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2014-08-01 01:17:21 PM  
Should be commended for not stepping between two rabid dogs.
 
2014-08-01 01:55:35 PM  
1) All nuclear weapon-capable countries announce that they're going to nuke Jerusalem and Mecca in 60 days, so everybody had better clear the fark out of those areas.
2) Nuke Jerusalem and Mecca.

Done.
 
2014-08-01 02:14:01 PM  
The Middle East.
They're responsible for themselves, damnit.

That.is.all.
 
2014-08-01 02:50:43 PM  
I say let him try. He seems like a fairly sharp guy, and whatever plan he comes up with can't be any worse than the previous failures.
 
2014-08-01 03:14:07 PM  
g-ecx.images-amazon.com

The international situation -- desperate as usual.
 
2014-08-01 03:27:40 PM  

Lando Lincoln: 1) All nuclear weapon-capable countries announce that they're going to nuke Jerusalem and Mecca in 60 days, so everybody had better clear the fark out of those areas.
2) Nuke Jerusalem and Mecca.

Done.



But what about the precious oil that Arabs are storing for us?
 
2014-08-01 05:22:54 PM  
HAHA HAHA like Canada has a say in foreign affairs
 
2014-08-01 06:21:20 PM  

lindalouwho: The Middle East.
They're responsible for themselves, damnit.

That.is.all.


$3 billion dollars a year buys the US a teensy bit of responsibility.
 
2014-08-01 06:48:08 PM  

Lando Lincoln: 1) All nuclear weapon-capable countries announce that they're going to nuke Jerusalem and Mecca in 60 days, so everybody had better clear the fark out of those areas.
2) Nuke Jerusalem and Mecca.

Done.


Bonus: All the really crazy types attempt the ol' handcuff-yourself-to-a-tree strategy on the city level, get "raptured".
 
2014-08-01 07:11:52 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: HAHA HAHA like Canada has a say in foreign affairs


I banged your momma last night.
 
2014-08-01 08:48:03 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: HAHA HAHA like Canada has a say in foreign affairs


Hey,  we have as much a say as anyone else does....

That doesn't mean anyone will listen,  but we can still say things.

/two months until hockey season
 
2014-08-01 08:53:46 PM  
Canada. Its like Wisconsin but a nation, apparently.
 
2014-08-01 08:56:06 PM  
Oh Canada...
 
2014-08-01 08:58:39 PM  
Ezra Levant is a flaming coont. That is all.
 
2014-08-01 09:00:47 PM  
Canada. Its like North Dakota but with less black people.
 
2014-08-01 09:02:14 PM  
i.cbc.ca

$471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?
 
2014-08-01 09:02:44 PM  
Calgary,  It's like Nez Perce Idaho, except it has a muslim mayor....
 
2014-08-01 09:02:47 PM  
Better to ask Nenshi than Rob Ford...
 
2014-08-01 09:04:30 PM  

Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?


I prefer to think of it as a stargate myself...
 
2014-08-01 09:04:41 PM  
Politicians using a tragedy for there own agenda? Unthinkable.
 
2014-08-01 09:05:24 PM  
 his "wilful blindness" toward the violence that occurred at a pro-Palestinian rally July 18, despite the fact the mayor publicly condemned the acts last week.

Ha ha!  Obviously he should have led a lynch mob with torches and pitchforks or maybe fired a few rockets at whoever started the violence.

Do protests about Gaza and Israel have any effect at all?  I don't think Israel gives a shiat if people in Calgary protest.  Hamas may feel encouraged a little, but I really don't think protests in Calgary or even Paris or Tel Aviv is what's really on their mind.

I was watching some show yesterday and the guy was talking about how people all over the world are protesting Israel actions against Gaza (I think it was on RT).  So the pro-Israeli guy says 1700 people were killed in Syria yesterday, and nobody says shiat about that, but I appreciate the fact that Israel is being held to a higher standard.

I've come to the conclusion that it's all theater for us to soak up and enjoy.

What would they talk about on the news if it weren't for Gaza and Ukraine?

Just as an experiment I just checked CNN, Al Jazeera and BBC.  All 3 of them were talking about Gaza.

I checked RT, but for some reason Larry King is interviewing Craig Ferguson.  I'm sure they'll get back to Gaza and Ukraine and blaming Israel and the US shortly.
 
2014-08-01 09:07:59 PM  

stuffy: Politicians using a tragedy for there own agenda? Unthinkable.


