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(STV.tv)   Air passenger demands parachute and cigarettes before attacking cabin crew with prosthetic leg. Yes, drink was involved officer   (news.stv.tv) divider line 22
    More: Strange, fellow passengers, Sussex Police, Edinburgh Airport, intimidations, Gatwick Airport  
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2014-07-31 12:30:47 PM  
I'd still rather sit beside this guy than a crying baby.
 
2014-07-31 01:30:45 PM  
I'm pretty sure in terms of "kicking ass", that's cheating.
 
2014-07-31 02:21:34 PM  
At least D.B. Cooper kept it classy.
 
2014-07-31 02:23:38 PM  

quatchi: I'd still rather sit beside this guy than a crying baby.



Lulz.
 
2014-07-31 02:25:19 PM  
 
2014-07-31 02:25:56 PM  
I do like the image of him lighting up a smoke and waving his leg while parachuting away from the exit door. Rugged individualism.
 
2014-07-31 02:27:03 PM  
"...the woman was escorted off the plane by police as fellow passengers sang the Hokey Cokey. "

You take your left leg off and you shake it all about

/they call it the 'hokey cokey' over there?
//Fark isn't supposed to be educational
 
2014-07-31 02:29:19 PM  
What kind of drink?
 
2014-07-31 02:31:51 PM  

derpes_simplex: "...the woman was escorted off the plane by police as fellow passengers sang the Hokey Cokey. "

You take your left leg off and you shake it all about


Good Lord I LOL'd when I read that in TFA.  People can be awesome at times.
 
2014-07-31 02:35:32 PM  
'He said: "We were coming back from Tunisia when this lady kicked off. She was off her face on drink.'

Oddly missing.....

Off me pickle, Off me trolley, On a campaign, Out of it, Out yer tree
Paggered, Palintoshed, Paraletic, Peelywally, Peevied, Pickled, Pie-eyed, Pished, Plastered, Poleaxed, Pollatic
Rat-legged (Stockport), Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reek-ho, Rendered, Rosy glow, Rubbered, Ruined
Saying hello to Mr Armitage, Scattered, Schindlers, Screwed, Scuttered (Dublin), Shedded [as in " My shed has collapsed taking most of the fence with it"], Slaughtered, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered (Ireland), Snobbled (Wales), Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Spiffed, Spongelled, Squiffy, Steamin, Steampigged, Stocious, Stonkin
 
2014-07-31 02:39:14 PM  
I told the airlines to stop serving Long Island Ice Tea to one legged people, but did they listen?

Noooooooooo.....
 
2014-07-31 02:42:05 PM  
I  like the photo in the article

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... and the world meets the Scots
 
2014-07-31 02:43:36 PM  

derpes_simplex: "...the woman was escorted off the plane by police as fellow passengers sang the Hokey Cokey. "

You take your left leg off and you shake it all about


Isn't it strange we've never seen this woman and Heather Mills in the same place at the same time?
 
2014-07-31 02:53:00 PM  
She's got a 50% chance of giving a shark a visit to the dentist.
 
2014-07-31 03:59:51 PM  
A drink was involved.  Man if one drink will make him do that I want his bartender or what he was drinking.
 
2014-07-31 05:04:25 PM  
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2014-07-31 05:36:04 PM  

quatchi: I'd still rather sit beside this guy than a crying baby.


Exactly. As long as you keep bringing him the good sauce, he will just keep telling you stories. It is the second someone takes it away he will go on a rampage.
 
2014-07-31 05:47:51 PM  

derpes_simplex: "...the woman was escorted off the plane by police as fellow passengers sang the Hokey Cokey. "

You take your left leg off and you shake it all about

/they call it the 'hokey cokey' over there?
//Fark isn't supposed to be educational


"Where Scotland meets the world."
 
2014-07-31 06:45:24 PM  

fawlty: derpes_simplex: "...the woman was escorted off the plane by police as fellow passengers sang the Hokey Cokey. "

You take your left leg off and you shake it all about

Good Lord I LOL'd when I read that in TFA.  People can be awesome at times.


This is one of many reasons why I love Scotland SO MUCH.
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Alba gu bràth!!
 
2014-07-31 09:54:47 PM  
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In his defense,  he *was* dealing with a lot. You do some weird shiat when your prison girlfriend's mom tells you weren't exactly shooting blanks when you played with her daughter in the jail broom closet.
 
2014-07-31 11:29:24 PM  
FREEEDDDOOOOOMMMM!
 
2014-08-01 10:03:14 AM  
Time for a "Scottish" tag?   :)
 
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