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(Daily Star)   It's the question men have asked since the dawn of time: Should I go to the beach or build a swimming pool in my living room?   (victoria.dailystar-uk.co.uk) divider line 24
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2014-08-02 02:58:08 AM  
My Harley takes up most of our living room....
 
2014-08-02 03:04:03 AM  
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2014-08-02 06:54:41 AM  
If you build it ,they will come
 
2014-08-02 06:56:00 AM  
I'll make my own pool, with hookers, and blackjack. In fact, forget the pool... and the blackjack. More space for hookers.
 
2014-08-02 07:02:05 AM  
I thought for sure that would be in some double-wide in Florida, not Russia.
 
2014-08-02 07:04:21 AM  
Bonus: The maid doubles as a pool boy
 
2014-08-02 07:12:03 AM  
I love it when articles provide a list of tweets as content. That is the future. Not what happened or why. But what every simpleton said about it.

/ I know, including me
 
2014-08-02 07:25:44 AM  
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I don't need to. My living room is Lake Pahoe.
 
2014-08-02 07:27:58 AM  
That's a really dumb idea.
 
2014-08-02 07:28:29 AM  
one of the kids seems to be getting a little too happy....
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2014-08-02 07:33:28 AM  

Slaxl: I'll make my own pool, with hookers, and blackjack. In fact, forget the pool... and the blackjack. More space for hookers.


I am all in on the space hookers.
 
2014-08-02 08:20:05 AM  

August11: I love it when articles provide a list of tweets as content. That is the future. Not what happened or why. But what every simpleton said about it.

/ I know, including me


it does seem that Drew and his mods have gone the way of Al Roker, pandering to 7th graders,


.
 
2014-08-02 08:26:58 AM  

Krustofsky: I thought for sure that would be in some double-wide in Florida, not Russia.


In Florida the rednecks line their truck beds with plastic and fill that up. Personally seen it. More than once.
 
2014-08-02 08:36:08 AM  
You call that a tub? My dad built a 10x12 roman tub on the second floor of his house, hand tiled with a stone backdrop and waterfall, and planters along the sides with fake flora. And it's heated with water jets.
 
2014-08-02 09:02:33 AM  
Al Bundy sorted that question out years ago.
 
2014-08-02 09:05:09 AM  
There's a swingset/deck/slide thing in my backyard, inside which I've put the inflatable kiddie pool, so you could waterslide down onto the slip n' slide on the yard with the soaker hose tunnel. It was a good bachelor party.
 
2014-08-02 09:06:06 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Slaxl: I'll make my own pool, with hookers, and blackjack. In fact, forget the pool... and the blackjack. More space for hookers.

I am all in on the space hookers.


Will there be tentacles? Seriously, until you've had a tentacle job.......
 
2014-08-02 09:52:02 AM  
Are you planning to stock the swimming pool with dolphins?
 
2014-08-02 12:15:09 PM  

farkyourface: Krustofsky: I thought for sure that would be in some double-wide in Florida, not Russia.

In Florida the rednecks line their truck beds with plastic and fill that up. Personally seen it. More than once.


Yeah, in Florida you'd have room to do it outside. Not so much in a Russian city. I was lucky enough when I lived in Russia to have a park with a big pond in it only a 5 minute walk from my apartment. In true Russian fashion, it was surrounded by no swimming signs, but there was no enforcement at all and the pond actually had a little changing area next to it anyway.
 
2014-08-02 02:04:53 PM  
Considering what I've read about building codes in Russia, it's a miracle the floor didn't cave in when they filled it. One gallon of water weighs 8 pounds, and off the top of my head, a cubic yard weighs about half a ton.
 
2014-08-02 03:29:14 PM  
You could "split the difference" and put a beach in your living room.  (Why not? Brian Wilson
did it - he dumped tons of sand in his house in order to simulate a beach.)
 
2014-08-02 04:11:37 PM  

doofusss: it does seem that Drew and his mods have gone the way of Al Roker, pandering to 7th graders,


They're apparently going for a more upscale market now.
 
2014-08-02 07:15:50 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Slaxl: I'll make my own pool, with hookers, and blackjack. In fact, forget the pool... and the blackjack. More space for hookers.

I am all in on the space hookers.


Well get out. They're mine. I made this space hoooker pool. Get your own.
 
2014-08-03 01:01:08 AM  
CSB time:

I went to the beach last weekend and there was a topless girl. She was actually quite attractive.
 
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