This one wants nothing to do with it,  the protesters? keep dragging him into it.
 
2014-08-01 09:10:12 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Canada. Its like Wisconsin but a nation, apparently.


Well, they do have beer and an airline.

It also helps that arguably they have a football team and proxy nukes (via the US) too.
 
2014-08-01 09:10:13 PM  
The most comprehensive peace plan for the Middle East is to ignore them, let them continue to kill each other, and get on with our lives. You know, like what we do with Africa.
 
2014-08-01 09:16:21 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?

I prefer to think of it as a stargate myself...


yeah that works, they should jazz it up a bit carve some star signs into it. How about next time I'm in town I get a 40 of Royal Reserve and we go fix it up?
 
2014-08-01 09:17:16 PM  

Wingnutwillie: Representative of the unwashed masses: Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?

I prefer to think of it as a stargate myself...

yeah that works, they should jazz it up a bit carve some star signs into it. How about next time I'm in town I get a 40 of Royal Reserve and we go fix it up?


Deal!
 
2014-08-01 09:19:40 PM  

fusillade762: lindalouwho: The Middle East.
They're responsible for themselves, damnit.

That.is.all.

$3 billion dollars a year buys the US a teensy bit of responsibility.


OTOH this has been going on for far too long.

If you consider the whole region - since the beginning of time.
 
KNW
2014-08-01 09:20:49 PM  
Ezra Levant wants to be our version of Bill ORLY and he's got a hate boner for Nenshi.

He's also got the hots for mAnn Coulter, which means his opinion can be pretty much ignored and we'd be better off.
 
2014-08-01 09:25:34 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Wingnutwillie: Representative of the unwashed masses: Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?

I prefer to think of it as a stargate myself...

yeah that works, they should jazz it up a bit carve some star signs into it. How about next time I'm in town I get a 40 of Royal Reserve and we go fix it up?

Deal!


I smell a Calgary FarkParty!
 
2014-08-01 09:30:08 PM  
Argument between local felafel and schwarma vendors
/I was raised muslim so I felt pretty guilty when I had a bagel with lox for breakfast
 
2014-08-01 09:30:22 PM  
Albertans can't think past their jacked-up pickups with truck nutz, racism and homophobia to care about anything but the price of oil and lucky lager.
 
2014-08-01 09:30:32 PM  

lindalouwho: fusillade762: lindalouwho: The Middle East.
They're responsible for themselves, damnit.

That.is.all.

$3 billion dollars a year buys the US a teensy bit of responsibility.

OTOH this has been going on for far too long.

If you consider the whole region - since the beginning of time.


Well, I wouldn't go that far. I'm sure there was a time when there were no humans there.
 
2014-08-01 09:36:22 PM  

Lando Lincoln: 1) All nuclear weapon-capable countries announce that they're going to nuke Jerusalem and Mecca in 60 days, so everybody had better clear the fark out of those areas.
2) Nuke Jerusalem and Mecca.

Done.


As for 2:

You do realise that Jerusalem is a holy city for Muslims as well (and Christians?).

Mohammed lept into heaven from the temple mount in Jerusalem, and his footprint is still imprinted in the rock inside the mosque there.


Nuking Jerusalem ought to be enough, no city to fight over. Everyone lost something. There's no reason to draw Mecca into this.
 
2014-08-01 09:48:22 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Albertans can't think past their jacked-up pickups with truck nutz, racism and homophobia to care about anything but the price of oil and lucky lager.


Aw geez and here I was all ready to party for your trip to Calgary when e do have a fark party...
 
2014-08-01 09:48:24 PM  
Farkin Canucks, evil to the core.
 
2014-08-01 09:51:15 PM  

fusillade762: lindalouwho: fusillade762: lindalouwho: The Middle East.
They're responsible for themselves, damnit.

That.is.all.

$3 billion dollars a year buys the US a teensy bit of responsibility.

OTOH this has been going on for far too long.

If you consider the whole region - since the beginning of time.

Well, I wouldn't go that far. I'm sure there was a time when there were no humans there.


Dinosaur fights.
 
2014-08-01 10:22:57 PM  
I understand protesting in the country you live in about some policy or law or something going on where you live that you don't like.

But I will never understand the logic behind protesting in one country about something happening half the world away in another country.  Want to change what's going on in Israel and the Gaza?  Go the FARK over there and do something about it.  It's not like people in Jerusalem will read the paper or online news and go, "Oh shiat they are protesting in Calgary, we better farking stop!"

