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(Talking Points Memo)   Chris McDaniels announces a press conference Monday to reveal a "major development" in his effort the challenge the result of his run-off primary defeat to-hey-where is everyone going? He said "major" c'mon guys, this is big, really hello? hello?   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 69
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2014-08-01 04:27:16 PM  
That's still going on?
 
2014-08-01 04:32:54 PM  
He found Nicole's real killer?

He found Obama's real birth certifct?

He discovered actual real meat in a Big Mac?

C'mon dude, tell us now!!! The suspense is killing me!
 
2014-08-01 04:39:17 PM  
His team discovered he has no chance of winning a lawsuit that will either call another runoff primary or just deem him the winner of the first one?

Nah, that can't be it. No Tea Partier would ever admit defeat like that.
 
2014-08-01 05:04:29 PM  
"Hello. My team of wannabe sovereign citizens and the elderly have gone over the Mississippi primary rules and regulations very, very carefully, and we have found that if we reinterpret the verbage of some of the rules and quibble over grammar and usage, we can successfully create the grounds for a lawsuit that will last approximately 45 seconds in court. We consider this a success, as previous attempts have created suits that would last an estimated 15 seconds.

Also, black people, freedom, Obamahitler, socialism bad, eagles, Jesus, Constitution.

Thank you."
 
2014-08-01 05:27:10 PM  
There's sore losers and then there's this asshole.
 
2014-08-01 05:39:01 PM  
Oh!  Did he finally find out who shot JR?
 
2014-08-01 05:46:59 PM  

quatchi: There's sore losers and then there's this asshole.


No joke.  I hope the Mississippi GOP disowns his sorry ass for all time.  For ALL...  TIME.

i1214.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-01 05:51:16 PM  
Chris; what an asshole
 
2014-08-01 05:58:38 PM  
Maybe he figured out the password to Ultrafark?

He discovered wrestling is fake?

Help me out here
 
2014-08-01 06:38:41 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Oh!  Did he finally find out who shot JR?


Yeah, it turns out it was JR, but like time travelling Future JR.
 
2014-08-01 07:05:04 PM  
They're going to announce that Thad Cochran's been dead for 12 years and that he's been replaced by a pod person.
 
2014-08-01 07:05:06 PM  
He manufactured voter fraud?
 
2014-08-01 07:09:12 PM  
Did he find the real Elvis or Jimmy Hoffa?
 
2014-08-01 07:10:28 PM  
[girl_cartwheeling_on_beach.jpg]
 
2014-08-01 07:11:32 PM  
#McDanielsAnnouncement

Get on this people!  We need ideas!
 
2014-08-01 07:11:47 PM  
Oh, that LOSER?
 
2014-08-01 07:13:11 PM  
Did he figure out the name of the unknown soldier?

It's Craig isn't it.
 
2014-08-01 07:14:03 PM  
I bet he's going to tell us that he uncovered DB Cooper's whereabouts.
 
2014-08-01 07:15:45 PM  
people.rit.edu

"Turn those machines back on! TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!"
 
2014-08-01 07:17:13 PM  
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Did he find the map to all the buried treasure?
 
2014-08-01 07:17:41 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: #McDanielsAnnouncement

Get on this people!  We need ideas!


"I am the Stig."
#McDanielsAnnouncement
 
2014-08-01 07:18:56 PM  

Arachnophobe: Grand_Moff_Joseph: #McDanielsAnnouncement

Get on this people!  We need ideas!

"I am the Stig."
#McDanielsAnnouncement


Nice!   Feel free to add it!
 
2014-08-01 07:24:16 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: quatchi: There's sore losers and then there's this asshole.

No joke.  I hope the Mississippi GOP disowns his sorry ass for all time.  For ALL...  TIME.

[i1214.photobucket.com image 400x700]


You can't even call it "Republican tears".
He got his ass beat by another Republican.
 
2014-08-01 07:28:26 PM  

Shostie: "Hello. My team of wannabe sovereign citizens and the elderly have gone over the Mississippi primary rules and regulations very, very carefully, and we have found that if we reinterpret the verbage of some of the rules and quibble over grammar and usage, we can successfully create the grounds for a lawsuit that will last approximately 45 seconds in court. We consider this a success, as previous attempts have created suits that would last an estimated 15 seconds.

Also, black people, freedom, Obamahitler, socialism bad, eagles, Jesus, Constitution.

Thank you."


You f*ck I was drinking
 
2014-08-01 07:32:59 PM  
Why is this bigoted racist still in the news?
 
2014-08-01 07:33:25 PM  
Monday's announcement is just to announce the real announcement, which will be announced on Friday.
 
2014-08-01 07:35:40 PM  
He's going to pull a Franken and fight till he wins.
 
2014-08-01 07:37:59 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Oh!  Did he finally find out who shot JR?


It was Maggie Simpson.
 
2014-08-01 07:43:26 PM  

jso2897: Benevolent Misanthrope: quatchi: There's sore losers and then there's this asshole.

No joke.  I hope the Mississippi GOP disowns his sorry ass for all time.  For ALL...  TIME.

[i1214.photobucket.com image 400x700]

You can't even call it "Republican tears".
He got his ass beat by another Republican.


Republican Tea(rs)?
 
2014-08-01 07:43:39 PM  
So which will it be? shiat? or get off the pot?
 
2014-08-01 07:44:30 PM  

Mrbogey: He's going to pull a Franken and fight till he wins.


Worked for the 43d POTUS.
 
2014-08-01 07:46:54 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Oh!  Did he finally find out who shot JR?


Spoiler: The entire election was a dream.
 
