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(The Raw Story)   Once married bisexual Anna Paquin schools Larry King, who is working on his eighth marriage, how bisexuality actually works   (rawstory.com) divider line 89
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2014-07-31 07:59:11 PM  
Wait, what?

Larry King is still alive and doing interviews?

Damn, I guess paying alimony to 6 women will do that.

 "No?

No, Larry.

"Stop with wishful thinking," King joked, cutting her off.

That... didn't even make any sense at all.
 
2014-07-31 08:18:07 PM  
Larry King is still alive?
 
2014-07-31 08:21:32 PM  

quatchi: Larry King is still alive and doing interviews?


Sort of. Dude makes Mr. Burns look like Thor.
 
2014-07-31 08:29:06 PM  
OK, So I'm married and I  lust after both straight women and lesbians.

What's that make me Anna? That's what I wanna know.
 
2014-07-31 09:03:04 PM  
Maybe it's the fact that I don't like the character she portrays but I'm just not into her.  Deborah Ann Woll, on the other hand -lights my fire.

(Assume that any of the above are into fat, bald, misogynistic drunks. (Don't laugh many women are.))
 
2014-07-31 09:16:17 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Maybe it's the fact that I don't like the character she portrays but I'm just not into her.  Deborah Ann Woll, on the other hand -lights my fire.

(Assume that any of the above are into fat, bald, misogynistic drunks. (Don't laugh many women are.))


Apparently my wife is one of them.

Well, maybe not the bald part
 
2014-07-31 09:17:39 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: OK, So I'm married and I  lust after both straight women and lesbians.

What's that make me Anna? That's what I wanna know.


Heterosexual. Next question.
 
2014-07-31 09:30:11 PM  
I'm going to need some video evidence darling
 
2014-07-31 10:10:26 PM  
Does he do interviews in his basement now?
 
2014-07-31 10:24:13 PM  
I would swim through a pool of isopropyl alcohol and broken glass to drink the tea made from Anna Paquin's panties.

OK, I wouldn't, but I just wanted to get that image into your head.

I would absolutely give her the most disappointing five minutes of her life, however.  If she let me go down on her, I could even turn it into one of the most completely satisfying, muscle-spraining, vocal-cord abusing hours of her life.  Combined with a ridiculously extraneous five minutes of ineffective poking, which would sure as hell be fun for me, even if all she was doing was catching her breath from the hour previous.
 
2014-07-31 10:52:04 PM  
I love her gap tooth.
 
2014-07-31 11:38:09 PM  
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Larry King has the best puns.
 
2014-07-31 11:41:01 PM  
Only wealthy homosexuals watch Tru Blood.
 
2014-07-31 11:44:02 PM  

BalugaJoe: Only wealthy homosexuals watch Tru Blood.


Quit being a homophone dude.
 
2014-07-31 11:45:59 PM  

BalugaJoe: Only wealthy homosexuals watch Tru Blood.


I --- what the? --- this? I don't even...
Most pathetic troll I've ever come across.
 
2014-07-31 11:53:36 PM  
Larry King is older than Helicopters.
 
2014-07-31 11:55:31 PM  

BalugaJoe: Only wealthy homosexuals watch Tru Blood.


Oh. That's going to be awkward. Not looking forward to that conversation.

How do I tell my wife I'm wealthy?
 
2014-08-01 12:17:42 AM  

BalugaJoe: Only wealthy homosexuals watch Tru Blood.


Go away, Stewie.
 
2014-08-01 12:25:32 AM  

iron_city_ap: Larry King is older than Helicopters.


He used to take the autogyro to catch his dirigible to his job in New Amsterdam.
 
2014-08-01 12:30:23 AM  
The problem with people who say they're bisexual is that you never really know what kind they are. You have the ones who are just as likely to have a long term relationship with either a man or a woman, and then you have the ones who just like having sex with both men or women, but stick to the opposite sex for long term relationships. The overwhelming majority of people claiming to be bisexual fall into the latter.

Perhaps Larry was just trying to get her to say what kind she was.
 
