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2014-07-31 12:17:37 PM
I'm not about to read a WND article, but if Malcom X was Obama's father, I'd laugh and laugh and laugh.

Oh, how decadent those tears of rage would be.
 
2014-07-31 12:23:58 PM
Oh FFS... not this sh*t again
 
2014-07-31 12:27:18 PM
Eric farking Rush? Quoting Ed farking Klein? On WN farking D?

[seemslegit]

*scans POS article*

Lessee, what we got here.

Obama hates Christians blah blah blah Reverend Wright (really?) blah blah blah Marxist blah blah blah sekrit Muslin (Whoa that takes me back) blah blah and finally Malcom X is probably Obama's dad.

Um okay, in case anyone was wondering whether Eric Rush was still a complete and utter whackjob completely unconnected to reality the answer remains "Yes".

And now my head hurts.

*wanders off in search of caffeinated beverage*
 
2014-07-31 12:42:56 PM
Does someone on WND have a book coming out?
 
2014-07-31 12:47:12 PM
I actually clicked but stopped reading when this RINO lib said that Obama is *ignoring* the genocide of Christians.

Cheering for it and secretly orchestrating this genocide is not the same as ignoring!
 
2014-07-31 12:49:23 PM

Lando Lincoln: I'm not about to read a WND article, but if Malcom X was Obama's father, I'd laugh and laugh and laugh.

Oh, how decadent those tears of rage would be.


That would be giant laugh, given that Malcolm X was a born-and-bred US citizen, something that would absolutely, positively slam the whole "birth citizenship" door harder than it already has been slammed.

quatchi: Eric farking Rush? Quoting Ed farking Klein? On WN farking D?


I give you points for clicking; I lack the intestinal fortitude.
 
2014-07-31 12:49:26 PM
I got as far as the first sentence. While ISIS is evil and they are indeed persecuting Christians, they are persecuting other Iraqis a whole lot more because there are few Christians in Iraq. Either we will go all in for all of ISIS' victims or none. We chose none. I think it's the right thing to do.

I am guessing this idiot says that Obama should specifically defend Iraqi Christians for some reason?
 
2014-07-31 12:57:38 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Does someone on WND have a book coming out?


No mention of a book by Eric Rush but Corsi's "Where Birf Certifikat, Fartbongo, Whar?!" is now the "deal o'the day".

Only$4.95! Such a deal.

Huh, just watched the little scroll thingy at the top of page read "WND Exclusive CDC issues Ebola flight advisory"

Cos presumably WND are the only ones on CDC's speed dial list or something.

Next one reads "Lois Lerner calls conservative a**holes".

LOL

factoryconnection: I give you points for clicking; I lack the intestinal fortitude.


Ever so welcome. It's not so much an overabundance of intestinal fortitude as it is a reckless disregard for my own mental health.
 
2014-07-31 01:16:36 PM
I read it until the point where my brain jumped out of my head and slapped me.

Summary:
- Obama supports Muslim's persecuting Christians in Iraq, Egyt, etc.
- Only evidence for the above claim is "It is known."
- Obama may be the son of Malcom X, as religion is genetic, and so he must have inherited his genetic father's Islamic beliefs and hating of Christians

Really.
 
2014-07-31 01:17:00 PM
Dammit, this is Thinker Thursday, not World Nut Wednesday.
 
2014-07-31 01:23:54 PM

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: I read it until the point where my brain jumped out of my head and slapped me.

Summary:
- Obama supports Muslim's persecuting Christians in Iraq, Egyt, etc.
- Only evidence for the above claim is "It is known."
- Obama may be the son of Malcom X, as religion is genetic, and so he must have inherited his genetic father's Islamic beliefs and hating of Christians

Really.


What's truly amazing is that this is the year 2014, and there's still this many stupid people walking among us.
 
2014-07-31 01:24:47 PM
Well, they look so much alike.
 
