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(Comic Book)   Marvel may be leaving Ant Man's favorite punching bag out of his upcoming film   (comicbook.com ) divider line
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2014-08-01 08:23:14 AM  
So I've had to pass my powers and strengths onto a mentor.

He passed his powers to an older person who was a source of wisdom and guidance?
 
2014-08-01 09:00:01 AM  
Disney distancing itself from the spousal abuse storyline?  Color me shocked...
 
2014-08-01 10:25:26 AM  
That's ok, he can go cruise for chicks with Dr. Light.
 
2014-08-01 10:29:01 AM  
Dammit Janet!
 
2014-08-01 10:30:21 AM  
static.comicvine.com
 
2014-08-01 10:30:44 AM  
So do Ant Man and Wasp get it on when one or more of them are in tiny form? Like a giant fetish or fairy fetish?
 
2014-08-01 10:34:27 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: So do Ant Man and Wasp get it on when one or more of them are in tiny form? Like a giant fetish or fairy fetish?


I remember seeing someone post a panel from a comic where that happens.
 
2014-08-01 10:34:54 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: So do Ant Man and Wasp get it on when one or more of them are in tiny form? Like a giant fetish or fairy fetish?


Yes they do. They take turns, also. On mobile or I'd post panels from Ultimates.
 
2014-08-01 10:37:51 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Jaden Smith First of His Name: So do Ant Man and Wasp get it on when one or more of them are in tiny form? Like a giant fetish or fairy fetish?

I remember seeing someone post a panel from a comic where that happens.


Avengers #71.

...well, one of the Avengers #71s.

Basically, the panel shows Hank walking back up between Jan's tits after (presumably) slapping her clit around like it was her, or something to that effect.
 
2014-08-01 10:46:23 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: So do Ant Man and Wasp get it on when one or more of them are in tiny form? Like a giant fetish or fairy fetish?


Holy crap! Maybe that's what the accident was, they were having tiny sex and Hank accidentally hit the enlarge controls.
She didn't stand a chance.
 
mhd
2014-08-01 10:50:18 AM  

hubiestubert: Disney distancing itself from the spousal abuse storyline?  Color me shocked...


I wish they would distance themselves from anything "edgy" Mark Millar came up with.
 
2014-08-01 11:02:28 AM  
This thread turned weird fast.
 
2014-08-01 11:03:32 AM  

hubiestubert: Disney distancing itself from the spousal abuse storyline?  Color me shocked...


I am a bit confused as to how women with "super human"  capabilities, willing to engage in mortal combat with vicious, evil being  also possessing "super human" capabilities at the same time allow themselves to be victims of domestic violence.
 
2014-08-01 11:03:33 AM  

grokca: Jaden Smith First of His Name: So do Ant Man and Wasp get it on when one or more of them are in tiny form? Like a giant fetish or fairy fetish?

Holy crap! Maybe that's what the accident was, they were having tiny sex and Hank accidentally hit the enlarge controls.
She didn't stand a chance.


"Janet, I'm going to need you a little smaller."

"This wouldn't be a problem if you could make parts of yourself bigger."
 
2014-08-01 11:06:06 AM  

hasty ambush: hubiestubert: Disney distancing itself from the spousal abuse storyline?  Color me shocked...

I am a bit confused as to how women with "super human"  capabilities, willing to engage in mortal combat with vicious, evil being  also possessing "super human" capabilities at the same time allow themselves to be victims of domestic violence.


I still don't see how she can go through a potentially lethal battle with Ultron and come out looking like a beauty queen, but one punch from Hank and she looks like the guest of honor at a Bing Crosby orange sack party.
 
2014-08-01 11:08:20 AM  
I like this comment from the article:

what if that "accident" was merely Jan being shunned to Kosmos or the Microverse and she's trapped there, without aging and she'll the be the reason for Ant-Man 2? They'll go rescue her... After all it wouldn't be unheard of that people believe her dead and she's just shrunk somewhere else

I would certainly prefer that than having Janet just be dead in the MCU. You could even tie in the wife-beating if you want by having Hank think she died or disappeared shortly after the biatch-slap leaving him petrified with grief/shame, etc

who am i kidding, the biatch slap is not going to be in the MCU at all. But a long-dead Janet doesn't do justice to a founding member of the Avengers
 
2014-08-01 11:10:48 AM  

Kid the Universe: I like this comment from the article:

what if that "accident" was merely Jan being shunned to Kosmos or the Microverse and she's trapped there, without aging and she'll the be the reason for Ant-Man 2? They'll go rescue her... After all it wouldn't be unheard of that people believe her dead and she's just shrunk somewhere else

I would certainly prefer that than having Janet just be dead in the MCU. You could even tie in the wife-beating if you want by having Hank think she died or disappeared shortly after the biatch-slap leaving him petrified with grief/shame, etc


No, no, Hank Superboy punched her into an alternate universe.
 
