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(Salon)   Peggy Noonan has identified the sole factor that is dividing America today: "Obama keeps dropping his g's"   (salon.com) divider line 118
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2014-08-01 07:52:27 PM  
edwardhotspur.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-01 08:00:12 PM  
So it's "Nuglear"?
 
2014-08-01 08:13:00 PM  
History's reatest monster.
 
2014-08-01 08:25:53 PM  
Pe'y Noonan can suck my irish-catholic cock...
 
2014-08-01 08:34:25 PM  
One of these days they will finally prove that Obama is black.
 
2014-08-01 08:47:44 PM  
He shouldn't be at campaign-type rallies where he speaks only to the base

...she wrote in an op-ed for the Wall Street Journal.
 
2014-08-01 09:24:46 PM  

dookdookdook: He shouldn't be at campaign-type rallies where he speaks only to the base

...she wrote in an op-ed for the Wall Street Journal.


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-08-01 09:29:36 PM  
You know who else drops their "g"s when they talk?
 
2014-08-01 10:06:55 PM  
One, two, three and to the fo'
Barack Diggity Dogg and Joe Biden are at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we 'bout to rip sh*t up)

www.addictinginfo.org

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust your market bubble
Kenya and Scranton together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaybay!
Two loc'ed out G's so we're craazay!
Fed Gov is the label that paays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand
From a young B's perspective
And before I call out a biatch I have ta' read her lame perspective
You never know she could be earnin' her fans,
And learnin' her fans, and at the same time burnin' her fans
Now you know I ain't wit that shiat in the House and Senate
Ain't no pussy good enough to get impeached while I'm up in it
(yeah) Now that's realer than real-deal Holyfield
And now all you power brokers and Kochs know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Joey B, creep to the mic like a phantom

www.northwesternflipside.com

Well I'm peeping and I'm creeping and I'm Veep-in
But I damn near got caught, cause my beeper kept beeping
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax and strap on your seat belt
You never been in a Trans Am like this before
With a vice prez who can rap and control the Senate floor
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know and I know, I flow some old funky shiat
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
On what me and my homie Barack Dogg came to do
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
And who gives a fark about those
So just chill, 'til the next blog explodes
 
2014-08-01 10:24:07 PM  

fusillade762: You know who else drops their "g"s when they talk?


The Clintons and George W. Bush. Obama also does it. How that divides America is beyond me, but it's unmistakable when they adopt the folksy "aw shucks" attitude.

You can play videos side by side of all of them and when they are trying to be down to earth they all sound like bad actors imitating common folk. Bush was arguably the worst at it, but Obama is a close second. It sounds unnatural. Hillary is third worst, and Bill is at the top of the list only because his charm could somehow sell it even though you knew he was bullshiatting you.
 
2014-08-01 11:07:16 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: So it's "Nuglear"?


Nugular is the preferred nomenclature, dude.
 
2014-08-01 11:11:36 PM  
At this point, he should just drop trou
 
2014-08-01 11:14:41 PM  
The days of electing that to which we aspire are gone and maybe never existed.

/haulin' ass n makin' money
 
2014-08-01 11:16:19 PM  
He should drop his Rs like Cena.

Let's Go Obama/Obama Sucks
 
2014-08-01 11:19:09 PM  
I wish I could get paid to talk out of my ass like Peggy Noonan does.
 
2014-08-01 11:22:07 PM  
img.fark.net

Blessed is this rap, for it shall inherit my FB timeline


bdub77blessed is this rap: One, two, three and to the fo'
Barack Diggity Dogg and Joe Biden are at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we 'bout to rip sh*t up)

[www.addictinginfo.org image 333x343]

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust your market bubble
Kenya and Scranton together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaybay!
Two loc'ed out G's so we're craazay!
Fed Gov is the label that paays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand
From a young B's perspective
And before I call out a biatch I have ta' read her lame perspective
You never know she could be earnin' her fans,
And learnin' her fans, and at the same time burnin' her fans
Now you know I ain't wit that shiat in the House and Senate
Ain't no pussy good enough to get impeached while I'm up in it
(yeah) Now that's realer than real-deal Holyfield
And now all you power brokers and Kochs know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Joey B, creep to the mic like a phantom

[www.northwesternflipside.com image 622x349]

Well I'm peeping and I'm creeping and I'm Veep-in
But I damn near got caught, cause my beeper kept beeping
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax and strap on your seat belt
You never been in a Trans Am like this before
With a vice prez who can rap and control the Senate floor
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know and I know, I flow some old funky shiat
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
On what me and my homie Barack Dogg came to do
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like ...
 
2014-08-01 11:27:47 PM  
I've never understood what is wrong with that woman
 
2014-08-01 11:31:04 PM  

Jacobin: I've never understood what is wrong with that woman


She's a dumb white biatch?
 
2014-08-01 11:32:25 PM  

bdub77: One, two, three and to the fo' [...]


You magnificent bastard.

I'd buy you some TF if you weren't already.

And I had some money.  (thanks obama!)
 
2014-08-01 11:34:50 PM  
Is Congress still suin' him?
 