2014-08-01 07:48:36 PM  

Mrbogey: He's going to pull a Franken and fight till he wins.


Still backing Sore Loserman 2K14? You're going to be mighty sad when your hero doesns't get his way, yet again.
 
2014-08-01 07:51:56 PM  

quatchi: There's sore losers and then there's this asshole.


i3.photobucket.com

Just remember that it's only bad for a democrat to challenge the results of an election as it'll go against the will of the people
 
2014-08-01 07:52:12 PM  
He's going to reveal the location of the clitoris.
 
2014-08-01 07:53:20 PM  

Mrbogey: He's going to pull a Franken and fight till he wins.


You mean the mandatory recount the Coleman sued about when he lost and Franken won?
 
2014-08-01 07:55:22 PM  
*that Coleman sued over when he loast and Franken won, which was rejected unanimously by the MN Supreme Court?

What farking universe do you live in?

//ftfm
 
2014-08-01 07:56:24 PM  
lost

fark it
 
2014-08-01 07:59:43 PM  
Probably his concession speech.
 
2014-08-01 08:00:39 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: [people.rit.edu image 400x225]

"Turn those machines back on! TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!"


It's funny because the dude who played a stoned baggage handler for 30 seconds in that movie is now a senator, and this loser doesn't get to be a senator.
 
2014-08-01 08:06:13 PM  

Mrbogey: He's going to pull a Franken and fight till he wins.


Can someone explain what this means?
 
2014-08-01 08:22:22 PM  

The Larch: Mrbogey: He's going to pull a Franken and fight till he wins.

Can someone explain what this means?


It's a Republican lying. That's the short definition.
 
2014-08-01 08:23:40 PM  

Mrbogey: He's going to pull a Franken and fight till he wins.


That only works when the majority actually voted for you.
 
2014-08-01 08:30:44 PM  

jso2897: Mrbogey: He's going to pull a Franken and fight till he wins.

That only works when the majority actually voted for you.


And you find votes in a car trunk.
 
2014-08-01 08:36:42 PM  

djkutch: The Larch: Mrbogey: He's going to pull a Franken and fight till he wins.

Can someone explain what this means?

It's a Republican lying. That's the short definition.


But it's the type of lying that doesn't even make a lick of sense.  After Franken was certified as the winner by the official ballot count sometime in December, then he basically just sat quietly on the sidelines while that idiot blowhard Coleman wasted the next six months until he had exhausted every possible appeal and legal maneuver he could use to prevent Franken from taking office.

What he's saying would only make sense in a completely alternative reality where everything happened exactly opposite the way it did in real life.
 
2014-08-01 08:42:03 PM  

jso2897: Benevolent Misanthrope: quatchi: There's sore losers and then there's this asshole.

No joke.  I hope the Mississippi GOP disowns his sorry ass for all time.  For ALL...  TIME.

[i1214.photobucket.com image 400x700]

You can't even call it "Republican tears".
He got his ass beat by another Republican.


But he is a Republican, too, so they are still Republican Tears.  Now with new and improved essence of infighting!
 
2014-08-01 08:58:03 PM  

The Larch: djkutch: The Larch: Mrbogey: He's going to pull a Franken and fight till he wins.

Can someone explain what this means?

It's a Republican lying. That's the short definition.

But it's the type of lying that doesn't even make a lick of sense.  After Franken was certified as the winner by the official ballot count sometime in December, then he basically just sat quietly on the sidelines while that idiot blowhard Coleman wasted the next six months until he had exhausted every possible appeal and legal maneuver he could use to prevent Franken from taking office.

What he's saying would only make sense in a completely alternative reality where everything happened exactly opposite the way it did in real life.


A lot of Republicans - you can see them on Freep etc. - do not actually realize - and never did - that Coleman is the one that sued. Coleman won on the original count, as the tally was close there was an automatic recount, and Franken won and was certified the winner based on that. There were a number of originally-rejected absentee ballots that were allowed in during the recount, but the recount process was done per the state rules.

Coleman - not Franken - then sued to have the result overturned, and as a result there were a number of ballots reexamined by the courts. Amusingly enough, this further examination of ballots INCREASED Franken's total, and Coleman lost the suit. He appealed all the way to the Minnesota Supreme Court, which ruled against him.

But you'll never see that on Freep, where Franken was given a dozen recounts and lawsuits until he won, then Coleman was given no opportunity.
 
2014-08-01 09:20:23 PM  

G. Tarrant: But you'll never see that on Freep, where Franken was given a dozen recounts and lawsuits until he won, then Coleman was given no opportunity.


But that doesn't even make sense.  I can understand if someone believes things like "rich people are job creators" or "global warming is a natural process". At least those are (sort of) opinions.  Sure, they're stupid opinions that disagree with 99.9% of all academic research on the subjects, but you could still argue that they're just opinions, and therefore not objectively wrong.

But the events of the Minnesota Senate Election are documented facts. Anyone who believes that Franken sued until he won is actively ignoring observable reality. Why would anyone ignore reality like that? Wouldn't people who do that feel shame and try to hide their ignorance, instead of proudly displaying it on message boards for other people to see?
 
2014-08-01 09:35:11 PM  

The Larch: But it's the type of lying that doesn't even make a lick of sense.  After Franken was certified as the winner...


After multiple recounts. That's the thing. McDaniel just wants to make sure all the legal votes are counted per the state law. He just wants to make sure that more than 6776 crossover votes from the Democratic primary didn't occur because that could spoil the election.
 
2014-08-01 09:43:19 PM  
Black people were voting. Better suppress the vote better next time.
 
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