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(The Local)   Woman finds IKEA bags stuffed with 80 human skeletons. No word on if she was able to assemble them without having to call the support line   (thelocal.se) divider line 11
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2014-08-01 11:09:36 PM
3 votes:
although not quite HOTY material, this is a perfectly cromulent specimen of the species
2014-08-01 11:13:07 PM
2 votes:
Those bags are awesome -- what else can you buy for $0.59 that's so useful.
2014-08-02 12:01:05 AM
1 votes:

pushcart: BitwiseShift: Those bags are awesome -- what else can you buy for $0.59 that's so useful.

In Austin you have to bring your own bags to the grocery store because green. I can put a week's groceries in an IKEA sack. Best thing ever.
Fark those one-item plastic store bags anyway. They are a dumbass idea. You can't even pick up dog shiat with them without getting shiat on your hand because the farkers are about an angstrom thick and anything heavier than hummingbird breast down pokes a hole in them that you don't see until there's dog shiat on your hand and your wife laughs her ass off.


Really?  Because I use Walmart and Publix plastic bags to pick up my 80 lb dogs large dumps and do not get shiat on my hands.

Maybe your wife pokes holes in the bags so they break because she likes to see you with shiat on your hands.
2014-08-01 11:51:37 PM
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: "How would you feel if it was your grandmother or grandfather?" she wrote.

Wouldn't care. Mostly because a pile of bones is\n't and never was my grandmother or grandfather. My grandmother and grandfather are dead; what's left is just what they lived in. No more a big deal what happens to that than, say, what happens to some of their old clothes, or the building they lived in in Brooklyn.

/people need to get over it


You sound Klingon.

/did you do the death howl?
2014-08-01 11:44:16 PM
1 votes:
"How would you feel if it was your grandmother or grandfather?" she wrote.

Wouldn't care. Mostly because a pile of bones is\n't and never was my grandmother or grandfather. My grandmother and grandfather are dead; what's left is just what they lived in. No more a big deal what happens to that than, say, what happens to some of their old clothes, or the building they lived in in Brooklyn.

/people need to get over it
2014-08-01 11:41:12 PM
1 votes:

BitwiseShift: Those bags are awesome -- what else can you buy for $0.59 that's so useful.


In Austin you have to bring your own bags to the grocery store because green. I can put a week's groceries in an IKEA sack. Best thing ever.
Fark those one-item plastic store bags anyway. They are a dumbass idea. You can't even pick up dog shiat with them without getting shiat on your hand because the farkers are about an angstrom thick and anything heavier than hummingbird breast down pokes a hole in them that you don't see until there's dog shiat on your hand and your wife laughs her ass off.
2014-08-01 11:31:08 PM
1 votes:

baconbeard: Has anyone ever actually called the IKEA support line?

I imagine that if someone ever does, there will be a bunch of people somewhere in Sweden staring at some phone in amazement and confusion.


Munke
2014-08-01 11:23:09 PM
1 votes:
Ah, Ikea. The store that translates instructions from Swedish to Chinese to English (I swear, they cant be that bad... I have better luck with the Swedish!).

Garbage.
2014-08-01 11:23:09 PM
1 votes:

Bondith: Calcium's a metal. A metal you can cut with a knife, but a metal nonetheless.


Except in bones it's not in the knifeable elemental form.

/did I just pedant myself?
2014-08-01 11:22:57 PM
1 votes:
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2014-08-01 09:01:33 PM
1 votes:
The directions indicate that there should have been 81 skeletons. Now it's going to wobble
 
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