2014-08-01 11:36:07 PM  
They're really pushing this "We never said impeachment, it's the president's fault!" talking point
 
2014-08-01 11:36:54 PM  

fusillade762: You know who else drops their "g"s when they talk?


George H. W. Bush, President of the United States, 1988-1992.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-01 11:40:13 PM  
Dammit, for the last time, his name is Joe Biding.
 
2014-08-01 11:44:02 PM  
Gobama
 
2014-08-01 11:45:34 PM  

bdub77: One, two, three and to the fo'
Barack Diggity Dogg and Joe Biden are at the do'


You've inspired me, you magnificent bastard.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-01 11:46:54 PM  

fusillade762: You know who else drops their "g"s when they talk?


*Everyone*.

/how's it goin', eh?
 
2014-08-01 11:47:58 PM  
There has never been a love in all the world, in all the poems or all the ballads, as deep and strong as Peggy Noonan's love of her own voice. It's just tragic that her voice is such an idiot.
 
2014-08-01 11:48:20 PM  
Except that no one pronounces /g/ at the end of -ing words. We pronounce it /ng/ (more properly /ŋ/ but not sure if that will show up.) My undergrad linguistics teacher said unpleasant things to people who talked about "dropping a g." It was one of the things that got him all riled up. I understand what she means, and it's stupid even if she were correct in what her actual criticism is.
 
2014-08-01 11:48:33 PM  

StopLurkListen: fusillade762: You know who else drops their "g"s when they talk?

George H. W. Bush, President of the United States, 1988-1992.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x981]


...I should add, George H. W. Bush dropping his g's was probably at the suggestion by none other than Peggy Noonan.
 
2014-08-01 11:48:49 PM  

img.fark.net

 
2014-08-01 11:50:54 PM  
And yet another GOP gasbag trying to claim it's the Dems who are floating the impeachment idea. What a clown.

I remember her hot-milking her disdain for Palin back after that sow was introduced. Boy did she have to now and scrape to get that one back.
 
2014-08-01 11:52:40 PM  

bdub77: One, two, three and to the fo'


You get the nicest shade of green that Fark can provide.
 
2014-08-01 11:54:55 PM  
So, Peg, what's yer take on Sarah Palin's speech patterns?
 
2014-08-02 12:00:21 AM  
Nier please.
 
2014-08-02 12:03:27 AM  
I have to repost it - since i have it and Hip Hop Obama is up in da thread....

Obama's going first tonight so that he can get out in front of Romney's zingers:
Mitt I heard you had some zingers for me. In that case let me get started.

Moderator, spin that shiat.

Now everybody keeping money in the USA
Put your muthafarkin' hands up and follow me

Everybody keeping money in the USA, put your muthafarkin' hands up
Look Look

Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up

Grand Old Party got you gassed up

Now who's afraid of the Big Bad Rove
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 PAC, 2 PAC, 3 PAC, 4

4 PAC, 3 PAC, 2 PAC, 1
Your PAC, his PAC, no PAC, none

This guy ain't no muthafarkin C in C
I know everything he's bout to say against me

I am half-white, I tend to say "um"
I did live in Indonesia with my mom
My predator drones are dropping bombs

I do got a dumb friend named Joe Biden
Who shoots himself in the foot with his own tongue

We did get thumped in 2010 by you chumps
And Mitch did fark my jobs plan
I'm still standin' here screamin', "fark Republicans"

Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fark I've been through

But I know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school

What's the matter Mitt, you disturbed?
This guy's relatable? his real name's Willard

And Willard lived at home with both parents
And Willard's parents had a real good marriage

This guy doesn't wanna debate he'll faint
Cause ain't no such thing as Latter-Day Saints

He's scared to death, he's scared to look in his farkin' yearbook
fark Cranbrook

fark the beat, I go acapella
fark his stock, fark a clock, fark a mailer, fark everybody
fark y'all if you doubt me

I'm a piece of farkin' liberal trash, I'll say it proudly
And fark this debate, I don't wanna win
I'm outtie
Here, tell these people something they don't know about me
 
2014-08-02 12:03:55 AM  
Apparently, Alzheimer's is contagious. Who knew?
 
2014-08-02 12:07:08 AM  

bdub77: One, two, three and to the fo'



This may be the most magnificently bastardious post I have seen in years.
 
2014-08-02 12:09:19 AM  
Noonan's trippin.
 
2014-08-02 12:15:04 AM  
bdub77

this is farking fantastic
 
2014-08-02 12:19:24 AM  
Ms. Noonan has only touched upon the President's failings. Her editorial does not even address the distasteful manner in which President Obama eats crackers.
 
2014-08-02 12:21:37 AM  

ultraholland: Noonan Nooning's trippin.


FTFY.
 
2014-08-02 12:24:08 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: And yet another GOP gasbag trying to claim it's the Dems who are floating the impeachment idea. What a clown.


"President Obama claiming that Republicans want to impeach him is a lie he should be impeached for!"
 
2014-08-02 12:40:38 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I remember her hot-milking her disdain for Palingback after that sow was introduced.


You liberals, just stop it.
 
2014-08-02 12:41:42 AM  

IlGreven: "President Obama claiming that Republicans  Republickingswant to impeach him is a lie he should be impeached for!"


