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2014-08-01 12:54:55 AM  
I want my money back please
 
2014-08-01 01:25:55 AM  
oh god no.

Force brogue kick?
 
2014-08-01 04:29:23 AM  
Isn't Vader dead in Episode 7, having been killed off in Episode 6? So, if he's dead, he would only return as a phantom, and in that case, why not use Hayden Christensen? I know, I know... Whiny Stalker Anakin sucks, but for continuity's sake, he would be the correct choice.
 
2014-08-01 06:58:52 AM  

MmmmBacon: Isn't Vader dead in Episode 7, having been killed off in Episode 6? So, if he's dead, he would only return as a phantom, and in that case, why not use Hayden Christensen? I know, I know... Whiny Stalker Anakin sucks, but for continuity's sake, he would be the correct choice.


Well technically that would be Anakin, not Vader. Vader in the suit is dead as farking fried chicken and I don't think even JJ would come up with some contrivance to bring him back. Maybe he's another Sith.

I'm not believing any rumors this early
 
2014-08-01 08:53:13 AM  

MmmmBacon: o, if he's dead, he would only return as a phantom, and in that case, why not use Hayden Christensen? I know, I know... Whiny Stalker Anakin sucks, but for continuity's sake, he would be the correct choice.


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O HAI GUYZ WATS GOIN ON
 
2014-08-01 08:53:53 AM  

MmmmBacon: Isn't Vader dead in Episode 7, having been killed off in Episode 6? So, if he's dead, he would only return as a phantom, and in that case, why not use Hayden Christensen? I know, I know... Whiny Stalker Anakin sucks, but for continuity's sake, he would be the correct choice.


Maybe flashbacks?  I dunno.  Or maybe shamus will play Anikin Ghost like at the end of Jedi (1986 version).
 
2014-08-01 08:57:43 AM  
Why is this in the entertainment tab?!
 
2014-08-01 08:59:18 AM  
Seems fitting.


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"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
 
2014-08-01 09:00:02 AM  

machoprogrammer: Why is this in the entertainment tab?!


Because fark you, that's why.
 
2014-08-01 09:10:12 AM  

MmmmBacon: Isn't Vader dead in Episode 7, having been killed off in Episode 6? So, if he's dead, he would only return as a phantom, and in that case, why not use Hayden Christensen? I know, I know... Whiny Stalker Anakin sucks, but for continuity's sake, he would be the correct choice.


I know, right?  Because cloning doesn't exist in the Star Wars universe, huh?
 
2014-08-01 09:12:56 AM  
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SO SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!1
 
2014-08-01 09:14:19 AM  
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2014-08-01 09:15:48 AM  
Hello? Darth Vader is dead and was burned.
 
2014-08-01 09:16:02 AM  
StarWars moneys?  TIME FOR A JIG!

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OR TWO!!!!

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2014-08-01 09:16:49 AM  
So will Darth Vader be a lobsterhead? If so, it's shameful.

/Too many limes
 
2014-08-01 09:17:05 AM  
HIS McMIDICHLORIANS ARE OFF THE CHARTSSSSS!!!!!

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2014-08-01 09:18:26 AM  
GIVE ME THOSE STARWARS TOYS!

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2014-08-01 09:19:52 AM  

Six_By_Nine: MmmmBacon: Isn't Vader dead in Episode 7, having been killed off in Episode 6? So, if he's dead, he would only return as a phantom, and in that case, why not use Hayden Christensen? I know, I know... Whiny Stalker Anakin sucks, but for continuity's sake, he would be the correct choice.

I know, right?  Because cloning doesn't exist in the Star Wars universe, huh?


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2014-08-01 09:21:59 AM  
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2014-08-01 09:24:45 AM  
NEVER ENOUGH SHEAMUS

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2014-08-01 09:26:47 AM  

EyeballKid: MmmmBacon: o, if he's dead, he would only return as a phantom, and in that case, why not use Hayden Christensen? I know, I know... Whiny Stalker Anakin sucks, but for continuity's sake, he would be the correct choice.

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O HAI GUYZ WATS GOIN ON


farking loser single handedly destryed Star Wars.
 
2014-08-01 09:26:57 AM  
The nerds are mad at me, fella?

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2014-08-01 09:37:23 AM  
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2014-08-01 09:39:12 AM  
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I hope he gets the job and quits WWE. Mainly because I liked him more as a heel and Vince is misusing him now. Get a career going in movies and fark Vince
 
2014-08-01 09:43:47 AM  
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James Earl Jones...You are Luke's Father
 
2014-08-01 09:50:32 AM  
Fighter  Jedi

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/the dudes behind this kid are pissssssssed
 
2014-08-01 09:51:42 AM  
Goddam Irish
 
2014-08-01 09:58:25 AM  

Six_By_Nine: I know, right?  Because cloning doesn't exist in the Star Wars universe, huh?


