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(TMZ)   Justin Bieber thinks he's "hard" for "winning" the "fight" with Orlando Bloom. Celebrates by growing "facial hair"   (tmz.com) divider line 137
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2014-08-01 03:21:04 PM  
Does anyone else hope the next time they see his picture in the news it's next to his obituary?
 
2014-08-01 03:24:07 PM  
He won that like Brave Sir Robin wins fights.
 
2014-08-01 03:29:10 PM  

quatchi: He won that like Brave Sir Robin wins fights.



At least Sir Robin had a minstrel who could sing.
 
2014-08-01 03:42:17 PM  

ArkAngel: Does anyone else hope the next time they see his picture in the news it's next to his obituary?


Every f*cking day.
 
2014-08-01 03:46:36 PM  
What Justin Bieber with a mustache will look like:


bbac02.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-01 04:01:28 PM  

ArkAngel: Does anyone else hope the next time they see his picture in the news it's next to his obituary?


I hope he doesn't get an obituary at all.
 
2014-08-01 04:03:40 PM  
If you classify winning as having your bodyguards deflect an awkwardly aborted punch, then yeah, he "won."

Hiding behind security and sh*t talking is pretty much his speed. I just feel badly for Bloom in this mess. Letting a walking stain get under your skin is human, but unfortunate.
 
2014-08-01 04:19:22 PM  
Yeah that's called a molestache. He looks like he should be in the Free Candy Van.
 
2014-08-01 05:11:28 PM  

ArkAngel: Does anyone else hope the next time they see his picture in the news it's next to his obituary?



Yes.
 
2014-08-01 05:48:03 PM  
mojoimage.com
 
2014-08-01 05:53:02 PM  

ArkAngel: Does anyone else hope the next time they see his picture in the news it's next to his obituary?


I certainly don't wish death on the kid for being a douche.

I'd like to see failure, disgrace, etc... but death is a little harsh simply because you don't like his antics
 
2014-08-01 05:56:25 PM  
His definition of "hard" needs recalibration. I suggest leaving him on Crenshaw or 115th in Harlem without his crew to get proper perspective.
 
2014-08-01 05:56:39 PM  

buntz: ArkAngel: Does anyone else hope the next time they see his picture in the news it's next to his obituary?

I certainly don't wish death on the kid for being a douche.

I'd like to see failure, disgrace, etc... but death is a little harsh simply because you don't like his antics



Look....since the universe decided that somebody as awesome as Bon Scott had to die in 1980, this little shiat needs to croak.
 
2014-08-01 05:56:48 PM  
This guy has to be trolling us. Is it possible to be such a clueless dick? Do he and Miley Cyrus have the same publicist or something?
 
2014-08-01 05:58:24 PM  
Like it or not, he did 'win' this.... 

Bloom looked foolish with the girly punch, and the fact that he'd take a swing in the first place shows a man not in control of his emotions.
 
2014-08-01 06:02:03 PM  
I thought we deported this guy last month?
 
2014-08-01 06:03:01 PM  
He's "Hard"?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hblAppO67Ig  NSFW lyrics
 
2014-08-01 06:03:24 PM  
i.lvme.me
 
2014-08-01 06:04:27 PM  

8 inches: What Justin Bieber with a mustache will look like:


[bbac02.files.wordpress.com image 450x352]


How the hell did this white boy turn into a wanna be Mexican porn star?

At least Bloom took the shot. I'd do him just for that if he hadn't already banged Lilo. I like living, sometimes, and I don't have the immune system to go somewhere she's been.
 
2014-08-01 06:07:31 PM  

Snapper Carr: His definition of "hard" needs recalibration. I suggest leaving him on Crenshaw or 115th in Harlem without his crew to get proper perspective.


NSFW Die Hard 3 Harlem picture

Dress him in that and let's put it on PPV.
 
2014-08-01 06:07:57 PM  
I just want someone to grab his eyebrows and yank them down.
 
2014-08-01 06:08:12 PM  
That's ok, if he won't go away willingly, America will find another solution.

content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2014-08-01 06:08:29 PM  

Saturn5: [i.lvme.me image 750x570]


Fark cares, most of these guys have wanted to ass rape the boy since they first laid eyes on him.
 
2014-08-01 06:10:51 PM  
Two grown men fighting like little girls.

Fascinating.
 
2014-08-01 06:11:13 PM  
Anything about Orlando should get a Florida tag.
 
2014-08-01 06:11:26 PM  

T.rex: Like it or not, he did 'win' this....


Really? 'Cause I thought TMZ won.
 
2014-08-01 06:11:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-01 06:15:55 PM  
For some reason I'm on Bieber's side on this one.
 
2014-08-01 06:20:02 PM  

ArkAngel: Does anyone else hope the next time they see his picture in the news it's next to his obituary?


I have $3.16 (including a worn down wheat penny), half a pack of 7 year old Marlboro Reds, and an old TI-85. If something were to happen, those 3 items could be left at a predesignated drop point.

Just sayin'. Math is hard, someone could make use of that calculator if the price is right.
 
2014-08-01 06:21:48 PM  

8 inches: What Justin Bieber with a mustache will look like:


[bbac02.files.wordpress.com image 450x352]


Michael Cera in: Welcome Back Kotter: The College Years.

/Maeby can be Julie.
 