Stop brining your old world bigotry to the new world.  Want to live here?  Leave it at the farking door when you step off that plane or boat.
 
2014-08-01 10:47:23 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Albertans can't think past their jacked-up pickups with truck nutz, racism and homophobia to care about anything but the price of oil and lucky lager.

Aw geez and here I was all ready to party for your trip to Calgary when e do have a fark party...


We're not all cheap beer and truck nuts...
 
2014-08-01 10:50:07 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?

I prefer to think of it as a stargate myself...


A Stargate has chevrons. CHEVRONS! HOW THE FARK YOU DIAL A STARGATE WITHOUT CHEVRONS!
 
2014-08-01 10:53:13 PM  

Wingnutwillie: [i.cbc.ca image 620x349]

$471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?


Maybe they could get a really huge hipster to ride it.
 
2014-08-01 10:55:04 PM  

Lsherm: Representative of the unwashed masses: Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?

I prefer to think of it as a stargate myself...

A Stargate has chevrons. CHEVRONS! HOW THE FARK YOU DIAL A STARGATE WITHOUT CHEVRONS!


We have an analog DHD obviously....
 
2014-08-01 10:55:41 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Albertans can't think past their jacked-up pickups with truck nutz, racism and homophobia to care about anything but the price of oil and lucky lager.


Yet Calgary voted in a Muslim mayor...TWICE!
 
2014-08-01 10:56:49 PM  

rustypouch: Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Albertans can't think past their jacked-up pickups with truck nutz, racism and homophobia to care about anything but the price of oil and lucky lager.

Aw geez and here I was all ready to party for your trip to Calgary when e do have a fark party...

We're not all cheap beer and truck nuts...


You're racist, sexist and homophobic too.
 
2014-08-01 10:58:55 PM  

Lando Lincoln: 1) All nuclear weapon-capable countries announce that they're going to nuke Jerusalem and Mecca in 60 days, so everybody had better clear the fark out of those areas.
2) Nuke Jerusalem and Mecca.

Done.


No, they will still fight over the smoking ruins.
 
2014-08-01 11:02:19 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Lsherm: Representative of the unwashed masses: Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?

I prefer to think of it as a stargate myself...

A Stargate has chevrons. CHEVRONS! HOW THE FARK YOU DIAL A STARGATE WITHOUT CHEVRONS!

We have an analog DHD obviously....


Analog DHDs were a Zionist plot (device).
 
2014-08-01 11:04:08 PM  
He may be the man to bridge the gap between these two
 
2014-08-01 11:18:55 PM  

silverjets: I understand protesting in the country you live in about some policy or law or something going on where you live that you don't like.

But I will never understand the logic behind protesting in one country about something happening half the world away in another country.  Want to change what's going on in Israel and the Gaza?  Go the FARK over there and do something about it.  It's not like people in Jerusalem will read the paper or online news and go, "Oh shiat they are protesting in Calgary, we better farking stop!"

Stop brining your old world bigotry to the new world.  Want to live here?  Leave it at the farking door when you step off that plane or boat.


No kidding. We invented twitter hashtags so you wouldn't bother us or clog our streets anymore.
 
2014-08-01 11:38:14 PM  

Nasty Celt: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Albertans can't think past their jacked-up pickups with truck nutz, racism and homophobia to care about anything but the price of oil and lucky lager.

Yet Calgary voted in a Muslim mayor...TWICE!


The exception that proves the rule. You also voted for ultra-right wing, tea party north, bigots like, Stephen Harper, Ralph Klein, Rob Anders, Preston Manning and Jason Kenney. But yeah, that one Muslim guy is a real indicator of voting paterns.
 
2014-08-01 11:43:14 PM  

Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?


That's what passes for art in Hicksville? At least put up a black velvet Elvis or propane tank robots.
 
2014-08-01 11:54:44 PM  
Ezra Levant is a cockbag.
 
2014-08-02 12:14:50 AM  

Wingnutwillie: [i.cbc.ca image 620x349]

$471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?


Blaming the sculpture on the Mayor poor guy is just as bad as blaming him for not condemning violence when he has already condemned violence.  He has stated publicly that he does not like the sculpture and thinks it was a waste of money.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Albertans can't think past their jacked-up pickups with truck nutz, racism and homophobia to care about anything but the price of oil and lucky lager.


I really don't think that a troll account with that name should be throwing accusations of homophobia around willy nilly.
 
2014-08-02 12:25:29 AM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?

