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2014-08-01 12:36:10 PM
Felfie... is that a selfie taken while felching?
 
2014-08-01 01:06:12 PM
Pelfie = Anthony Weiner campaign official publicity photo
 
2014-08-01 01:22:24 PM
I'm not going to read the article because it will possibly shatter my fantasy about Felfies being heat signature photos or video of flatulence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0wu-1OaFJ8
 
2014-08-01 01:58:57 PM

brap: I'm not going to read the article because it will possibly shatter my fantasy about Felfies being heat signature photos or video of flatulence.


i.ytimg.com

Smellfie?
 
2014-08-01 02:30:46 PM
I guess it's time for me to send someone a ballsie.
 
2014-08-01 02:32:52 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-01 03:36:12 PM
Submitted without comment.
img.izismile.com
 
2014-08-01 03:42:58 PM
Barfie
 
2014-08-01 03:45:43 PM

Brainsick: Barfie


Ralphie.
 
2014-08-01 03:46:11 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Submitted without comment.
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I'm not sure if that's a duckie or a snookie...
 
2014-08-01 03:46:20 PM
img.fark.net

This is a stupid term.
 
2014-08-01 03:46:40 PM
Doggie
 
2014-08-01 03:47:05 PM
Any Belfies? EIP. Taken a couple welfies in my day, or would it be delfies?
 
2014-08-01 03:47:35 PM

wikid one: Because People in power are Stupid: Submitted without comment.
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I'm not sure if that's a duckie or a snookie...


She looks like duckface elbowed her boob.
 
2014-08-01 03:47:40 PM
Photograph.
 
2014-08-01 03:48:30 PM
Junkie.
 
2014-08-01 03:49:35 PM
vagie

/EIP
 
2014-08-01 03:50:34 PM
Bahlomie
 
2014-08-01 03:51:02 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Photograph.


What's your favourite moving picture?
 
2014-08-01 03:51:22 PM

wikid one: Because People in power are Stupid: Submitted without comment.
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I'm not sure if that's a duckie or a snookie...


It's a dookie.
 
2014-08-01 03:53:00 PM

wikid one: I'm not sure if that's a duckie or a snookie...


Perhaps it's both.  A dookie.
 
2014-08-01 03:54:00 PM

Majick Thise: Pelfie = Anthony Weiner campaign official publicity photo





upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-01 03:54:15 PM

Majick Thise: Pelfie = Anthony Weiner campaign official publicity photo


I go to Craigslist for all the Pelfies.
 
2014-08-01 03:55:15 PM
From TFA:
Helfie: a selfie of the hair
Belfie: a selfie of the derrière
Welfie : a work-out selfie
Drelfie : a drunken selfie
Shelfie : a selfie of your bookshelf


narcissistie:  All the above.
 
2014-08-01 03:56:31 PM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-08-01 04:01:27 PM
Does this mean pairs of hot chicks will be submitting #rateourusie pics? That wouldn't make it so bad.
 
2014-08-01 04:01:37 PM
OK, I have a couple of issues with this whole farking greenlit article...

1. THERE ARE NONE OF THESE 'BELFIE' PICTURES IN TFA!

This is a major oversight and makes the article(and the thread) a colossal waste of resources.

2.These "selfies" have existed for decades, it's nothing new, you are seeing more because we have a way to share the pics, but they've been happening forever. Same with the goddam "usies". it's not "narcissism", it's farking people.Seriously, the next time 'The Week' offices are empty, someone should toss a few grenades in, it couldn't make the website any more of a suckhole. Seriously, you assholes think that this is a new phenomenon? You and the equally empty-headed "experts" you cite should feel bad.

All these "usies" are is someone not wanting to hand their farking phone or camera over to a stranger, the arm in the picture isn't some kind of status symbol, it's just what results from needing to hold the goddamn thing to take the farking picture.
 
2014-08-01 04:08:04 PM

Mikey1969: 2.These "selfies" have existed for decades, it's nothing new, you are seeing more because we have a way to share the pics, but they've been happening forever. Same with the goddam "usies". it's not "narcissism", it's farking people.Seriously, the next time 'The Week' offices are empty, someone should toss a few grenades in, it couldn't make the website any more of a suckhole. Seriously, you assholes think that this is a new phenomenon? You and the equally empty-headed "experts" you cite should feel bad.


It's as if the whole goddam world forgot about the entire existence of the Polaroid.
 
2014-08-01 04:09:24 PM
Why must everything have its own "name"? Do we specify poops now but what we last ate?
 
2014-08-01 04:11:42 PM

Killer Cars: Why must everything have its own "name"? Do we specify poops now but what we last ate?


Only if you had corn or peanuts. But I agree
 
2014-08-01 04:14:34 PM
They forgot Milfie
 
2014-08-01 04:15:18 PM

bearded clamorer: brap: I'm not going to read the article because it will possibly shatter my fantasy about Felfies being heat signature photos or video of flatulence.

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Smellfie?


winnner that made me giggle
 
2014-08-01 04:15:48 PM
I thought a belfie was a screenshot of a Horde paladin...
 
