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(Statter 911)   Nice going Chip - way to screw it up for the rest of us by becoming the new poster child for those who constantly tell us cats are smarter than dogs   (statter911.com) divider line 20
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2014-08-01 05:25:39 PM  
Chip got stoned. He's tight, maaaan.
 
2014-08-01 05:45:59 PM  
Well, look at it this way - at least he didn't nearly die like that lion cub who ate his way into a buffalo's ass and couldn't get out

Link
 
2014-08-01 06:36:28 PM  
Fry got his head stuck in a crater.

I thought it would fit.
 
2014-08-01 07:38:30 PM  
Poor Chip apparently spent the overnight hours Wednesday stuck in the opening of a wall in Tolleson

So your dog is gone all night and you never wondered where he was or bothered to look for him?
 
2014-08-01 07:39:57 PM  
I'd post the pictures of cats with their heads stuck in jars, but Fark has a rule against pictures of dead animals.
 
2014-08-01 07:42:44 PM  

gopher321: Well, look at it this way - at least he didn't nearly die like that lion cub who ate his way into a buffalo's ass and couldn't get out

Link


Before I click on that link, can you explain in plain English?

I'm not up to date on all the current gay slang.
 
2014-08-01 07:43:39 PM  

gopher321: Well, look at it this way - at least he didn't nearly die like that lion cub who ate his way into a buffalo's ass and couldn't get out

Link


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2014-08-01 07:44:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-01 07:47:57 PM  
Whatsat?

/Tsss tsssss
 
2014-08-01 07:48:39 PM  
Cue the multitude of videos showing cats doing stupid stuff.

There are stupid dogs and stupid cats but the average dog is way smarter than the average cat. Cats are creatures of instinct.  Their brains are hardwired with reactions to stimulus. There's very little intelligence.  Dogs may be about as smart as your average 2 year old but at least their brains work on a more complex level.
 
2014-08-01 07:50:04 PM  
Water is also wet.
 
2014-08-01 08:32:02 PM  

abhorrent1: Poor Chip apparently spent the overnight hours Wednesday stuck in the opening of a wall in Tolleson

So your dog is gone all night and you never wondered where he was or bothered to look for him?


C'mon. Dogs have this amazing ability to find their way home. If you can't call him back or track him down right away, you leave the porch light on and wait.
 
2014-08-01 08:53:04 PM  

gopher321: Well, look at it this way - at least he didn't nearly die like that lion cub who ate his way into a buffalo's ass and couldn't get out

Link


He did get out. I saw this story a while ago. The park's caretakers kept an eye on the situation all night, although I believe they do not intervene with Mother Nature's decisions. At some point, Cubby's mom and aunty decided that Junior had learned his lesson, and they ate through the buffalo's stomach to free him. So, happy end, at least for the cub.
 
2014-08-01 09:04:57 PM  
Looks like they give out GEDs in animal behavior, too.
 
2014-08-01 09:18:09 PM  

abhorrent1: Poor Chip apparently spent the overnight hours Wednesday stuck in the opening of a wall in Tolleson

So your dog is gone all night and you never wondered where he was or bothered to look for him?


Some of us aren't helicopter-pet owners.
 
2014-08-01 09:30:58 PM  

abhorrent1: Poor Chip apparently spent the overnight hours Wednesday stuck in the opening of a wall in Tolleson

So your dog is gone all night and you never wondered where he was or bothered to look for him?


He usually comes home in the morning, hung over, covered in glitter and cheap perfume.
 
2014-08-02 03:37:25 AM  
Double guns.
 
2014-08-02 05:38:15 AM  
If he got his head into the hole, then you can get it back out without breaking anything.I would have just greased him up and pushed.
 
2014-08-02 06:35:34 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: If he got his head into the hole, then you can get it back out without breaking anything.I would have just greased him up and pushed.


But then again that's your response to everything...
 
2014-08-02 11:04:05 PM  
I read an article just the other day titled "20 Uses For WD-40".

Make that 21.

As far as that cats/dogs are smarter debate, there's also this.
 
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