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(Russia Today)   Man provides logical explanation for why he put needles in packaged meat on at least seven occasions. It was "just for the hell of it." "It was stupidity. I didn't want to hurt nobody"   (rt.com ) divider line
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2014-08-01 08:52:10 AM  
.... I didn't want to hurt nobody...  I wanted to hurt ALL THE PEOPLE...
 
2014-08-01 09:06:32 AM  
RT link? Pass.
 
2014-08-01 09:17:59 AM  
You guys know nothing in RT is true or actually happened how they're saying, right?


100% propaganda, right now they're splitting duties between "news of the weird" and "make up reasons why Russians murdering civilians was not really what happened in Ukraine."

There was a while a few years ago they looked semi respectable, or no worse than The Sun. Those days are over.
 
2014-08-01 10:39:52 AM  

Generation_D: You guys know nothing in RT is true or actually happened how they're saying, right?


100% propaganda, right now they're splitting duties between "news of the weird" and "make up reasons why Russians murdering civilians was not really what happened in Ukraine."

There was a while a few years ago they looked semi respectable, or no worse than The Sun. Those days are over.


Those words are mutually contradictory - The Sun is an affront to journalism, but tries to be anyway.
 
2014-08-01 10:43:13 AM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2014-08-01 10:47:01 AM  
To this guy I say: How about we shove a cattle prod up your ass and turn it on?  But we don't want to hurt anybody.
 
2014-08-01 10:49:43 AM  
Wow, that's sew stupid
 
2014-08-01 10:51:03 AM  
MEAT NEEDLES FOR GLORY OF MOTHER RUSSIA
 
2014-08-01 10:51:42 AM  

jfivealive: Wow, that's sew stupid


Don't be a prick.
 
2014-08-01 10:51:59 AM  
It's like finding a needle in a beefsteak.
 
2014-08-01 10:52:42 AM  

Generation_D: You guys know nothing in RT is true or actually happened how they're saying, right?


It was the Belleville Shop 'n Save - St. Louis Post Dispatch is reporting it as well. Apparently this has been going on for a year, but there's no mention of Shop 'n Save actually letting customers know that someone was putting needles into the meat regularly.
 
2014-08-01 10:53:50 AM  
Another article said that he was in a wheel chair and had an oxygen mask? Hmm, someone was looking to spread their cheer.
 
2014-08-01 10:55:02 AM  
 
2014-08-01 10:55:35 AM  

Ooba Tooba: jfivealive: Wow, that's sew stupid

Don't be a prick.


I will not amend my statement in this thread.
 
2014-08-01 10:56:10 AM  
So meat is only attempted murder then.
 
2014-08-01 10:57:51 AM  
While RT is a giant pile of propaganda, not all of their stories are fake.  This happens to be a true one, as Googling the suspect's name came up with a bunch of more credible sources of the same story, such as this one:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/man-accused-putting-needles-packa ge d-meat-24798354

In fact, it appears the RT story has basically plagiarized this AP story, as the two stories are nearly (but not exactly) identical, which many sentences in the RT story merely reworded versions of ones in the AP story.

A lot of RT's English language content is true stories that, in one way or another, make America look bad.  This story certainly qualifies.
 
2014-08-01 10:59:27 AM  
www.11points.com

No wonder the meat was so heavy.
 
2014-08-01 11:01:52 AM  
He didn't want to hurt nobody?  That means he did want to hurt somebody!

/which appears to be true given he was putting needles into meat.
 
2014-08-01 11:02:26 AM  

jfivealive: Ooba Tooba: jfivealive: Wow, that's sew stupid

Don't be a prick.

I will not amend my statement in this thread.


I was just needlin' ya. Sorry I had to point that out.
 
2014-08-01 11:05:43 AM  
Maybe he thought he'd make mini shish kebobs?
 
2014-08-01 11:08:54 AM  

Ooba Tooba: jfivealive: Ooba Tooba: jfivealive: Wow, that's sew stupid

Don't be a prick.

I will not amend my statement in this thread.

I was just needlin' ya. Sorry I had to point that out.


Poke fun at me again.  You'll end up needing stitches.
 
2014-08-01 11:13:49 AM  
It was just a goof!
 
2014-08-01 11:22:34 AM  
You may not want to take your kids to his house on Halloween.
 
2014-08-01 11:27:35 AM  

jfivealive: Ooba Tooba: jfivealive: Ooba Tooba: jfivealive: Wow, that's sew stupid

Don't be a prick.

I will not amend my statement in this thread.

I was just needlin' ya. Sorry I had to point that out.

Poke fun at me again.  You'll end up needing stitches.


I figured you would appreciate a good barb. No need to create a sticky situation here.
 
2014-08-01 01:13:18 PM  
CSB.

In middle school, I was in a district that was experimenting with the disastrous "Outcome Based Education" idea. As part of this, students were not in any way segregated by ability, and classes were heavily weighted toward, shall we say, a wide range of intelligence and upbringing.

One young man shared a table with me in home ec. Hellish little shiatstain, that kid was. I would not be surprised in the least if he grew up to be a serial killer. No joke.  Motherfarker stabbed me in the arm with a needle during sewing once, and was always farking around with the needles even when we weren't working on sewing.  Teacher is largely uninterested, school decides not to segregate him from the rest of his classmates and he remains in the class despite the repeated needle stabbings of several students.

One day, the teacher approaches me with the school security guard, and asks me if there was anything special about the Morley's Candy boxes I'd delivered to her (typical school fundraiser stuff).  Eventually, they produce a series of needles and explain that the needles were found in the candy.  I immediately suggest that this particular kid is probably to blame.  The teacher immediately admonishes me for making an accusation against that poor kid (who's "been through enough").  I insist, and her surprising protestations seem to clue the security guard in that something is probably up.

He tells her to shut up, tells me to shut up, and takes the kid aside. Comes back a few minutes later, says the kid confessed, and takes him away.
 
2014-08-01 03:15:00 PM  
I'd trust Lil'Kim Jong-un before RT.
 
2014-08-01 06:51:34 PM  
So the question I have is, since there's a fair amount of RT posted here, is Drew and Co taking money from RT and are they a partner.

Might be time to rethink that relationship. IDK, not my forum, but outright Russian propaganda seems likely to be worth not linking. I guess if their checks cash, all good.
 
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