2014-08-01 12:35:14 AM  
I think bisexuality is a myth. People who are bisexuals are either too afraid to admit they are gay or actors.
 
2014-08-01 12:37:21 AM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: iron_city_ap: Larry King is older than Helicopters.

He used to take the autogyro to catch his dirigible to his job in New Amsterdam.


In reality, he is only 9 years younger than the first PILOTED Helicopter. That doesn't include all the very early designs/functioning models that couldn't carry a person.
 
2014-08-01 12:39:06 AM  

ReapTheChaos: The problem with people who say they're bisexual is that you never really know what kind they are. You have the ones who are just as likely to have a long term relationship with either a man or a woman, and then you have the ones who just like having sex with both men or women, but stick to the opposite sex for long term relationships. The overwhelming majority of people claiming to be bisexual fall into the latter.

Perhaps Larry was just trying to get her to say what kind she was.


Larry wanted to know if she face bombs some hot lesbian crotch while Vampire Bill pounds her from behind.
 
2014-08-01 12:39:45 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Maybe it's the fact that I don't like the character she portrays but I'm just not into her.  Deborah Ann Woll, on the other hand -lights my fire.

(Assume that any of the above are into fat, bald, misogynistic drunks. (Don't laugh many women are.))


So true about the fat bald part

/speaking from personal experience
 
2014-08-01 12:47:36 AM  
So... Book? Movie? Debut album?
 
2014-08-01 12:52:26 AM  
i.imgflip.com
 
2014-08-01 01:08:59 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid:


I would put this on my profile page if I knew how to

/Cats are my Spirit Animal
//not really
 
2014-08-01 01:20:51 AM  

ReapTheChaos: The problem with people who say they're bisexual is that you never really know what kind they are. You have the ones who are just as likely to have a long term relationship with either a man or a woman, and then you have the ones who just like having sex with both men or women, but stick to the opposite sex for long term relationships. The overwhelming majority of people claiming to be bisexual fall into the latter.

Perhaps Larry was just trying to get her to say what kind she was.


Hmm. The bisexual woman I've been with usually mostly stick with screwing guys. It's not lack of attraction, it's lack of opportunity. There are about 100 straight men who will nail a cute girl who is interested at the drop of a hat for every chick who is interested in getting with them.
 
2014-08-01 01:27:51 AM  
Larry King is still alive?
 
2014-08-01 01:33:04 AM  
Paquin is wrong. I happen to know that real bisexuals are hot chicks who have kinky threesomes with me.

So clearly Anna Paquin is no bisexual. But I guess I would let her try to prove me wrong...
 
2014-08-01 02:31:59 AM  

ReapTheChaos: The problem with people who say they're bisexual is


Actually, the real problem is that it fuels the knuckleheads who use "being gay is a choice!" as a reason to oppose gay marriage.

I actually tend to disagree with people who argue this point with a reflexive "no it's not!" But even if it were, so. The fark. What?  Your religion is a choice. How you treat your body is a choice. Neither are good reasons to mock people (and with religious and fat people, it's waaaaaaay down on the list of "reasons to mock them", anyway). But why would "sexual fluidity" be a reason to deny someone the right to enter into a legal contract with someone they love, no matter who it is (barring age of consent issues, of course)?
 
2014-08-01 02:49:42 AM  

mcmnky: BalugaJoe: Only wealthy homosexuals watch Tru Blood.

Oh. That's going to be awkward. Not looking forward to that conversation.

How do I tell my wife I'm wealthy?


I knew there was a reason I had you faved.
 
2014-08-01 04:04:21 AM  
Why in truth my reaction is mostly that I don't care about either of these people or what they think about anything, I actually have a question about this:

Is it not Larry King's job to ask dumb questions so that old-stupid and stupid-stupid people don't have to?  Because I was under the impression that that was pretty explicitly what he identifies as doing for a living.  I'm just kind of confused by someone writing an entire article that seems to be expressing surprise or shock that he asked a boneheaded question, when I didn't realize he'd ever asked a non-boneheaded question in his entire career, intentionally.
 
