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(Gawker)   I've never seen a man with so many chickens in his SUV. I've never seen a man with so many chickens in his SUV. I've never seen a man with so many chickens in his SUV. I've never seen a man with so many chickens in his SUV   (gawker.com) divider line 47
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2014-08-01 08:32:54 AM  
Henpecked?

/sorry, but it was this or a partisan politcal joke ;p
 
2014-08-01 09:40:41 AM  
That is a beautiful reference, subby.
 
2014-08-01 09:43:07 AM  
www.valar.ru
 
2014-08-01 09:47:20 AM  
...and keep farkin' that chicken
 
2014-08-01 09:47:30 AM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
hej [TotalFark]
2014-08-01 09:49:06 AM  

agent00pi: That is a beautiful reference, subby.


^^^^^^^^

I loved that movie.
/Suck on my chocolate salty balls
 
2014-08-01 09:49:16 AM  
This didn't happen in Florida? I'm slightly surprised.

Also the guy could have shared his booze with the chickens, it's only fair.
 
2014-08-01 09:50:46 AM  
i.kinja-img.com

BA-GAAAAAWK!
 
2014-08-01 09:51:06 AM  
authorities discovered 100 chickens, half of which were dead

Do they still count as chickens if they're dead? Or would it be 50 chickens and 50 dinners?
 
2014-08-01 09:54:06 AM  
Oh yes:

http://youtu.be/dmBM8vpRMMQ

/On mobile, so unsure where that will go.
 
2014-08-01 09:57:27 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-08-01 09:58:34 AM  

blatz514: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x414]

BA-GAAAAAWK!


'Man arrested for choking his chicken in the car.'

FTFY
 
2014-08-01 09:58:47 AM  
Somebody posted a chicken flowchart a few days ago and I can't seem to find it in GIS.  The only word on it was chicken.  Anyone have it?

/I swear the dumbest things crack a smile out of me when nothing else will
//chicken
///chicken
 
2014-08-01 09:59:16 AM  
Must have been on his way to KFC
 
2014-08-01 10:01:13 AM  
But you regularly see women with 100 chickens in their SUV? you lead a very interesting life, subby...

😀
 
2014-08-01 10:01:21 AM  

blatz514: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x414]

BA-GAAAAAWK!


That chicken looks choked.
 
2014-08-01 10:02:26 AM  

blatz514: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x414]

BA-GAAAAAWK!


th04.deviantart.net
 
2014-08-01 10:03:17 AM  
What a cock monger!
 
2014-08-01 10:05:25 AM  
Imagine what that SUV looks and smells like?  Blood and chicken shiat, had to have been more than just drunk to think that was a good idea.
 
2014-08-01 10:06:10 AM  
thefoolspeaks.com
 
2014-08-01 10:06:34 AM  
th03.deviantart.net
 
2014-08-01 10:08:17 AM  
Playing chicken on public roads is dangerous....jeez
 
2014-08-01 10:09:41 AM  

Sugarbombs: Somebody posted a chicken flowchart a few days ago and I can't seem to find it in GIS.  The only word on it was chicken.


Don't know about the diagram, here's the lecture:

Chicken chicken chicken
 
2014-08-01 10:12:22 AM  
Was he using the chicken to measure it?

/not possibly obscure
 
2014-08-01 10:16:37 AM  

memebot_of_doom: Sugarbombs: Somebody posted a chicken flowchart a few days ago and I can't seem to find it in GIS.  The only word on it was chicken.

Don't know about the diagram, here's the lecture:

Chicken chicken chicken


Thanks man.  That was much better than what I asked for!
 
2014-08-01 10:30:30 AM  
Twas a crime most fowl. This driver was really ready to flip someone the bird. Did the cop tell him to eggs-it the car? Was the arrest a real cock-up? Will this guy be at the bottom of the prison pecking order? Will he be fried for his crime? Did he read about a book about the best way to pick up chicks? But the important question here is why is he driving the chickens in his car? To get to the other side?

Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the waitresses and tip the veal.
 
2014-08-01 10:32:26 AM  
www.technologytell.com
What WOULD Brian Boitano do?
 
2014-08-01 10:35:46 AM  
 
2014-08-01 10:42:33 AM  
Subby, you only have to say it three times to have him appear.
 
2014-08-01 10:46:44 AM  
i.crackedcdn.com

Approve.

/hot
 
2014-08-01 10:47:00 AM  
Maybe they were just getting a ride across the street?
 
2014-08-01 10:56:01 AM  
Submitter, we're not in Alabamy. We don't need repetition to help us understand a sentence.
 
2014-08-01 11:00:21 AM  
Csb:

I saw this movie 3 times in one weekend. On the 3rd viewing I brought my girlfriend. I tried to serenade her with this song during the credits. Shortly after the movie she broke up with me. Something about being immature. I doubt the 2 things were related.
 
2014-08-01 11:05:17 AM  
I never have dinner with the President!!
 
2014-08-01 11:10:33 AM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-01 11:47:21 AM  
100 chickens in the SUV
Butchering hogs in the garage
Yep, sounds like another weekend in Beverly Hills
 
2014-08-01 11:53:48 AM  

Colin O'Scopy: Submitter, we're not in Alabamy. We don't need repetition to help us understand a sentence.


you missed the reference.
 
2014-08-01 12:20:43 PM  
Why is it that whenever I read/hear a South Park movie reference, I buy the movie in a new format?
 
2014-08-01 12:49:44 PM  

Rosyna: Why is it that whenever I read/hear a South Park movie reference, I buy the movie in a new format?


Because you are a perfect consumerist tool?
 
2014-08-01 12:56:21 PM  
He loves the cock.
 
2014-08-01 01:00:53 PM  
GOP bachelor party
 
2014-08-01 01:17:49 PM  
Men with chickens in an SUV won't stop for directions it seems.

Look, there he goes again!
 
2014-08-01 01:26:39 PM  

memebot_of_doom: Sugarbombs: Somebody posted a chicken flowchart a few days ago and I can't seem to find it in GIS.  The only word on it was chicken.

Don't know about the diagram, here's the lecture:

Chicken chicken chicken


Well, as long as they're coming in threes, how about Chicken Monkey Duck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N7-wRWg7FU
 
2014-08-01 03:45:25 PM  
I came here for a picture of The Hound...
Am leaving terribly disappointed!
 
2014-08-01 04:26:27 PM  
Better chickens than dead muskrats...

inventorspot.com
 
2014-08-01 05:17:54 PM  

WordsnCollision: Better chickens than dead muskrats...

[inventorspot.com image 600x375]


Looks like
www.ardemk.com
...muskrat love.
i183.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-02 08:47:19 AM  

Sugarbombs: Thanks man.  That was much better than what I asked for!


Thanks for the TF!
 
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