That's what passes for art in Hicksville? At least put up a black velvet Elvis or propane tank robots.


Didn't you come trolling into the last Alberta thread?  Do you really have nothing better to do?
 
2014-08-02 12:28:08 AM  
I stopped at the picture. Story could have been ipsem dolor and it would have been fine with me.
 
2014-08-02 12:48:35 AM  

Naritai: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?

That's what passes for art in Hicksville? At least put up a black velvet Elvis or propane tank robots.

Didn't you come trolling into the last Alberta thread?  Do you really have nothing better to do?


nope, the Leafs are already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs and the Jays did nothing to improve at the deadline, he has all sorts of time on his hands.
 
2014-08-02 12:54:07 AM  
FTA - "Stop killing our kids. Give us food, give us water, give us shelter," said one Palestinian supporter who refused to give his name to reporters. "Put religion and politics to the side. Kids are dying. That's the main thing why we're here."

You're the one killing your kids
 
2014-08-02 02:04:17 AM  
I like that blue circle. It has both the blue-ness and the circle qualities I often enjoy in inanimate objects.

But really, black and green triangles is really where it's at.
 
2014-08-02 02:10:29 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: FTA - "Stop killing our kids. Give us food, give us water, give us shelter," said one Palestinian supporter who refused to give his name to reporters. "Put religion and politics to the side. Kids are dying. That's the main thing why we're here."

You're the one killing your kids


You really think that?  You really think every single Palestinian in the Gaza strip supports firing missiles at Israel?

Do you think that they're all complicit in acting as human shields and hiding Hamas's stashes of rockets?

Imagine for a moment that you were born in the Gaza Strip.  Half of their population is under 18 so most of them have never known anything but constant domination by Israel.  I'm sure most of them would be more than happy if they could just live their lives without Hamas firing rockets and without Israel firing back.

What are you going to do?  I don't blame Israel for firing back, but there doesn't seem to be anywhere safe in Gaza.  UN shelters, hospitals, schools keep getting blown up on the premise that Hamas is firing rockets from them.  I don't know if they really were firing from there or not.  I did hear Israel said hitting a certain school the other day was a "mistake", but for the most part they stand by their targets.

So what exactly would you do if you were in Gaza with your children?   What would you do if Hamas decided to store rockets in the basement of your apartment?  Would you stop them?  Could you stop them?  Would you move?  And if so, where would you move?
 
2014-08-02 02:45:55 AM  

Wingnutwillie: Representative of the unwashed masses: Wingnutwillie: Representative of the unwashed masses: Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?

I prefer to think of it as a stargate myself...

yeah that works, they should jazz it up a bit carve some star signs into it. How about next time I'm in town I get a 40 of Royal Reserve and we go fix it up?

Deal!

I smell a Calgary FarkParty!


Im in!
 
2014-08-02 02:47:41 AM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Wingnutwillie: $471,000 "art sculpture" in Calgary, yeah we really wanna hear how Naheed Nenshi is gonna solve the problems in the Middle East, maybe a giant red Peace Triangle?

That's what passes for art in Hicksville? At least put up a black velvet Elvis or propane tank robots.


Hey we hate it as much as or more than you pretend to hate it.
 
2014-08-02 03:42:01 AM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Albertans can't think past their jacked-up pickups with truck nutz, racism and homophobia to care about anything but the price of oil and lucky lager.


You need a new scthick. It's your beloved gay mecca of Toronto that has the ignorant, inbred, crack junkie mayor.
 
2014-08-02 06:12:03 AM  

Hiro-ACiD: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Albertans can't think past their jacked-up pickups with truck nutz, racism and homophobia to care about anything but the price of oil and lucky lager.

You need a new scthick. It's your beloved gay mecca of Toronto that has the ignorant, inbred, crack junkie mayor.


Meh... A one times take thrust upon the city of Toronto by our own rednecks in the suburbs. Torontonians didn't vote for him, and he'll be thrown out next election.

How many times have Calgarians voted for radical right, regressive, anti-immigrant, anti-women, queer hating arch-conservative Harper?

We fix our mistakes, Albertans destroy the country with theirs.
 
2014-08-02 06:21:39 AM  
Gaylord Q. Tinkledink:

Meh... A one times taketimemistake thrust upon the city of Toronto by our own rednecks in the suburbs. Torontonians didn't vote for him, and he'll be thrown out next election.

How many times have Calgarians voted for radical right, regressive, anti-immigrant, anti-women, queer hating arch-conservative, Harper?

