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(CNN)   Sharknado 2 lasted longer than the latest cease-fire in Gaza   (cnn.com) divider line 119
    More: Followup, Israeli Army, Gaza, Israelis, Mark Regev, Peace process in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, cease-fire, suicide bomb, Palestinian militants  
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2014-08-01 12:27:18 PM  
Seriously, fark them all.  I really don't even care who's right and who's wrong anymore.  If the world at large was smart, they'd give them two final options:

1. Stop shooting, make a peace deal, give both sides a country, and farking live with it
2. Everyone walks away.  No more help, no more blank checks, nothing.  We'll just sit back and watch a modern day thunderdome play out.

The amount of time and money that the global community has dumped into the region is appalling, given the lack of results to show for it.
 
2014-08-01 01:57:16 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Seriously, fark them all.  I really don't even care who's right and who's wrong anymore


Yeah, I don't give a shiat about either one. They want to kill each other, have at it. It's no business of mine. Dumbasses need to do us all a favor and kill each other off so maybe decent people can move in over there.
 
2014-08-01 02:02:12 PM  

Confabulat: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Seriously, fark them all.  I really don't even care who's right and who's wrong anymore

Yeah, I don't give a shiat about either one. They want to kill each other, have at it. It's no business of mine. Dumbasses need to do us all a favor and kill each other off so maybe decent people can move in over there.


Your post plus mine might just sum up the feelings of a lot of people under the age of 40, with regards the the mid-east "peace process" in general.

/or not, who knows
 
2014-08-01 02:12:25 PM  
From the river to the sea, biatches
 
2014-08-01 02:13:04 PM  
Try not to break a cease-fire on your way to the parking lot.
 
2014-08-01 02:13:36 PM  
sharknado was also more entertaining.  there's no excitement in a cease fire...
 
2014-08-01 02:14:17 PM  
Repeat, from a thread down the main page with a better headline.
 
2014-08-01 02:15:59 PM  
The governments involved both have no interest in ending hostilities. As long as they have an 'enemy' on the other side to scare the populace, they'll keep power, and that's all either side cares about. Neither gives half a shiat about civilians, Israeli or Palestinian.
 
2014-08-01 02:17:24 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Seriously, fark them all.  I really don't even care who's right and who's wrong anymore.  If the world at large was smart, they'd give them two final options:

1. Stop shooting, make a peace deal, give both sides a country, and farking live with it
2. Everyone walks away.  No more help, no more blank checks, nothing.  We'll just sit back and watch a modern day thunderdome play out.

The amount of time and money that the global community has dumped into the region is appalling, given the lack of results to show for it.


The leader from Hamas has continually stated a 2 state solution is not up for discussion. It is in their farking charter.
 
2014-08-01 02:17:27 PM  
Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.
 
2014-08-01 02:17:36 PM  
Subby, I think you inadvertently suggested the solution to this dilemma - use Obama's weather control machine to send in a Sharknado to Gaza and the surrounding areas. Let the sharks sort it allllll out.

/unless there is an Arab or Jewish Fin there, in which case that side will probably win
 
2014-08-01 02:18:04 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Seriously, fark them all.  I really don't even care who's right and who's wrong anymore.  If the world at large was smart, they'd give them two final options:

1. Stop shooting, make a peace deal, give both sides a country, and farking live with it
2. Everyone walks away.  No more help, no more blank checks, nothing.  We'll just sit back and watch a modern day thunderdome play out.

The amount of time and money that the global community has dumped into the region is appalling, given the lack of results to show for it.


Really, there it is.  And if it is option 1, then both sides recognizes the others sovereignty.  None of this "Ican'thearyouyou'renotarealcountrylalalalalalala!.  Two sovereign states, no naval blockades, no open air prisons, no rocket attacks, no settlers because fark you, none of it.
 
2014-08-01 02:18:46 PM  

pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.


well it's not really in the name of jebus.  they aren't really a big fan of that jebus fraud.
 
2014-08-01 02:19:06 PM  

pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.


Im an area defined by Muslims and Jews, you found a way to blame Christians. Just amazing.
 
2014-08-01 02:19:06 PM  

pippi longstocking: As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus


I don't think either the Jews or Arabs worry too much about Jesus.
 
2014-08-01 02:20:27 PM  

pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.


And given the cluelessness of your post, you need more education on the topic than a Fark poster is likely to contribute. It's called READING. Try it sometime.
 
2014-08-01 02:21:51 PM  
Are sharks kosher?
 
2014-08-01 02:22:05 PM  

Confabulat: pippi longstocking: As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus

I don't think either the Jews or Arabs worry too much about Jesus.