2014-08-01 11:29:59 AM  

Kid the Universe: I like this comment from the article:

what if that "accident" was merely Jan being shunned to Kosmos or the Microverse and she's trapped there, without aging and she'll the be the reason for Ant-Man 2? They'll go rescue her... After all it wouldn't be unheard of that people believe her dead and she's just shrunk somewhere else

I would certainly prefer that than having Janet just be dead in the MCU. You could even tie in the wife-beating if you want by having Hank think she died or disappeared shortly after the biatch-slap leaving him petrified with grief/shame, etc

who am i kidding, the biatch slap is not going to be in the MCU at all. But a long-dead Janet doesn't do justice to a founding member of the Avengers


Wait a minute, isn't that where they found her recently after believing she died in the crossover event Secret Invasion?
 
2014-08-01 11:41:18 AM  

texdent: Kid the Universe: I like this comment from the article:

what if that "accident" was merely Jan being shunned to Kosmos or the Microverse and she's trapped there, without aging and she'll the be the reason for Ant-Man 2? They'll go rescue her... After all it wouldn't be unheard of that people believe her dead and she's just shrunk somewhere else

I would certainly prefer that than having Janet just be dead in the MCU. You could even tie in the wife-beating if you want by having Hank think she died or disappeared shortly after the biatch-slap leaving him petrified with grief/shame, etc

who am i kidding, the biatch slap is not going to be in the MCU at all. But a long-dead Janet doesn't do justice to a founding member of the Avengers

Wait a minute, isn't that where they found her recently after believing she died in the crossover event Secret Invasion?



Yes.

The MCU is pretty clearly taking it's notes from Marvel's 2008+ stories.
 
2014-08-01 11:46:51 AM  
www.maragos.org

Pervy!
 
2014-08-01 11:59:03 AM  

loki see loki do: [www.maragos.org image 495x776]

Pervy!


F*cking sh*tful Ultimate Universe. He maintains his strength when he shrinks, so if we assume he was cavorting around her vagina it would have felt to her like a strong adult man speed bagging her clit full strength, but not with his tongue in a good way, but with his fists in an African female circumcision way.

LowbrowDeluxe: [static.comicvine.com image 575x279]


And f*ck Reed Richards, too. Dude could clearly cure cancer, or any major disease, or help out the whole population in countless ways. But instead he spends his time designing new ways to kill off entire alternate universes. The only reason that prick is a hero is because he picked the name Mr. Fantastic instead of Doctor Doom.
 
2014-08-01 12:12:32 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: loki see loki do: [www.maragos.org image 495x776]

Pervy!

F*cking sh*tful Ultimate Universe. He maintains his strength when he shrinks, so if we assume he was cavorting around her vagina it would have felt to her like a strong adult man speed bagging her clit full strength, but not with his tongue in a good way, but with his fists in an African female circumcision way.

LowbrowDeluxe: [static.comicvine.com image 575x279]

And f*ck Reed Richards, too. Dude could clearly cure cancer, or any major disease, or help out the whole population in countless ways. But instead he spends his time designing new ways to kill off entire alternate universes. The only reason that prick is a hero is because he picked the name Mr. Fantastic instead of Doctor Doom.


Uh... That page came from a regular, Pre-Bendis Avengers book, not an Ultimate book.

/by Geoff "I hate it if it was created after 1972" Johns.
 
2014-08-01 12:17:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Bareefer Obonghit: loki see loki do: [www.maragos.org image 495x776]

Pervy!

F*cking sh*tful Ultimate Universe. He maintains his strength when he shrinks, so if we assume he was cavorting around her vagina it would have felt to her like a strong adult man speed bagging her clit full strength, but not with his tongue in a good way, but with his fists in an African female circumcision way.

LowbrowDeluxe: [static.comicvine.com image 575x279]

And f*ck Reed Richards, too. Dude could clearly cure cancer, or any major disease, or help out the whole population in countless ways. But instead he spends his time designing new ways to kill off entire alternate universes. The only reason that prick is a hero is because he picked the name Mr. Fantastic instead of Doctor Doom.