Not cloning random people and calling them by the same name, no. And the guy looks nothing like Hayden Christenson (who is Anakin in his adult, non farked up form, deal with it) so he'd have to be wearing the Vader suit, so since the original is destroyed, he'd have to find a Party City. None of it makes sense, even by JJ Abrahms standards.
 
2014-08-01 10:02:55 AM  
"Sheamus is going to be in the next Star Wars movie Brain?"

"Someone call Jar Jar Binks. He will soon be off the hook as the 'worst Star Wars character ever'!"
 
2014-08-01 10:03:36 AM  
BAH GOD KING I THINK HE JUST KILLED OBI WAN!!!!
 
2014-08-01 10:08:55 AM  

Mugato: Six_By_Nine: I know, right?  Because cloning doesn't exist in the Star Wars universe, huh?

Not cloning random people and calling them by the same name, no. And the guy looks nothing like Hayden Christenson (who is Anakin in his adult, non farked up form, deal with it) so he'd have to be wearing the Vader suit, so since the original is destroyed, he'd have to find a Party City. None of it makes sense, even by JJ Abrahms standards.


*shrug*  I'm not saying it's going to be perfect.  I'm just refuting the point that "dead" in the Star Wars universe, by virtue of cloning, probably only means "mostly dead".

I left out the fine-tune details on that because I'm getting too old to debate stuff I haven't seen in implementation yet until I'm getting paid to.
 
2014-08-01 10:09:41 AM  

Six_By_Nine: Mugato: Six_By_Nine: I know, right?  Because cloning doesn't exist in the Star Wars universe, huh?

Not cloning random people and calling them by the same name, no. And the guy looks nothing like Hayden Christenson (who is Anakin in his adult, non farked up form, deal with it) so he'd have to be wearing the Vader suit, so since the original is destroyed, he'd have to find a Party City. None of it makes sense, even by JJ Abrahms standards.

*shrug*  I'm not saying it's going to be perfect.  I'm just refuting the point that "dead" in the Star Wars universe, by virtue of cloning, probably only means "mostly dead".

I left out the fine-tune details on that because I'm getting too old to debate stuff I haven't seen in implementation yet until I'm getting paid to.


Sorry, not refuting my own point...gah, need coffee.  Refuting the point that dead is dead is dead.
 
2014-08-01 10:19:31 AM  

Six_By_Nine: Mugato: Six_By_Nine: I know, right?  Because cloning doesn't exist in the Star Wars universe, huh?

Not cloning random people and calling them by the same name, no. And the guy looks nothing like Hayden Christenson (who is Anakin in his adult, non farked up form, deal with it) so he'd have to be wearing the Vader suit, so since the original is destroyed, he'd have to find a Party City. None of it makes sense, even by JJ Abrahms standards.

*shrug*  I'm not saying it's going to be perfect.  I'm just refuting the point that "dead" in the Star Wars universe, by virtue of cloning, probably only means "mostly dead".

I left out the fine-tune details on that because I'm getting too old to debate stuff I haven't seen in implementation yet until I'm getting paid to.


This is a dumb rumor, simply because the evidence of it is laughable.

Really though, if you were a new evil villain and were trying to terrorize the galaxy and needed a symbol to borrow, Vader is a good choice.  Used properly, a faux Vader could appear.  I doubt that will happen, but it could make story sense.
 
2014-08-01 10:24:40 AM  

Mugato: Six_By_Nine: I know, right?  Because cloning doesn't exist in the Star Wars universe, huh?

Not cloning random people and calling them by the same name, no. And the guy looks nothing like Hayden Christenson (who is Anakin in his adult, non farked up form, deal with it) so he'd have to be wearing the Vader suit, so since the original is destroyed, he'd have to find a Party City. None of it makes sense, even by JJ Abrahms standards.


Expanded Universe stuff has Jedi clones typically being crazy as fark, completely powerless, or empty husks waiting for a Jedi soul to occupy them.

Also, under those naming conventions, he'd be Vaader.  Clones get their first vowel doubled.
 
2014-08-01 10:24:51 AM  

sign_of_Zeta: Really though, if you were a new evil villain and were trying to terrorize the galaxy and needed a symbol to borrow, Vader is a good choice.


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One might even say it's his time.
 
2014-08-01 10:26:38 AM  

Six_By_Nine: MmmmBacon: Isn't Vader dead in Episode 7, having been killed off in Episode 6? So, if he's dead, he would only return as a phantom, and in that case, why not use Hayden Christensen? I know, I know... Whiny Stalker Anakin sucks, but for continuity's sake, he would be the correct choice.

I know, right?  Because cloning doesn't exist in the Star Wars universe, huh?


But then his name would be Daarth Vaadeer.
 
2014-08-01 10:35:40 AM  

palelizard: Expanded Universe stuff has Jedi clones typically being crazy as fark, completely powerless, or empty husks waiting for a Jedi soul to occupy them.

Also, under those naming conventions, he'd be Vaader.  Clones get their first vowel doubled.