2014-08-01 04:22:22 AM  
I still can't figure out if Anna Paquin is Canadian or New Zealander....much less bi or ex bi
 
2014-08-01 04:59:35 AM  
"Schools" would be a strong term, most think bisexuals are more horny than most and then since she's currently married it makes her straight right now even if she looks at other women in a sexual way. But if she were to be free to fark then both are on the field.
 
2014-08-01 06:01:19 AM  

Omis: I think bisexuality is a myth. People who are bisexuals are either too afraid to admit they are gay or actors.


This
 
2014-08-01 06:02:21 AM  
Years from now we'll find out they both colluded on this line of questioning to create some buzz. You saps.
 
2014-08-01 06:31:12 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Omis: I think bisexuality is a myth. People who are bisexuals are either too afraid to admit they are gay or actors.

This


I have a hard time believing there are really bisexual guys but all chicks are bi.

/yes, I fervently believe this
 
2014-08-01 06:31:58 AM  

steamingpile: "Schools" would be a strong term, most think bisexuals are more horny than most and then since she's currently married it makes her straight right now even if she looks at other women in a sexual way. But if she were to be free to fark then both are on the field.


No because it doesn't matter what she is currently farking. Even if she commits to not sleep with anyone else, of either gender, she is still bisexual.
 
2014-08-01 06:39:05 AM  
"School" Larry King? That kind of teaching is not going to take hold. You can't teach old dogs blah blah blah.

"Mr. King - please step over here, behind the green screen."

Bang!

"Goo'bye, Ole Yeller."   "sniff"
 
2014-08-01 06:47:39 AM  
It baffles me how much time people can spend on trying to sort things into the straight/gay/lesbian/bi/trans...etc. categories, when none of this really matters in regards to love, sex or relationships.

In my opinion it makes people only more confused.
 
2014-08-01 07:16:48 AM  
I guess I gotta wonder, when the interview was over, did Larry try to fark her?
 
2014-08-01 07:23:05 AM  
Amazed that this is such a confusion. Sexual orientation does not end with commitment. Good grief, straight guys, are you no longer heterosexual while in a monogamous relationship with a woman?
 
2014-08-01 07:24:13 AM  

Omis: I think bisexuality is a myth. People who are bisexuals are either too afraid to admit they are gay or actors.


You go right on thinking that sparky.

/dated a bisexual once
//she's now happily married with two kids
///yes, to a man
 
2014-08-01 07:24:32 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I guess I gotta wonder, when the interview was over, did Larry try to fark her?


I don't think they're compatible. She only pretends to farkthe undead on TV.
 
2014-08-01 07:46:09 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Omis: I think bisexuality is a myth. People who are bisexuals are either too afraid to admit they are gay or actors.

This


Is

Wrong


/FTFY
 
2014-08-01 07:53:51 AM  

GRCooper: drjekel_mrhyde: Omis: I think bisexuality is a myth. People who are bisexuals are either too afraid to admit they are gay or actors.

This

Is

Wrong


/FTFY


Glad we cleared that up.

Sorry but I've never seen any bisexuals that weren't attention whores or obviously gay.
 
2014-08-01 08:03:06 AM  

Omis: GRCooper: drjekel_mrhyde: Omis: I think bisexuality is a myth. People who are bisexuals are either too afraid to admit they are gay or actors.

This

Is

Wrong


/FTFY

Glad we cleared that up.

Sorry but I've never seen any bisexuals that weren't attention whores or obviously gay.


I predict that this is the smartest thing that will be written on the entire internet today

/smrt!
 
2014-08-01 08:05:07 AM  

GRCooper: Omis: GRCooper: drjekel_mrhyde: Omis: I think bisexuality is a myth. People who are bisexuals are either too afraid to admit they are gay or actors.

This

Is

Wrong


/FTFY

Glad we cleared that up.

Sorry but I've never seen any bisexuals that weren't attention whores or obviously gay.

I predict that this is the smartest thing that will be written on the entire internet today

/smrt!


Entire week.
 
2014-08-01 08:29:18 AM  
I don't care which sex she prefers as long as she does it on screen for me to enjoy.  She's great.
 
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