Uh... That page came from a regular, Pre-Bendis Avengers book, not an Ultimate book.

/by Geoff "I hate it if it was created after 1972" Johns.


It did?! Oh, Christ. That's awful. At least punching her clit full strength would be in character for 616 Pym.
 
2014-08-01 12:41:53 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: FirstNationalBastard: Bareefer Obonghit: loki see loki do: [www.maragos.org image 495x776]

Pervy!

F*cking sh*tful Ultimate Universe. He maintains his strength when he shrinks, so if we assume he was cavorting around her vagina it would have felt to her like a strong adult man speed bagging her clit full strength, but not with his tongue in a good way, but with his fists in an African female circumcision way.

LowbrowDeluxe: [static.comicvine.com image 575x279]

And f*ck Reed Richards, too. Dude could clearly cure cancer, or any major disease, or help out the whole population in countless ways. But instead he spends his time designing new ways to kill off entire alternate universes. The only reason that prick is a hero is because he picked the name Mr. Fantastic instead of Doctor Doom.

Uh... That page came from a regular, Pre-Bendis Avengers book, not an Ultimate book.

/by Geoff "I hate it if it was created after 1972" Johns.

It did?! Oh, Christ. That's awful. At least punching her clit full strength would be in character for 616 Pym.


Why couldn't he, you know, be gentle? Have you ever even been with a woman?
 
2014-08-01 12:47:15 PM  
So he doesn't create Ultron and has no woman to beat on?  What's the point of this movie??
 
2014-08-01 01:13:18 PM  

Shrugging Atlas: So he doesn't create Ultron and has no woman to beat on?  What's the point of this movie??


Money. Lots and lots of money.
 
2014-08-01 01:22:16 PM  

Kid the Universe: Bareefer Obonghit: FirstNationalBastard: Bareefer Obonghit: loki see loki do: [www.maragos.org image 495x776]

Pervy!

F*cking sh*tful Ultimate Universe. He maintains his strength when he shrinks, so if we assume he was cavorting around her vagina it would have felt to her like a strong adult man speed bagging her clit full strength, but not with his tongue in a good way, but with his fists in an African female circumcision way.

LowbrowDeluxe: [static.comicvine.com image 575x279]

And f*ck Reed Richards, too. Dude could clearly cure cancer, or any major disease, or help out the whole population in countless ways. But instead he spends his time designing new ways to kill off entire alternate universes. The only reason that prick is a hero is because he picked the name Mr. Fantastic instead of Doctor Doom.

Uh... That page came from a regular, Pre-Bendis Avengers book, not an Ultimate book.

/by Geoff "I hate it if it was created after 1972" Johns.

It did?! Oh, Christ. That's awful. At least punching her clit full strength would be in character for 616 Pym.

Why couldn't he, you know, be gentle? Have you ever even been with a woman?


After reading my initial posts raging about the physics of Ant-Man speed bagging a clit and how mad it makes me that a fictional scientist doesn't cure the ails of fictional humanity, are you really going to ask me that with a straight face?
 
2014-08-01 01:43:02 PM  
The cool thing about the ladies of the MCU is that they're all badass, but they're all badass in different ways. Pepper's a corporate magnate and the world's highest-paid babysitter. Natasha's cunning and wily, with a stealth-acrobatic fighting style. Jane Foster is the crazy brilliant scientist who, notably, DOESN'T have to give up on her career or get a makeover to find Twu Wuv -- hell, if anything Thor loves her more for her nerdy enthusiasm. Peggy was a straight-up ball buster who got the job done no matter what it took. And then there's Sif, who just barges in with a sword and board and kicks people's teeth in.

The only flavor of femininity that's noticeably missing is... well, a girly girl. Like, say, a sometimes-airheaded fashion designer who giggles and flirts a lot but is still just as devoted to saving the day as everyone else, and has a talent for unifying and motivating the people around her.

Jan would be amazing for the current MCU and it makes me mad she won't be there. She could drop some innuendo that'd make Cap turn purple.

Bareefer Obonghit: And f*ck Reed Richards, too.


Reed Richards is a sociopath. (I just found that last night. Fortuitous timing!)
 
