Danger Avoid Death: Scary? Why? It's just a f*cking doll nailed to a post, for Christ's sake ... okay, so I'm going to hell for typing that just now, but damn.I've seen some Japanese horror movies and the stuff that scares them just bewilders me. This one movie, this guy is going down some stairs, and on the lower landing he sees a little girl in a red dress, holding a balloon. Suddenly, he's paralyzed with fear, clawing at the wall behind him and gibbering in terror while this overly-dramatic music ratchets up the tension.WTF, dude? It's just a little kid in a dress. Looks normal, too, and very pleasant. WTF are you afraid of, the little girl, the balloon, or the red dress?Geez, Nancy-San, at least wait until she sprouts tentacles and tries to rip your face off before you pee your kimono.
gggoddammitt: A lot of it has to do with folklore. When the ancient religions of a region have like 2 million gods and spirits, stuff sticks around in cultural memory.
Twinkles: Elmo died for your sins...
lindalouwho: "But... Elmo LOVES YOU!!"
Loadmaster: Well, Elmo deserved it. Right?
LazyMedia: Loadmaster: Well, Elmo deserved it. Right?He IS an anti-Semitic asshole./And likes underage twinks
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