2014-08-01 04:15:59 PM

maxximillian: Killer Cars: Why must everything have its own "name"? Do we specify poops now but what we last ate?

Only if you had corn or peanuts bookmarks. But I agree

FTFY

foxyshadis:
It's as if the whole goddam world forgot about the entire existence of the Polaroid.


Well, that WAS back in the "olden days". Did they even HAVE written language way back then?
 
2014-08-01 04:17:11 PM

Odoriferous Queef: From TFA:
Helfie: a selfie of the hair
Belfie: a selfie of the derrière
Welfie : a work-out selfie
Drelfie : a drunken selfie
Shelfie : a selfie of your bookshelf

narcissistie:  All the above.


A Redwood: A selfie of my John Thomas
 
2014-08-01 04:17:29 PM
www.ocspecialedattorney.com
 
2014-08-01 04:20:43 PM

Mikey1969: OK, I have a couple of issues with this whole farking greenlit article...

1. THERE ARE NONE OF THESE 'BELFIE' PICTURES IN TFA!

This is a major oversight and makes the article(and the thread) a colossal waste of resources.

2.These "selfies" have existed for decades, it's nothing new, you are seeing more because we have a way to share the pics, but they've been happening forever. Same with the goddam "usies". it's not "narcissism", it's farking people.Seriously, the next time 'The Week' offices are empty, someone should toss a few grenades in, it couldn't make the website any more of a suckhole. Seriously, you assholes think that this is a new phenomenon? You and the equally empty-headed "experts" you cite should feel bad.

All these "usies" are is someone not wanting to hand their farking phone or camera over to a stranger, the arm in the picture isn't some kind of status symbol, it's just what results from needing to hold the goddamn thing to take the farking picture.


Selfies existed in the sense of "take my picture of me next to this ______." Most selfies these days could taken anywhere since all you see is the face.
 
2014-08-01 04:21:03 PM

Odoriferous Queef: From TFA:
Helfie: a selfie of the hair
Belfie: a selfie of the derrière
Welfie : a work-out selfie
Drelfie : a drunken selfie
Shelfie : a selfie of your bookshelf

narcissistie:  All the above.


I would think a welfie would be a wiener pic.
 
2014-08-01 04:21:59 PM
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

Roxie
 
2014-08-01 04:22:13 PM
Yugo - 2 door POS
Wego - 4 door POS
Nogo - Yugo going uphill

Old jokes are old
 
2014-08-01 04:22:31 PM
How about jsut calling them pictures. FFS its not like they are landscapes or something.
 
2014-08-01 04:28:58 PM
So what you're saying, is that goatse started this trend.
 
2014-08-01 04:38:06 PM
Shelfie : a selfie of your bookshelf

A picture of a bookshelf is just that. A PICTURE OF A FARKING BOOKSHELF!

/Who do I stab for this?
 
2014-08-01 04:44:44 PM

labman: So what you're saying, is that goatse started this trend.


Oooh, I love that Somebody That I Used To Know song of his.
 
2014-08-01 04:45:41 PM
Farkie.

Picture of feet sticking the air, while beer bottles are strewn all over the floor in the background.

Because lets face it. No Farker would be sober or awake while doing one.
 
2014-08-01 04:46:22 PM
I'm pretty sure it's a grelfie, not an usie. Group Selife... I know, it's dumb but it's easier to say.
 
2014-08-01 04:47:58 PM

Tobin_Lam: Mikey1969: OK, I have a couple of issues with this whole farking greenlit article...

1. THERE ARE NONE OF THESE 'BELFIE' PICTURES IN TFA!

This is a major oversight and makes the article(and the thread) a colossal waste of resources.

2.These "selfies" have existed for decades, it's nothing new, you are seeing more because we have a way to share the pics, but they've been happening forever. Same with the goddam "usies". it's not "narcissism", it's farking people.Seriously, the next time 'The Week' offices are empty, someone should toss a few grenades in, it couldn't make the website any more of a suckhole. Seriously, you assholes think that this is a new phenomenon? You and the equally empty-headed "experts" you cite should feel bad.

All these "usies" are is someone not wanting to hand their farking phone or camera over to a stranger, the arm in the picture isn't some kind of status symbol, it's just what results from needing to hold the goddamn thing to take the farking picture.

Selfies existed in the sense of "take my picture of me next to this ______." Most selfies these days could taken anywhere since all you see is the face.


A: 'Take my picture of me next to this' implies that you're asking someone to take the picture for you, which makes it just a picture of you next to something, not a "selfie" by the term used in TFA.

B: Selfies by that definition have still existed for as long as I said.

C: Doing a simple GIS for "selfie" produces results that show far more than 'just the face'. In reality, none at all show "just" the face.

Selfies aren't new, and they aren't some kind of new take on something old, they are exactly what they were before people started freaking out about them.
 
2014-08-01 04:49:20 PM
Shelfie : a selfie of your bookshelf

4.bp.blogspot.com
//hot and um rather large....
 
2014-08-01 04:59:09 PM
Someone should take a selfie of themselves reading this thread, and post it.

That would be epic!

//Ain't gonna be me...
 
2014-08-01 05:14:08 PM
 
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