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(Right Wing Watch)   Are "homosexuals merely commie pawns" in an effort to destroy America? We're just asking   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 136
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2014-08-01 12:44:11 PM  
Is it 1950s day or something?
 
2014-08-01 12:53:48 PM  
Yes.  How did you know!?
 
2014-08-01 12:55:53 PM  

www.american-buddha.com


"You want to know what I think?

 
2014-08-01 12:59:34 PM  
No, you silly people.
 
2014-08-01 01:01:38 PM  
As per number 26 of the 45 declared goals for the Communist Takeover of America (don't blame me - I didn't make these up) a strategic, targeted area of cultural infiltration would include the presentation of homosexuality as "normal, natural, healthy."

Is this like the Protocol of the Elders of Zion, only for Commies?  In that I've only been able to find any copy of it on right-wingnut sites and not anywhere else, ever?
 
2014-08-01 01:26:21 PM  
Goddammit, they figured it out.

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD
 
2014-08-01 01:38:43 PM  

imapirate: Goddammit, they figured it out.

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD


Yeah - you guys failed because you didn't include the lesbians.  Think it through next time.
 
2014-08-01 01:40:51 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: As per number 26 of the 45 declared goals for the Communist Takeover of America (don't blame me - I didn't make these up) a strategic, targeted area of cultural infiltration would include the presentation of homosexuality as "normal, natural, healthy."

Is this like the Protocol of the Elders of Zion, only for Commies? In that I've only been able to find any copy of it on right-wingnut sites and not anywhere else, ever?


LOOK, this author already made it clear that no blame can fall on him as he did not make it up. Are you suggesting that someone else may have? Because this guy, who doesn't make things up, would never quote made up things. The mere suggestion is preposterous.
 
2014-08-01 01:45:09 PM  
You know, between all the circuit parties, recruiting at the local high schools and all the endless mimosa brunches, I *barely* have time to fulfill my mission of destroying America!
 
2014-08-01 01:47:35 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: imapirate: Goddammit, they figured it out.

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

Yeah - you guys failed because you didn't include the lesbians.  Think it through next time.


But... lesbians are cool.

img.fark.net
See how cool they are?
 
2014-08-01 01:47:51 PM  
Pawns? More like:
www.math.cornell.edu
Am I right? Get it? Helllooooo?
.
.
.
I'll just show myself out.
 
2014-08-01 01:49:48 PM  

vernonFL: You know, between all the circuit parties, recruiting at the local high schools and all the endless mimosa brunches, I *barely* have time to fulfill my mission of destroying America!


Can't you multitask better?

I mean, c'mon...  if you can take a dick, you can take down America!
 
2014-08-01 01:50:49 PM  
Who has hurt America more in the past decade - Republicans or homosexuals?
 
2014-08-01 01:52:07 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Who has hurt America more in the past decade - Republicans or homosexuals?


Republicans are definitely responsible for more butthurt.
 
2014-08-01 01:53:26 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Who has hurt America more in the past decade - Republicans or homosexuals?


Can't always make the distinction, what with so many Republicans going tap tap tap under the bathroom stall.  Not that seeking gay sex from strangers makes them gay at all.
 
2014-08-01 01:59:48 PM  
The gay agenda texted me earlier this week and mentioned that their the insidious plan this week was to double date with me and the girlfriend to see guardians of the galaxy. That's what we call our gay friends BTW...the gay agenda. They think its hilarious.
 
2014-08-01 02:21:47 PM  
Homo only pawn in game of life.
 
2014-08-01 02:40:34 PM  

rikdanger: Pawns? More like:
[www.math.cornell.edu image 400x423]
Am I right? Get it? Helllooooo?
.



AAAAA+ Funny, would read again
 
2014-08-01 02:45:39 PM  

serpent_sky: Not that seeking gay sex from strangers makes them gay at all.


Of course not
 
2014-08-01 03:22:57 PM  
Pawns? Wouldn't they be queens?

sorry
 
2014-08-01 03:23:05 PM  
Commies? Wow, how retro...
 
2014-08-01 03:24:18 PM  

rikdanger: Pawns? More like:
[www.math.cornell.edu image 400x423]
Am I right? Get it? Helllooooo?
.
.
.
I'll just show myself out.


Darn it, I did a ctrl-f for "queen" before I posted, and it didn't even show your picture. Lousy browser!
 
2014-08-01 03:24:25 PM  
I guess this portends the definition of "rhetorical"??
 
2014-08-01 03:27:03 PM  
www.dissentmagazine.org
 
2014-08-01 03:27:56 PM  

real_headhoncho: Benevolent Misanthrope: imapirate: Goddammit, they figured it out.

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

Yeah - you guys failed because you didn't include the lesbians.  Think it through next time.

But... lesbians are cool.

[img.fark.net image 850x568]
See how cool they are?


I don't know...they look a little hot...

Have them jump in that pool and send us another photo.

/So, what's this thread about anyway?
 
2014-08-01 03:27:59 PM  

rikdanger: Pawns? More like:
[www.math.cornell.edu image 400x423]
Am I right? Get it? Helllooooo?
.
.
.
I'll just show myself out.


Aaaaaand we're done here. Nice.
 
2014-08-01 03:28:11 PM  
I disagree with the fundamental idea that people aren't smart enough to know when they're being played. Either they're willing participants or you're an asshole
 
2014-08-01 03:28:29 PM  
If I were trying to take down America, I would convince a privileged class that they are under constant threat from the Other and undeserving minorities. I would convince them that their entitlement is divine right and gradually mutate the teachings they believe until it no longer resembles the underlying teachings, making it possible to twist it for my own ends.
 
