't.
 
2014-08-02 02:26:14 AM  

mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.


Does it surprise you that we hold "Family Values" hypocrites to a slightly higher standard?
 
2014-08-02 07:10:41 AM  
He was just trying to get (a)head in the race.
 
2014-08-02 07:11:08 AM  
Ohio?

"And the Senator, while admitting he was intoxicated, could not explain his nudity."


/I know this ain't obscure to you.
 
2014-08-02 07:14:42 AM  
The burning question:

Why is his name spelled FitzGerald, not Fitzgerald?
 
2014-08-02 07:19:16 AM  
FitzGerald also said he didn't believe he and the woman had been parked for a half-hour and questioned the witness' vantage point.

If you're sitting somewhere long enough that the cops actually show up while you're still there, it's been a half hour.
 
2014-08-02 07:23:32 AM  

optikeye: mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.

It says he was caught with a woman...of course he's a Democrat.


This made me laugh, but it is a sad fact. My beloved GOP has been hijacked by self-loathing closet homosexuals, reactionary TV heads, and sentimentalists.
 
2014-08-02 07:37:57 AM  
She's reasonably good looking unlike the shaved bigfoots like Michelle Obama and everyone that Billy Jeff Clinton ever did not have relations with like Lewinsky, Flowers and the pants suited lezbo harpy he's married to. I thought porking ugos and feeding into the wymyn's studies all women are beautiful line was a basic plank in the democrats platform. I'm just waiting for his explanation of how he got lost in his own county in this age of cell phone GPS navigation because operational ability is not a prerequisite for an FBI agent.
 
2014-08-02 07:42:59 AM  
So what? What does this have to do with his ability to govern?

Is the Kasich camp getting nervous?
 
2014-08-02 07:43:31 AM  

August11: My beloved GOP has been hijacked by self-loathing closet homosexuals, reactionary TV heads, and sentimentalists total dipwads who pander to ultra-right wingers and completely ignore the rest of the party.


FTFY.

I can't even begin to describe how angry the GOP leadership makes me.
 
2014-08-02 07:44:15 AM  

oh_please: The burning question:

Why is his name spelled FitzGerald, not Fitzgerald?


Because Gerald fitz better.
 
2014-08-02 07:52:07 AM  

fusillade762: mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.

Does it surprise you that we hold "Family Values" hypocrites to a slightly higher standard?


Because democrats never run on that platform. They're usually all "coke and hookers for everyone!"


that said, Mr. Electrician guy really should have minded his own god damn business.
 
2014-08-02 07:52:38 AM  

oh_please: August11: My beloved GOP has been hijacked by self-loathing closet homosexuals, reactionary TV heads, and sentimentalists total dipwads who pander to ultra-right wingers and completely ignore the rest of the party.

FTFY.

I can't even begin to describe how angry the GOP leadership makes me.


I agree with your edits.
 
2014-08-02 08:00:30 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.

Apparently the cops found nothing wrong, didn't even bother writing a report.


Maybe that's why it took two years for hard-hitting journalist Henry J. Gomez to bring this story to us.
 
2014-08-02 08:02:24 AM  
So what was the concern? Terrorism? This electrician, unsupervised at 4:30 am could have been a voyeur and fapped or gone back to his damn wiring and done his job. People parked in the middle of a lot at night is no reason to call the cops. Guy is a douche.
 
2014-08-02 08:06:49 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He was just looking for the bridge

/has anyone seen the bridge?
//where's that confounded bridge?


I ain't disclosing no names, but......
 
2014-08-02 08:07:46 AM  

fusillade762: mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.

Does it surprise you that we hold "Family Values" hypocrites to a slightly higher standard?


Yes. Democrats never run campaigns based on good morals or family. Never.
 
2014-08-02 08:12:52 AM  

bdub77: I can't believe I read through that whole article, which was way too thorough and about something that happened 2 years ago and was only interesting from what it implied, of which there was zero evidence.

For that matter, he could have anal banged a hooker on public television and if I were from Ohio I'd still vote for him over Kasich.


Public television? I think the GOP types are against public television.
 
2014-08-02 08:12:53 AM  

mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.


It isn't that he did no wrong, it's that the offense is pretty plain vanilla. If it were a conservative politician, he would have been caught wearing a nightgown and with a rent boy, a gallon of lube, and a terrified farm animal, all the car stereo was blasting the latest episode of his family values radio program/fundraiser.
 
2014-08-02 08:15:08 AM  

OscarTamerz: She's reasonably good looking unlike the shaved bigfoots like Michelle Obama and everyone that Billy Jeff Clinton ever did not have relations with like Lewinsky, Flowers and the pants suited lezbo harpy he's married to. I thought porking ugos and feeding into the wymyn's studies all women are beautiful line was a basic plank in the democrats platform. I'm just waiting for his explanation of how he got lost in his own county in this age of cell phone GPS navigation because operational ability is not a prerequisite for an FBI agent.


Dude, slow down, apply some punctuation, and think hard before you type. No idea what this word jumble means, and I read it twice. Stop drinking.
 
2014-08-02 08:22:11 AM  
"There was confusion, though, about the type of car. The witness described it as a red Ford Escape. Police described it as a red Ford Focus"

Well, I am just on pins and needles waiting for the Cleveland Plain Dealer to get to the bottom of this one.
 
2014-08-02 08:23:23 AM  

fasahd: So what was the concern? Terrorism? This electrician, unsupervised at 4:30 am could have been a voyeur and fapped or gone back to his damn wiring and done his job. People parked in the middle of a lot at night is no reason to call the cops. Guy is a douche.