Well, Jesus IS a prophet in Islam, second only to Mohammed.
 
2014-08-01 02:22:33 PM  

Confabulat: pippi longstocking: As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus

I don't think either the Jews or Arabs worry too much about Jesus.


There are some Palestinian Christians, who are pretty well farked.
 
2014-08-01 02:22:52 PM  

MyRandomName: pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.

Im an area defined by Muslims and Jews, you found a way to blame Christians. Just amazing.


though to be fair some of america's support for israel is due to certain christian folks thinking israel needs to exist to bring about the return of jebus...

/also there are a lot of jews in america
 
2014-08-01 02:23:10 PM  

pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.


Its really pretty simple. Israel wants to live in peace, Hamas/Muslims want all jews dead. Hamas kills jews, Israel, shoots back.

repeat, add nauseam
 
2014-08-01 02:23:48 PM  

pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.


9/10, would bite again. Quick, to the point, and tickles all the right triggers.
 
2014-08-01 02:24:00 PM  

MyRandomName: pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.

Im an area defined by Muslims and Jews, you found a way to blame Christians. Just amazing.


You can argue the past until you're blue in the face on this one.  Here's the present situation.  One one side, you have a democratic Jewish country, Israel.  On the other side, you have Palestinians, who do not want Israel to exist nor for their to be Jews anywhere on that land.  They are Islamists, like Al Qaeda and ISIS, and employ similar terror tactics to further that goal.

legalinsurrection.com
 
2014-08-01 02:24:18 PM  

uncleacid: Are sharks kosher?


well if they don't mix with diary and are caught directly from the air with a net of non-mixed fibers on a tuesday or thursday they are, but otherwise no.
 
2014-08-01 02:25:36 PM  

Deofol: pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.

Its really pretty simple. Israel wants to live in peace, Hamas/Muslims want all jews dead. Hamas kills jews, Israel, shoots back.

repeat, add nauseam


And if people would stop confusing Hamas with the rest of Islam we could dispose of the bad guys without anyone complaining.
 
2014-08-01 02:26:12 PM  

Deofol: pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.

Its really pretty simple. Israel wants to live in peace, Hamas/Muslims want all jews dead. Hamas kills jews, Israel kills far more Palestinians than Palestinians kill Israelis..

repeat, add nauseam


FTFY. Also, you forgot 'Israel bulldozes Palestinian homes, Israel restricts the supplies of food and medicine to Palestinians, Israel uses white phosphorous on civilian populations' and so on.

Again, both sides are assholes, and NEITHER side (at least, government-wise) wants peace.
 
2014-08-01 02:26:33 PM  
What's the translation of- jihad- again???
 
2014-08-01 02:27:03 PM  

Deofol: Its really pretty simple. Israel wants to live in peace, Hamas/Muslims want all jews dead. Hamas kills jews, Israel, shoots back.


This is how it appears to the simple-minded.
 
2014-08-01 02:27:03 PM  
Its a godforsaken farked up stretch of desert nobody in their right minds would even want to live on. Their only farking hobby is war since it keeps their minds preoccupied and they dont have to think about the cruel fate that left them stranded in such a place. Death is a blessing to them. Let them fight. Thems what dies be the lucky ones
 
2014-08-01 02:27:49 PM  
*waiting for it, waiting for it*
 
2014-08-01 02:29:45 PM  

MyRandomName: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Seriously, fark them all.  I really don't even care who's right and who's wrong anymore.  If the world at large was smart, they'd give them two final options:

1. Stop shooting, make a peace deal, give both sides a country, and farking live with it
2. Everyone walks away.  No more help, no more blank checks, nothing.  We'll just sit back and watch a modern day thunderdome play out.

The amount of time and money that the global community has dumped into the region is appalling, given the lack of results to show for it.

The leader from Hamas has continually stated a 2 state solution is not up for discussion. It is in their farking charter.


Welp, in that case, I vote for option #2 being set as the new global system default.  XD
 
2014-08-01 02:32:35 PM  
FTFA - "If the clash in Rafah is corroborated, it would be a violation by Gaza militants of the cease-fire that had been in place, said Robert Serry, U.N. special coordinator for the Middle East peace process. The violation would be "condemned in the strongest terms," he said."

*rolls eyes*
 
2014-08-01 02:33:30 PM  
Assyrians, Babylonians, Hittites, Egyptians, Greeks, Persians, Romans, Crusaders, Mongols, Ottomans, British, Palestinians, and Israel. At what point in history has this ever been a peaceful and harmonious place to live?
 
2014-08-01 02:33:55 PM  

pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.


