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(Poughkeepsie Journal)   102-year-old man dies. Fark: crashing his ATV   (poughkeepsiejournal.com) divider line 58
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2014-08-01 11:47:31 AM  
That's how I want to go out.
 
2014-08-01 04:11:29 PM  
Yet more evidence that ATVs should be banned. What a tragic loss for such a promsing life to be cut short.
 
2014-08-01 04:12:23 PM  
Was he pooping, cooking, and boning his wife while riding it?
 
2014-08-01 04:12:39 PM  
Sounds like a Larry the Cable Guy joke.
 
2014-08-01 04:12:55 PM  
Ah Ha ha HA
 
2014-08-01 04:14:12 PM  
He crashed his ATV vehicle?
 
2014-08-01 04:15:15 PM  
Take away their cars to keep the farmers markets safe and the next thing ya know they are using ATVs to kamikaze fruit stands...
 
2014-08-01 04:16:09 PM  
He's old enough to know... Never ride alone
 
2014-08-01 04:16:21 PM  

vsavatar: Sounds like a Larry the Cable Guy joke.


Get out of my head!
 
2014-08-01 04:16:37 PM  
Did he win the lottery the day before?
 
2014-08-01 04:17:03 PM  
they got a lot of nice girls down there, too.
 
2014-08-01 04:18:29 PM  
Better to die like that than rotting in a nursing home bed.
 
2014-08-01 04:18:55 PM  

groppet: Better to die like that than rotting in a nursing home bed.


amen to that.
 
2014-08-01 04:19:58 PM  
No hero tag?
 
2014-08-01 04:21:53 PM  
ah how how how
 
2014-08-01 04:22:10 PM  
Whats sad is that three beers will land a healthy young person in jail for being too impaired to drive, but letting centurions behind the wheel of an SUV is A OK.
 
2014-08-01 04:22:32 PM  

blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?


You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".
 
2014-08-01 04:24:18 PM  
He made his own gas.
 
2014-08-01 04:25:35 PM  
My Grandfather died at 103.He was happy and healthy till he was 102. Then he just gave up. I only hope I take after him!
 
2014-08-01 04:26:20 PM  
Wow.  I didn't know you could get lift kits for a hoveround.
 
2014-08-01 04:30:34 PM  
This pisses me off so much. Enough. It is obvious that the "older" generations have lost the mental facilities to make important decisions for themselves and it is beyond the point where the Federal government should intervene to protect older Americans from themselves and to protect "us" from the danger they now represent. ENOUGH!

Everyone over 70 should be assigned a young 'buddy'. Someone still in charge of their facilities who can make sure grandpa stays in his farking wheelchair and can no longer pose a danger to himself and the rest of society.

It is way past time for Americans to grow up and deal with this threat. The point of 'retirement' has been lost. We need to reclaim it before more Americans die!
 
2014-08-01 04:33:44 PM  

daffy: My Grandfather died at 103.He was happy and healthy till he was 102. Then he just gave up. I only hope I take after him!


I want to go out like my granddad did, he was helping my uncle repair a barn, they finished up, he sat down had a beer, went to sleep and died

/he was one week shy of 100
 
2014-08-01 04:35:01 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: This pisses me off so much. Enough. It is obvious that the "older" generations have lost the mental facilities to make important decisions for themselves and it is beyond the point where the Federal government should intervene to protect older Americans from themselves and to protect "us" from the danger they now represent. ENOUGH!

Everyone over 70 should be assigned a young 'buddy'. Someone still in charge of their facilities who can make sure grandpa stays in his farking wheelchair and can no longer pose a danger to himself and the rest of society.

It is way past time for Americans to grow up and deal with this threat. The point of 'retirement' has been lost. We need to reclaim it before more Americans die!


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-01 04:37:17 PM  

Datanerd: blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?

You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".


You're over-exaggerating.
 
2014-08-01 04:41:08 PM  
Came for Napoleon Dynamite, leaving disappointed.
 
2014-08-01 04:44:17 PM  

vudukungfu: groppet: Better to die like that than rotting in a nursing home bed.

amen to that.


THIS
 
2014-08-01 04:44:24 PM  
Sad?  Sad is when grandpa wastes away at 70 from colon cancer and dies with his shiat backing up into his stomach.

This... is totally awesome. Bravo old man, I hope i can go out that way. *golf clap*
 
2014-08-01 04:46:04 PM  

Datanerd: blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?

You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".


ATM Machine
 
2014-08-01 04:47:48 PM  
False flag. Watch Obama come for our ATVs now. Wake up sheeple!!! It's not a coincidence.
 
2014-08-01 04:48:01 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Datanerd: blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?