Yeah, the much beloved Zahn Trilogy, where clones have extra vowels in their names (but are most likely pronounced the same) and there are furry salamanders that absorb the Force. Unfortunately the EU's been scrapped as canon so all that great literature won't be in the films.

/wouldn't mind seeing Mara Jade
//course she'd be about 60 in these movies
///Julianne Moore, ftw
 
2014-08-01 10:37:57 AM  
Mugato:

/wouldn't mind seeing Mara Jade
//course she'd be about 60 in these movies
///Julianne Moore, ftw


I'll be in my bunk....wait, wrong 'verse.
 
2014-08-01 10:41:34 AM  

MmmmBacon: Isn't Vader dead in Episode 7, having been killed off in Episode 6? So, if he's dead, he would only return as a phantom, and in that case, why not use Hayden Christensen? I know, I know... Whiny Stalker Anakin sucks, but for continuity's sake, he would be the correct choice.


Bite your tongue, foul infidel!  The "correct" choice (for a "ghost" Anakin) would be Sebastian Shaw.

/ except he died in 1995
// his skeleton would still do better than Hayden Christensen
/// the assorted Special Editions are abominations which should be wiped from existence
//// help me! the slashies have gotten out of contro//
 
2014-08-01 10:52:08 AM  

Xanadone: Bite your tongue, foul infidel!  The "correct" choice (for a "ghost" Anakin) would be Sebastian Shaw.


People complain about changing the Anakin ghost to Hayden Christensen but when did Anakin pre-getting farked up ever look like Sebastian Shaw? It was really the only course of action.
 
2014-08-01 10:54:49 AM  

Mugato: Xanadone: Bite your tongue, foul infidel!  The "correct" choice (for a "ghost" Anakin) would be Sebastian Shaw.

People complain about changing the Anakin ghost to Hayden Christensen but when did Anakin pre-getting farked up ever look like Sebastian Shaw? It was really the only course of action.


Back in 1983 when the farking movie was made.
 
2014-08-01 10:59:24 AM  
I think it's unpossible for there to be a flashback/memory/hallucination by Luke about Vader and that be why we need someone in a Vader suit

UNPOSSIBLE.
 
2014-08-01 11:01:13 AM  

moothemagiccow: Mugato: Xanadone: Bite your tongue, foul infidel!  The "correct" choice (for a "ghost" Anakin) would be Sebastian Shaw.

People complain about changing the Anakin ghost to Hayden Christensen but when did Anakin pre-getting farked up ever look like Sebastian Shaw? It was really the only course of action.

Back in 1983 when the farking movie was made.


Yes. And then there were the prequels, when they showed what Anakin really looked like, not an 80 year old. It's not a difficult concept to grasp.
 
2014-08-01 11:02:05 AM  

Mugato: moothemagiccow: Mugato: Xanadone: Bite your tongue, foul infidel!  The "correct" choice (for a "ghost" Anakin) would be Sebastian Shaw.

People complain about changing the Anakin ghost to Hayden Christensen but when did Anakin pre-getting farked up ever look like Sebastian Shaw? It was really the only course of action.

Back in 1983 when the farking movie was made.

Yes. And then there were the prequels, when they showed what Anakin really looked like, not an 80 year old. It's not a difficult concept to grasp.


So did Han shoot first?
 
2014-08-01 11:08:20 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Mugato: moothemagiccow: Mugato: Xanadone: Bite your tongue, foul infidel!  The "correct" choice (for a "ghost" Anakin) would be Sebastian Shaw.

People complain about changing the Anakin ghost to Hayden Christensen but when did Anakin pre-getting farked up ever look like Sebastian Shaw? It was really the only course of action.

Back in 1983 when the farking movie was made.

Yes. And then there were the prequels, when they showed what Anakin really looked like, not an 80 year old. It's not a difficult concept to grasp.

So did Han shoot first?


That was a scene Lucas changed for no reason that didn't affect anything else in the films. Having Anakin's ghost look like some completely random guy who we now know Anakin never looked like is farked up continuity wise.

/talking to myself here
 
2014-08-01 11:09:21 AM  
They should have Vince be Darth Vader

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IT'S ME, SKYWALKER! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG SKYWALKER!
 
2014-08-01 11:20:52 AM  
Darth Vader is a tall guy in a suit voiced by James Earl Jones.

That is all he is.
 
2014-08-01 11:49:42 AM  
How or why would Vader be in a movie set decades after he was killed?
 
2014-08-01 11:59:16 AM  

machoprogrammer: They should have Vince be Darth Vader

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IT'S ME, SKYWALKER! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG SKYWALKER!


"Ahhhhh sonofabich."
 
2014-08-01 12:11:08 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: How or why would Vader be in a movie set decades after he was killed?


In a flashback, vision, or dream sequence? It's never been done before but it's just crazy enough to work.
Really, he HAS to appear in some way just for the merchandising. Disney ain't throwing away all that sweet Vader toy cash.
 
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