I like this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY
 
2014-08-01 02:35:53 PM  

MyRandomName: pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.

Im an area defined by Muslims and Jews, you found a way to blame Christians. Just amazing.


And the Caucasian Christian enters the ring!
 
2014-08-01 02:37:19 PM  
We need to send in Tara Reid.
 
2014-08-01 02:37:43 PM  
o.onionstatic.com
 
2014-08-01 02:38:56 PM  

Deofol: pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.

Its really pretty simple. Israel wants to live in peace*, Hamas/Muslims want all jews dead. Hamas kills jews, Israel, shoots back.

repeat, add nauseam


*Peace being defined as ethnically cleansing all Palestinians from their territory. A gradual process that involves collective punishment, illegal settlement buildings, an apartheid regime, and occasional "mowing the lawn" aka the episodic slaughter of a few thousand innocent civilians so to beat down the Palestinians desire for freedom.
 
2014-08-01 02:39:32 PM  
I want our $3 billion a year back.
 
2014-08-01 02:39:57 PM  

pippi longstocking: Can someone explain to me the conflict? As far as I understand it, it's a bunch of invaders taking land from people who were living in it for thousands of years all in the name of Jebus, and they think that they have the right to do whatever they want to those that think otherwise.


Yes and no. The invaders have been taking it from the locals since even before biblical (heard of the Canaanites?) in the name of YHWH, Phoenecian Gods, Zeus/Emperor, Catholic Jesus, Orthodox Jesus, Allah, Pan-Jesus Crusading, Ottoman Allah, Colonialism, Le Colonialisme, Refuge from Nazism, Arab Nationalism, and now we have the allmighty dollar (settlements) with religious zealots on both sides funded by deep-pocketed 3rd parties.

Does that cover the religious angle? I may have missed Sunni-Allah vs Shia-Allah, but you get the gist.
 
2014-08-01 02:40:09 PM  
Why not have a good old fashioned WAR? The winner gets what they want.
Kinda the way most of the countries on earth defined their borders at some point.
 
2014-08-01 02:40:57 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Seriously, fark them all.  I really don't even care who's right and who's wrong anymore.  If the world at large was smart, they'd give them two final options:

1. Stop shooting, make a peace deal, give both sides a country, and farking live with it
2. Everyone walks away.  No more help, no more blank checks, nothing.  We'll just sit back and watch a modern day thunderdome play out.

The amount of time and money that the global community has dumped into the region is appalling, given the lack of results to show for it.


i181.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-01 02:41:56 PM  

Someothermonkey: *Peace being defined as ethnically cleansing all Palestinians from their territory. A gradual process that involves collective punishment, illegal settlement buildings, an apartheid regime, and occasional "mowing the lawn" aka the episodic slaughter of a few thousand innocent civilians so to beat down the Palestinians desire for freedom.


The palestinians said they won't stop fighting till the last man is dead. Israel accepted the challenge. Let's see if this works out for either side.
 
2014-08-01 02:42:25 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I want our $3 billion a year back.


According to the last thread we get 74% of it back by law.  I don't know if that makes you feel better or not.
 
2014-08-01 02:43:00 PM  

Gunny Highway: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I want our $3 billion a year back.

According to the last thread we get 74% of it back by law.  I don't know if that makes you feel better or not.


Or CIA contractors do.
 
2014-08-01 02:44:11 PM  
Kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out.
 
2014-08-01 02:44:32 PM  

A Fark Handle: uncleacid: Are sharks kosher?

well if they don't mix with diary and are caught directly from the air with a net of non-mixed fibers on a tuesday or thursday they are, but otherwise no.


kosher fish must have scales, so no.
 
2014-08-01 02:47:38 PM  

Gunny Highway: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I want our $3 billion a year back.

According to the last thread we get 74% of it back by law.  I don't know if that makes you feel better or not.


What can you do with that much Matzo, though?  Shingle some roofs?
 
2014-08-01 02:47:38 PM  

Leopold Stotch: Assyrians, Babylonians, Hittites, Egyptians, Greeks, Persians, Romans, Crusaders, Mongols, Ottomans, British, Palestinians, and Israel. At what point in history has this ever been a peaceful and harmonious place to live?


It may have been okay before humans got there.
 
2014-08-01 02:48:43 PM  

patrick767: Leopold Stotch: Assyrians, Babylonians, Hittites, Egyptians, Greeks, Persians, Romans, Crusaders, Mongols, Ottomans, British, Palestinians, and Israel. At what point in history has this ever been a peaceful and harmonious place to live?

It may have been okay before humans got there.


www.rareresource.com

fark YOUR DINOGOD!
 
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