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(Gawker)   The London Zoo is being investigated because naked drunken guests have repeatedly tried to enter animal enclosures during lucrative after-hours parties that are putting the animals' welfare in danger   (gawker.com) divider line 50
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2014-07-31 07:56:03 PM  
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2014-07-31 08:35:35 PM  
I would think the lion exhibit encounter would be self-correcting.
 
2014-07-31 09:24:36 PM  

LewDux: [i.ytimg.com image 406x228]


Hmmm.  Yes, I forgot about that.   Appropriate.
 
2014-07-31 09:24:52 PM  
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It's OK, it's made for them.
 
2014-07-31 10:03:47 PM  

Lord Jubjub: I would think the lion exhibit encounter would be self-correcting.


fark that, the smaller apes are probably more dangerous.  They go straight for the genitals.
 
2014-07-31 10:14:49 PM  
The lucrative part is the alcohol sales. If they have to stop selling booze they will cancel the events.

/idiots
//always ruining things
 
2014-07-31 10:18:25 PM  
Hush my darlin'
Don't fear my darlin'
The lion sleeps tonight.
 
2014-07-31 10:27:24 PM  
and yet all they got served was smoked turkey.

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2014-07-31 11:56:32 PM  
this guy is wanted


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2014-07-31 11:58:59 PM  
"sometimes naked guests have repeatedly tried to enter animal enclosures, in one case, "a beer [was] thrown over a tiger,"

Makes sense to me, you'll never have your way with a sober tiger.
 
2014-08-01 12:00:50 AM  
Who hasn't wanted to get feisty with a gorilla?
 
2014-08-01 12:01:26 AM  
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2014-08-01 12:02:18 AM  

ReapTheChaos: "sometimes naked guests have repeatedly tried to enter animal enclosures, in one case, "a beer [was] thrown over a tiger,"

Makes sense to me, you'll never have your way with a sober tiger.


Always keep a bobcat in your pocket.
 
2014-08-01 12:02:21 AM  

Lsherm: Lord Jubjub: I would think the lion exhibit encounter would be self-correcting.

fark that, the smaller apes are probably more dangerous.  They go straight for the genitals.


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"SHOOT THE MONKEY!!"

/obscure?
 
2014-08-01 12:10:39 AM  
Idiot too close to the big cat cage trifecta is in play.

/just saying.
//don't let us down London.
 
2014-08-01 12:22:16 AM  
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2014-08-01 12:32:48 AM  

John Hopoate: [www.e271.net image 325x451]


Appropriate gesture, given your ID.
 
2014-08-01 12:39:48 AM  
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2014-08-01 12:40:59 AM  
yet in the united states, some dumb biatch will try to pet a lion only to have her hand cut off and try to sue a farking zoo for allowing her.
 
2014-08-01 12:42:34 AM  

lindalouwho: The lucrative part is the alcohol sales. If they have to stop selling booze they will cancel the events.

/idiots
//always ruining things


I can't imagine anyone with the Zoo seriously shutting down the parties due to that funding they get from these events, so yeah this is probably just a big non-event.

It's always 'tried' to break into the animal enclosure, so they're obviously have security of some sort making sure things don't get unreasonable for the animals and party goers.

It seems like the people doing this petition are probably upset that Zoos are run like businesses, and have to raise money.
 
2014-08-01 12:42:43 AM  
Dogging is pretty big in England.  Maybe people want to work their way into the primate house to do some chimping!
 
2014-08-01 12:45:24 AM  
Lessee....fat, pasty, white drunken Brits...

OH DEAR GOD THOSE POOR ANIMALS!!!
 
2014-08-01 12:49:00 AM  

Misconduc: yet in the united states, some dumb biatch will try to pet a lion only to have her hand cut off and try to sue a farking zoo for allowing her.


Did the lion have a chainsaw?
 
2014-08-01 12:50:24 AM  
Haha, you picked the ugly tiger.
 
2014-08-01 12:57:50 AM  
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2014-08-01 01:06:55 AM  

kling_klang_bed:


Is the tiger's name Proud Mary?
 
2014-08-01 01:09:52 AM  
Tiger tiger, make it right
In the zoo so late at night
Take a hand, a leg, an eye,
To drunken assholes say good-bye.
 
2014-08-01 01:16:56 AM  
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2014-08-01 01:17:08 AM  

Lord Jubjub: I would think the lion exhibit encounter would be self-correcting.


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2014-08-01 01:17:49 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Lsherm: Lord Jubjub: I would think the lion exhibit encounter would be self-correcting.

fark that, the smaller apes are probably more dangerous.  They go straight for the genitals.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 480x360]

"SHOOT THE MONKEY!!"

/obscure?


Good Lord - Dave Allen?