Actually, people trespassing in a parking lot after dark tend to be doing illegal things. These are the people who need to get a room, and stay off other people's property. The property owner is liable for the people on his lot and whatever they do while on it, and if it becomes a local hangout for other shift bags doing illegal shiat at night, his business can be declared a nuisance and shut down. So plenty of reasons for Mr entitled and his whore to leave, and the electrician isn't the douche, you and people who think like you are. Public and privately owned (not by you) property isn't yours, you don't have exclusive rights to it, you have no expectation of privacy while there, and the same damn rules apply to everyone. So get a hotel room or keep your shiat at home. Asshole.
 
2014-08-02 08:27:25 AM  

mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.


Right. Dude is just trying to emulate Bill Clinton.
 
2014-08-02 08:32:54 AM  

farkyourface: fasahd: So what was the concern? Terrorism? This electrician, unsupervised at 4:30 am could have been a voyeur and fapped or gone back to his damn wiring and done his job. People parked in the middle of a lot at night is no reason to call the cops. Guy is a douche.

Actually, people trespassing in a parking lot after dark tend to be doing illegal things. These are the people who need to get a room, and stay off other people's property. The property owner is liable for the people on his lot and whatever they do while on it, and if it becomes a local hangout for other shift bags doing illegal shiat at night, his business can be declared a nuisance and shut down. So plenty of reasons for Mr entitled and his whore to leave, and the electrician isn't the douche, you and people who think like you are. Public and privately owned (not by you) property isn't yours, you don't have exclusive rights to it, you have no expectation of privacy while there, and the same damn rules apply to everyone. So get a hotel room or keep your shiat at home. Asshole.


Have a Valium.
 
2014-08-02 08:35:48 AM  
More like overzealous staff,amirite?
 
2014-08-02 08:45:48 AM  
Why does this matter?

And what kind of asshole calls the cops when he thinks someone is having sex in a car at 4:30 am. That dude should be kicked in the balls.
 
2014-08-02 08:46:00 AM  

dj_bigbird: The real question is, who is the chick? Is she trailer-trash (Lewinsky?) or hot? Inquiring minds want to know.


37.media.tumblr.com

/not obscure
 
2014-08-02 09:00:13 AM  
"Just gettin' me Irish up, coppers.  Move along now.  Nothin' to see here lads"

/Cleveland will still elect him
// Cleveland Born
/// "Mistake On The Lake"?
 
2014-08-02 09:12:48 AM  
Man and not his wife
 
2014-08-02 09:13:32 AM  
Well, that settles it, he has my vote.
 
2014-08-02 09:25:05 AM  

farkyourface: fasahd: So what was the concern? Terrorism? This electrician, unsupervised at 4:30 am could have been a voyeur and fapped or gone back to his damn wiring and done his job. People parked in the middle of a lot at night is no reason to call the cops. Guy is a douche.

Actually, people trespassing in a parking lot after dark tend to be doing illegal things. These are the people who need to get a room, and stay off other people's property. The property owner is liable for the people on his lot and whatever they do while on it, and if it becomes a local hangout for other shift bags doing illegal shiat at night, his business can be declared a nuisance and shut down. So plenty of reasons for Mr entitled and his whore to leave, and the electrician isn't the douche, you and people who think like you are. Public and privately owned (not by you) property isn't yours, you don't have exclusive rights to it, you have no expectation of privacy while there, and the same damn rules apply to everyone. So get a hotel room or keep your shiat at home. Asshole.


Yes, get a hotel room so that you are on camera and have a paper trail.
Are you an idiot?

Electrician was/is a meddling douche.
 
2014-08-02 09:35:57 AM  
The Wreck of the Edward FitzGerald will be a hit.
 
2014-08-02 09:59:46 AM  

MyRandomName: fusillade762: mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.

Does it surprise you that we hold "Family Values" hypocrites to a slightly higher standard?

Yes. Democrats never run campaigns based on good morals or family. Never.


Who was that Jack Tripper looking fellow that was gearing up to ride his dying wife's corpse to the White House... until his mistress came out of the woodwork?
 
2014-08-02 10:16:45 AM  

bdub77: I can't believe I read through that whole article, which was way too thorough and about something that happened 2 years ago and was only interesting from what it implied, of which there was zero evidence.

For that matter, he could have anal banged a hooker on public television and if I were from Ohio I'd still vote for him over Kasich.


there is a followup linked about his press conference. it mention that the son's ticket for a cracked windshield was found with a FOIA request too. this looks all too much like republican dirty tricks.
 
2014-08-02 10:31:09 AM  

mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.


It's not that.  Powerful people tend to cheat on their partners, Republican or Democrat.  We protest when Republicans do it because of the hypocrisy, not because of the infidelity.
 
2014-08-02 10:31:09 AM  

OscarTamerz: She's reasonably good looking unlike the shaved bigfoots like Michelle Obama and everyone that Billy Jeff Clinton ever did not have relations with like Lewinsky, Flowers and the pants suited lezbo harpy he's married to. I thought porking ugos and feeding into the wymyn's studies all women are beautiful line was a basic plank in the democrats platform. I'm just waiting for his explanation of how he got lost in his own county in this age of cell phone GPS navigation because operational ability is not a prerequisite for an FBI agent.


You sound like a man with high standards where women are concerned, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2014-08-02 10:45:14 AM  

mikemoto: He's a Democrat, meaning he can do no wrong here on fark.


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