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(Mirror.co.uk)   You've heard about the Human Barbie, now here's the human Ken who spent $50,000 on plastic surgery to look like his favorite toy (w/ creepy pics that will haunt your dreams)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 96
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2014-08-01 10:53:12 AM  
Did he, uh, go full Ken? You know, get chopped?
 
2014-08-01 11:02:01 AM  
FAIL.  Chin too pointed, face too long,eyebrows too bushy, lips too puffy...  he wants to be Barbie, not Ken.
 
2014-08-01 11:20:01 AM  
He's looking for a girlfriend?
 
2014-08-01 11:21:54 AM  

naughtyrev: Did he, uh, go full Ken? You know, get chopped?


Yeah, he's not Ken without the "Ken bump".
 
2014-08-01 12:36:03 PM  

naughtyrev: Did he, uh, go full Ken? You know, get chopped?


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Enquiring minds want to know just how invested this guy is willing to get in his goal.
 
2014-08-01 12:36:24 PM  
Huh. I did not know that Ken was gay.
 
2014-08-01 12:37:59 PM  
"I think I'm 90 per cent of what I want to be. I intend to do more surgeries, but do not know what."


Sew your toes together, get a mulva, and remove your circulatory and nervous system.  That should cover that confounding 10%, right?
 
2014-08-01 12:38:16 PM  

LesserEvil: naughtyrev: Did he, uh, go full Ken? You know, get chopped?


Enquiring minds want to know just how invested this guy is willing to get in his goal.


Ken may indeed have genitals, but the guy in TFA will need to have underwear made of his skin grafted on.
 
2014-08-01 12:38:41 PM  
Can someone check this thing?  My gaydar should top out at ten

www.chicagonow.com
 
2014-08-01 12:38:46 PM  

mikaloyd: Huh. I did not know that Ken was gay.


The Corvette, popped collar, and pastel cardigan wrapped around the neck didn't tip you off?
 
2014-08-01 12:38:58 PM  

Barfmaker: naughtyrev: Did he, uh, go full Ken? You know, get chopped?

Yeah, he's not Ken without the "Ken bump".


He probably already looks like that down there.  The rest of the surgery is just to match a lack of any genitalia.
 
2014-08-01 12:39:07 PM  
Dude. Seriously.
 
2014-08-01 12:39:27 PM  

JoieD'Zen: He's looking for a girlfriend?


distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com


www.foundmyself.com
 
2014-08-01 12:40:30 PM  
Me I'd skip most of the plastic surgeries and go for the important stuff, Kung Fu Grip.  If I'm going to be an action figure I want working parts.

/second choice is Stretch Armstrong.
 
2014-08-01 12:40:43 PM  

thamike: mikaloyd: Huh. I did not know that Ken was gay.

The Corvette, popped collar, and pastel cardigan wrapped around the neck didn't tip you off?


I thought he was a yuppie
 
2014-08-01 12:40:45 PM  

CruJones: Can someone check this thing?  My gaydar should top out at ten

[www.chicagonow.com image 503x283]


I wouldn't say "gay" as much as "self-obsessed." He literally only cares about himself. Like Morrissey.
 
2014-08-01 12:42:05 PM  
He's pretty.
 
2014-08-01 12:42:22 PM  
Looks more like Barbie.
 
2014-08-01 12:42:55 PM  
Looks like just another sweet transsexual transvestite to me.
 
2014-08-01 12:42:58 PM  

JoieD'Zen: He's looking for a girlfriend?


He's found his soulmate in the mirror. What's he need with another living being?
 
2014-08-01 12:44:35 PM  
He farking looks like Zoolander.
 
2014-08-01 12:44:38 PM  

mikaloyd: thamike: mikaloyd: Huh. I did not know that Ken was gay.

The Corvette, popped collar, and pastel cardigan wrapped around the neck didn't tip you off?

I thought he was a yuppie


And the difference is...what, exactly?
 
2014-08-01 12:44:40 PM  

mikaloyd: thamike: mikaloyd: Huh. I did not know that Ken was gay.

The Corvette, popped collar, and pastel cardigan wrapped around the neck didn't tip you off?

I thought he was a yuppie


Why not both?
 