Hyper-Obscure.
 
2014-08-01 01:23:18 AM  

cryinoutloud: Tiger tiger, make it right
In the zoo so late at night
Take a hand, a leg, an eye,
To drunken assholes say good-bye.


I'd make a similar joke, but is it possible that I could frame thy fearful symmetry?
 
2014-08-01 01:23:39 AM  
Nakedness is simply an event in the progression of evolution.
 
2014-08-01 01:26:09 AM  
Sounds like a Fark party.

Things that make you go Hmmmm ....
 
2014-08-01 01:27:34 AM  
As thy say in Boston, "Don't badder the animals, yah Farkin' monkey."
 
2014-08-01 01:28:43 AM  

brantgoose: As thy say in Boston, "Don't badder the animals, yah Farkin' monkey."


Badders? We don't need no stinking badders.
 
2014-08-01 01:31:25 AM  

brantgoose: Sounds like a Fark party.

Things that make you go Hmmmm ....


It ranks pretty high on the C+C Music Factory "things that make you go hmmmm" list.
 
2014-08-01 01:40:12 AM  

cryinoutloud: Tiger tiger, make it right
In the zoo so late at night
Take a hand, a leg, an eye,
To drunken assholes say good-bye.


That's...just beautiful.
 
2014-08-01 01:41:59 AM  
Whew. The description of those activities wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

Of course, we're not talking about Florida, Georgia, Mississippi or Alabama, either.
 
2014-08-01 01:52:55 AM  

farkingismybusiness: brantgoose: Sounds like a Fark party.

Things that make you go Hmmmm ....

It ranks pretty high on the C+C Music Factory "things that make you go hmmmm" list.


But how high does it rank on the Homer Simpson "Things that make you go ...

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...list?
 
2014-08-01 02:02:52 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: farkingismybusiness: brantgoose: Sounds like a Fark party.

Things that make you go Hmmmm ....

It ranks pretty high on the C+C Music Factory "things that make you go hmmmm" list.

But how high does it rank on the Homer Simpson "Things that make you go ...

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...list?


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Pretty high.
 
2014-08-01 05:48:14 AM  
Hmm, my friends girlfriend (who is a little obsessed with tigers) went to a charity event there.

It was a naked tiger walk.

She wore tiger ears and a trail.

I bet she did it.
 
2014-08-01 07:03:26 AM  

brantgoose: Sounds like a Fark party.

Things that make you go Hmmmm ....


Given the chance, animals will party hard just like humans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmnzIhbX2bg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Le9ufN5uEc  (llove the sound effects!)
 
2014-08-01 08:41:32 AM  
Rich people get to do whatever the fark they want.  Film at 11.
 
2014-08-01 08:54:56 AM  
And this is why we don't have Fark parties at the zoo.

Oh wait...


j/k I bet Farkers are way better behaved than these idjuts.
 
2014-08-01 08:58:49 AM  

noitsnot: Danger Avoid Death: Lsherm: Lord Jubjub: I would think the lion exhibit encounter would be self-correcting.

fark that, the smaller apes are probably more dangerous.  They go straight for the genitals.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 480x360]

"SHOOT THE MONKEY!!"

/obscure?

Good Lord - Dave Allen?

Hyper-Obscure.


not. even. close.
 
2014-08-01 09:21:46 AM  

cryinoutloud: Tiger tiger, make it right
In the zoo so late at night
Take a hand, a leg, an eye,
To drunken assholes say good-bye.


I'd change the last line to "And chase those farkers up a tree", but otherwise nicely done.
 
2014-08-01 09:37:51 AM  
FTA: Zoo Lates is primarily attended by young, wealthy drinkers, the Guardian reported, and although music takes the form of a "silent disco," with guests listening via headphones, people constantly sing loudly while animals are trying to sleep.

This sounds speshul aspie retarded. Britain's future is lost.
 
2014-08-01 09:47:48 AM  

cretinbob: [edgecast.metatube-files.buscafs.com image 476x268]


Just keep him away from the pandas.  He doesn't get on with them very well.
 
2014-08-01 12:13:10 PM  
I say: 1) let the parties continue and 2) the animals get to keep and eat whatever they can catch.

Then the zoo can stream the security cam footage, charge people to watch a lion or tiger going to town on some rich douchebags. That right there would probably generate tons of income.
 
2014-08-01 12:56:07 PM  
I went to one of these events last year and swore I would never go again. I thought it'd be a cool way to see the animals doing different stuff, as it went on until 22:00. The reality was that the humans put on more of a show and most of it was deeply unpleasant.

It included too many people who thought it'd be amusing to dress in an animal onesie and imagined that this might make them look like a lithe, graceful cheetah when they were physically much closer to a fat wallowing hippo.
 
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