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(Fox News)   The only way this Captain America hot wheels car could be more patriotic is if it ran on the tears of bald eagles   (foxnews.com) divider line 40
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2014-08-01 10:22:13 AM  
The Thor car looks pretty cool

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2014-08-01 10:30:26 AM  
Hawkeye's is predictably gay:
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Reminds me of :
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2014-08-01 11:44:54 AM  
According to Lego, Captain Britain's car is a Mini-Cooper
thecaptainbritainblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-01 11:48:40 AM  
explosm.net
 
2014-08-01 11:56:06 AM  
it's not a hot pink 1967 Cadillac El Dorado with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior nor does it have big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
 
2014-08-01 11:57:43 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: it's not a hot pink 1967 Cadillac El Dorado with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior nor does it have big brown baby seal eyes for headlights


Asshole
 
2014-08-01 11:59:52 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com

What does Captain America need a car for when he can fly?
 
2014-08-01 12:00:13 PM  
www.southtexasdiecast.com
I miss you 100% HW.

You were ridiculously expensive for 1/64 diecast, but you were cool.

/wishes there was a diecast company that focused on JDM and Euro and not just hot rods.
 
2014-08-01 12:01:47 PM  
Bald Eagles don't cry commiemitter....the leak freedom from their faces
 
2014-08-01 12:04:59 PM  
FTFA: ...you can always count on Captain America to bring the patriotism.

Do you want to tell them about the time he watched Nixon kill himself and became Nomad, or should I?
 
2014-08-01 12:06:00 PM  

Tax Boy: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x1290]

What does Captain America need a car for when he can fly?


Flash has a motorcycle and Superman has a jet. Sometimes you just want to kick back a cruise.
 
2014-08-01 12:13:28 PM  
Does it roll coal? If not, it is not a truly American car.
 
2014-08-01 12:16:54 PM  
Or better yet:

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2014-08-01 12:24:11 PM  

Tax Boy: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x1290]

What does Captain America need a car for when he can fly?


Captain American has to carry groceries from the supermarket just like everyone else.
 
2014-08-01 12:25:37 PM  
Please. It's not even the most patriotic Captain America car Hot Wheels has made:

www.southtexasdiecast.com
www.southtexasdiecast.com

/my lawn, get off it, and help me put together this plastic track
 
2014-08-01 12:29:44 PM  

jayhawk88: /my lawn, get off it, and help me put together this plastic track


img.auctiva.com

You ran out again, didn't you?

/we always ran out of those things.
 
2014-08-01 12:32:32 PM  
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2014-08-01 12:32:55 PM  

Glitchwerks: jayhawk88: /my lawn, get off it, and help me put together this plastic track

[img.auctiva.com image 400x300]

You ran out again, didn't you?

/we always ran out of those things.


thumbs4.ebaystatic.com 
Don't try and use it- it never works.
 
2014-08-01 12:41:47 PM  
Made in China. Yeah, that's real patriotic.
 
2014-08-01 01:03:18 PM  

Glitchwerks: jayhawk88: /my lawn, get off it, and help me put together this plastic track

[img.auctiva.com image 400x300]

You ran out again, didn't you?

/we always ran out of those things.


My brother and I stopped playing with Hot Wheels when my mother found out that a section of track gave her two more feet of reach.That shiat stung when you got hit with it.
 
2014-08-01 01:04:19 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 640x586]


What's the thing on the side? An eye patch? A bra cup?

If you click through to the full link you'll see some 'classic cartoon' cars too.

Speedy Gonzales? A slammed, tricked out, truck. Wonder why they didn't include a glock for him, too. Or some frijoles, a 40, and some pot.

Marvin the martian? ...a mac truck? WTF?

Foghorn Leghorn gets...A volkswagen bus?
 
2014-08-01 01:04:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 640x586]



Farking thing has a Rob Liefeld pouch on it.
 
2014-08-01 01:08:56 PM  
Why would I want bald eagles to cry? I don't get it.

/In Alaska, bald eagles are considered a pest and and living, breathing reminder of their loathing for the federal government.
 
