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(Buzzfeed)   "The internet lost one of its most famous, influential, and important dogs yesterday. RIP Benny the boxer"   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 40
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2014-07-31 10:24:39 AM  
Have no fear, Ralphie is ready to fill Benny's paws.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-31 11:40:05 AM  
Oh god who gives a shiat
 
2014-07-31 11:43:10 AM  
Never heard of him, though I tend to stay on the feline side of the memeverse
 
2014-07-31 11:43:17 AM  

doubled99: Oh god who gives a shiat


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
dogs>people

My old man had a boxer...sweet, slobbery dog she was.
 
2014-07-31 11:44:51 AM  
RIP Benny Hill
 
2014-07-31 11:49:22 AM  
St Marks Place, it doesnt get much more hipster than that.
 
2014-07-31 11:50:05 AM  
This is not a happy Cursday thread.....
 
2014-07-31 11:52:33 AM  

doubled99: Oh god who gives a shiat


go be a dick somewhere else
 
2014-07-31 11:59:19 AM  
sp3.yimg.com

(stolen from another farker via image search)

I was afraid it was doge.  I know I'm in the minority, but I love doge.
 
2014-07-31 12:00:59 PM  

dikkcor28: [sp3.yimg.com image 300x150]

(stolen from another farker via image search)

I was afraid it was doge.  I know I'm in the minority, but I love doge.


Doge is one of the few memes that still gets me.

/Ermagherd is the other one
 
2014-07-31 12:01:08 PM  

doubled99: Oh god who gives a shiat


Thank you for posting that. The internet is far better now that you've taken time out of your day to let everybody know that you do not care about something. Too many other people would've ignored a thread that didn't interest them, and clicked on something else, but then how would we ever learn? No, you take your responsibility seriously, and we are all in your debt. So again, I'd like to thank you...on behalf of the entire internet...for your fascinating and thought-provoking post.
 
2014-07-31 12:19:18 PM  
Sorry that your dog died, but never heard of him.  My dog is part boxer, they are goofballs.
 
2014-07-31 12:22:55 PM  
Only a dog parent will understand our canine kids...
Rest peacefully, we will join you soon!
 
2014-07-31 12:24:22 PM  

doubled99: Oh god who gives a shiat


Please make certain that you provide your thoughts on every posting that you do not really care about from now until the end of FARK. I, for one, need to know when you find a post that isn't interesting to you. I'm certain there are others that also find your findings about the value of a post mandatory for their day to day search for knowledge. So, keep up the good work!
 
2014-07-31 12:31:32 PM  
Never heard of the dog before, but the "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife" picture was pretty damn funny.
 
2014-07-31 12:38:37 PM  
I was convinced this was going to be the boxer getting karate kicked by the cat.

Nope.
 
2014-07-31 12:39:34 PM  

HelloNeuman: doubled99: Oh god who gives a shiat

Please make certain that you provide your thoughts on every posting that you do not really care about from now until the end of FARK. I, for one, need to know when you find a post that isn't interesting to you. I'm certain there are others that also find your findings about the value of a post mandatory for their day to day search for knowledge. So, keep up the good work!


Well, to be fair, the entire internet is about people going on about the stupid shiat in their lives, and other people making fun of them for it.

...that, and pornography.
 
2014-07-31 12:42:19 PM  
Oh god who gives a shiat

Please make certain that you provide your thoughts on every posting that you do not really care about from now until the end of FARK. I, for one, need to know when you find a post that isn't interesting to you. I'm certain there are others that also find your findings about the value of a post mandatory for their day to day search for knowledge. So, keep up the good work!


Thanks! Anytime.
 
2014-07-31 12:46:31 PM  
Poor Benny.  'I got 5 kids to feed'.
 
2014-07-31 12:51:11 PM  

doubled99: Oh god who gives a shiat


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-31 12:51:46 PM  

elvisaintdead: Have no fear, Ralphie is ready to fill Benny's paws.


Oh, handsome boy!!
 
2014-07-31 01:01:44 PM  
Never heard of Benny before, but that dog looked like he was all personality and those "hide yo kids, hide you wife" photos were funny as hell...
 
2014-07-31 01:08:44 PM  
Sad. Dammit. Good looking pup.

/scouting for my grave............
 
2014-07-31 01:12:19 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
media.moddb.com
 
2014-07-31 01:23:17 PM  
Normally I post my itsjustadog.jpg.

img.fark.net

but Boxers are special, especially fawns.

Ginger, you are a good dog.  A very good dog.  I know you're getting on in years and I want you to know how much joy you've brought to my life these last 7 years.
 
