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(Washington Post)   Former Governor Bob McDonnell: I had no idea, none, that my Rolex was a gift from Johnnie Williams. Prosecutors: Then why are you posing with it in this picture you texted to him? McDonnell: WHORE, WHORE, MY WIFE IS A WHORE   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 36
    More: Followup, Rolex, Virginia, Bob McDonnell, Star Scientific, consequentialism, office suite  
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2014-08-01 11:07:39 AM  
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2014-08-01 12:01:52 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x441]


That face is so punchable. So. Punchable.
 
2014-08-01 12:29:10 PM  
He used the Frank Miller defense?
 
2014-08-01 12:35:27 PM  
As an aside, I has a new favorite picture of NC Governor Pat McCrory:

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2014-08-01 01:01:01 PM  
Ladies and Gents, THIS is whqt your GOP has become. OWN IT, or vote these idiots out.
 
2014-08-01 02:26:53 PM  
This guy reminds me of a real life version of the Will Ferrell character in The Campaign.
 
2014-08-01 02:30:37 PM  
Politicians = All, liars & thieves, and trash. Get over it.
 
2014-08-01 02:31:48 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Politicians = All, liars & thieves, and trash. Get over it.


So. . .how should we vote?
 
2014-08-01 02:37:53 PM  
Someone should have mentioned when they got together to get the story straight to at least try to land in the ballpark of probability.
 
2014-08-01 02:39:27 PM  
A whore you say? ... gis... meh
 
2014-08-01 02:41:09 PM  

whither_apophis: A whore you say? ... gis... meh


Did you check ReaganBooks?
 
2014-08-01 02:45:42 PM  

bronyaur1: Ladies and Gents, THIS is whqt your GOP has become. OWN IT, or vote these idiots out.


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2014-08-01 02:47:04 PM  

Rann Xerox: whither_apophis: A whore you say? ... gis... meh

Did you check ReaganBooks?


There's women on that? I figured it was for GOP on the DL.
 
2014-08-01 02:52:12 PM  

The RIchest Man in Babylon: bronyaur1: Ladies and Gents, THIS is whqt your GOP has become. OWN IT, or vote these idiots out.

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hahahaha I forgot about Scottie's drunk tweeting
 
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2014-08-01 02:53:13 PM  

Atillathepun: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Politicians = All, liars & thieves, and trash. Get over it.

So. . .how should we vote?


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2014-08-01 02:55:28 PM  
 
2014-08-01 02:55:39 PM  
How should you vote?????????????????
Easy. Vote zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2014-08-01 02:58:07 PM  
Conservatives with a severe love of justice and punishment for those with criminal wrong-doing are sure to give McDonnell a serious slap on the wrist and a high paying gig at FOX News as a corruption expert.
 
2014-08-01 02:58:53 PM  
I'm not going to post the "biatch set me up" pic in each of these threads, but it continues to hold true.
 
2014-08-01 03:07:02 PM  
any chance this human shiatstain actually goes to jail?
 
2014-08-01 03:12:17 PM  

Lord_Baull: Conservatives with a severe love of justice and punishment for those with criminal wrong-doing are sure to give McDonnell a serious slap on the wrist and a high paying gig at FOX News as a corruption expert.


It worked for Ollie North.  Incredibly, he's a well-liked GOP hero now.  Not sure how they reconcile that with him secretly selling arms to Iran.  He was doing it on behalf of the Reagan administration, so I guess that means he was really saving America or something.
 
2014-08-01 03:20:28 PM  
What does anyone think the likelihood of his attorneys recommending he take the stand at this point? I put it at essentially zero, but then his ego may cause him to believe that he can charm the jury into believing  his narrative.
 
2014-08-01 03:31:15 PM  
I like how the defense is grilling the star witness about his plea deal:

"So you admit that you're just trying to stay out of jail"
"Uh, yes, I'm trying to stay out of jail for bribing your client with expensive shiat for which he did me favors..."
"This witness is totally unreliable!"
 