2014-07-31 01:33:17 PM
Alright, I'll take the hit this time. Here you go, guys:

On July 25, Virginia Rep. Frank Wolf appeared on Hugh Hewitt's radio show, where he asserted that there is a genocide being carried out against Christians in Iraq by the terrorist group the Islamic State (formerly ISIS). This group has killed untold numbers of Christians as well as fellow Muslims during their bloody campaign across Syria and Iraq, many in some of the most graphic and gruesome ways imaginable. Most recently in the Iraqi city of Mosul, Christians were told that they had to convert to Islam, leave the city (which has had a Christian presence for two millennia), or have their heads cut off.

Given the actions of the Islamic State to date, what surprised me is that they actually gave them a choice.

"It is genocide. It meets the test of genocide," Wolf said, citing accepted United Nations parameters for the practice.

In Wolf's estimation, and that of many Americans of conscience, the Obama administration's failure to weigh in on this atrocity in any manner whatsoever is an abject disgrace. Although the U.S. Senate proposed on July 30 a resolution condemning the "religious cleansing" in Iraq, such actions have few teeth and certainly aren't any guarantee of broad policy changes.

While the diplomatic dynamics behind the following may be news to many, it is a fact that over many presidential administrations, nations with minority Christian populations (particularly in the Middle East) were always made aware that our foreign policy concerning them would be to some extent predicated on the treatment of Christians thereof.

All that changed when Barack Hussein Obama ascended to the presidency, and the testimony of Christians living in these nations bears this out. Even excluding such extreme examples as the Muslim Brotherhood's rise to power in Egypt (after which Christians were being crucified in the streets), the general deportment of Islamic governments in the region with regard to Christians changed from one of grudging tolerance to abject persecution. As we can readily observe now in the region, as well as in Islamic African nations, the violent persecution of Christians has practically become a new national pastime.

Considering the president's Islamist and Marxist proclivities and the philosophical bent of his closest collaborators, it ought not be too much of a surprise that Obama's sympathy index for these persecuted Christians is in the negative digits. Still, his lack of inclination to even pretend that these atrocities are unacceptable not only adds insult to injury, but indicates something more than a mere lack of sympathy.

It indicates derision and perhaps even hatred of Christians.

This may appear odd to some at first blush, particularly since the president has professed to be Christian, but there are those of us who've known for a long time that Obama's claims to this faith are farcical. After all, the Black Liberation Theology preached in Rev. Jeremiah Wright's Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago (which Obama attended for 20 years) is nothing but apostate, Marxist-infused Christian doctrine to start with.
 So the question then becomes from whence Obama's hatred of Christians may have come. Author Ed Klein's 2012 book, "The Amateur: Barack Obama in the White House" includes material from a three and a half hour interview Klein conducted with Wright, Obama's former pastor. In addition to Klein's claim that when Obama met Wright he was "steeped in Islam but knew nothing about Christianity," Wright also intimates that Obama may never have truly let go of his Muslim faith.


Obama has certainly demonstrated an intimate knowledge of and a demonstrated affinity for Islam - but where, how and why did this develop?

According to his origins narrative, both of Obama's parents were Marxists, as were his maternal grandparents. He supposedly spent several years in Indonesia (a Muslim nation) as a child - but are we to believe that his communist mother somehow felt a compelling reason to have Islam inculcated into her son? Indeed, even if Obama did spend a few years in Indonesian Muslim schools, this hardly explains the deep knowledge and attraction.

In his pre-teens - once again, according to the narrative - Obama headed to Hawaii and fell under the care of his communist grandparents. He was also mentored by iconic communist Frank Marshall Davis (whom some contend is his real father, but we won't go there just yet). Even still, during this period, Obama become more intimately acquainted with Marxism rather than Islam.

From there it was on to a posh high school in Hawaii, then supposedly to college back on the mainland, where the narrative becomes infinitely more sketchy.