2014-08-01 06:23:49 PM  

T.rex: Like it or not, he did 'win' this.... 

Bloom looked foolish with the girly punch, and the fact that he'd take a swing in the first place shows a man not in control of his emotions

 who wants to punch Bieber.
 
2014-08-01 06:26:34 PM  
Already time for another round of Bieber-Derangement Syndrome-afflicted people to chime in as to how they have murderous hatred for a Canadian pop star they've never heard the songs of.
If someone ever combined their irrational hatred of Obama with their irrational hatred of Bieber, I think that person would just explode into tiny pieces.
 
2014-08-01 06:28:03 PM  

Hector Remarkable: Already time for another round of Bieber-Derangement Syndrome-afflicted people to chime in as to how they have murderous hatred for a Canadian pop star they've never heard the songs of.
If someone ever combined their irrational hatred of Obama with their irrational hatred of Bieber, I think that person would just explode into tiny pieces.


salvedigital.com.br
 
2014-08-01 06:29:20 PM  

Hector Remarkable: Already time for another round of Bieber-Derangement Syndrome-afflicted people to chime in as to how they have murderous hatred for a Canadian pop star they've never heard the songs of.
If someone ever combined their irrational hatred of Obama with their irrational hatred of Bieber, I think that person would just explode into tiny pieces.



He's not going to sleep with you.
 
2014-08-01 06:41:34 PM  

ruta: I just want someone to grab his eyebrows and yank them down.


He's doing The Worry. It's the male Duckface.  Another one who has it mastered:

pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com

But it all started here:

scrapetv.com
 
2014-08-01 06:48:38 PM  
Bieber got hard fantasizing about Orlando Bloom? What?
 
2014-08-01 06:49:53 PM  

The_Sponge: buntz: ArkAngel: Does anyone else hope the next time they see his picture in the news it's next to his obituary?

I certainly don't wish death on the kid for being a douche.

I'd like to see failure, disgrace, etc... but death is a little harsh simply because you don't like his antics


Look....since the universe decided that somebody as awesome as Bon Scott had to die in 1980, this little shiat needs to croak.


Beiber can DSIAF, allowing Oderus to walk the spirit road his symphonic wailing produces back to the land of the living, snap a pic and use it for GWAR's next album cover.
 
2014-08-01 06:52:34 PM  
Any coont can grow hair.

Justin, grow the fark up and start acting like an adult ... which does not mean the end of fun or the end of the good times.  Just not acting like a self important dick in your delusional fantasy world.

You are an epic dick, despite the fact that your entourage won't tell you so.

/I've written the above on the premise that Biebs is a Farker and will read my heartfelt good advice.
//I suspect that his handle is, in no particular order, Thunderpipes, Bevets, or perhaps Littleblondejug.
///Legolas would have wasted him like an Uruk Hai.
//// Pretty sure he's Thunderpipes.
 
2014-08-01 06:53:47 PM  
Why do I get the mental picture of a five year old jumping up and down yelling "I won! I won! I won! Nanny nanny boo boo!".
 
2014-08-01 06:54:14 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Snapper Carr: His definition of "hard" needs recalibration. I suggest leaving him on Crenshaw or 115th in Harlem without his crew to get proper perspective.

NSFW Die Hard 3 Harlem picture

Dress him in that and let's put it on PPV.


I always figured you as the type who would frequent something like chimpmania.
 
2014-08-01 06:55:55 PM  
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2014-08-01 06:56:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-01 06:57:44 PM  
And Bieber? Wipe that dirt off your lip you scrawny Vanilla Ice wannabe.
 
2014-08-01 07:07:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-01 07:13:45 PM  
img.fark.net
What I see...
 
2014-08-01 07:20:22 PM  
DNRTFA - is he growing a new beard, or just getting back with Selena?
 
2014-08-01 07:24:38 PM  

cryinoutloud: This guy has to be trolling us. Is it possible to be such a clueless dick? Do he and Miley Cyrus have the same publicist or something?


Eh ,I think Miley Cyrus knows exactly what she's doing. Bieber on the other hand is probably a little c*nt that seriously needs to be kicked.
 
2014-08-01 07:24:46 PM  

hubiestubert: If you classify winning as having your bodyguards deflect an awkwardly aborted punch, then yeah, he "won."

Hiding behind security and sh*t talking is pretty much his speed. I just feel badly for Bloom in this mess. Letting a walking stain get under your skin is human, but unfortunate.


I forgot to click on the link yesterday, and the Fark mobile site blows goats. WTF happened? Is your post pretty much the whole story?
 
2014-08-01 07:26:04 PM  

4seasons85!: cryinoutloud: This guy has to be trolling us. Is it possible to be such a clueless dick? Do he and Miley Cyrus have the same publicist or something?

Eh ,I think Miley Cyrus knows exactly what she's doing. Bieber on the other hand is probably a little c*nt that seriously needs to be kicked.


If she knew what she was doing, she would have stopped at least a year ago. She's now even turned off the people who are attracted to crazy.
 
2014-08-01 07:26:12 PM  

MechaPyx: Why do I get the mental picture of a five year old jumping up and down yelling "I won! I won! I won! Nanny nanny boo boo!".


That's what I picture too! I picture one of those super annoying and snobby toddlers except older.
 
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