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(Tumblr)   "50 Sheds of Grey." "'Get down on your hands and knees,' she ordered, 'and I'll take you places you've never been.' It was the strictest GPS ever." "'Smack the bottom hard,' she cried. 'I am,' I said, 'but the ketchup still won't come out'"   (tumblr.com) divider line 19
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2014-08-01 11:51:10 AM  
I have no interest in 50SoG but the GPs and Ketchup joke were good. Also liked the balloon giraffe one.
 
2014-08-01 01:13:50 PM  
"Give it to me, give it to me now!" she cried, "I'm so farking wet!"
But it was my umbrella.
 
2014-08-01 01:32:51 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-01 01:34:10 PM  
no Arthur '2 sheds' comments yet? i am disappoint
 
2014-08-01 01:36:47 PM  
Welcome to Fark parties....
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-01 01:37:56 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: no Arthur '2 sheds' comments yet? i am disappoint


We don't want to conflate high art and 50 Shades of Grey.
 
2014-08-01 01:39:59 PM  
Arthur Jackson's been busy lately, I see.
 
2014-08-01 02:17:34 PM  
I....don't get it.

Yes, I've read the book(s).  Because my morbid curiosity got the better of me and my sister had them.

Still don't get it.

Oh well.
 
2014-08-01 02:31:27 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: I....don't get it.

Yes, I've read the book(s).  Because my morbid curiosity got the better of me and my sister had them.

Still don't get it.

Oh well.


What's to get? It's terribly written Twilight fanfic about awful people in an abusive relationship, who deserve every shiatty thing they do to eachother while having repetitive sex, that happens to be some of the best sellingest literature of all time.
Makes perfect sense.
 
2014-08-01 02:38:03 PM  

Dansker: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I....don't get it.

Yes, I've read the book(s).  Because my morbid curiosity got the better of me and my sister had them.

Still don't get it.

Oh well.

What's to get? It's terribly written Twilight fanfic about awful people in an abusive relationship, who deserve every shiatty thing they do to eachother while having repetitive sex, that happens to be some of the best sellingest literature of all time.
Makes perfect sense.


I never even gave it that much credit.  I called it a translation of porn into how a 6th grade girl thinks it is written.  And I was being generous.

Why anyone would go to the effort to put of "50 Sheds of Grey" is beyond me though.

The bolded part saddens me.
 
2014-08-01 04:55:23 PM  
now, THAT"S writing
 
2014-08-01 04:55:25 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: no Arthur '2 sheds' comments yet? i am disappoint


Sorry I'm late...
 
2014-08-01 05:03:07 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Dansker: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I....don't get it.

Yes, I've read the book(s).  Because my morbid curiosity got the better of me and my sister had them.

Still don't get it.

Oh well.

What's to get? It's terribly written Twilight fanfic about awful people in an abusive relationship, who deserve every shiatty thing they do to eachother while having repetitive sex, that happens to be some of the best sellingest literature of all time.
Makes perfect sense.

I never even gave it that much credit.  I called it a translation of porn into how a 6th grade girl thinks it is written.  And I was being generous.

Why anyone would go to the effort to put of "50 Sheds of Grey" is beyond me though.

The bolded part saddens me.


It's the Cinemax of girl porn. Cinemax only DREAMS of being that popular though.
 
2014-08-01 06:42:13 PM  
like Dorian Grey?
 
2014-08-01 07:12:25 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-01 07:21:59 PM  

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: no Arthur '2 sheds' comments yet? i am disappoint

Sorry I'm late...


slow clap...
 
2014-08-01 09:46:23 PM  
Fanny Merkin is an awesome pen name!
 
2014-08-01 11:18:53 PM  

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: no Arthur '2 sheds' comments yet? i am disappoint

Sorry I'm late...


So, did you write this parody... in the shed?
 
2014-08-02 02:53:35 PM  

"Strangelove"

There'll be times
When my crimes
Will seem almost unforgivable
I give in to sin
Because you have to make this life livable
But when you think I've had enough
From your sea of love
I'll take more than another riverful
And I'll make it all worthwhile
I'll make your heart smile

Strangelove
Strange highs and strange lows
Strangelove
That's how my love goes
Strangelove
Will you give it to me
Will you take the pain
I will give to you
Again and again
And will you return it

There'll be days
When I stray
I may appear to be
Constantly out of reach
I give in to sin
Because I like to practice what I preach
I'm not trying to say
I'll have it all my way
I'm always willing to learn
When you've got something to teach
And I'll make it all worthwhile
I'll make your heart smile

Pain will you return it
I'll say it again - pain
Pain will you return it
I won't say it again

I give in
Again and again
I give in
Will you give it to be
I give in
I'll say it again
I give in

I give in
Again and again
I give in
That's how my love goes
I give in
I'll say it again
I give in

 
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