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(CNN)   GOP leaders beg Obama to make executive order on immigration in order to bypass their own gridlock, literally one day after voting to sue him for the same thing   (cnn.com) divider line 125
    More: Obvious, GOP, Obama, new money, Majority Leader Eric Cantor, House Republicans  
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2014-07-31 06:07:45 PM  
There is a big difference between using executive orders in a manner for which they were intended..... and using them to circumvent the law.
 
2014-07-31 06:22:34 PM  
Farking children.
 
2014-07-31 06:26:44 PM  
tedcruzpunchableface.jpg
 
2014-07-31 06:31:25 PM  

teknishn: There is a big difference between using executive orders in a manner for which they were intended..... and using them to circumvent the law.


I live with my mom I award you no points sir.
 
2014-07-31 06:33:28 PM  

Irving Maimway: teknishn: There is a big difference between using executive orders in a manner for which they were intended..... and using them to circumvent the law.

I live with my mom I award you no points sir.


I guess you didn't know about that little Easter egg
 
2014-07-31 06:40:56 PM  
Or Obama should wait till Saturday and call an emergency session of Congress.
 
2014-07-31 06:49:31 PM  
Well,  this could be entertaining...
 
2014-07-31 06:52:11 PM  

teknishn: There is a big difference between using executive orders in a manner for which they were intended..... and using them to circumvent the law.


Republicans 2 years ago: "Obama should hold off implementing part of the ACA"
Republicans now: "We are suing Obama for holding off implementing parts of the ACA"

Republicans a month ago: "We will impeach Obama if he unilaterally does anything regarding immigration"
Republicans today: "Why won't Obama do our jobs for us and move on immigration???"

It's not even good performance art.
 
2014-07-31 06:55:48 PM  

mediablitz: Republicans 2 years ago: "Obama should hold off implementing part of the ACA"
Republicans now: "We are suing Obama for holding off implementing parts of the ACA"

Republicans a month ago: "We will impeach Obama if he unilaterally does anything regarding immigration"
Republicans today: "Why won't Obama do our jobs for us and move on immigration???"

It's not even good performance art.


But it doesn't matter because as long as they paint the President as the bad guy on Fox News, the GOP base will eat it up.
 
2014-07-31 07:01:38 PM  
Awesome.

You realize the Fark headlines are probably going to be incomprehensible in the English language when Hillary is elected, right?

Christ, that's still two years away.
 
2014-07-31 07:10:13 PM  

Irving Maimway: teknishn: There is a big difference between using executive orders in a manner for which they were intended..... and using them to circumvent the law.

I live with my mom I award you no points sir.


What is the filter trigger here?
 
2014-07-31 07:15:54 PM  

SundaesChild: Irving Maimway: teknishn: There is a big difference between using executive orders in a manner for which they were intended..... and using them to circumvent the law.

I live with my mom I award you no points sir.

What is the filter trigger here?


Strangely, that kind of made sense to me.
 
2014-07-31 07:19:37 PM  
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I live with my mom
 
2014-07-31 07:22:49 PM  
Wow. Duly noted.

/I have my own dwelling for the record.
 
2014-07-31 07:27:39 PM  
So oh-for-ten is too low to post now?

Seems like that'll mess with record keeping in the Derp Hall of Fame.
 
2014-07-31 07:37:52 PM  

costermonger: So oh-for-ten is too low to post now?

Seems like that'll mess with record keeping in the Derp Hall of Fame.


Yeah, we need another phrase. Maybe Said Ripley to the android Bishop?
 
2014-07-31 07:44:50 PM  

Irving Maimway: costermonger: So oh-for-ten is too low to post now?

Seems like that'll mess with record keeping in the Derp Hall of Fame.

Yeah, we need another phrase. Maybe Said Ripley to the android Bishop?


We could try it, but it will probably fall flat.
 
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2014-07-31 08:00:48 PM  

teknishn: There is a big difference between using executive orders in a manner for which they were intended..... and using them to circumvent the law.


circumvent deez nuts.
 
2014-07-31 08:01:15 PM  
Just looked at my Twitter feed.

Sounds like Reid asked for funding to fight wildfires in the west and the GOP shut it down right now, no questions asked.

Now, why the hell should Obama, or Reid, compromise with these jerkoffs?
 
2014-07-31 08:02:01 PM  

costermonger: Irving Maimway: costermonger: So oh-for-ten is too low to post now?

Seems like that'll mess with record keeping in the Derp Hall of Fame.

Yeah, we need another phrase. Maybe Said Ripley to the android Bishop?

We could try it, but it will probably fall flat.


How about, "Oh, Bishop!  Your thighs are soooo swollen!"
 
2014-07-31 08:03:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Irving Maimway: teknishn: There is a big difference between using executive orders in a manner for which they were intended..... and using them to circumvent the law.

I live with my mom I award you no points sir.

I guess you didn't know about that little Easter egg


I've never seen it.  What's the gag?
 
2014-07-31 08:05:37 PM  
I think that, with just a little bit of concentration, this thread could evolve into a friendly discussion of whether the word "literally" is used correctly or not.
 
2014-07-31 08:07:22 PM  
There must be entire GOP think tanks dedicated to finding ways of escalating their own ridiculousness. It can't be a coiHow can they expect us to take them seriously? On the other hand, they should be proud, in a way, that they came up with this BS so soon after wowing us all by saying that the impeachment talk was the Dems all along. I don't think that I could be so creative, honestly.
 