We fix our mistakes, Albertans destroy the country with theirs.
 
2014-08-02 06:44:13 AM  
And it's no surprise Albertans would support the Israeli genocide of the Palestinian people. Christian fundamentalists think that the existence of Israel is a prerequisite for the return of their zombie carpenter/imaginary friend.
 
2014-08-02 07:15:09 AM  

cc_rider: Ezra Levant is a flaming coont. That is all.


That is an insult to flaming coonts everywhere.
 
2014-08-02 07:47:56 AM  

Ronin Around: cc_rider: Ezra Levant is a flaming coont. That is all.

That is an insult to flaming coonts everywhere.


A third rate Glen Beck from Calgary? Why am I not surprised?
 
2014-08-02 03:54:15 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Meh... A one times take thrust upon the city of Toronto by our own rednecks in the suburbs. Torontonians didn't vote for him, and he'll be thrown out next election.

How many times have Calgarians voted for radical right, regressive, anti-immigrant, anti-women, queer hating arch-conservative Harper?

We fix our mistakes, Albertans destroy the country with theirs.


? I dont think we do... Ontario isnt exactly a boom town these days. How much of Albertas money is getting pumped into your province to keep it from going all Detroit? Oh yeah. An assload. 

Harper is not the hateful George Bush wanna be that you paint him as. No more than Justin Trudeau is a limp wristed fiscally unsound hippie who wants to rape the west to fuel the entitled bloated manufacturing unions in ontario and the construction buisness mafia of south Quebec. Harper is no better or worse than any of the other lying promise crapping beauracrats we elect to that office. Remember the Chretien years? The little red book? Remember how the liberals adopted the kyoto accord and then did nothing about it? Remember OPEC protesters getting pepper sprayed? That wasnt a conservative government beating down dirty hippies... Painting Harper as a monster doesn't make any point except that your a delusional. It makes you look like a teabagger. 

You can mock Albertans for driving their pickup trucks around everywhere but how many Mercedes and BMWs and Audis do you see cruising around the GTA? Tons. And im willing to bet most of them are financed to hell. Your dick car is no different than a dick truck.
 
2014-08-02 03:56:04 PM  
Well, if the Graduate Student Union from my upstate NY state university could so engross its time, budget, and energy, fighting for the rights of Colombian coffee workers, going so far as to send a half dozen of its officers overseas for a week-long sit-in, as to overlook the deadline for filing contract paperwork that ensured that their dues-paying membership would get the retroactive pay they were due, then a Canadian city should be working on a comprehensive long-term plan for Middle East peace.  Remember, it's our mission if we can think of it!
 
2014-08-02 04:42:17 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Nasty Celt: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Albertans can't think past their jacked-up pickups with truck nutz, racism and homophobia to care about anything but the price of oil and lucky lager.

Yet Calgary voted in a Muslim mayor...TWICE!

The exception that proves the rule. You also voted for ultra-right wing, tea party north, bigots like, Stephen Harper, Ralph Klein, Rob Anders, Preston Manning and Jason Kenney. But yeah, that one Muslim guy is a real indicator of voting paterns.


Actually Gaydink we voted against the right wing crazies in the Wildrose Party last election. Stop living in the past. Harper's a goner next year. Klein is dead. Rob Anders lost the nomination.Manning runs a Conservative shill school in Calgary and has been out of politics for a long time. and Kenney is a running joke around here. If you're looking for the Tea Party it's right where you live in trucknut America.
 
2014-08-02 04:49:01 PM  

Mock26: Lando Lincoln: 1) All nuclear weapon-capable countries announce that they're going to nuke Jerusalem and Mecca in 60 days, so everybody had better clear the fark out of those areas.
2) Nuke Jerusalem and Mecca.

Done.

No, they will still fight over the smoking ruins.


It would be a better idea to dump all of the worlds nuclear waste there so it will never be habitable again.
 
2014-08-02 05:22:52 PM  
What does Calgary think a solution is for the Middle East???

STAMPEDE!!!
 
2014-08-02 08:46:54 PM  

BATMANATEE: Mock26: Lando Lincoln: 1) All nuclear weapon-capable countries announce that they're going to nuke Jerusalem and Mecca in 60 days, so everybody had better clear the fark out of those areas.
2) Nuke Jerusalem and Mecca.

Done.

No, they will still fight over the smoking ruins.

It would be a better idea to dump all of the worlds nuclear waste there so it will never be habitable again.


They would still fight over it.
 
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