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(Gawker)   How to have Cybersex on the Internet. A useful guide from 1997. (Not safe for work)   (gawker.com) divider line 163
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17486 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jul 2014 at 8:19 PM (30 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-31 08:09:06 PM  
a/s/l?
 
2014-07-31 08:18:12 PM  
suddenly, i have the urge to not ever fap again.

/ok, it's gone
 
2014-07-31 08:20:46 PM  
The dial-up noise is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
 
2014-07-31 08:23:30 PM  
Once you're in the FapLounge, try to strike up a relationship with the one user identifying herself as a 13-year-old whose parents are "like, not understanding at all."  Once things get nice and hot, suggest maybe you could hook up in meat space.  What could possibly go wrong?
 
2014-07-31 08:25:01 PM  
Just make sure you keep your standards high.  Cybersex is serious business.

i191.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-31 08:25:44 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-31 08:27:25 PM  
That's really pretty stupid.
 
2014-07-31 08:27:33 PM  
I'll probably get banned for this, but here is the hottest part

i.imgbox.com

/ I feel so dirty
 
2014-07-31 08:27:36 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-31 08:29:00 PM  

numbone: [img.fark.net image 146x146]


darn you to heck
you didn't even frame it properly

/now I feel dirty and slow
 
2014-07-31 08:29:24 PM  
I hope the article covered "I put on my wizard robe and hat".
 
2014-07-31 08:29:34 PM  
*touches myself*

*wants to feel dirty*

*the office cat is giving me the stink eye*

so lonely at work......so so lonely
 
2014-07-31 08:31:31 PM  
OK but I still don't understand the three seashells.
 
2014-07-31 08:33:24 PM  
Sadly trying to cyber using a kindle (to type on not actually hump) is tricky as it requires two hands to hold else it's liable to hit you in the face.
 
2014-07-31 08:33:58 PM  
Come on, next line.  Load already.
 
2014-07-31 08:34:43 PM  
If only that video were true. Everyone knows there are no women on the internet.
 
2014-07-31 08:35:07 PM  
img.fark.net


Bastard screen captured my first cybersex encounter
 
2014-07-31 08:35:33 PM  
I'm very horny and I'm looking for some good cyber sex. Are you interested?
 
2014-07-31 08:36:02 PM  
You guys owe me a new keyboard.

I pumped semen all over mine.
 
2014-07-31 08:36:19 PM  
yyyeeeeessssssssss
 
2014-07-31 08:36:35 PM  

derpes_simplex: [img.fark.net image 640x420]


Bastard screen captured my first cybersex encounter


You know there was no network you could have just banged her on top of the PET
 
2014-07-31 08:37:04 PM  
what are you wearing?
 
2014-07-31 08:37:04 PM  
15/f/NYC, anyone wanna chat?
 
2014-07-31 08:38:22 PM  
You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole...back and forth...forever.
 
2014-07-31 08:39:24 PM  

CruJones: 15/f/NYC, anyone wanna chat?


... aaanndd I'm spent.
 
2014-07-31 08:39:42 PM  
By law if I ask if your a cop you have to legally say your a cop.
 
2014-07-31 08:39:48 PM  
Any body else a failure even at imaginary sex?  Anyone? Bueller?

dammit
 
2014-07-31 08:41:56 PM  
any one else like to cum in there mouth?
 
2014-07-31 08:42:36 PM  
Thankfully, this was before the wireless mouse.
 
2014-07-31 08:44:00 PM  

sharphead: By law if I ask if your a cop you have to legally say your a cop.


Yah but do you have to say your angelina jolie?

Since I am...
 
2014-07-31 08:44:02 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-31 08:44:15 PM  

Jabberwookiee: You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole...back and forth...forever.


i291.photobucket.com

kinky
 
2014-07-31 08:44:24 PM  
Back in the day, we had to have our sexual partners in the same physical location as us and we liked it that way!
Off my LAN you scallywags!
 
2014-07-31 08:44:28 PM  

CruJones: 15/f/NYC, anyone wanna chat?


That depends. Do your parents totally not understand that you're way mature for your age? As a followup, are you home alone?
 
2014-07-31 08:45:12 PM  

Fafai: any one else like to cum in there mouth?


static.neatoshop.com
 
2014-07-31 08:45:49 PM  
Wait, that sounded like knocking subby. Some 'lurker' from the thread 3 down would like a word.
 
2014-07-31 08:47:13 PM  

Jabberwookiee: You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole...back and forth...forever.


))((
forever
 
2014-07-31 08:48:05 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Jabberwookiee: You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole...back and forth...forever.

))((
forever


Well that got eaten.
fc08.deviantart.net
 
2014-07-31 08:50:58 PM  

neongoats: I hope the article covered "I put on my wizard robe and hat".


Came for this.

/twice
 
2014-07-31 08:51:06 PM  
Step 1.  Find a real girl online, as opposed to a guy pretending to be one....
 
2014-07-31 08:51:32 PM  
From the same website who 'discovered' subby's footage, probably the creepiest video you will see this week:

http://www.foundfootagefest.com/2014/05/how-to-seduce-women-through-h y pnosis/
 
2014-07-31 08:52:05 PM  
All these comments and no one has yet mentioned how they would like to nim-nom that lady up the yabbyhoo?
 
2014-07-31 08:53:27 PM  
farking millennials. Proto-sexting? Really?
 
2014-07-31 08:53:30 PM  
84/m/in the shower. Wanna shave my back?
 
2014-07-31 08:53:40 PM  
Another (very disturbing) video 'discovered' by the same people:

http://www.foundfootagefest.com/2014/05/how-to-seduce-women-through- hy pnosis/
 
2014-07-31 08:54:31 PM  

CruJones: 15/f/NYC, anyone wanna chat?


Let's play truth or dare. If you choose truth then I ask "are you a cop." If you say dare, then I dare you to tell me if you are a cop or not. Remember, you aren't allowed to lie.
 
2014-07-31 08:54:51 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-31 08:55:01 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: All these comments and no one has yet mentioned how they would like to nim-nom that lady up the yabbyhoo?


I don't know about that, but I'd certainly like to put my penis boner in her pussy vagina. If you know what I mean. And I think that you do...

/or at least tongue punch her fart box
 
2014-07-31 08:56:57 PM  
You KNEW by the sound of the modem if you were getting a good connection. Hit "cancel" then "connect" so it didn't blip while you blopped.
 
2014-07-31 08:59:24 PM  
My pet gerbils are looking very sexy right now.
 
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