2014-08-01 03:01:33 PM  

Kid the Universe: Bareefer Obonghit: FirstNationalBastard: Bareefer Obonghit: loki see loki do: [www.maragos.org image 495x776]

Pervy!

F*cking sh*tful Ultimate Universe. He maintains his strength when he shrinks, so if we assume he was cavorting around her vagina it would have felt to her like a strong adult man speed bagging her clit full strength, but not with his tongue in a good way, but with his fists in an African female circumcision way.

LowbrowDeluxe: [static.comicvine.com image 575x279]

And f*ck Reed Richards, too. Dude could clearly cure cancer, or any major disease, or help out the whole population in countless ways. But instead he spends his time designing new ways to kill off entire alternate universes. The only reason that prick is a hero is because he picked the name Mr. Fantastic instead of Doctor Doom.

Uh... That page came from a regular, Pre-Bendis Avengers book, not an Ultimate book.

/by Geoff "I hate it if it was created after 1972" Johns.

It did?! Oh, Christ. That's awful. At least punching her clit full strength would be in character for 616 Pym.

Why couldn't he, you know, be gentle? Have you ever even been with a woman?


What makes any of you think he wasn't being gentle with Jan?
 
2014-08-01 03:03:02 PM  

RainbeauxSue: The cool thing about the ladies of the MCU is that they're all badass, but they're all badass in different ways. Pepper's a corporate magnate and the world's highest-paid babysitter. Natasha's cunning and wily, with a stealth-acrobatic fighting style. Jane Foster is the crazy brilliant scientist who, notably, DOESN'T have to give up on her career or get a makeover to find Twu Wuv -- hell, if anything Thor loves her more for her nerdy enthusiasm. Peggy was a straight-up ball buster who got the job done no matter what it took. And then there's Sif, who just barges in with a sword and board and kicks people's teeth in.

The only flavor of femininity that's noticeably missing is... well, a girly girl. Like, say, a sometimes-airheaded fashion designer who giggles and flirts a lot but is still just as devoted to saving the day as everyone else, and has a talent for unifying and motivating the people around her.

Jan would be amazing for the current MCU and it makes me mad she won't be there. She could drop some innuendo that'd make Cap turn purple.


Yeah I'm sorry but Jan should be in the Ant-Man movie, period.
 
2014-08-01 03:03:02 PM  

RainbeauxSue: The cool thing about the ladies of the MCU is that they're all badass, but they're all badass in different ways. Pepper's a corporate magnate and the world's highest-paid babysitter. Natasha's cunning and wily, with a stealth-acrobatic fighting style. Jane Foster is the crazy brilliant scientist who, notably, DOESN'T have to give up on her career or get a makeover to find Twu Wuv -- hell, if anything Thor loves her more for her nerdy enthusiasm. Peggy was a straight-up ball buster who got the job done no matter what it took. And then there's Sif, who just barges in with a sword and board and kicks people's teeth in.

The only flavor of femininity that's noticeably missing is... well, a girly girl. Like, say, a sometimes-airheaded fashion designer who giggles and flirts a lot but is still just as devoted to saving the day as everyone else, and has a talent for unifying and motivating the people around her.

Jan would be amazing for the current MCU and it makes me mad she won't be there. She could drop some innuendo that'd make Cap turn purple.

Bareefer Obonghit: And f*ck Reed Richards, too.

Reed Richards is a sociopath. (I just found that last night. Fortuitous timing!)


Wow, that guy clearly doesn't get the point of twitter.
 
2014-08-01 03:28:01 PM  

Rwa2play: Yeah I'm sorry but Jan should be in the Ant-Man movie, period.


Hell, given that they're going with an older Pym and Scott Lang as Ant-Man, they could have cast an older woman as Jan and had her smarm/flirt her way through all the strapping young Chrises. That might have been even MORE awesome.
 
KIA
2014-08-01 04:31:06 PM  
Because this one is going to be a flaming bag of dog poo sitting on the doorstep waiting for the public to stomp on it.
 
2014-08-01 04:52:10 PM  

KIA: Because this one is going to be a flaming bag of dog poo sitting on the doorstep waiting for the public to stomp on it.


Said no one, ever.

:rolleyes:
 
2014-08-01 04:58:13 PM  
James Gunn deserves a good damn Oscar for making Batista a character that people could care about
 
2014-08-01 06:29:16 PM  

TheManofPA: James Gunn deserves a good damn Oscar for making Batista a character that people could care about


Or a tree.