2014-08-01 03:33:04 PM  

sdd2000: What does anyone think the likelihood of his attorneys recommending he take the stand at this point? I put it at essentially zero, but then his ego may cause him to believe that he can charm the jury into believing  his narrative.


His career so far has been charming larger and larger numbers of people into believing his narrative.  Maybe he should go for it.
 
2014-08-01 03:58:59 PM  
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2014-08-01 03:59:35 PM  

sdd2000: What does anyone think the likelihood of his attorneys recommending he take the stand at this point? I put it at essentially zero, but then his ego may cause him to believe that he can charm the jury into believing  his narrative.


Given that his defense is that his marriage was so fractured that he had no idea what his wife was up to, I don't see how he doesn't take the stand. How can anyone but him and his wife make that argument?
 
2014-08-01 04:19:18 PM  

sabreWulf07: Lord_Baull: Conservatives with a severe love of justice and punishment for those with criminal wrong-doing are sure to give McDonnell a serious slap on the wrist and a high paying gig at FOX News as a corruption expert.

It worked for Ollie North.  Incredibly, he's a well-liked GOP hero now.  Not sure how they reconcile that with him secretly selling arms to Iran.  He was doing it on behalf of the Reagan administration, so I guess that means he was really saving America or something.


Ollie North is the poster boy for up-is-down, black-is-white, day-is-night, IOIYAR modern "conservatism."
 
2014-08-01 04:36:48 PM  
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2014-08-01 05:14:45 PM  
This is the guy who fought hard to make sure that women who wanted an would have an ultrasound shoved up their vagina.   He's also a Liberty U grad.

/most punchable face ever
//smirky and smug
 
2014-08-01 05:20:47 PM  

Huggermugger: This is the guy who fought hard to make sure that women who wanted an would have an ultrasound shoved up their vagina.   He's also a Liberty U grad.

/most punchable face ever
//smirky and smug


I think we can all agree that any woman who wants an deserves what she gets.
 
2014-08-01 05:53:39 PM  

vrax: Huggermugger: This is the guy who fought hard to make sure that women who wanted an would have an ultrasound shoved up their vagina.   He's also a Liberty U grad.

/most punchable face ever
//smirky and smug

I think we can all agree that any woman who wants an deserves what she gets.


Oh, sorry, I meant "pre-born slut baby".
 
2014-08-01 06:10:02 PM  

Huggermugger: vrax: Huggermugger: This is the guy who fought hard to make sure that women who wanted an would have an ultrasound shoved up their vagina.   He's also a Liberty U grad.

/most punchable face ever
//smirky and smug

I think we can all agree that any woman who wants an deserves what she gets.

Oh, sorry, I meant "pre-born slut baby".


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2014-08-01 10:03:23 PM  
No farking way this ever ends on a good note. Kojo Namde has his next few months covered, and will become heartily tired of it before it's over. Probably be socking his guests in the nose.
 
2014-08-02 02:31:53 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x441]


When I was in college (VT), my beer money job was the Kroger deli near University Mall. He actually came in one time and walked around. I have no farking idea what the then current governor was doing walking around a Blacksburg Kroger, but he is definitely one of the top 5 douchiest people I have ever seen. The douche is much, much greater in person.
 
2014-08-02 09:24:33 AM  

jchuffyman: Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x441]

When I was in college (VT), my beer money job was the Kroger deli near University Mall. He actually came in one time and walked around. I have no farking idea what the then current governor was doing walking around a Blacksburg Kroger, but he is definitely one of the top 5 douchiest people I have ever seen. The douche is much, much greater in person.


They've seriously upgraded that Kroger's selection to match the one on South Main, it's kinda weird. (Not that I'm complaining: I live by the South Main one. The cheese selection is AMAZING.... Too bad I'm a grad student, and thus cannot actually afford much of it)
 
2014-08-02 11:07:29 AM  
As someone who's had a marriage fall apart, I could totally see them still conspiring together for the greater profit. Even if she were farking that guy. He probably had his own side piece that wasn't as... profitable.

Come to think of it, it's kind of the perfect setup. The wife gets some strange, the husband gets gifts, and dude gets his favors.
 
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