2014-08-01 12:45:37 PM  

naughtyrev: Did he, uh, go full Ken? You know, get chopped?


www.themarysue.com

knows a guy that can help him with that.
 
2014-08-01 12:45:58 PM  

mikaloyd: JoieD'Zen: He's looking for a girlfriend?


Kinda reminds me of the lead actor in Danger Diabolik.

/is he nullo?
 
2014-08-01 12:46:30 PM  
Kill it with fire.jpg
 
2014-08-01 12:47:21 PM  
www3.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2014-08-01 12:48:32 PM  
Ken seriously? when you have all of GI Joe to pick from?
 
2014-08-01 12:49:33 PM  

theknuckler_33: He farking looks like Zoolander.


I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
 
2014-08-01 12:49:43 PM  
Some redheaded stepbrother gonna pull his head off and feed it to the dog?
 
2014-08-01 12:50:33 PM  
What was the name of Barbie's friend? The slutty one. Skipper? Yeah, that was it; Skipper. My GI Joe raped the shiat out of my sister's Skipper. Then he blew her up with an M80. It was a 'friendly fire' incident...
 
2014-08-01 12:50:39 PM  
That video made me dizzy.
 
2014-08-01 12:53:33 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What was the name of Barbie's friend? The slutty one. Skipper? Yeah, that was it; Skipper. My GI Joe raped the shiat out of my sister's Skipper. Then he blew her up with an M80. It was a 'friendly fire' incident...


You have issues.
 
2014-08-01 12:54:16 PM  
Are those eyes for real?
 
2014-08-01 12:54:45 PM  

theknuckler_33: He farking looks like Zoolander.


That's exactly my first though, but then I realized that he makes Zoolander look very very very very smart.
 
2014-08-01 12:55:18 PM  
Also, it looks like he plastered on the lipstick and foundation makeup with a trowel.
 
2014-08-01 12:57:56 PM  
Gross and/or ick.
 
2014-08-01 12:58:11 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What was the name of Barbie's friend? The slutty one. Skipper? Yeah, that was it; Skipper. My GI Joe raped the shiat out of my sister's Skipper. Then he blew her up with an M80. It was a 'friendly fire' incident...


media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-01 12:58:47 PM  
My name is Ken, so I'm getting a kick, bla bla bla...

In other news...  This again?  Or is this a different one?

In other other news...  How can anyone afford to mutilate themselves like that?  Who is the asshole that actually agrees to perform the surgeries?!
 
2014-08-01 12:58:56 PM  
 
2014-08-01 01:02:26 PM  
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$50K seems a bit steep to make yourself look like one of these guys.  Plastic hair can be had for what, $10?
 
2014-08-01 01:02:45 PM  
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2014-08-01 01:05:31 PM  

naughtyrev: Did he, uh, go full Ken? You know, get chopped?


i.cdn.turner.com

"I don't know what's going on, this never really happens to me"
 'Not having a penis never happens to you?'
 
2014-08-01 01:07:23 PM  
Wasn't there another real-life Ken who did meet up with real-life Barbie?  It went about as well as you'd expect having two delusional, self-absorbed attention whores in one room.
 
2014-08-01 01:07:59 PM  
Human Ken?  You mean Michael Landsberg, the reason I'm afraid to watch sports around here, in case he's on?
 
2014-08-01 01:08:43 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Ken may indeed have genitals, but the guy in TFA will need to have underwear made of his skin grafted on.


Painting (using white plastic for) that embedded jock strap (see LesserEvil's image) would have cut into Kenner's profits, so they just decided to scar little girls instead. Forever.
 
2014-08-01 01:11:55 PM  
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This guy sees your Ken doll and raises you a full frontal Ken doll.
 
2014-08-01 01:17:08 PM  
Looks more like Gary from Team America
 
2014-08-01 01:19:11 PM  

Cheron: Me I'd skip most of the plastic surgeries and go for the important stuff, Kung Fu Grip.  If I'm going to be an action figure I want working parts.

/second choice is Stretch Armstrong.


Dress & Play Elvis with Kung Fu Grip. Tis the only way to fly, bro.
 
2014-08-01 01:20:05 PM  
He identifies as Ken. Who are you to judge him?
 
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