2014-08-01 03:29:14 PM  
"Are "homosexuals merely commie pawns" in an effort to destroy America? We're just asking"

*reads TFA, then clears throat*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A HAHA....*breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2014-08-01 03:29:44 PM  
Hey, you have to admit...Marx is playing an incredible long game here.
 
2014-08-01 03:29:50 PM  
According to the loud and obnoxious half-hour rant by a retired Colonel that took place in my office a few months ago, yes, homosexuals and specifically gay marriage is the direct cause of our ailing economy.

He wasn't kidding either.
 
2014-08-01 03:29:51 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: /So, what's this thread about anyway?


i181.photobucket.com

/Near as I can figure anyways.
 
2014-08-01 03:29:59 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-01 03:30:04 PM  
What does this say about the cast of Pawn Stars?
 
2014-08-01 03:31:48 PM  
Jaden Smith First of His Name:

If I were trying to take down America, I would convince a privileged class that they are under constant threat from the Other and undeserving minorities. I would convince them that their entitlement is divine right and gradually mutate the teachings they believe until it no longer resembles the underlying teachings, making it possible to twist it for my own ends.

Sounds like class warfare where the browns are winning.

Anti-American.
 
2014-08-01 03:32:18 PM  

Bermuda59: What does this say about the cast of Pawn Stars?


They are a wretched hive of villainy and scum. Making them gay at least gives them an endearing quality.
 
2014-08-01 03:32:37 PM  
Christ on a Cracker! I can't keep up! I thought the reason we were having killer storms and flooding was because of the gays..now it's suggested they're commie infiltrators bent on destroying America..."just suppose". What next. Just waiting for the asteroid anymore.
 
2014-08-01 03:33:27 PM  

vernonFL: You know, between all the circuit parties, recruiting at the local high schools and all the endless mimosa brunches, I *barely* have time to fulfill my mission of destroying America!


You better work!

richglare.com
 
2014-08-01 03:33:48 PM  

edmo: Is it 1950s day or something?


Exactly. This is straight out of the John Birch handbook

Anything that threatens our idea of 'traditional American values' is a commie conspiracy to 'weaken' America

They had same idea about Civil Rights Act

It's not that we are Neanderthals, it's a conspiracy
 
2014-08-01 03:35:05 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Johnathan Pollard. Not a homosexual. Received a life sentence for spying for Israel.

upload.wikimedia.org

Robert Hanssen. Not a homosexual. One of the most productive USSR spies

I could go on but in general homosexuality isn't such a big deal in recruiting spies. It's cash and buxom women with cameras.
 
2014-08-01 03:35:11 PM  
I dunno man. The derposphere is a highly competitive place these days. You really can't just bring your tired old clichés anymore when it comes to saying widly stupid things for attention, you really have to stand out and be more creative.

I mean, come on man, you're competing with Death Panels and legitimate rape here, the ol' "Red scare" tactics just isn't going to cut it with your modern day, erudite derpoisseur.
 
2014-08-01 03:36:17 PM  
Let's just say you're right. There is a god and it's a man and he thinks homosexuals are icky and will burn in hell. Also people who engage in extramarital sex are forever unclean and will burn in hell. Also people who mix races, drink alcohol, take drugs, eat shellfish, eat cheeseburgers, people who don't believe subjugation of the masses for the benefit of a lucky few and dance in public. Let's say that all of this is true.

People don't agree with you and will live contrary to some or all of your ideals.

Now the question: WTF do you care? As long as nobody is trying to penetrate your anus it's none of your business.

Look at it this way - If you cure the gheys and they go to heaven, then when you go to heaven (of course YOU'RE going to heaven) you'll be up to your anus in queers.
 
2014-08-01 03:37:12 PM  
quatchi:

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: /So, what's this thread about anyway?

i181.photobucket.com

/Near as I can figure anyways.


Do go on. 'cept last time someone went on about that a Furry got uncloseted. Which was fun, but probably nothing anyone but another Furry was looking for.
 
2014-08-01 03:37:16 PM  
If the fun I had at Pride this year is any indication, I welcome our glorious secret gay commie overlords.  All Hail Lord Takei.
 
2014-08-01 03:37:39 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: As per number 26 of the 45 declared goals for the Communist Takeover of America (don't blame me - I didn't make these up) a strategic, targeted area of cultural infiltration would include the presentation of homosexuality as "normal, natural, healthy."

Is this like the Protocol of the Elders of Zion, only for Commies?  In that I've only been able to find any copy of it on right-wingnut sites and not anywhere else, ever?


No.  But it wasn't a list created by a Commie; it was a list created by this Wingnut and published in his Wingnut Manifesto:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Naked-Communist-Series-Volume/dp/148267789 X
 
2014-08-01 03:37:53 PM  
What commies is he talking about?  The Cubans?  The Chinese?  The North Koreans?  The Vietnames?  Laos?
 
2014-08-01 03:38:50 PM  

bifford: What commies is he talking about?  The Cubans?  The Chinese?  The North Koreans?  The Vietnames?  Laos?


Jesus and people like that
 
2014-08-01 03:41:26 PM  

bifford: What commies is he talking about?  The Cubans?  The Chinese?  The North Koreans?  The Vietnames?  Laos?



x3.cdn03.imgwykop.pl
 
2014-08-01 03:41:40 PM  
Having been born during the latter part of the Reagan administration I will never understand folks who are so scared to death of communist infiltrators. I know enough to dislike or even despise Communism for a variety of reasons... it's not that I like it... I just can't fathom why people are so scared of it. Why is everything a communist plot? When I tell someone I think global warming is real, why am I accused of being a commie lib?

Is this something that will eventually die out as folks who came of age during the Red Scare die off?

// I do, however, appreciate the ignorant irony of being called a fascist commie.
 
2014-08-01 03:42:21 PM  
I could go for some buttered prawns
 
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