2014-08-01 01:29:18 PM  
Victor: The seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard is made from the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards
Amy: That's an awful lot of eagle.
Victor: Yes, and yet (sighs)
Amy: What's wrong?
Victor: It is just, the luxury edition has so much more eagle. It saddens me to think of you missing out.
 
2014-08-01 01:34:11 PM  
Hot Wheels were good and bad. Good fun to play with, bad when mom used a hot wheels track on your butt because she could not find her sandal.

/Not to worry, never left marks just an impression on the mind not to fark up again like that.
 
2014-08-01 02:00:11 PM  
gaspull.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com
 
2014-08-01 02:00:36 PM  

give me doughnuts: Glitchwerks: jayhawk88: /my lawn, get off it, and help me put together this plastic track

[img.auctiva.com image 400x300]

You ran out again, didn't you?

/we always ran out of those things.

My brother and I stopped playing with Hot Wheels when my mother found out that a section of track gave her two more feet of reach.That shiat stung when you got hit with it.


Damn that bring back painful memories. Sometimes I think my brother took a part time job as a brother to people because he couldnt torture me all the time.
 
2014-08-01 02:06:52 PM  

IgG4: Hawkeye's is predictably gay:
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Reminds me of :
[i69.photobucket.com image 436x330]


Two problems with it.
One, looks too much like a Batmobile.
Two, not purple and blue.

Hawkeye's vehicle of choice was a hover-cycle.
 
2014-08-01 02:27:56 PM  

ClintBartonWannabe: IgG4: Hawkeye's is predictably gay:
[66.147.244.50 image 850x451]
Reminds me of :
[i69.photobucket.com image 436x330]

Two problems with it.
One, looks too much like a Batmobile.
Two, not purple and blue.

Hawkeye's vehicle of choice was a hover-cycle.


Unless we mean Fraction Hawkguy, whose ride of choice is whatever busted piece of shiat hasn't been shot up all to hell by the Russian mob yet.

/bro
 
2014-08-01 03:08:12 PM  

KRSESQ: Made in China. Yeah, that's real patriotic.


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2014-08-01 03:11:08 PM  

RainbeauxSue: ClintBartonWannabe: IgG4: Hawkeye's is predictably gay:
[66.147.244.50 image 850x451]
Reminds me of :
[i69.photobucket.com image 436x330]

Two problems with it.
One, looks too much like a Batmobile.
Two, not purple and blue.

Hawkeye's vehicle of choice was a hover-cycle.

Unless we mean Fraction Hawkguy, whose ride of choice is whatever busted piece of shiat hasn't been shot up all to hell by the Russian mob yet.

/bro


Who drives in New York, anyway? Plus he could always hit up Kate for a ride in her purple Beetle. At least until she moved to Cali.
 
2014-08-01 03:12:36 PM  
That could be at least 20% more patriotic.
 
2014-08-01 03:15:44 PM  

mikefinch: Victor: The seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard is made from the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards
Amy: That's an awful lot of eagle.
Victor: Yes, and yet (sighs)
Amy: What's wrong?
Victor: It is just, the luxury edition has so much more eagle. It saddens me to think of you missing out.


Came to post this. Sad that I didn't get to, and that I'll have to miss out on all that eagle.

I'll just get a Thundercougarfalconbird.
 
2014-08-01 03:38:17 PM  

Joe Peanut: [gaspull.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com image 500x496]


Steve has always been Captain America, Bucky was Captain Puerto Rico the last time Steve 'died' during the Marvel Civil War
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2014-08-01 03:47:09 PM  
"Peurto Rico? I don't see the resemblance."
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2014-08-01 03:49:01 PM  
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2014-08-01 04:45:38 PM  
Perhaps the most patriotic vehicle EVAR created.

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2014-08-01 08:15:50 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: Perhaps the most patriotic vehicle EVAR created.

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Winner winner, chicken dinner!
 
2014-08-01 08:23:50 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: Perhaps the most patriotic vehicle EVAR created.

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It's real...
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2014-08-01 08:38:01 PM  
Speaking of crying Bald eagles....

At a garage sale this morning my 3 yr old found a large pin with a Bald Eagle complete with tear and the WTC towers in the back ground.  I almost bought it for the lulz......
 
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