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(Engadget)   For the woman in your life who has everything - vibrating Kegel exerciser/game controller   (engadget.com) divider line 63
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2014-07-31 10:59:51 AM  
Stop trying to make me exercise when I'm playing video games!
 
2014-07-31 12:06:34 PM  
What tier is this in World of Dildos?
 
2014-07-31 12:07:26 PM  

Mugato: Stop trying to make me exercise when I'm playing video games!


What if it's a sexy video game, with lots of sex?

/I'll be in my bunk...
 
2014-07-31 12:09:42 PM  
A Kegel Video Game controller? fark that!
 
2014-07-31 12:09:51 PM  
My friend wanted to make tee shirts that said this on them....

Kegel If You Love Me.
 
2014-07-31 12:10:05 PM  
It's a great product.  I use it to shift gears playing GTA.

/sticks in reverse
 
2014-07-31 12:11:34 PM  
Genius.
 
2014-07-31 12:12:16 PM  

strangeluck: Mugato: Stop trying to make me exercise when I'm playing video games!

What if it's a sexy video game, with lots of sex?

/I'll be in my bunk...


Maybe when they invent the holosuite I'll get off the couch.
 
2014-07-31 12:12:40 PM  
I think a general TV remote would have been a better market. Who doesn't want hands free channel surfing?
 
2014-07-31 12:12:58 PM  
What if the woman in my life doesn't yet know she has me?
 
2014-07-31 12:13:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-31 12:13:23 PM  
Won't happen.  Most women don't play video games.
 
2014-07-31 12:16:19 PM  
If only they brought this out sooner, then Blizzard wouldn't have been in such a rush to remove spells and attacks b/c people were running out of keys on their keyboards.

/Rain of Fire!
//hrrrrnnnggg!
 
2014-07-31 12:16:53 PM  
Several years ago a PS2 game called "Rez" came with a vibrating dongle that plugged into the second controller port.

I had to tell a customer that I wouldn't accept any of those as trade-ins. Gamestop may be many things, but it's not in the second-hand dildo market.
 
2014-07-31 12:17:29 PM  
For the woman in your life who has HAD everything - vibrating Kegel exerciser/game controller 

FTFY
 
2014-07-31 12:19:47 PM  

ChipNASA: My friend wanted to make tee shirts that said this on them....

Kegel If You Love Me.


I would buy one
 
2014-07-31 12:21:00 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Several years ago a PS2 game called "Rez" came with a vibrating dongle that plugged into the second controller port.

I had to tell a customer that I wouldn't accept any of those as trade-ins. Gamestop may be many things, but it's not in the second-hand dildo market.


So you automatically assume that if it vibrates, it must have been up a hoohah?
 
2014-07-31 12:24:46 PM  

Solty Dog: UNC_Samurai: Several years ago a PS2 game called "Rez" came with a vibrating dongle that plugged into the second controller port.

I had to tell a customer that I wouldn't accept any of those as trade-ins. Gamestop may be many things, but it's not in the second-hand dildo market.

So you automatically assume that if it vibrates, it must have been up a hoohah?


No, I'd assume it's been up a butthole b/c guys are more likely to pull that weird kinky stuff.
 
2014-07-31 12:26:06 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Several years ago a PS2 game called "Rez" came with a vibrating dongle that plugged into the second controller port.

I had to tell a customer that I wouldn't accept any of those as trade-ins. Gamestop may be many things, but it's not in the second-hand dildo market.


Was going to reference Rez.  See it's been taken care of.

I'm pretty sure the XBLA re-release of it even had the option of having a second controller act solely as the vibrating dongle as well.
 
2014-07-31 12:27:08 PM  
i.stack.imgur.com
 
2014-07-31 12:28:03 PM  
"Honey! Time to for your exercises!"

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2014-07-31 12:29:18 PM  
Shouldn't this also be under the Entertainment tab?
 
2014-07-31 12:30:13 PM  

Solty Dog: UNC_Samurai: Several years ago a PS2 game called "Rez" came with a vibrating dongle that plugged into the second controller port.

I had to tell a customer that I wouldn't accept any of those as trade-ins. Gamestop may be many things, but it's not in the second-hand dildo market.

So you automatically assume that if it vibrates, it must have been up a hoohah?


Or an ass. Vibrators don't discriminate.
 
2014-07-31 12:32:38 PM  

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Or an ass. Vibrators don't discriminate.

Ass kegels? Probably a cure for Assburgers, or a cause.
 
2014-07-31 12:34:35 PM  

MooseBayou: It's a great product.  I use it to shift gears playing GTA.

/sticks in reverse


Puts a whole new spin on "grinding a shift".
 
2014-07-31 12:35:54 PM  

NutWrench: [i.imgur.com image 639x480]


Because of Futurama, for the longest time I thought "kegels" were facial muscles.

/So naive.
 
2014-07-31 12:40:05 PM  
img.fark.net

WTF is THAT?
 
2014-07-31 12:40:34 PM  

Mugato: strangeluck: Mugato: Stop trying to make me exercise when I'm playing video games!

What if it's a sexy video game, with lots of sex?

/I'll be in my bunk...

Maybe when they invent the holosuite I'll get off the couch.


I think that's called "reality."
 
2014-07-31 12:44:17 PM  

Mikey1969: WTF is THAT?


Either a fart, or a person about to land on a three-testicled botched circumcision.
 
2014-07-31 12:44:30 PM  

brimed03: Mugato: strangeluck: Mugato: Stop trying to make me exercise when I'm playing video games!

What if it's a sexy video game, with lots of sex?