You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".

ATM Machine


PIN number...
 
2014-08-01 04:53:48 PM  
 'Hey I heard your grandma passed away, what happened?'

'Psssh.. She flipped her 'Vette, man.'
 
2014-08-01 04:54:09 PM  
Grandpa broke his coccyx.
 
2014-08-01 04:55:10 PM  
No ATVs on the deathscape.
 
2014-08-01 04:57:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-01 05:10:52 PM  

Pribar: Igor Jakovsky: Datanerd: blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?

You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".

ATM Machine

PIN number...


NIC Card
 
2014-08-01 05:27:00 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Datanerd: blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?

You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".

ATM Machine


ATM machine is perfectly acceptable when you're referring to the porn series.
 
2014-08-01 05:28:12 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: Ow! That was my feelings!: This pisses me off so much. Enough. It is obvious that the "older" generations have lost the mental facilities to make important decisions for themselves and it is beyond the point where the Federal government should intervene to protect older Americans from themselves and to protect "us" from the danger they now represent. ENOUGH!

Everyone over 70 should be assigned a young 'buddy'. Someone still in charge of their facilities who can make sure grandpa stays in his farking wheelchair and can no longer pose a danger to himself and the rest of society.

It is way past time for Americans to grow up and deal with this threat. The point of 'retirement' has been lost. We need to reclaim it before more Americans die!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 659x317]


You think this is some kinda joke? What the fark is wrong with you??

Everyday we are losing the GREATEST Generation! If we, as a society, don't stand up NOW and protect them, then we will lose them forever!

FOREVER!

If your really cared for our GREATEST generation you would join my organization...

BOOMERS (Brutal Overreaction Over Mortality Everyone's Really Stupid)

Please help me protect the most vulnerable in our society!
 
2014-08-01 05:41:48 PM  

quatchi: That's how I want to go out.


THIS!
 
2014-08-01 05:52:54 PM  
It was the last thing he crossed off on his bucket list.
 
2014-08-01 05:54:37 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Datanerd: blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?

You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".

ATM Machine


WMD's
 
2014-08-01 05:57:42 PM  

Back Alley Proctologist: Igor Jakovsky: Datanerd: blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?

You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".

ATM Machine

WMD's


Before I get torn to shreds, maybe it's acceptable with acronyms.

RBI's
 
2014-08-01 05:59:50 PM  

blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?


Right into an ATM machine.
 
2014-08-01 06:05:50 PM  
s.mcstatic.com
You never go A-T-V!
 
2014-08-01 06:09:22 PM  

farkyourface: Igor Jakovsky: Datanerd: blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?

You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".

ATM Machine

ATM machine is perfectly acceptable when you're referring to the porn series.


You never go ATM.

If I'm still living at 102, I hope that I'd be able to go out that way.
 
2014-08-01 06:17:41 PM  

47 is the new 42: farkyourface: Igor Jakovsky: Datanerd: blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?

You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".

ATM Machine

ATM machine is perfectly acceptable when you're referring to the porn series.

You never go ATM.

If I'm still living at 102, I hope that I'd be able to go out that way.


By that, I mean riding an ATV.

GoldDude: [s.mcstatic.com image 640x360]
You never go A-T-V!


Shakes tiny fist.

But sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to go ATV.
 
2014-08-01 06:34:40 PM  
Did he break his coxyx?
 
2014-08-01 06:53:07 PM  

blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?


Into a ATM machine after he forgot his PIN number.
 
2014-08-01 06:55:53 PM  

47 is the new 42: farkyourface: Igor Jakovsky: Datanerd: blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?

You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".

ATM Machine

ATM machine is perfectly acceptable when you're referring to the porn series.

You never go ATM.

If I'm still living at 102, I hope that I'd be able to go out that way.


Well my ideal way to go is a massive heart attack from a cocaine and viagra overdose while plowing 2 or more hookers.
 
2014-08-01 07:05:30 PM  

Oldiron_79: 47 is the new 42: farkyourface: Igor Jakovsky: Datanerd: blatz514: He crashed his ATV vehicle?

You sound like my father complaining about people saying "Hot water heater".

ATM Machine

ATM machine is perfectly acceptable when you're referring to the porn series.

You never go ATM.

If I'm still living at 102, I hope that I'd be able to go out that way.

Well my ideal way to go is a massive heart attack from a cocaine and viagra overdose while plowing 2 or more hookers.


If you get the massive heart attack finding out that one or more of the hookers has a penis, even better. You can have your very own Fark thread!
 
2014-08-01 07:12:42 PM  
I want to go out like my grandfather did: peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and shiatting myself like the passengers on the bus he was driving.
 
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