2014-07-31 08:07:53 PM  
I live with my mom

/test pwn, pls ignore
 
2014-07-31 08:08:30 PM  
This is a very strange day.
 
2014-07-31 08:08:32 PM  
:D
 
2014-07-31 08:10:20 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I think that, with just a little bit of concentration, this thread could evolve into a friendly discussion of whether the word "literally" is used correctly or not.


There are literally no friendly discussions over the correct use of "literally".  It is literally too serious a matter, figuratively speaking.
 
2014-07-31 08:13:33 PM  

GleeUnit: I live with my mom

/test pwn, pls ignore


It worked.  Now tell us how you did it.
 
2014-07-31 08:16:50 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Pocket Ninja: I think that, with just a little bit of concentration, this thread could evolve into a friendly discussion of whether the word "literally" is used correctly or not.

There are literally no friendly discussions over the correct use of "literally".  It is literally too serious a matter, figuratively speaking.


But there's only a ten percent chance of that.
 
2014-07-31 08:18:33 PM  
I live with my mom and I'm proud of it.
 
2014-07-31 08:20:37 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: GleeUnit: I live with my mom

/test pwn, pls ignore

It worked.  Now tell us how you did it.


I live with my mom

zero of ten
 
2014-07-31 08:20:38 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I think that, with just a little bit of concentration, this thread could evolve into a friendly discussion of whether the word "literally" is used correctly or not.


I think it has. It refers to a specific, and, literal, if you will, time frame.
 
2014-07-31 08:21:21 PM  

teknishn: There is a big difference between using executive orders in a manner for which they were intended..... and using them to circumvent the law.


Are you farking kidding?

Seriously, are you farking kidding?
 
2014-07-31 08:21:53 PM  
Zero of ten?

/testing 1 2 3
 
2014-07-31 08:21:54 PM  
I live with your mom
 
2014-07-31 08:23:04 PM  
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"Sup, biatches?  We like spending time with your moms, too."
 
2014-07-31 08:24:59 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Zero of ten?

/testing 1 2 3


There's an out-of-ten countdown up thread that shows what the filter pwn is.
 
2014-07-31 08:25:00 PM  
Can we launch them into space?
 
2014-07-31 08:25:41 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: Just looked at my Twitter feed.

Sounds like Reid asked for funding to fight wildfires in the west and the GOP shut it down right now, no questions asked.

Now, why the hell should Obama, or Reid, compromise with these jerkoffs?


Free market will put out the fires. God has it under control. If you believe hard enough he will put out the fires. Oh...and they are in blue states so fark off and die
 
2014-07-31 08:27:44 PM  
Liberals need to stop feeling smug about this kind of stuff. Is it stupid? Yes. Is it infuriating? Yes. Is it helping us in ANY WAY? No.

The GOP has been insane for years now and has not suffered for it. At all. They control the House. There's a better than even shot they are about to take the Senate. If they nominate a not insane person in 2016, there's a chance they will take the (though the Dem is probably favored).

The GOP doesn't pay for this type of shiat at all. Liberals need to figure out how to make them pay for it. Not just mock them. It's not working.
 
2014-07-31 08:32:51 PM  

DamnYankees: Liberals need to stop feeling smug about this kind of stuff. Is it stupid? Yes. Is it infuriating? Yes. Is it helping us in ANY WAY? No.

The GOP has been insane for years now and has not suffered for it. At all. They control the House. There's a better than even shot they are about to take the Senate. If they nominate a not insane person in 2016, there's a chance they will take the (though the Dem is probably favored).

The GOP doesn't pay for this type of shiat at all. Liberals need to figure out how to make them pay for it. Not just mock them. It's not working.


I'll settle for the Left not knee-capping Democrats in the name of purity. At least this time we don't have left-wing talk radio hosts telling people not to vote in the mid-terms because they didn't get everything they wanted in 09-10.
 
2014-07-31 08:33:33 PM  
I have no idea what's going on in this thread.
 
2014-07-31 08:36:28 PM  

Aexia: I'll settle for the Left not knee-capping Democrats in the name of purity. At least this time we don't have left-wing talk radio hosts telling people not to vote in the mid-terms because they didn't get everything they wanted in 09-10.


Since when does the Left do this? The problem with the Left isn't that its too pure, it's that its too small. There aren't that many people who identify as liberals.
 
2014-07-31 08:37:14 PM  

Lackofname: I have no idea what's going on in this thread.


This thread is trending dildoes.
 
2014-07-31 08:42:36 PM  

theorellior: Lackofname: I have no idea what's going on in this thread.

This thread is trending literally dildoes.


If it continues to trend...
 
2014-07-31 08:43:25 PM  
I live with your mom.
 
2014-07-31 08:45:05 PM  

DamnYankees: Aexia: I'll settle for the Left not knee-capping Democrats in the name of purity. At least this time we don't have left-wing talk radio hosts telling people not to vote in the mid-terms because they didn't get everything they wanted in 09-10.

Since when does the Left do this? The problem with the Left isn't that its too pure, it's that its too small. There aren't that many people who identify as liberals.


Ed Schultz did it in 2010.
 
2014-07-31 08:47:12 PM  

ivan: 10/10
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I kinda liked when it was "I'm pregnant."
 
2014-07-31 08:48:14 PM  

Lackofname: I have no idea what's going on in this thread.


We are discussing the viability of declaring Republicans as Enemies of the State.
 
2014-07-31 08:48:45 PM  
I live with OP's mom. She dresses like Sarah Palin, I dress like Trig and she pretends to breast feed me.
 
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