Some have speculated that Obama's real father may have been the slain black civil rights leader Malcolm X, who embraced Sunni Islam after his pilgrimage to Mecca in 1964 and being expelled from the Nation of Islam. Apart from the uncanny likeness of the two men, there are those who claim that ample evidence exists to support this theory. One former intelligence operative has come forward, asserting that DNA evidence exists excluding Barack Obama Sr. as the president's father. None of these parties has been able to produce incontrovertible evidence, however.

All things considered, a Malcolm X paternity certainly would explain the president having also embraced Sunni Islam, which he is dedicatedly working to advance. It might also explain his poorly concealed anti-Christian bias, as well as his administration's appalling treatment of Israel.

Tragically, the wholesale persecution of Christians in Iraq, Syria and elsewhere in the Muslim world is likely to continue for some time, as are the ongoing efforts of radicals and Islamists in America - also aided by the Obama administration - to disenfranchise Christians here. There are many fronts upon which the latter is occurring, although the chief principals of these efforts are a distinct minority among us.

While the majority of Americans would find themselves unequivocally at odds with Obama's ultimate goals, arresting the advancement of his agenda will probably fall to another distinct minority among us - those who, like our nation's founders, understand and love liberty, and who are willing to stand alone if necessary and articulate hard truths.
 
2014-07-31 01:46:12 PM

quatchi: *wanders off in search of caffeinated beverage*


I think you might need something stronger than that....
 
2014-07-31 01:47:19 PM
Hyperbole much, subby?

[Ctrl + F]

Holy shiat.
 
2014-07-31 01:48:51 PM
At this point, I just don't think there's any medication that can help.
 
2014-07-31 01:48:56 PM

Lando Lincoln: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: I read it until the point where my brain jumped out of my head and slapped me.

Summary:
- Obama supports Muslim's persecuting Christians in Iraq, Egyt, etc.
- Only evidence for the above claim is "It is known."
- Obama may be the son of Malcom X, as religion is genetic, and so he must have inherited his genetic father's Islamic beliefs and hating of Christians

Really.

What's truly amazing is that this is the year 2014, and there's still this many stupid people walking among us.


Well, at least it's keeping a subset of relatively ineffectual rubes entertained...

/give the baby its bottle
 
2014-07-31 02:04:40 PM

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: I read it until the point where my brain jumped out of my head and slapped me.

Summary:
- Obama supports Muslim's persecuting Christians in Iraq, Egyt, etc.
- Only evidence for the above claim is "It is known."


girlsgonegeek.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-31 02:06:51 PM
*Looks up at imaginary sky being

"Throw the switch man, we're done here....
 
2014-07-31 02:09:07 PM
If there is one hope for stopping the bloodshed in Gaza and other areas of the Middle East, it is to convince Jew and Muslim that slaughtering Christians is prayer in their God's ears.
 
2014-07-31 02:10:02 PM
This is the kind of thing you believe when you only actually know of two black people and one of them is Obama, so obviously the other one must be his father.
 
2014-07-31 02:11:39 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Does someone on WND have a book coming out?


"Okay, book is coming out."

Seems to describe their process pretty well.
 
2014-07-31 02:11:59 PM
WTF... no way the article says that...

<click>
Some have speculated that Obama's real father may have been the slain black civil rights leader Malcolm X,

JESUS H CHRIST....

This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2014-07-31 02:14:18 PM
Thousands of years from now, if the human race is somehow still around, people will STILL be beating the bones of this long-extinct horse.
 
2014-07-31 02:15:06 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Hyperbole much, subby?

[Ctrl + F]

Holy shiat.


These are conservatives we are talking about, they are Poe's Law in motion. There's no way to know when someone is being hyperbolic in regards to these nut jobs.
 
2014-07-31 02:16:16 PM
Don't read the comments unless you want to poke out your own eyes. It's full of derp.
 
2014-07-31 02:16:29 PM
Damn, Obama's been planning something since grade school. I still don't know what, but I'm sure it's messed up.

