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(Little Green Footballs)   I am shocked--SHOCKED--that President Obama would have a Katy Perry concert for Special Olympics athletes while my boss Ted Cruz is single-handedly ruining the border bill   (littlegreenfootballs.com) divider line 53
    More: Dumbass, Katy Perry, White House Katy, Special Olympics, White House, Amanda Carpenter  
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2014-08-01 11:39:28 AM  
Thinking back this week on things Cruz has worked on: Israel, border crisis, Internet taxes, NSA, FAA. Iran. Not holding Katy Perry concerts

If by "worked on" the Cruz shill lady meant "worked on preventing getting anything done on" she'd be correct.
 
2014-08-01 11:46:35 AM  
Imagine what a horrible person you would have to be to be the spokesperson for Ted Cruz.

Its a frightening and sobering thought.
 
2014-08-01 11:51:25 AM  
She's only slightly more stupid than Ted Cruz.
 
2014-08-01 11:55:00 AM  

dr_blasto: She's only slightly more stupid than Ted Cruz.


That's only because he sets the bar sub-Creationist low.
 
2014-08-01 11:59:45 AM  
Cut him some slack, Obama had to choose between dealing with a bunch of high profile retards and attending a Katy Perry concert.
 
2014-08-01 12:38:43 PM  
As a Texan who has to live with this asshole as my elected Senator for the next few years, I have to say that the utter contempt I have for Ted Cruz as a politician and a human being has passed by my similar feelings for Rick Perry by miles.

Seriously, this guy is one of the biggest threats ever to our fading republic.
 
2014-08-01 12:55:30 PM  
I thought Ted Cruz would be at the Special Olympics as a participant.
 
2014-08-01 01:11:10 PM  

tnpir: As a Texan who has to live with this asshole as my elected Senator for the next few years, I have to say that the utter contempt I have for Ted Cruz as a politician and a human being has passed by my similar feelings for Rick Perry by miles.

Seriously, this guy is one of the biggest threats ever to our fading republic.


He's like our Joseph McCarthy, in that he's gotten to power by pandering to the absolute worst elements of their contemporary political climate, and they don't give a shiat who they hurt in the pursuit of that power.
 
2014-08-01 01:23:32 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-01 02:17:00 PM  
People who say "optics" in earnest need to be kicked in the groin.
 
2014-08-01 02:17:39 PM  
dear president bababa,
 
2014-08-01 02:19:36 PM  

ManateeGag: I thought Ted Cruz would be at the Special Olympics as a participant.


That is why she backed off when she found out it was an event for her boss.
 
2014-08-01 02:20:33 PM  

Jackson Herring: dear president bababa,


Why did this make me laugh so much.
 
2014-08-01 02:24:16 PM  
Little Green Footballs link?

                   s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-08-01 02:25:01 PM  
There was one sentence in there that wasn't generated by someone else. If there were any less new content, it would be this comment.
 
2014-08-01 02:35:16 PM  
Them titties ain't retarded.
 
2014-08-01 02:38:16 PM  

bdub77: Cut him some slack, Obama had to choose between dealing with a bunch of high profile retards and attending a Katy Perry concert.


Let's see what I'd do...

media.salon.com

www.camloot.com

I'm sorry, I Elmo can't think why this would Elmo be a tough decision to Elmo.

/Elmo.
 
2014-08-01 02:39:38 PM  
If you had to choose between watching performance art with a bunch of retards flinging poop or attend a Katy Perry concert with special olympians what would you do.
 
2014-08-01 02:40:32 PM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 297x525]


+100.  Outstanding.
 
2014-08-01 02:41:42 PM  

Jackpot777: bdub77: Cut him some slack, Obama had to choose between dealing with a bunch of high profile retards and attending a Katy Perry concert.

Let's see what I'd do...

[media.salon.com image 750x500]

[www.camloot.com image 530x456]

I'm sorry, I Elmo can't think why this would Elmo be a tough decision to Elmo.

/Elmo.


Katy Perry: tits and ass.  Congress: just asses.

Yeah, not a hard choice at all.
 
2014-08-01 02:48:50 PM  

Mrs.Sharpier: Jackson Herring: dear president bababa,

Why did this make me laugh so much.


because you are a person of good taste
 
2014-08-01 02:49:03 PM  

Jackpot777: bdub77: Cut him some slack, Obama had to choose between dealing with a bunch of high profile retards and attending a Katy Perry concert.

Let's see what I'd do...

[media.salon.com image 750x500]

[www.camloot.com image 530x456]

I'm sorry, I Elmo can't think why this would Elmo be a tough decision to Elmo.

/Elmo.


Oh...what I'd give to have the chance to give that girl the 30 most disappointing seconds of her life...
 