2014-07-31 01:31:13 PM  

doubled99: Oh god who gives a shiat


... if you dgaf, why did you bother clicking? There's plenty of other content, just scroll past this one.

When are people who make comments like this going to realize it's just like holding up a sign that reads "I am a mindless, self-centered idiot?"
 
2014-07-31 01:40:14 PM  
Dogs are the only evidence I've seen of a benevolent force/being/entity in the Universe. Something cared enough about us to provide us with dogs...
 
2014-07-31 01:44:47 PM  

mark12A: Dogs are the only evidence I've seen of a benevolent force/being/entity in the Universe. Something cared enough about us to provide us with dogs...


/You know who else's dogs loved him unconditionally...

//DOG:  A Greater Force for Good

///PS What does it say about a society/culture/religion that considers dogs unclean?  That's right Islam, I'm looking right at you.

////Dogs are halal.
 
2014-07-31 02:19:27 PM  

NEPAman: Normally I post my itsjustadog.jpg.

[img.fark.net image 521x232]

but Boxers are special, especially fawns.

Ginger, you are a good dog.  A very good dog.  I know you're getting on in years and I want you to know how much joy you've brought to my life these last 7 years.


I see your fawn and raise you a brindle. She's going on 8 years now, her mask is starting to show, and she's starting to slow down. But you've never seen a dog have so much energy as when she's told that she can come in the car with us.
 
2014-07-31 02:20:16 PM  
Oh, a pic would help.img.fark.net
 
2014-07-31 02:25:09 PM  
who farking gives a shiat?

its a dog. its not like its a cat or anything..
 
2014-07-31 03:06:41 PM  

beakerxf: I was convinced this was going to be the boxer getting karate kicked by the cat.

Nope.


Me too, because I couldn't think of another boxer.  I'm sure he was a good dog, but he was not that Internet FamousTMthat he needed a poorly formatted sendoff from BK.
 
2014-07-31 03:11:59 PM  
I have a boxer named Ben and he's still going strong.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-31 03:27:18 PM  
We had a boxer for a few years.  Her name was Laila (female, boxer, get it?).  Sweet, sweet dog.....dumber than a bag of hammers that had been injected with retard serum and then beaten with a 25lb stick of stupid, but still a sweet dog.

/SHE would hike one leg in the air to pee like a male, while squatting with the other like a female and then fall over onto her side as she went....every single time.  And she wasn't even consistent with which leg went up and which one squatted.  Just one of the many stupid things she did.
 
2014-07-31 03:35:49 PM  

Actual Farking: I have a boxer named Ben and he's still going strong.

[img.fark.net image 850x637]


Damned boxers and their chew toys, amirite?
 
2014-07-31 03:53:27 PM  
i.imgur.com

RIP

The 1st, original Advice Animal.

4chan will remember you.  And Reddit will continue to defile your legacy.
 
2014-07-31 04:44:17 PM  

chevydeuce: We had a boxer for a few years.  Her name was Laila (female, boxer, get it?).  Sweet, sweet dog.....dumber than a bag of hammers that had been injected with retard serum and then beaten with a 25lb stick of stupid, but still a sweet dog.

/SHE would hike one leg in the air to pee like a male, while squatting with the other like a female and then fall over onto her side as she went....every single time.  And she wasn't even consistent with which leg went up and which one squatted.  Just one of the many stupid things she did.


That image alone is making me laugh.

\cousin lost his boxer to cancer last spring
\\RIP, Brodie
 
2014-07-31 05:17:09 PM  
Don't like slobbery dogs. But whatever you like is fine.
 
2014-07-31 07:56:14 PM  

chevydeuce: We had a boxer for a few years.  Her name was Laila (female, boxer, get it?).  Sweet, sweet dog.....dumber than a bag of hammers that had been injected with retard serum and then beaten with a 25lb stick of stupid, but still a sweet dog.

/SHE would hike one leg in the air to pee like a male, while squatting with the other like a female and then fall over onto her side as she went....every single time.  And she wasn't even consistent with which leg went up and which one squatted.  Just one of the many stupid things she did.


Always thought I was a member of some sort of dog-keeping master race with the super-(often irritatingly)-smart dobermanns that we kept.
Then I made a friend at work with one who kept jumping through windows. Closed windows. The most special dog I ever did know.
(Until we got a basenji. I'm surprised they remember how to breath moment to moment)
 
2014-07-31 11:08:05 PM  
Benny was a boxer at the Palais de Dance
He'd smash your granny's face up given half a chance
He'd sell ya back the pieces, all for less than half a quid
He thought he was the meanest, until he met with Savage Sid
 
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