/I'll be in my bunk...

Maybe when they invent the holosuite I'll get off the couch.

I think that's called "reality."


It needs an easy mode that doesn't involve being born rich.
 
2014-07-31 12:48:40 PM  

Mikey1969: [img.fark.net image 248x254]

WTF is THAT?


It appears to be extremely powerful flatulence.
 
2014-07-31 12:53:12 PM  

cgraves67: brimed03: Mugato: strangeluck: Mugato: Stop trying to make me exercise when I'm playing video games!

What if it's a sexy video game, with lots of sex?

/I'll be in my bunk...

Maybe when they invent the holosuite I'll get off the couch.

I think that's called "reality."

It needs an easy mode that doesn't involve being born rich.


Blame the hard-core users who are convinced beyond reason there's an active developer.
 
2014-07-31 12:54:27 PM  
Made by Sybian?
 
2014-07-31 12:55:11 PM  

Mikey1969: [img.fark.net image 248x254]

WTF is THAT?


Hydrogen ass bomb?
 
2014-07-31 12:56:31 PM  
That little doodad protruding from the front... is that a clitoral stimulator?  If not then what is it besides a safety stop?
 
2014-07-31 12:57:53 PM  

LeroyBourne: Won't happen.  Most women don't play video games.


If you're going to say stupid crap about women, make it slightly more difficult to see what an ignorant douche you are.
 
2014-07-31 01:00:22 PM  

factoryconnection: That little doodad protruding from the front... is that a clitoral stimulator?  If not then what is it besides a safety stop?


Okay, I watched the video.  Everyone else should as well.  2:32 slap FTW
 
2014-07-31 01:05:14 PM  

ciberido: LeroyBourne: Won't happen.  Most women don't play video games.

If you're going to say stupid crap about women, make it slightly more difficult to see what an ignorant douche you are.


I know they exist.  It's just men far outnumber them.  Now if you're gonna blatantly insult me, might I inform you need to learn to read, guy.
 
2014-07-31 01:13:14 PM  
Thats the funniest video I've seen in a long time.
 
2014-07-31 01:21:40 PM  
Found her the perfect Christmas gift

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-31 01:24:48 PM  

cgraves67: brimed03: Mugato: strangeluck: Mugato: Stop trying to make me exercise when I'm playing video games!

What if it's a sexy video game, with lots of sex?

/I'll be in my bunk...

Maybe when they invent the holosuite I'll get off the couch.

I think that's called "reality."

It needs an easy mode that doesn't involve being born rich.


Just give up on achievements.  Gets much easier.  And give up on having the best equipment - that eliminates all the grinding.
 
2014-07-31 01:26:22 PM  

LeroyBourne: Won't happen.  Most women don't play video games.


I'll let my wife know that she's achieved status as mythical creature.  She'll get a kick out of that.
 
2014-07-31 01:28:53 PM  
I'd like to volunteer an alternative device. It doesn't come with bluetooth but the recharge time is only about 30 minutes. Plus it is made with eco-friendly materials and is 100% bio degradable.

MadHatter500: cgraves67: brimed03: Mugato: strangeluck: Mugato: Stop trying to make me exercise when I'm playing video games!

What if it's a sexy video game, with lots of sex?

/I'll be in my bunk...

Maybe when they invent the holosuite I'll get off the couch.

I think that's called "reality."

It needs an easy mode that doesn't involve being born rich.

Just give up on achievements.  Gets much easier.  And give up on having the best equipment - that eliminates all the grinding.


Yeah but all of those things give a slight buff to Charisma which is key for most of us.
 
2014-07-31 01:37:23 PM  

Mikey1969: [img.fark.net image 248x254]

WTF is THAT?


3...2...1...LIFTOFF!!
 
2014-07-31 01:38:01 PM  

factoryconnection: That little doodad protruding from the front... is that a clitoral stimulator?  If not then what is it besides a safety stop?


Serves three purposes.  1) safety stop and retriever - it stays outside so you can pull it out easily if you can't pop it out with your kegels, 2) clitoral stim - there usually is a second bullet vibe in that part, is generally the actual "active" reward, and 3) helps position the penetration part - when fully inserted the vibrator in the main body is supposed to be right on the "g-spot".  Usually isn't though, which is why the clitoral stimulator, which can be more easily positioned delivers most of the pleasure.
 
2014-07-31 01:41:27 PM  

factoryconnection: factoryconnection: That little doodad protruding from the front... is that a clitoral stimulator?  If not then what is it besides a safety stop?

Okay, I watched the video.  Everyone else should as well.  2:32 slap FTW


Holy shiat.  That video was comedy gold.
 
2014-07-31 01:46:04 PM  

NeoCortex42: factoryconnection: factoryconnection: That little doodad protruding from the front... is that a clitoral stimulator?  If not then what is it besides a safety stop?

Okay, I watched the video.  Everyone else should as well.  2:32 slap FTW

Holy shiat.  That video was comedy gold.


5 seconds in, and all I can think of is this local annoying guy who sells shiatty computers.

saltlakecomiccon.com

I'm gonna soldier on and try to make it through the video, though.
 
2014-07-31 01:51:19 PM  
OBSCURE JOKE!

www.emuparadise.me

/In other words: It's been done.
 
2014-07-31 01:56:20 PM  

NeoCortex42: Holy shiat.  That video was comedy gold.


I certainly hope his wife can't understand English because... dude.
 
2014-07-31 01:58:35 PM  
I might be interested in trying such a product should the opportunity present itself...  For research and all that.  The game designer in me is getting ideas already!
 
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