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(CNN)   Elon Musk wants elves to service Teslas, says Santa and cookie making can damn well wait   (money.cnn.com) divider line 16
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2014-08-01 08:49:31 AM  
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2014-08-01 11:08:48 AM  
If I won a contest that let me tour the Tesla factory and found all the cars were assembled by oompa loompas i wouldn't be all that surprised.

Actually, it would make a lot of sense.
 
2014-08-01 11:29:07 AM  
My dad has a Tesla and the service is nothing short of phenomenal. On the other hand I have a Nissan LEAF and all the dealers I have been to are utterly clueless about literally everything "where is the oil on this thing?".
 
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2014-08-01 11:32:17 AM  
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Lithium batter?  I guess that will keep the elves' from getting manic....
 
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2014-08-01 11:33:31 AM  

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Lithium batter?  I guess that will keep the elves' from getting manic....


Get snarky about a typo and make one myself......
 
2014-08-01 11:35:40 AM  
The problem is the elves all have negroid features and constantly suck on e-cigarillos.
 
2014-08-01 11:35:49 AM  

tzzhc4: My dad has a Tesla and the service is nothing short of phenomenal. On the other hand I have a Nissan LEAF and all the dealers I have been to are utterly clueless about literally everything "where is the oil on this thing?".


You sound like you have a cool family.  Looking to adopt?
 
2014-08-01 11:36:55 AM  
He has a bigger perma-grin than Richard Branson. Some man!
 
2014-08-01 11:42:53 AM  
These aren't like the "scent elves" in Old Spice deodorant, are they?
 
2014-08-01 12:09:36 PM  
 
2014-08-01 12:17:03 PM  
sounds more like a mobile pit crew

I wonder if they'll compete to see if the batteries can be changed in under 30 seconds
 
2014-08-01 01:05:36 PM  
I do love how much democrats love Elon Musk despite him being a perfect example of government cronyism. Look at Solar City and the racket they have. Profits completely dependent on federal grants and 100% rate charge backs to energy companies based on regulations. Sure it os completely asinine and a complete taxpayer sink, but hey... green energy!
 
2014-08-01 04:45:46 PM  

tzzhc4: My dad has a Tesla and the service is nothing short of phenomenal. On the other hand I have a Nissan LEAF and all the dealers I have been to are utterly clueless about literally everything "where is the oil on this thing?".


My dealer's at least smart enough that whenever someone brings in a Leaf, they call up HQ for guidance. My independent mechanic (who serviced the Prius the Leaf replaced, and our old-skool minivan) is interested in working on it, but we have to wait for something to break...
 
2014-08-01 06:03:02 PM  
I want elves to service me ATM style.
 
2014-08-02 05:32:59 PM  

MyRandomName: I do love how much democrats love Elon Musk despite him being a perfect example of government cronyism. Look at Solar City and the racket they have. Profits completely dependent on federal grants and 100% rate charge backs to energy companies based on regulations. Sure it os completely asinine and a complete taxpayer sink, but hey... green energy!


You're right we should invade some oil rich country again and make sure the Military Industrial Complex gets all the government money.
 
2014-08-02 07:47:00 PM  

MyRandomName: I do love how much democrats love Elon Musk despite him being a perfect example of government cronyism. Look at Solar City and the racket they have. Profits completely dependent on federal grants and 100% rate charge backs to energy companies based on regulations. Sure it os completely asinine and a complete taxpayer sink, but hey... green energy!


I do love how oil companies have trained republicans to be their unpaid shills.
 
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