2014-08-01 03:04:29 PM  
So at some point in time, this spokeswoman for Ted Cruz actually thought that the President was hosting a Katy Perry concert for himself.

She actually thought this. She would not have tried to be snarky about it unless she did.

This is your GOP, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2014-08-01 03:07:23 PM  
What makes them so "special" exactly, and how much of our taxpayer money had to go toward these Olympics? You people can hate all you want, but Cruz is an American Patriot who's looking out for ALL of our children, not some Obama-selected group of "special" ones.
 
2014-08-01 03:09:33 PM  

PapaChester: So at some point in time, this spokeswoman for Ted Cruz actually thought that the President was hosting a Katy Perry concert for himself.

She actually thought this. She would not have tried to be snarky about it unless she did.

This is your GOP, ladies and gentlemen.


In fairness, the idea that Obama was hosting a Katy Perry concert for himself (and presumably on the taxpayers' dime) fits in perfectly with the Obama that exists in her head.  The Obama that exists in the collective minds of most Republicans is a pretty awful person.  I mean, he's not real, but he is awful.
 
2014-08-01 03:10:09 PM  

PapaChester: So at some point in time, this spokeswoman for Ted Cruz actually thought that the President was hosting a Katy Perry concert for himself.

She actually thought this. She would not have tried to be snarky about it unless she did.

This is your GOP, ladies and gentlemen.


She is a spokesperson for Ted Cruz. Sanity/intelligence/self-respect never entered the picture.
 
2014-08-01 03:12:01 PM  

Jackpot777: I'm sorry, I Elmo can't think why this would Elmo be a tough decision to Elmo.

/Elmo.


img.fark.net

the gif version is better...
 
2014-08-01 03:18:30 PM  

FlashHarry: Jackpot777: I'm sorry, I Elmo can't think why this would Elmo be a tough decision to Elmo.

/Elmo.

[img.fark.net image 450x253]

the gif version is better...


...aaaaaaaaaaand I'll be in my bunk...
 
2014-08-01 03:32:36 PM  
What's she getting so worked up about?  The event is to help her cause out.
 
2014-08-01 03:33:12 PM  

FnkyTwn: What makes them so "special" exactly, and how much of our taxpayer money had to go toward these Olympics? You people can hate all you want, but Cruz is an American Patriot who's looking out for ALL of our children, not some Obama-selected group of "special" ones.


I don't think he's looking out for the gay children.
 
2014-08-01 03:35:30 PM  

tnpir: FlashHarry: Jackpot777: I'm sorry, I Elmo can't think why this would Elmo be a tough decision to Elmo.

/Elmo.

[img.fark.net image 450x253]

the gif version is better...

...aaaaaaaaaaand I'll be in my bunk...


I'll be right here. I don't have bunk internet.

memearchive.net
 
2014-08-01 03:41:21 PM  

Jackpot777: tnpir: FlashHarry: Jackpot777: I'm sorry, I Elmo can't think why this would Elmo be a tough decision to Elmo.

/Elmo.

[img.fark.net image 450x253]

the gif version is better...

...aaaaaaaaaaand I'll be in my bunk...

I'll be right here. I don't have bunk internet.

[memearchive.net image 320x240]


This picture has always puzzled me.

How did Daffy get Darkwing's hat?
 
2014-08-01 03:41:35 PM  

FnkyTwn: What makes them so "special" exactly, and how much of our taxpayer money had to go toward these Olympics? You people can hate all you want, but Cruz is an Cuban Canadian American Patriot who's looking out for ALL of our children, not some Obama-selected group of "special" ones.

 
2014-08-01 03:50:43 PM  
a different angle this time:

img.fark.net
 
MFK
2014-08-01 03:54:46 PM  
PapaChester: So at some point in time, this spokeswoman for Ted Cruz actually thought that the President was hosting a Katy Perry concert for himself.

She actually thought this. She would not have tried to be snarky about it unless she did.

This is your GOP, ladies and gentlemen.


This totally nails it, btw.
 
2014-08-01 03:56:09 PM  
One is in the grandstand with tards, the other is a tard that grandstands.
 
2014-08-01 04:00:02 PM  

exparrot: One is in the grandstand with tards, the other is a tard that grandstands.


Well, that's the thread winner. Time to sweep the loose papers from the floor, turn out the lights, and go home. Because it's not going to get any better than this.
 
2014-08-01 04:13:02 PM  

cmunic8r99: dr_blasto: She's only slightly more stupid than Ted Cruz.

That's only because he sets the bar sub-Creationist low.


Is he a creationist.  I can't remember hearing him say one way or another... but I'm sure he'd jump on creationism if he had to choose, because Jesus and such as.

Jaden Smith First of His Name: People who say "optics" in earnest need to be kicked in the groin.


