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2014-07-31 02:36:43 PM
i62.tinypic.com

Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake. Bye for now ... keep your teeth clean.
 
2014-07-31 03:03:04 PM
Prick.
 
2014-07-31 03:03:11 PM
Ah. A tooth-taker named Toothaker.
 
2014-07-31 03:04:54 PM

dittybopper: [i62.tinypic.com image 300x238]

Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake. Bye for now ... keep your teeth clean.


Lemming! Lemming! Lemming of the BDA!
 
2014-07-31 03:09:38 PM
sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2014-07-31 03:09:54 PM
prosecutors say Toothaker tried to leave the property

C'mon this can't be real.
 
2014-07-31 03:10:24 PM
 
2014-07-31 03:13:12 PM
Should've run a kender, you get a much better roll to see if anyone notices your toothmarks.
 
2014-07-31 03:13:39 PM

abhorrent1: prosecutors say Toothaker tried to leave the property

C'mon this can't be real.


My thoughts exactly, either that or the "gold filling stealing" dentist is using an assumed name.
 
2014-07-31 03:15:05 PM
You're all a bunch of rabid anti-dentites. Next you'll be saying that they should have their own schools!
 
2014-07-31 03:16:30 PM
I was expecting a more Evil Dentist
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-31 03:17:33 PM
www.hesslewoodlodge.com
 
2014-07-31 03:18:29 PM
Toothaker told officers he didn't know how the metals got into his bag

Biatch Tooth Fairy set me up!
 
2014-07-31 03:19:00 PM
Wealthy Dupont heir does worse and gets no jail time.

ain't Freedom great!


http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/04/01/delaware-s-affluenz a- case-affects-justice-too.html    (SFW)
 
2014-07-31 03:19:59 PM
I was expecting more Novocaine references.
/Good movie
//Steve Martin likes playing dentists I reckon
 
2014-07-31 03:26:42 PM

stonicus: [www.hesslewoodlodge.com image 400x267]


63 seconds faster and we'd have simulposted
 
2014-07-31 03:33:55 PM
abhorrent1: prosecutors say Toothaker tried to leave the property

C'mon this can't be real.



img.fark.net

Wow, this guy is real.  According to the article below he's done some important charity work.

 http://app1.unmc.edu/publicaffairs/todaysite/sitefiles/today_full.c fm ?match=618
 
2014-07-31 03:35:46 PM
Nope. I refuse to believe that the guy's name is Toothaker.
 
2014-07-31 03:39:17 PM

farkingismybusiness: You're all a bunch of rabid anti-dentites. Next you'll be saying that they should have their own schools!


Well, they need some place to go after failing out of med school.
 
2014-07-31 03:40:37 PM
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-31 03:46:50 PM
I guess it wasn't safe.
www.welovemoviesmorethanyou.com
 
2014-07-31 03:49:07 PM

Dragonflew: Nope. I refuse to believe that the guy's name is Toothaker.


Nominative determinism.   Maybe his middle name is Pilfer.
 
2014-07-31 03:50:10 PM

Witchyman: Prick.


Me?
 
2014-07-31 03:54:21 PM

freetomato: Dragonflew: Nope. I refuse to believe that the guy's name is Toothaker.

Nominative determinism.   Maybe his middle name is Pilfer.


There is a Dr. Peter Pain in my city. He's actually not a urologist.
 
2014-07-31 03:56:49 PM

MBooda: I guess it wasn't safe.
[www.welovemoviesmorethanyou.com image 850x573]


+1
 
2014-07-31 04:04:58 PM

Dragonflew: freetomato: Dragonflew: Nope. I refuse to believe that the guy's name is Toothaker.

Nominative determinism.   Maybe his middle name is Pilfer.

There is a Dr. Peter Pain in my city. He's actually not a urologist.


My wife had a podiatrist named "Dr. Finger".  I always thought he should have gone into proctology.
 
2014-07-31 04:05:59 PM
img.fark.net

Goody Goody Here it comes!
 
2014-07-31 04:09:39 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-31 04:22:34 PM

dittybopper: Dragonflew: freetomato: Dragonflew: Nope. I refuse to believe that the guy's name is Toothaker.

Nominative determinism.   Maybe his middle name is Pilfer.

There is a Dr. Peter Pain in my city. He's actually not a urologist.

My wife had a podiatrist named "Dr. Finger".  I always thought he should have gone into proctology.


Years ago I was working for a print shop and we were doing medical catalogs for some medical insurance company. We all got a great laugh out of the Beaver Falls Medical Clinic, where they gynecologist was named Dr. Suk Bang. True story.
 