"We are Groot."
 
2014-08-01 07:49:13 PM  
what spousal abuse in comic books may look like

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2014-08-01 08:24:50 PM  

RainbeauxSue: The cool thing about the ladies of the MCU is that they're all badass, but they're all badass in different ways. Pepper's a corporate magnate and the world's highest-paid babysitter. Natasha's cunning and wily, with a stealth-acrobatic fighting style. Jane Foster is the crazy brilliant scientist who, notably, DOESN'T have to give up on her career or get a makeover to find Twu Wuv -- hell, if anything Thor loves her more for her nerdy enthusiasm. Peggy was a straight-up ball buster who got the job done no matter what it took. And then there's Sif, who just barges in with a sword and board and kicks people's teeth in.

The only flavor of femininity that's noticeably missing is... well, a girly girl. Like, say, a sometimes-airheaded fashion designer who giggles and flirts a lot but is still just as devoted to saving the day as everyone else, and has a talent for unifying and motivating the people around her.

Jan would be amazing for the current MCU and it makes me mad she won't be there. She could drop some innuendo that'd make Cap turn purple.


Needs more She-Hulk.
 
2014-08-01 08:43:31 PM  

Mentat: RainbeauxSue: The cool thing about the ladies of the MCU is that they're all badass, but they're all badass in different ways. Pepper's a corporate magnate and the world's highest-paid babysitter. Natasha's cunning and wily, with a stealth-acrobatic fighting style. Jane Foster is the crazy brilliant scientist who, notably, DOESN'T have to give up on her career or get a makeover to find Twu Wuv -- hell, if anything Thor loves her more for her nerdy enthusiasm. Peggy was a straight-up ball buster who got the job done no matter what it took. And then there's Sif, who just barges in with a sword and board and kicks people's teeth in.

The only flavor of femininity that's noticeably missing is... well, a girly girl. Like, say, a sometimes-airheaded fashion designer who giggles and flirts a lot but is still just as devoted to saving the day as everyone else, and has a talent for unifying and motivating the people around her.

Jan would be amazing for the current MCU and it makes me mad she won't be there. She could drop some innuendo that'd make Cap turn purple.

Needs more She-Hulk.


Or Ms. Marvel. I'd be happy with either one of those heroines.
 
2014-08-01 10:05:35 PM  

Bendal: Or Ms. Marvel. I'd be happy with either one of those heroines.


I hope they eventually introduce SWORD.  Coulson sparring with Abigail Brand would be fun.
 
2014-08-02 12:27:19 AM  

RainbeauxSue: The cool thing about the ladies of the MCU is that they're all badass, but they're all badass in different ways. Pepper's a corporate magnate and the world's highest-paid babysitter. Natasha's cunning and wily, with a stealth-acrobatic fighting style. Jane Foster is the crazy brilliant scientist who, notably, DOESN'T have to give up on her career or get a makeover to find Twu Wuv -- hell, if anything Thor loves her more for her nerdy enthusiasm. Peggy was a straight-up ball buster who got the job done no matter what it took. And then there's Sif, who just barges in with a sword and board and kicks people's teeth in.

The only flavor of femininity that's noticeably missing is... well, a girly girl. Like, say, a sometimes-airheaded fashion designer who giggles and flirts a lot but is still just as devoted to saving the day as everyone else, and has a talent for unifying and motivating the people around her.

Jan would be amazing for the current MCU and it makes me mad she won't be there. She could drop some innuendo that'd make Cap turn purple.

Bareefer Obonghit: And f*ck Reed Richards, too.

Reed Richards is a sociopath. (I just found that last night. Fortuitous timing!)


Also, Reed Richards Is Useless.  Although it is about many characters who could benefit countless others with the products of their big, juicy, brains.  Really, I only mention it only for the phrase "Piss Shivers" in the second paragraph.
 
2014-08-02 12:58:36 AM  

Mentat: Needs more She-Hulk.


Right?! The entire world needs more She-Hulk. I love Carol too, and if she's introduced first as War Machine's love interest she could be pulled into the movies easily, especially since they're going the Kree angle in Agents of SHIELD.

I don't know that we'll ever get She-Hulk, because she's supposed to be pretty close in age to Bruce, and I don't think they're gutsy enough to cast a woman old enough to be Bruce's peer in an action role. They could cast a thirty-something and handwave it away, maybe. (I saw someone fancast Idina Menzel and squealed.)
 
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