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(ABC News)   Tribe emerges from Brazilian jungle for first time ever. Hears about Kardashians, runs back into jungle   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
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2014-08-01 10:27:04 PM  
5 votes:
s29.postimg.org

Did they perform the traditional greeting dance?
2014-08-01 09:59:45 PM  
3 votes:
i could have warned them, if only i spoke HOVITOS!
2014-08-01 10:49:26 PM  
2 votes:

jaytkay: I read a sad story about a supposed "untouched by civilization" tribe that turned out to be the local homeless people whose primitive-but-not-*that*-primitive village had been wiped out by "civilization".

Where was that? Does that ring a bell?


Detroit?
2014-08-01 10:17:53 PM  
2 votes:

Calm: There's just no great choices in these cases. I guess best case scenario is they'd be integrated into modern society...except they'd get sick and have culture shock, and let's face it, the world isn't wealthy enough to do it right. If governments just leave them alone, criminals will get them, like here.

Even if everyone leaves them alone, that's, what, countless generations enduring 35 year life spans with no progress and no dental or medical care besides a stone drill and flint knives? That's a despicable thing to condemn human beings to. These aren't an interesting variety of baboon.


Only solution is to give them a reality tv show.
2014-08-01 10:00:59 PM  
2 votes:

somemoron: A remarkable video shows a group of indigenous people seen for the first time by the outside world

NEAT!

as they emerged from a Brazilian jungle while fleeing illegal loggers and drug traffickers

fark you, Humanity.  Just... fark you.


At least the loggers and traffickers are providing a service. What has this group of indigenous people ever done for society?
2014-08-01 09:57:41 PM  
2 votes:
The gods must be crazy.
2014-08-02 12:53:55 AM  
1 vote:

stuffy: So how long before the whole thing gets exposed as a fraud?


CIA false flag operation to promote meme of dangerous drug traffickers EVERYWHERE! so they can help Obama sell his Cloward Piven strategy using the immigration system

I hope I didn't leave anything crucial out of the explanation
2014-08-02 12:24:58 AM  
1 vote:

cgraves67: You ever wonder if we are just an uncontacted tribe in a wilderness boundary area of the galaxy; some big empire knows we're here, but they'd rather not have the responsibility of sheltering us and bringing us up to their technological level, so they leave us alone?


No, I never wondered that.  But thanks a lot, now I am contemplating it.

It could make for a good or possibly terrible sci-fi movie.

Need_MindBleach: rubber boom


That would make for a great band name.
2014-08-01 10:50:20 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
They just want their idol back.
2014-08-01 10:18:25 PM  
1 vote:

LiberalConservative: somemoron: A remarkable video shows a group of indigenous people seen for the first time by the outside world

NEAT!

as they emerged from a Brazilian jungle while fleeing illegal loggers and drug traffickers

fark you, Humanity.  Just... fark you.

At least the loggers and traffickers are providing a service. What has this group of indigenous people ever done for society?


National Geographic booby pics
2014-08-01 10:05:01 PM  
1 vote:
nothingtoserious.com
2014-08-01 10:03:27 PM  
1 vote:

libranoelrose: They got the flu.


Segure os cobertores de varíola na reserva!
2014-08-01 09:59:46 PM  
1 vote:
This tribe understands steel machetes.  They're tainted.
2014-08-01 09:50:20 PM  
1 vote:
Goddamn Peruvian colonialists, exterminating indigenous tribes and destroying the environment all over the place.

/irony
 
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