2014-07-31 04:28:32 PM

Dragonflew: Nope. I refuse to believe that the guy's name is Toothaker.


img.fark.net
/yes, i know, pronounced "fong"
 
2014-07-31 04:32:24 PM

Dragonflew: freetomato: Dragonflew: Nope. I refuse to believe that the guy's name is Toothaker.

Nominative determinism.   Maybe his middle name is Pilfer.

There is a Dr. Peter Pain in my city. He's actually not a urologist.


OBGYN???
 
2014-07-31 04:33:26 PM

freetomato: Dragonflew: Nope. I refuse to believe that the guy's name is Toothaker.

Nominative determinism.   Maybe his middle name is Pilfer.


With a first name like Randall, or Randy, I was expecting him to have sexual assault charges against him.
 
2014-07-31 04:38:42 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-31 04:41:31 PM

Fista-Phobia: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x209]


is on fire. We don't need no water let the motherfarker burn.
 
2014-07-31 04:48:51 PM
Was his name John Voight?
 
2014-07-31 04:51:12 PM

maxis_mydog: Dragonflew: freetomato: Dragonflew: Nope. I refuse to believe that the guy's name is Toothaker.

Nominative determinism.   Maybe his middle name is Pilfer.

There is a Dr. Peter Pain in my city. He's actually not a urologist.

OBGYN???


DOGOBGYN!

doesstuff.com
 
2014-07-31 04:57:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-31 05:01:21 PM
In silly names threads, I always have to mention this guy:

m.c.lnkd.licdn.com

Peter Cockhead
Town and Transport Planning Professional

/And his linkedin "other people also viewed" bitty is hilarious too.
 
2014-07-31 05:04:21 PM

iron de havilland: In silly names threads, I always have to mention this guy:

[m.c.lnkd.licdn.com image 100x100]

Peter Cockhead
Town and Transport Planning Professional

/And his linkedin "other people also viewed" bitty is hilarious too.


i.ytimg.com

This expert on Rome and all things Roman, a regular contributor to the History Channel, is named Dr. Harry Sidebottom.
 
2014-07-31 05:06:12 PM
Rogue dentist?
www.luminophore.net
 
2014-07-31 05:09:29 PM

loonatic112358: I was expecting a more Evil Dentist
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x206]


How about just a misfit dentist?
www.misfittoys.net
 
2014-07-31 05:12:52 PM

TheGogmagog: loonatic112358: I was expecting a more Evil Dentist
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x206]

How about just a misfit dentist?
[www.misfittoys.net image 333x428]


He did always have something for silver and gold.
 
2014-07-31 05:14:45 PM

Fista-Phobia: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x209]


cdn.bleacherreport.net

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!"
 
2014-07-31 05:18:49 PM
Maybe Jimmy the Tulip put him up to it.
www.abc.net.au

Wow, there are way too many dentist related bits.

/no pun intended.
 
2014-07-31 05:26:55 PM

LostInTO: abhorrent1: prosecutors say Toothaker tried to leave the property

C'mon this can't be real.

My thoughts exactly, either that or the "gold filling stealing" dentist is using an assumed name.


I know of a dentist with the initials "DDS".  I remember driving by his office and seeing his car parked there with the vanity plate reading "DDS DDS".
 
2014-07-31 05:31:09 PM
Wasn't there a dentist here whose name sounded like that of a gas station attendant?
 
2014-07-31 05:44:41 PM

dittybopper: Dragonflew: freetomato: Dragonflew: Nope. I refuse to believe that the guy's name is Toothaker.

Nominative determinism.   Maybe his middle name is Pilfer.

There is a Dr. Peter Pain in my city. He's actually not a urologist.

My wife had a podiatrist named "Dr. Finger".  I always thought he should have gone into proctology.


Mine had an OB/GYN named Bonnie Beaver.
 
2014-08-01 09:50:38 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: dittybopper: Dragonflew: freetomato: Dragonflew: Nope. I refuse to believe that the guy's name is Toothaker.

Nominative determinism.   Maybe his middle name is Pilfer.

There is a Dr. Peter Pain in my city. He's actually not a urologist.

My wife had a podiatrist named "Dr. Finger".  I always thought he should have gone into proctology.

Mine had an OB/GYN named Bonnie Beaver.


Little town north of the city here has a funeral home owned by the Butcher family, so "Butcher Funeral Home", not sure I would want to use.
 
2014-08-01 04:18:07 PM
In Austin there's Dr. Dick Chop, urologist.
 
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