I blame his communist grandparents.
 
2014-07-31 02:17:54 PM
On July 25, Virginia Rep. Frank Wolf appeared on Hugh Hewitt's radio show, where he asserted that there is a genocide being carried out against Christians in Iraq by the terrorist group the Islamic State (formerly ISIS). This group has killed untold numbers of Christians as well as fellow Muslims during their bloody campaign across Syria and Iraq...

Oh, so Christians aren't being singled out here in your story about how their being singled out? I bet that you don't think Republicans have been screaming "Impeach!" every time someone tries to pull a stray string off of their backs either.
 
2014-07-31 02:18:25 PM
If the author wants to be taken seriously, he should go enlist.  Anyone that saber rattles for armed conflict when not in the armed forces can go choke to death on their hypocrisy and cowardice.
 
2014-07-31 02:18:31 PM

Moosecakes: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: I read it until the point where my brain jumped out of my head and slapped me.

Summary:
- Obama supports Muslim's persecuting Christians in Iraq, Egyt, etc.
- Only evidence for the above claim is "It is known."

[girlsgonegeek.files.wordpress.com image 334x433]


Its so hard to find lithe, comely hand maidens these days.
 
2014-07-31 02:18:32 PM
FTF Comments:

Willy Rho  Sportsfan 23 • 2 hours ago
The CIA and the FBI "Must" know the Truth of who he is. And their Allegagence seems to be with the Government, regardless of its Lawlessness.
A man in the MI-5 says t6he CIA took a DNA sample from a Glass and compared it to Obama's supposedly Grandparents, the Dunhams and their DNA is not in Him.


wow...
 
2014-07-31 02:18:41 PM
And we're obligated to defend Christians in other countries? Really?
 
2014-07-31 02:20:27 PM
Erik "Obama tried to nuke South Carolina, which is why he sent the Naval yard shooter in to clean up his mess,  and also too he shot down that Malaysian plane in the Ukraine" Rush?

Well, the source is unimpeachable.
 
2014-07-31 02:21:54 PM
what's wrong with expediting the process? why wait a life time to meet your maker when you can meet him today? what if i told you ISIS has a plan to do just that, today, with little or no out of pocket cost to you or your loved ones? act now & you'll receive a 1 gram solid silver bar to cover your burial costs, our gift to you for taking advantage of this biblical offer.
 
2014-07-31 02:21:59 PM

physt: Don't read the comments unless you want to poke out your own eyes. It's full of derp.


I only read to see if WND has one of their polls with 18 different, largely passive-aggressive answers.
 
2014-07-31 02:22:03 PM
In Wolf's estimation, and that of many Americans of conscience, the Obama administration's failure to weigh in on this atrocity in any manner whatsoever is an abject disgrace.

Citation, please...

Although the U.S. Senate proposed on July 30 a resolution condemning the "religious cleansing" in Iraq, such actions have few teeth and certainly aren't any guarantee of broad policy changes.

Interesting choice of citation, one that refutes what you said in the previous sentence.

Round and round, this guy goes. Where he stops, nobody knows.

4815162342execute.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-31 02:22:27 PM
Malcolm X was black. Obama's father was black. It all adds up.

"Some have speculated..." is another way of saying, "I just now made this up..."
 
2014-07-31 02:24:18 PM

Iowan73: "Some have speculated..." is another way of saying, "I just now made this up..."


Not necessarily. It could also mean "I heard it from a guy who made it up"
 
2014-07-31 02:24:51 PM

UncomfortableSilence: *Looks up at imaginary sky being

"Throw the switch man, we're done here....


Nah, we've still got some redeeming qualities.
 
2014-07-31 02:24:54 PM
So Obama is not an American but he is the child of two Americans instead of just one now.

Be prepared if you go into the comments and set your dissonance to dumb.
 
2014-07-31 02:25:23 PM
Churches have cash, let them deal with it. Personally I don't think getting involved in religious affairs will give a good return on my tax money.
 