I swear, you're all doing it on purpose.
 
2014-08-02 12:51:21 AM  

bdub77: One, two, three and to the fo'
Barack Diggity Dogg and Joe Biden are at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we 'bout to rip sh*t up)

[www.addictinginfo.org image 333x343]

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust your market bubble
Kenya and Scranton together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaybay!
Two loc'ed out G's so we're craazay!
Fed Gov is the label that paays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand
From a young B's perspective
And before I call out a biatch I have ta' read her lame perspective
You never know she could be earnin' her fans,
And learnin' her fans, and at the same time burnin' her fans
Now you know I ain't wit that shiat in the House and Senate
Ain't no pussy good enough to get impeached while I'm up in it
(yeah) Now that's realer than real-deal Holyfield
And now all you power brokers and Kochs know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Joey B, creep to the mic like a phantom

[www.northwesternflipside.com image 622x349]

Well I'm peeping and I'm creeping and I'm Veep-in
But I damn near got caught, cause my beeper kept beeping
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax and strap on your seat belt
You never been in a Trans Am like this before
With a vice prez who can rap and control the Senate floor
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know and I know, I flow some old funky shiat
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
On what me and my homie Barack Dogg came to do
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like ...


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-02 01:00:15 AM  

bdub77: One, two, three and to the fo'
Barack Diggity Dogg and Joe Biden are at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we 'bout to rip sh*t up)

[www.addictinginfo.org image 333x343]

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust your market bubble
Kenya and Scranton together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaybay!
Two loc'ed out G's so we're craazay!
Fed Gov is the label that paays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand
From a young B's perspective
And before I call out a biatch I have ta' read her lame perspective
You never know she could be earnin' her fans,
And learnin' her fans, and at the same time burnin' her fans
Now you know I ain't wit that shiat in the House and Senate
Ain't no pussy good enough to get impeached while I'm up in it
(yeah) Now that's realer than real-deal Holyfield
And now all you power brokers and Kochs know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Joey B, creep to the mic like a phantom

[www.northwesternflipside.com image 622x349]

Well I'm peeping and I'm creeping and I'm Veep-in
But I damn near got caught, cause my beeper kept beeping
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax and strap on your seat belt
You never been in a Trans Am like this before
With a vice prez who can rap and control the Senate floor
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know and I know, I flow some old funky shiat
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
On what me and my homie Barack Dogg came to do
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like ...


Absolute farking win!
 
2014-08-02 01:14:24 AM  

bdub77: One, two, three and to the fo'
Barack Diggity Dogg and Joe Biden are at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we 'bout to rip sh*t up)

img.fark.net

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust your market bubble
Kenya and Scranton together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaybay!
Two loc'ed out G's so we're craazay!
Fed Gov is the label that paays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand
From a young B's perspective
And before I call out a biatch I have ta' read her lame perspective
You never know she could be earnin' her fans,
And learnin' her fans, and at the same time burnin' her fans
Now you know I ain't wit that shiat in the House and Senate
Ain't no pussy good enough to get impeached while I'm up in it
(yeah) Now that's realer than real-deal Holyfield
And now all you power brokers and Kochs know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Joey B, creep to the mic like a phantom

img.fark.net

Well I'm peeping and I'm creeping and I'm Veep-in
But I damn near got caught, cause my beeper kept beeping
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax and strap on your seat belt
You never been in a Trans Am like this before
With a vice prez who can rap and control the Senate floor
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know and I know, I flow some old funky shiat
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
On what me and my homie Barack Dogg came to do
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like ...


awesomegifs.com
 
2014-08-02 01:28:47 AM  
This thread is so full of rap awesomeness. Someone do an "Ice Ice Baby" one.
 
2014-08-02 01:29:47 AM  
He does have a tendency to drop them in situations where he naturally wouldn't (and previously hasn't) in order to sound folksy. I don't know anyone who honestly cares though except those who chronically hate everything he does.
 
2014-08-02 02:01:11 AM  

bdub77: One, two, three and to the fo'
Barack Diggity Dogg and Joe Biden are at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we 'bout to rip sh*t up)

[www.addictinginfo.org image 333x343]

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust your market bubble
Kenya and Scranton together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaybay!
Two loc'ed out G's so we're craazay!
Fed Gov is the label that paays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand
From a young B's perspective
And before I call out a biatch I have ta' read her lame perspective
You never know she could be earnin' her fans,
And learnin' her fans, and at the same time burnin' her fans
Now you know I ain't wit that shiat in the House and Senate
Ain't no pussy good enough to get impeached while I'm up in it
(yeah) Now that's realer than real-deal Holyfield
And now all you power brokers and Kochs know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Joey B, creep to the mic like a phantom

[www.northwesternflipside.com image 622x349]

Well I'm peeping and I'm creeping and I'm Veep-in
But I damn near got caught, cause my beeper kept beeping
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax and strap on your seat belt
You never been in a Trans Am like this before
With a vice prez who can rap and control the Senate floor
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know and I know, I flow some old funky shiat
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
On what me and my homie Barack Dogg came to do
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like ...


img.fark.net
 
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