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(NJ.com)   Sideshow Bob arrested for trying to burn down his ex-girlfriend's house   (nj.com) divider line 56
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2014-07-31 05:08:13 PM  
Holy crap. It IS Sideshow Bob.
 
2014-07-31 05:18:27 PM  
More like Sideshow Cecil
 
2014-07-31 05:52:09 PM  
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2014-07-31 06:11:54 PM  
But didn't he get denied bail in Colorado?
 
2014-07-31 06:16:31 PM  
used a bottle of cologne he found in her bedroom as an accelerant to ignite the fire

You don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a *few* things about dynamite cologne.
 
2014-07-31 06:34:18 PM  
Attempted arson? They don't give out Nobel prizes for attempted chemistry!
 
2014-07-31 07:22:21 PM  
What more amazing than his doo is that he had a girlfriend.  See that, farkers, the reason you in your mom's basement is because you're just not trying at all.
 
2014-07-31 07:23:04 PM  
No no no, he said "The ex-girlfriend, The."
 
2014-07-31 07:23:13 PM  

lindalouwho: Holy crap. It IS Sideshow Bob.


That's Sideshow Mel. Sideshow Bob shot up that theater in Colorado.
 
2014-07-31 07:23:42 PM  
If only she set up a perimeter of rakes.
 
2014-07-31 07:26:53 PM  
Wow.  Prince has really gone downhill.
 
2014-07-31 07:27:21 PM  

fusillade762: used a bottle of cologne he found in her bedroom as an accelerant to ignite the fire

You don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a *few* things about dynamite cologne.


I think we also know why he was pissed.
 
2014-07-31 07:27:55 PM  
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2014-07-31 07:28:37 PM  

mbillips: lindalouwho: Holy crap. It IS Sideshow Bob.

That's Sideshow Mel. Sideshow Bob shot up that theater in Colorado.


DNRTFA, I was wondering how he got out of jail to commit this crime too but assumed some Farker would detail his humorous escape.
 
2014-07-31 07:29:31 PM  
Bake him away, Toys!
 
2014-07-31 07:29:48 PM  
This guy is facing 5 to 10 for second-degree aggravated arson alone. He's got another 8 counts against him. Their going to like more than just his hair where he is going.
 
2014-07-31 07:31:19 PM  

Fano: mbillips: lindalouwho: Holy crap. It IS Sideshow Bob.

That's Sideshow Mel. Sideshow Bob shot up that theater in Colorado.

DNRTFA, I was wondering how he got out of jail to commit this crime too but assumed some Farker would detail his humorous escape.


www.oocities.org
The escape was caught on CCTV.
 
2014-07-31 07:32:12 PM  
His head looks like it stinks.
 
2014-07-31 07:32:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-31 07:35:03 PM  

mbillips: lindalouwho: Holy crap. It IS Sideshow Bob.

That's Sideshow Mel. Sideshow Bob shot up that theater in Colorado.


Tea. Tea everywhere.
 
2014-07-31 07:38:14 PM  
Someone shop a rake handle over that guys face.
 
2014-07-31 07:38:15 PM  
He'll be back.
 
2014-07-31 07:40:56 PM  

farkingismybusiness: No no no, he said "The ex-girlfriend, The."


Damn it. I came to make a the biatch, the, joke.
 
2014-07-31 07:41:06 PM  
This was the plot of season 3's "Black Widower"!
 
2014-07-31 07:41:54 PM  
It's Buckwheat
 
2014-07-31 07:44:00 PM  
Sideshow Bro
 
2014-07-31 07:50:43 PM  
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I have trouble believing such a peaceloving man would do this.
 
2014-07-31 07:52:23 PM  
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!
 
2014-07-31 07:53:01 PM  
David Blaine finally freaked the hell out?
 
2014-07-31 07:56:08 PM  

farkingismybusiness: No no no, he said "The ex-girlfriend, The."


I was going to mix Simpsons quotes and say something along the lines of "No, I was saying 'Burns, house Burns'", but it didn't make too much sense.
 
2014-07-31 07:59:31 PM  
and fourth-degree resisting arrest by flight.

How that even possible?! Evading arrest, sure, but how does one resist arrest by flight?
 
2014-07-31 08:00:59 PM  
All she said was "here, take my comb!"
 
2014-07-31 08:03:47 PM  
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Hi guys!
 
2014-07-31 08:04:43 PM  
Sideshow Hibbard?
 
2014-07-31 08:07:45 PM  
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AAAAAH!  SIDESHOW BOB!

farkingismybusiness: If only she set up a perimeter of rakes.

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2014-07-31 08:15:34 PM  

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Like, my hair is an aviary.  The DA's argument is invalid.

 
2014-07-31 08:18:02 PM  
I would have expected Sideshow Bob to blow the place up.

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2014-07-31 08:47:02 PM  
Macgyver...Macgyver...Macgyver
 
2014-07-31 09:04:29 PM  

lindalouwho: Holy crap. It IS Sideshow Bob.


I don't know ...he looks a bit more feminine than Sideshow Bob .
 
2014-07-31 09:18:28 PM  
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2014-07-31 09:33:01 PM  
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2014-07-31 09:34:56 PM  
Is that the singer for Coheed And Cambria?!?!

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2014-07-31 09:40:42 PM  
Fark tried so hard to make that the Aurora's guy nickname. It would really have shown how powerful Fark is had it caught on anywhere outside these pages.
 
2014-07-31 09:40:54 PM  

Fissile: What more amazing than his doo is that he had a girlfriend.  See that, farkers, the reason you in your mom's basement is because you're just not trying at all.


must have been his fiery, spontaneous personality.  makes girls wet.
 
2014-07-31 09:48:40 PM  
That unfortunate black guy looks like he accidentally got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler.
 
2014-07-31 09:57:46 PM  

dangelder: That unfortunate black guy looks like he accidentally got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler.


That's a hat.
 
2014-07-31 10:04:58 PM  
What's the point of putting a restraining order on him to stay away from the house when the house is destroyed because he burnt that shiat down?
 
2014-07-31 11:43:41 PM  

armor helix: What's the point of putting a restraining order on him to stay away from the house when the house is destroyed because he burnt that shiat down?


Well ... now he'd better stay away from the ashes ... or else.
 
2014-08-01 12:09:39 AM  
Who is this slideshow bob ?
 
2014-08-01 01:01:05 AM  

jsmilky: must have been his fiery, spontaneous personality. makes girls wet.

Look past the hair. Good-looking guy. Too bad about the insanity.

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