2014-07-31 02:25:27 PM

Ed Grubermann: And we're obligated to defend Christians in other countries? Really?


Well....we are a "Christian Nation" after all and the Vatican doesn't have fighter jets the last time i checked.
 
2014-07-31 02:25:29 PM
WHY OBAMA IGNORES PERSECUTION OF CHRISTIANS

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2014-07-31 02:26:05 PM
And what happened to Jimi Hendrix being the father?
 
2014-07-31 02:27:11 PM

czei: Its so hard to find lithe, comely hand maidens these days.


Check in the vault, it's where the hottest one ended up.

physt: WTF... no way the article says that...

<click>
Some have speculated that Obama's real father may have been the slain black civil rights leader Malcolm X,

JESUS H CHRIST....

This is why we can't have nice things.


He's not SAYING Malcolm X was Obama's father, he's just educating you on the fact that some have speculated it.
 
2014-07-31 02:27:50 PM

HawgWild: Some have speculated that Obama's real father may have been the slain black civil rights leader Malcolm X, who embraced Sunni Islam after his pilgrimage to Mecca in 1964 and being expelled from the Nation of Islam. Apart from the uncanny likeness of the two men, there are those who claim that ample evidence exists to support this theory. One former intelligence operative has come forward, asserting that DNA evidence exists excluding Barack Obama Sr. as the president's father. None of these parties has been able to produce incontrovertible evidence, however.


The most hilarious thing is that they really don't have any evidence of a Malcom X connection: it was all "he looks just like him (which isn't true, but whatevs) and his mother had shown a willingness to sleep with black men by marrying Barack Obama Sr." At least with Frank Marshall Davis we know for a fact he was a family friend of the Dunhams and actually was in the President's life while he was a kid. They don't even have evidence Malcolm X ever even traveled to Seattle where Dunham lived and got pregnant in 1960; their evidence is Stokely Carmichael of the Black Panther Party visited Seattle in 1961, so maybe the head of Nation of Islam secretly came through a year earlier and Obama's mom couldn't help but throw herself at a man so black and so anti-American.

Oh and always have to point out something: every birther trying to say Barack Obama Sr. and  the one person his actual appearance is closest to:

i.huffpost.com

That's Obama's maternal grandfather.
 
2014-07-31 02:27:55 PM
Ah, Wing Nut Daily: you continue to be as reliable a source of entertainment as Dear Prudence.

/except Dear Prudence probably has a marginally more solid connection to reality
 
2014-07-31 02:27:57 PM

kidgenius: Ed Grubermann: And we're obligated to defend Christians in other countries? Really?

Well....we are a "Christian Nation" after all and the Vatican doesn't have fighter jets the last time i checked.


Italy does, so Vatican City does.
 
2014-07-31 02:28:00 PM

Lando Lincoln: I'm not about to read a WND article, but if Malcom X was Obama's father, I'd laugh and laugh and laugh.

Oh, how decadent those tears of rage would be.


This, that would be infinitely funny.

Better: Obama incorporates that into next year's WHCD...just to piss the Teatards off some more.
 
2014-07-31 02:28:13 PM

physt: WTF... no way the article says that...

<click>
Some have speculated that Obama's real father may have been the slain black civil rights leader Malcolm X,

JESUS H CHRIST....

This is why we can't have nice things.


Did you guys hear that rumor that Erik Rush, the guy that wrote this article, is the half-brother of Donald Trump? Some have speculated that both their fathers had sex with the same orangutan... accounts even suggest that this didn't take place in separate sexual encounters but was in fact a threesome. There are even indications that the two men's balls may have actually brushed against each other. Some questions still linger as to which of them was conceived anally. Some claim Trump's dad called anal shotgun, making his son the likelier suspect but others have implied that the two men eventually flipped, making the determination of anal conception extremely difficult to ascertain.
 
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