Yeah, did 'optics' just spring up in the last couple of weeks?  Is Rand Paul going to have to create a whole new Board of Declaring Rand Paul Legit to deal with these new 'optics'?
 
2014-08-01 04:27:02 PM  

Aquapope: cmunic8r99: dr_blasto: She's only slightly more stupid than Ted Cruz.

That's only because he sets the bar sub-Creationist low.

Is he a creationist.  I can't remember hearing him say one way or another... but I'm sure he'd jump on creationism if he had to choose, because Jesus and such as.

Jaden Smith First of His Name: People who say "optics" in earnest need to be kicked in the groin.

Yeah, did 'optics' just spring up in the last couple of weeks?  Is Rand Paul going to have to create a whole new Board of Declaring Rand Paul Legit to deal with these new 'optics'?


I have no idea if he is or not. I was referencing this:

photos1.blogger.com
 
2014-08-01 04:29:35 PM  

FlashHarry: a different angle this time:


I've been on fark for many years now. This thread alone has earned you my first ever "favorite" rating for another person. Well done and thank you sir.
 
2014-08-01 05:30:22 PM  

Aquapope: cmunic8r99: dr_blasto: She's only slightly more stupid than Ted Cruz.

That's only because he sets the bar sub-Creationist low.

Is he a creationist.  I can't remember hearing him say one way or another... but I'm sure he'd jump on creationism if he had to choose, because Jesus and such as.

Jaden Smith First of His Name: People who say "optics" in earnest need to be kicked in the groin.

Yeah, did 'optics' just spring up in the last couple of weeks?  Is Rand Paul going to have to create a whole new Board of Declaring Rand Paul Legit to deal with these new 'optics'?


It's been around for a while. I've used it in exactly the same way at work when I was giving employee feedback and wanted to shove as many corporate buzzwords into my feedback as possible as a joke.

/did that with my LinkedIn profile, too.
//my boss thought it was hilarious
///she also liked my feedback haikus and limericks
 
2014-08-01 05:39:17 PM  

FlyinS: FlashHarry: a different angle this time:

I've been on fark for many years now. This thread alone has earned you my first ever "favorite" rating for another person. Well done and thank you sir.



glad to oblige.

here's a bonus:

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-01 05:48:02 PM  

PapaChester: So at some point in time, this spokeswoman for Ted Cruz actually thought that the President was hosting a Katy Perry concert for himself.

She actually thought this. She would not have tried to be snarky about it unless she did.

This is your GOP, ladies and gentlemen.


Not only thought this, but crowed about Cruz mighty disapproval of it. It's like having a resume where under skills you have: 3 time NFL all-pro, Board Certified Osteopath,  has current cosmetology license.
 
2014-08-01 07:07:07 PM  
The bigger question is "why will president Obama & Katy Perry holding a fundraiser for republicans?"

Thank you.  I'll be here all week.  Try the veal.
 
2014-08-01 07:24:22 PM  
Katy Perry has nice bewbs.
 
2014-08-01 07:37:02 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: PapaChester: So at some point in time, this spokeswoman for Ted Cruz actually thought that the President was hosting a Katy Perry concert for himself.

She actually thought this. She would not have tried to be snarky about it unless she did.

This is your GOP, ladies and gentlemen.

In fairness, the idea that Obama was hosting a Katy Perry concert for himself (and presumably on the taxpayers' dime) fits in perfectly with the Obama that exists in her head.  The Obama that exists in the collective minds of most Republicans is a pretty awful person.  I mean, he's not real, but he is awful.


If I were president I'd host a Katy Perry concert for myself. "Katy, how proficient are you on skin flute, dear?"
 
2014-08-01 07:38:39 PM  

FlashHarry: a different angle this time:


That should be on a loop at the National Gallery. Good lord.
 
2014-08-01 11:47:25 PM  

PapaChester: So at some point in time, this spokeswoman for Ted Cruz actually thought that the President was hosting a Katy Perry concert for himself.

She actually thought this. She would not have tried to be snarky about it unless she did.

This is your GOP, ladies and gentlemen.


I would actually ask-  so what if he did?  What if the president spent one night watching a concert?  So farking what?
 
2014-08-02 12:10:41 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: People who say "optics" in earnest need to be kicked in the groin.


I say it in earnest. Then again, I am into astronomy and photography.

So I haven't come across this "optics" thing in regards to politics. It's not a farking typo? SO WTH do they use it to mean?
 
2014-08-02 02:51:20 AM  

Mikey1969: Jaden Smith First of His Name: People who say "optics" in earnest need to be kicked in the groin.

I say it in earnest. Then again, I am into astronomy and photography.

So I haven't come across this "optics" thing in regards to politics. It's not a farking typo? SO WTH do they use it to mean?


From a guess, I'd guess that its supposed to mean 'perception'. Fewer syllables for Russet-Americans to deal with.
 
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